Little brother

The second advantage of having a handsome guy by your side——

My own name changed from "shen" to "brother of the handsome Lew", and I was chased by many bold and bold European girls asking for Lew's contact information.

What a benefit this is!

There are new surprises every day on this campus.

For example this -

"You are! Emma, ​​aren't you that one?! Don't run away!"

The handsome little guy in front of him dodged left and right, but he still couldn't escape Shen Qingjia's murderous hands.

"I remembered! You are the adulterer who slept with Wang Xiaohong!"

The little handsome guy looked a little helpless: "Don't call me an adulterer, please?! I have a name! My name is Lu Changfeng!"

Shen Qingjia stared at his face intently: "Good Mr. Adulterer."

Lu Changfeng: "||▄█▔▉||You and Wang Xiaohong are indeed a match made in heaven."

Shen Qingjia shrugged: "Ah, I forgot to tell you, because of you, I broke up with her."

Lu Changfeng said without sympathy: "Congratulations! It's really a wise choice for you to break up with her. That woman is not a good bird, she is already out of date."

Shen Qingjia: "Although I don't have feelings for her anymore, but..."

Shen Qingjia's face was ferocious, and she rushed forward to pinch Lu Changfeng's neck: "I still feel very uncomfortable!!!!"

According to Lu Changfeng himself, he was a work-study program in order to earn enough money to study abroad, so this guy, um, became a cowboy.

Shen Qingjia: "Then, your technique must be great, I mean, you know the low oil."

Lu Changfeng replied somewhat depressed: "What, Wang Xiaohong is actually the first order I took."

#On the god-like method of making money that the author without integrity came up with with a big brain hole#

In fact, judging from the full text, the most terrifying thing is the [Invincible Shameless] bad author.

The heroic Fuso man was still provoking during class.

"Wow wow wow wow!"

Shen Qingjia rested her chin, not paying attention to his scolding at all.

Is it really okay for the author to use "Wang" to summarize the content of this Fusang man's scolding?

Fusang people are still chattering.This kind of plot is very similar to the classroom, where the teacher speaks loudly in front and the students give short lectures below.

Once they found out what the students were doing, the teachers of Heaven and Chaos would let the guy who disturbed the classroom order stand outside the classroom window on the fifth floor... Ahh!It's outside the classroom.

The sky and the dynasty do this, so what about the corrupt country?

The emeritus professor of the corrupt country seemed very dull, he seemed completely unaware of the movements of the Fusang people under his nose.

In this way, Fusang people scolded a big lesson.

Emma, ​​this Fusang mouth is really drooling.By the way, isn't he tired of talking to himself all the time?

I don’t know why, but he was still very persistent and was assigned to the same elective as Shen Qingjia. Lu Changfeng heard Fusang’s “Wow, woof, woof” for the first time, and he threw a note to Lew: “Don’t you need to help your brother? Listen It was terrible to be scolded when I went up."

Lew glanced at Lu Changfeng: "It's the first day you met Shen Qingjia?...Oh, it seems so, but don't worry, he won't suffer."

Even the hot-tempered Ma brothers and sisters looked like they were watching the fun.

When the get out of class was over, the bold professor said: "get out of class is over! Remember that today's homework is... oh, yes, that...well, I know you, that Mr. Yamada, since you are so unwilling to take my class , then you won’t use it in the future.”

The students involuntarily looked at Shen Qingjia, who had been listening carefully, with a smile on his lips.

Classmate B: "Emma, ​​it's terrible! Is this what happens when you offend the heavens and the people?"

For the bad author who has written more than half a chapter and still hasn't written an emotional scene, girls, do you have anything to say?

By the way, there is one more thing to say.

After class, Shen Qingjia and her younger brother planned to go to Chinatown to eat dumplings.

Mathew chased after him: "Where are you going? Let's go together."

Lew: "Why are you alone? Where's Martha?"

Mathew shrugged: "Don't worry about her. There is a rock band that is more popular recently, so I'm going to join it. How about you?"

Lew: "We're going to Chinatown..."

I don’t know if it’s the crooked nut who hit the G-spot, and he suddenly became high: “Ohmygod! Chinese food! It’s so cool! You must take me! What’s on the tip of your tongue! I watch every issue!”

Shen Qingjia, who had been onlookers all the time, was just about to say, "If this is the case, please invite us. I think the policeman would be happy to hear the secrets of the Ma family," when a classmate he didn't know patted him on the shoulder.

In fact, in foreign countries, many times there will be classmates you don’t know who will greet you warmly. Shen Qingjia didn’t think too much, and greeted you very friendly.

The classmate Shen Qingjia didn't know was tall and handsome, when he saw Shen Qingjia smiling, he actually blushed.

"Hi, Shen, I'm Tim, very, nice to meet you."

"Uh, me too."

The next scene shocked everyone.

Tim grabbed Shen Qingjia's hand.

This is the rhythm of kissing hands?

"Shen, I like you, I want to have sex with you."

Lew's face turned dark when he heard "I like you". After Tim finished speaking, Lew punched Tim hard: "Gotohell! FUCK!"

Girls passing by screamed.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh—killed—people——"

Sorry, not this one.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Neither is this.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the two Chinese papers! It's just so cute——"

It seems to be this.But is it okay for girls from the rotten country to be so rotten?

Shen Qingjia stood there with a constipated expression.

Why are all the beautiful girls chasing Lew, and the ones chasing me become men!Bad author's conscience eaten by dogs?

Mathew, who was joining in the fun, couldn't stop laughing: "Emma, ​​I thought it would take you a long time to find out about this. Lew, watch your brother, Shen will be targeted by many gays as soon as she comes over."

Shen Qingjia: "Damn it! How could this happen!"

Is it so scientific to become a millionaire (shou) overnight?

Mathew: "How would I know? Muhahaha, ask the bad author, it's all done by the ass."

No wonder so many countries don't choose bad authors, but choose corrupt countries. It turns out that she has hidden so many insane plots!

Tim was not angry after being punched in vain, he just continued to look at Shen Qingjia persistently and questioningly.

Shen Qingjia was a little scared: "My brother is too impulsive, I apologize to you on his behalf."

"Then what I just asked..."

Shen Qingjia hid behind Lew in a hopeless way: "That thing..."

"I can't accept it. If you are still persistent... I know there is a child who is also suitable for stirring up the foundation. His name is Lu Changfeng. That child is much prettier than me. He is more suitable for you."

Mathew has already turned his head away, expressing that he doesn't want to watch this tragedy anymore.

Lew said grimly: "Mathew... you said... there are many people who are after my brother... tell me, who are they?"

After speaking, he inspected the surrounding men to see if there were any potential rivals in love.

The men who watched overtly and secretly were trembling all over.

Mathew pressed lew: "Don't, don't be impulsive!"

"FUCK! I didn't catch my brother, what are these people!"

Oh, why are there so many boring episodes?

★Extra one★

The so-called good brother criterion——

☆Rule [-]: Always put your younger brother first.

Lu Changfeng: "Shen, come and see how this program works?"

Shen Qingjia: "Yes."

Shen Qingjia: "It should be like this first... and then..."

A classmate suddenly ran over in a hurry: "Shen! lew sprained his ankle while playing basketball!"

Shen Qingjia: "What!"

Shen Qingjia: "Lu Changfeng, I will teach you tomorrow—"

Lu Changfeng looked at Shen Qingjia's leaving back and murmured, "But homework is due tomorrow..."

☆Rule [-]: Don't lose your temper with your younger brother at any time.

Lew: "Brother!"

Shen Qingjia: "What's the matter Lew?"

Kissed again.

||▄█▔▉●||This time it's even more extreme and the tongue sticks in.

Shen Qing Jiamo recited the good brother's principles a hundred times.

My dear, I can't just ╭(╯3╰)╮brother in the future. "

Lew: "...I see."

After this kind of thing happened countless times, Shen Qingjia finally understood the difference between "I know" and "I will never do it again".

What a painful realization.

☆Article [-]: Brothers are like siblings, goddesses are like clothes.

Wang Xiaohong: "Jiajia, rest tomorrow, let's go on a date~"

Shen Qingjia: "Okay~"

The next day, after Wang Xiaohong got dressed.

"Hello, Jiajia?"

"Xiaohong, I might not be able to go today, I'm going to watch Lew's essay competition."

Wang Xiaohong: "...Do you have to go? In your heart, your younger brother is more important, right?!"

Shen Qingjia, who has no dating experience and doesn't understand girls' minds: "Hey, how do you know?"

Seeing this, you should be able to guess why Xiaohong cheated, right?Because Shen Qingjia is a scumbag.

★Extra Story [-]★

A couple of things about friendship.

☆One☆

Zhong Yi: "Lew, my concubine celebrates her birthday tomorrow. Concubine is waiting for your favor~"

Lew: "Tomorrow? Not tomorrow, Jiajia invited me to watch a movie."

Zhong Yi: "Emma, ​​you two Han Zhi go to the movies together... Something seems wrong..."

10 minute later.

Zhong Yi howled at the back of Lew's departure: "Damn! Lew, you have a new love and forgot the old love! Friends are gone!"

☆two☆

Mathew: "lew! Lend me some money."

Lew: "...isn't hijacking enough for you?"

Mathew: "...the censorship is a bit strict recently, you know."

Lew: "But the money in my hand can't be moved. I need money to buy a house. The house is too big now. There is no way to find Jiajia to sleep with me."

Mathew: "...I remember Louis sending a large amount of money to your account every week."

Lew: "I decided to use that money to marry a wife."

Mathew: "...So just don't borrow."

Lew: "Yeah."

Mathew: "...friends end!"

☆three☆

Martha: "Lew, I need to borrow Shen."

Lew: "What dirty things do you want to borrow from my brother?"

Martha: "What, it's not dirty~ I just want Shen to annoy Louis~"

Lew: "What's the matter? Do you want my brother to be pestered by Louis?"

Martha: "You, what did you say?!"

Lew: "Let me tell you a secret, the bad author decided to make Louis gay here."

Consider how unreliable a bad author is, Martha, running away crying.

My brother can only belong to me alone!As for the others, even if they pretend to be intimate with him, I will not agree.

Lew, you turn your elbows like this, does your brother Louis know?

A few days later-

Martha, who was wronged so much, ran back and complained in tears: "Lew! You lied to me! Louis said he still likes women the most!"

Lew: "Is that so... Did Louis ever say he likes thin women?"

Martha: "My mother is plump! Don't say anything! Let's make friends!"

★Special episode [-]★

The secret of how to catch up with your beloved brother

☆Secret [-]: Be cute

Lew: "Brother, I told Louis that I would take my girlfriend back, but she suddenly proposed to break up with me!"

Shen Qingjia (unhappy): "Why don't I know you have a girlfriend?"

Lew: "I didn't say it because it's not important ∑(っ°Д°)っBrother, don't be angry..."

Shen Qingjia (softened): "I'm not angry. Then what are you going to do? Tell the truth directly?"

Lew: "Louis will think I'm teasing him and break my leg."

Shen Qingjia: "...It seems that there is a reason why Martha fell in love with Louis. Kao Ao, you are a cruel family."

Lew: "Brother, why don't you play my girlfriend."

Shen Qingjia: "Are you joking?"

Lew: "No, I'm serious! Please bro (>_<)"

Shen Qingjia (resolute): "No way!"

Lew: "Please(>﹏<)"

Shen Qingjia (softened a bit): "...No."

Lew: "Please Q_Q"

Shen Qingjia (compromising): "...Okay."

Lew rushed forward: "Great bro! I love you the most (╯3╰)"

Shen Qingjia (blushing): "Let go of me! Uh—"

☆Secret [-]: Stalking

Lew: "I like your brother, let's be together!"

Shen Qingjia, who was reading a book, didn't raise her head: "Noway!"

Lew: "Let's be together brother (>^ω^<)"

Shen Qingjia who was playing the game was flustered: "Not good."

Lew: "I can't get hard on other people, it's better for us to be together."

A leaflet from Shen Qingjiasai to a hospital in Lew that treats male diseases.

Lew: ... Uncle lied to me!

☆Tip [-]: If the previous one doesn’t work, you can try to invite relatives and friends to brainwash Brother Shen together.

So it became like this -

Lew: "Brother, stay with me."

Shen Qingjia: "...Why don't you give up?"

Zhong Yi: "Emma Shen Qingjia, if you don't agree to him, you are sorry for me! How much sacrifice did you make me to (break up Wang Xiaohong and) you?! I went after Wang Xiaohong's flat chest!"

Shen Qingjia: "→_→I seem to know something."

Mathew: "Follow Lew quickly! Otherwise, I'll rob your whole family!"

Shen Qingjia: "Nima! Get lost."

Martha: "Following Lew can lead a good life with meat."

Shen Qingjia: "→_→Are you insulting me? Youcanyouup."

Louis: "If you follow Lew, I promise I won't break his leg."

Shen Qingjia: "..."

Mother Shen: "Then what should I say? If you don't follow Lew, Shen Jiajia, then I will break your leg!"

Shen Qingjia: "...Emperor, don't you want to see the face of your lovely grandson?"

In order to make up for Shen's father who was pulled out by the dead author: "See Shen's mother's words for details."

Shen Qingjia: "That's enough! I won't agree!"

☆Secret four...

Uncle: "If Shen still refuses to agree, Lew, you can wash up and sleep. I think I chased her like this back then..."

Lew: "What about her now?"

Uncle: "I've got someone else's household registration book."

Lew: "...Believe in you next time, I'm fucking in love with you!"

Zhong Yi: "...why does your knee hurt so much?"