[Quick Transmigration] Various poses of being crushed

After some twists and turns, Su Shan and Zhao Heya finally went to school holding hands.Only Mother Zhao stood there complaining, watching their backs pitifully.All he missed was the water thrown by the married daughter.

Huh?What's wrong?

Two flowers bloomed, one for each, besides, Su Shan and Zhao Heya were sitting in the car, Zhao Heya watched Su Shan greet his cronies, and began to think about how to please his future wife.Thinking of this, he thought of his notebook, and he couldn't help grinning silly, and he thought that it seemed to be Su Shan's birthday in a few days.

What birthday present should I give Su Shan?Zhao Heya sat down and frowned, thinking hard.

Su Shan on the side looked at Zhao Heya's sad face, thinking that he was just like himself, and worried that he hadn't finished his homework yesterday, so he felt the pride of being the boss, and patted Zhao Heya on the shoulder, Immediately promised: "Don't worry, I will copy your homework for you when I get to school."

Zhao Heya, whose thinking was interrupted, didn't know how to react when he heard Su Shan's words.My head came to my senses, and just as I was about to go forward to express my gratitude to Su Shan, Su Shan said shyly and embarrassedly, "But, there are a few questions I can't do."

"..." Zhao Heya didn't know that there was a kind of mood called dumbfounding. Seeing Su Shan bowed his head red and shy, he managed to keep his smile from showing. He couldn't help reaching out and touching Su Shan's furry head. "It's okay, I'm done."

Su Shan raised his head when he heard the words, and vaguely remembered that Zhao Heya seemed to have passed the No.1 exam last semester.After being stunned for a moment, he smiled happily, "Then you must show me!"

Zhao Heya nodded, "Definitely."

As Zhao Heya's school bus drifted away, Mother Zhao, who had stolen her son's notebook, snickered twice, took out the notebook hidden in the cupboard, and began to study hard without even eating breakfast.

Turning to the first page, there is a blank title page with immature notes of his son, um, there are not many words on it, and there are three large characters of the plan.

plan?These three words circled in Zhao's mother's head. She first praised her son for knowing the plan at such a young age, and then began to wonder why her indifferent son was so serious about why he even wrote a special one. Got a plan?

With doubts in the book, Zhao's mother turned to the first page.

After reading it line by line, Mother Zhao's face changed from surprise at the beginning to a frown, and the frown became tighter and tighter.

After reading this plan, Mother Zhao felt that she finally understood why her son was so nice to Su Shan.

It turned out that Aya didn't regard Su Shan as a friend at all, but as a daughter-in-law.This is no child's play.Aya really regarded Su Shan as her daughter-in-law.He has been serious about things since he was a child, and now he will not play games and jokes on this matter.

What's more, look at what's written in this plan.

The first page is about life planning.

What age did you become Su Shan's best friend, at what age did you become Su Shan's only friend, and at what age did you become Su Shan's lover.At what age do you get married...

What Su Shan likes to play, and wants to be a tour guide when he grows up.In this way, he can work with Su Shan.Why learn the n language from today.Because he was afraid that Su Shan would get tired of playing in the country.

There are also some messy things, why at the age of 18, you have to learn to cook, learn to wash clothes, learn to manage money... Your sister, do you want to be a full-time housewife?What about your father's company?Who said seriously when he was a child that he wanted to inherit the company and make the company number one in the world.Son, when did you learn to backtrack on your promises?

Then on the second page, what is the situation of the enemy and countermeasures.

This page is about those cronies of Su Shan.

For example, the chubby guy next door, who is greedy and lazy, always pesters Su Shan for something to eat.What is facing him is to lure him with food, and language separates him.Also, the son of the Wang family and the Li family is so active that he would always hurt Su Shan when he was playing.What can teach them a lesson and not dare to do excessively dangerous things.Son, why don't I know when you read Sun Tzu's Art of War and played tricks.Thy integrity is at the mercy of the dogs——

Zhao's mother just wanted to shout up to the sky, shouting that the sky is unfair.Her face was bloodied by her son's plan. Mother Zhao opened the third page with trembling hands, as if she was weighted heavily.

This chapter goes further.If you take it out, you can sell it as a wife slave.This metaphor does not mean that Zhao Heya wrote any rules and regulations for facing Su Shan.Rather, at this point, Xiao Zhao and Reed in Ya's head have almost finished writing what they can, so they start to write a diary.In the diary, he not only recorded what happened between him and Su Shan in the past, but also interspersed some of the things written earlier in detail. If the previous one was the outline, now he is perfecting the outline, concretizing it, and perfecting it.To sum it up in one sentence, it is to look back on the past and look forward to the future.

For example: I watched a movie with Su Shan at home today. Su Shan said that the heroine was pretty. Although I nodded in agreement, I thought she was ugly.It's not as good-looking as Ah Hua (dog) downstairs.However, in the end the heroine and the hero had a child.Well, how many children will Su Shan and I have?One is too little, two are fine.A man and a woman, preferably twins, but the heroine seems to be in pain when she gives birth.what to do?If adults cry, Su Shan will definitely cry.Then it's really not good.Babies crying are annoying too.

Looking at the piles and pieces that the son did, and watching the sentences that the son said.Mother Zhao has vomited three liters of blood.Wake up son, you and Su Shan can't have a son at all, it's annoying to cry, why did you think so hard before.Give up, son, find a daughter-in-law and ask her to give you three! ! !Three is not enough, but five is also ok! !

Mother Zhao's face was covered with blood, she endured her heart and finished reading the plan, and rolled on the bed angrily. She always thought that her child was very sensible, and sometimes she was very proud.But it seems that it's not that his children are not bears, but that bears are not low-grade at all!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

If Zhao Heya was in front of her at this time, she would definitely be beaten up! !

Zhao Heya who was in school didn't know that his mother had already seen his body clean, and now he just secretly looked at Su Shan, who was his deskmate, and felt proud of his little tricks.