[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

"How did little radish know that Guo Jing will definitely get Wu Mu's suicide note? Could it be..." Xiaomei and Xiaoshuai...what strange names, "Can they still recognize people?"

_(:3∠)_"Didn't he have a big white eagle? As long as the big white eagle makes its domineering appearance, Xiaomei and Xiaoshuai will succumb to its beep beep beep..." Reliable!

(*/w＼*), "Oh, anyway, only he can get it, that's what I think!"

The cute god speaks, the world's prosperity descends, carrot's intuition is top-notch, and generally what he thinks is feasible in his subconscious mind is really feasible.

Ouyang Feng thoughtfully, patted Carrot's head, "Then let's go back to the highest mountain and put the book over there."

The carrot rubbed against the cute master's hand, turned the empty box over, covered it, and stuffed it into the rag.

"No need to run again," the carrot flute sounded, and a dark black butterfly appeared from the flute sound, slowly flying towards the opposite mountain peak.

"I'll let Xiaomei and Xiaoshuai come and pick it up."

Ouyang Feng nodded, observing the resplendent and resplendent funerary objects of past clan leaders, his face was as calm as usual.

Carrot glanced at the gemstones with all kinds of brilliance, and was equally calm.

This pile of gold, silver and jewels is not as tempting as a plate of cream pastry in front of these two local tyrants (*/w＼*).

The two of them looked at the sky and it was getting late, and after finishing their work, they went home in a hurry.

[Special reminder from the Warm System: Carrot, an in-service employee, corrects mistakes in time and gets 500 performance points]

The long-lost system prompt...

The carrot's feet softened, and he quickly grabbed the cute master.

Fortunately, Ouyang Feng reacted quickly and hugged him, otherwise he would have to roll down from the edge of the cave.

"What's wrong with the little radish?" Ouyang Feng asked concerned.

The system after Mr. Zong Gong's transformation is very strange, "The system said that I corrected the mistakes in time and gave me five days of performance points."

[Xidu Ouyang Feng's favorability degree for the base three system, the former No. 02 employee Tu -500! ]

"Didn't Little Carrot say that the system will no longer issue tasks casually? Could it be that it still wants to control you?"

"No, I was personally modified by the head of the system department. It's just an auxiliary product now, reminding me of some messages that I can't detect by myself. If you don't like it, you can turn it off." Carrot blinked Blinking, replied.

[Xidu Ouyang Feng cleared the favorability of the former No. 02 employee Tuo for the base three system]

[The headquarters system detected that employee No. 02 was suspected of cheating performance, and it is being submitted to the department for review...]

[Processing result: Deduction of 02 from the No. 50000 performance of the system department's base situation system]

Tiandao Xiaoshou was stunned, Tu pushed his glasses, "I made a mistake."

I thought it would be a long vacation if I was scolded by the boss for bypassing the detection system to score points at most, but I didn't expect to be detected by the detection in the end.

But if it is really counted, his plan can be regarded as half successful, and overall he still made a profit.

Carrot took the hand of his cute owner and went home happily. The manager of the villa immediately found the two owners who had finally returned and reported today's loss.

"Just send the loss list to Huang Laoxie," Ouyang Feng looked casually, and waved his hand indifferently.

"This... the second owner," said the manager, "Island Master Huang wants to meet the first owner."

Ouyang Feng frowned, and directly refused, "Push."

"Yes."

Early the next morning, after tossing all night, Carrot was exhausted.Sleeping soundly while hugging the cute master under the quilt, the chaotic roar outside can be heard endlessly, and the ear-piercing sound of the blue sea tide pierces the brain like a magic sound.

Ouyang Feng woke up with a frown, summoned his internal energy to suppress his irritability, and looked down at the carrot in his arms. What was rare was that even though there was constant noise outside, the carrot didn't show any sign of waking up.

It seemed that she was exhausted, the cute master softened her expression and moved a little.

Carrot moved with his eyes closed, and his legs crawled up like an octopus.

Ouyang Feng had no choice but to continue lying down obediently, so as not to wake up the sweet dream of the little cute creature, closed his eyes for a moment of rest, and then fell asleep in a daze.

The two gods, who could not be shaken and slept until noon, were refreshed and satiated comfortably under the service of a group of maids and servants with dark circles.

"How are my plants?" Carrot asked the maid who was in charge of the management, and after a while, she turned her head and looked at her suspiciously, "Are you the new manager? Where's Lanzhi?"

"Back to the master, Aunt Lanzhi resigned five years ago," the maid said with a smile, "My servant, Mei Lin, has been with Aunt Lanzhi for seven years. If the master has any orders, just tell the servant."

Well, Laneige has washed her hands and become a housewife and brought her dolls.

"..." This girl, your name is so tall! _(:3∠)_

"Due to the special circumstances of the big owner's plants, the second owner set the Baizhi Garden as a forbidden area, and the dark guards are responsible for taking care of the plants. Currently, the secrecy measures are very good, and no news has been leaked out," Merlin explained, "The servant girl was originally a dead man trained by the old villa owner for the big villa owner. Later, because she was really useless, she was transferred from the assassination team to work with Aunt Lanzhi." After speaking, Merlin's tone was very resentful .

"..." The beautiful dead man in charge of the assassination was forced to change his job to become a servant girl in order to make a living, so...so inspirational!

No, the point is that in the villa, the brothers, sisters, younger brothers and sisters who can detect, conceal, collect intelligence, assassinate enemies, and almost decathlon the dark guards all adopt a strange plant. What's the trouble?What about Huangtu hegemony and world domination? !The hidden guards don't play like this, the way Xiaofeng uses the hidden guards as the boss is wrong!

Not only Ouyang Feng, but even Ouyang's father, who used to be high-end and majestic, asked the dark guard to help walk the puppy, Ouyang's father would not collapse!

"You...can't take care of the flowers and plants as a whole, don't you have other jobs?"

Merlin lowered his head to hide his smile, and coughed lightly, "The sum of the hands of the second villa master and the old villa master has already exceeded the expected location. Except for those sent outside the villa, the hidden guards in the villa are generally more... ..idle."

"..."

"Does the master want to go to the Baizhi Garden?" Merlin secretly glanced at the tender and round cheeks of the master, his eyes glowed excitedly, and he really wanted to pinch it, what should I do?Will she be strangled to death by the second villa owner? The big villa owner who practiced martial arts and became smaller is so cute.

"go with!"

At this time, the Baizhi Garden can no longer be described by the word garden. The barren green sea stretches all the way out of the wall of the main peak and extends to the nearby mountains.

The surrounding mountains are all his family's territory. The problem is how many plants are there in his yard?

"......"Who can tell me what is going on?

"We grafted several kinds of plants labeled as graftable according to the use book left by the big owner. At that time, the big owner and the second owner were not there. We went to ask the old owner for instructions, and then the old lady took the other piece of land. It was allocated to us." Merlin sighed, "The vitality of the plants of the master is really strong, and they have expanded and expanded a lot within a few months."

"Don't graft any more," Carrot told Merlin with the corner of her mouth twitching.

A hint of disappointment flashed in Merlin's eyes, and when Carrot said that there would be new varieties of plants waiting to be planted, they sparkled again.

"..." Can you stop looking at me with your searchlight-like eyes?

Merlin coughed, "I'm sorry, the owner, the servant is rude."

"It's okay," I know your life is too boring.

"Uncle Ouyang," Huang Rong poked her head in from outside the Baizhi Garden, beckoning to Carrot.

Carrot asked Mei Lin to stay where he was, walked up to Huang Rong and asked in confusion, "Why are you here, where are Daoist and Huang Gu?"

"..." Huang Rong struggled, dragged the carrot aside and whispered, "Uncle Ouyang, is it okay for me to call you that?"

Glancing, "You can call me Ouyang Carrot."

"Pfft—don't dare, Uncle Ouyang is an elder," Huang Rong waved her hands again and again, and asked Luo Luo cautiously, "That...Uncle Ouyang, Daoist Xuanming...is he really My mother?"

"What do you think?" Carrot asked her back, the little girl obviously already had a position in her heart, so why bother to ask him?

"But, but he is..." Huang Rong gesticulated with her fingers in confusion, how could she accept that her late mother turned into a man overnight? !

"If you cared about this, you wouldn't come to ask me," Carrot touched his nose, and said calmly, "Who do you think Taoist is, then he is who."

Huang Rong got stuck, and scratched her head in annoyance, "I think Daoist Xuan Ming has a mother-like feeling on him, but... But the time is wrong, and father and him..."

"boom!--"

Thick smoke billowed down the mountain, gravel rolled down the steep peak wall, and fell into the bottomless abyss.

"My God, it's fighting again..." Huang Rong covered her head, unable to bear to look directly.

The little girl quickly took out the prepared earplugs and plugged them in her ears. As expected, the ear-piercing sound of the flute resounded throughout the mountain as soon as she plugged it in.

"Black Rabbit, I have overcome this trick of yours!" Daoist's triumphant cry came from the foot of the mountain, the Xiao sound stopped suddenly, and the piercing sound of swords colliding continued. Carrot was suspicious, and flew to the watching stone to see after all.

Master Dao and Huang Gu were fighting orange weapons in the mountains at this time, and the deadly posture of this move did not look like a sparring at all.

Huang Yaoshi's figure is like a ghost constantly changing, flying in the mountains and performing light kung fu is like walking through clouds and fog, leaving countless afterimages every time he passes by, false and real, Yu Qingxuan with a cold light shining in his hand The bright sword is dotted with flowers, and the sword moves are subtle and mysterious, pointing directly at the important points all over the master's body.

Daoist was not afraid at all, he held Xue Ming and went up to the sword, the transparent and thick aura around him shook away Huang Yaoshi's sword finger, spreading out auras one after another.

Huang Yaoshi was already familiar with Dao Master's style of attack, and under the veil of Sheng Tai Chi, his light kung fu suddenly slowed down without changing his expression. He estimated the time, and when Dao Master stabbed with his sword, he quickly backed up and jumped up, avoiding his swallowing force. Sun and Moon turned around and drew out their swords.

In the previous few fights, because he was not familiar with Daoist's ability, the black rabbit was always controlled to be bloody, slow down, freeze, seal lightness skills... and the transparent magic that took him a long time to break Even the eggshells caused the black rabbit to be pitted countless times, and it was completely beaten by the Taoist master.

After gradually mastering the rhythm of Mao Fenfen's skills, Huang Yaoshi, who has always been a genius in martial arts, has been able to easily confront Dao Ye without losing the wind, and the two are evenly matched.

"Have they been beating like this lately?" Carrot asked Huang Rong, who flew towards him, pointing at the rocks and trees destroyed by those two with trembling fingers.

Huang Rong nodded sadly, "It's like this every day." If Daoist Xuan Ming is really her mother, then what kind of insanity would it be to love and kill her father every day? At this time, Huang Rong felt that her birth was definitely a miracle !

Carrot looked at the dilapidated and ravaged land where the two humanoid demolition machines passed, and was dumbfounded. If I let them beat me down, my tree-lined mountain forest will become bare!

"Can Uncle Ouyang stop them?" Huang Rong asked expectantly, "I think if they fight like this, Peach Blossom Island will..." It was ruined.

"I can't stop it for the time being," Carrot wiped his sweat secretly. "Master Dao has a deep resentment towards the little rabbit. If he is not allowed to vent it, it will be even worse in the future."

"Why does Uncle call Daddy a little rabbit?" Huang Rong was not used to calling a young-faced uncle who was shorter than him and tender at first, but now that he accepts this setting, he still feels full of emotion when he thinks about it.

"..." How cute and shy your father used to be, the heroine, "That's your mother's pet name for him."

Huang Rong suddenly smiled and clapped her hands, "Uncle Ouyang admits that Daoist Xuan Ming is my mother."

"..."

Haven’t you already made up your mind, what’s wrong with coming to me to ask for another layer of protection? What’s even more exasperating is: Carrot feels that his IQ is despised by the heroine ￣ヘ￣

Easy to be stereotyped or something _(:3∠)_

Huang Rong didn't continue to entangle, but looked at the two intersecting sword lights in disappointment. With her current skills, she could only see their afterimages. She didn't expect her to be so powerful.

"Father once said that Mother has resentment towards him. I don't understand why they have any resentment now that they are married," Huang Rong said in a low voice. , and he doesn't seem like someone who would be attracted to other women."

The little girl has reached the age of "missing spring".

"..."

"Don't Uncle Ouyang know?"

Want to talk to me again ￣ヘ￣Smart radish will not be fooled again! "Compared to knowing why they became like this, don't you think you should find a way to make the relationship between the two of them more harmonious? The relationship between the two of them is suppressed in their hearts, and they have never been honest with each other so far."

"But, I don't even know why mother hates father, so how can I find a way to mediate it?" Huang Rong said anxiously, the sword light flashed below, and Huang Yaoshi was fixed by the Taoist again.

Stand still and don't continue to fight, but jump in front of Dongxie to provoke Daoist while standing still, can you stop making trouble?

"I think they both worry about different things," Carrot glanced at Huang Rong, "Maybe Dao Master doesn't care about the things that little rabbit cares about at all."

oo "Ouyang Luobo, are you saying that there is a big misunderstanding between father and mother?"

"..."

"Ahem, slip of the tongue, don't worry about it, Uncle Ouyang," the little girl laughed dryly.

Huang Rong's eyes stared straight at the two people below, their pupils flickered, obviously thinking of some petty idea.

"I can provide props," said Carrot, seeing that another piece of forest had been destroyed, and felt that he should take a little revenge to recover his sadness of losing property.

Little did he know that the little friend had already taken this opportunity to slap a lot of carrots on Taohua Island and brought Huang Rong to Baizhiyuan, pointing to a bunch of small things like cherries and said, "This is a drunk fruit for wine making, just one Many jars of wine can be brewed, the concentration is extremely high, and if it is eaten by mistake, it will not be harmful to life, it will only sleep for a month at most, and the body will be healthier after waking up."

"Uncle Ouyang wants me to get my parents drunk and lock them together?" Huang Rong squeezed the small drunken fruit, eager to try it.

"You cut the pulp into small pieces and put it into the soup for them to drink," Carrot pointed to the leaves of the drunken fruit and said to her, "This can be used to make tea, and the effect is to remove toxins from the body. Drinking it together with the drunken fruit will ...to promote harmony." Xiao Xiao said.

Huang Rong's pupils dilated all of a sudden, she blinked, and peeked at Carrot, who was also smiling like a thief, and replied with a bright smile knowingly, "Uncle Ouyang is really a god."

"Where is it?" Carrot smiled triumphantly.Dao Lord ruined my finances, I let Dao Lord's tender oranges bloom (*￣︶￣)y, this way Master Dao feels so fulfilled!

"Rong'er knows what to do," Huang Rong picked off the bunch of drunken fruits, unable to hide the curvature of her mouth in excitement.

Helping parents live a harmonious life is a great sense of accomplishment!

It's just that with her father's drinking capacity of a thousand cups without getting drunk, Huang Rong felt that there should be multiple guarantees, and she simply went to the battle with fresh fruit and soup, just waiting for her father to revive his husband and take her mother down in one fell swoop.

Darling, how well-behaved is your father when he's drunk?

Huang Yaoshi ate the fruit, just like a black rabbit encountering bleaching powder, after a few brushes it turned into a harmless little white rabbit.

The daughter called them over, even if the two of them quarreled so violently, they still had to give this face. The Taoist felt that there was something fluffy behind his back, as if someone was stalking him, so he secretly pinched his fingers...

Well, you radish demon, even Daoist dares to slander you!

The strongest golden finger in history is here, here! (referring to upstairs)

Seeing Huang Rong eagerly calling them to drink soup, Mao Fen raised his eyebrows and saw that the black rabbit had already stuffed the fruit into his mouth and gnawed it.

Huang Rong's heart skipped a beat from his weird eyes, and she thought her plan had been exposed, so she thought of an excuse to go for a walk.

"Hehe, this girl." Master Dao shook his head with a smile, and immediately turned his head with a stern face, "Black Rabbit..."

The little white rabbit with clear, pure and innocent eyes turned around slowly while holding the teacup, "Huh?"

"..." Master Dao's eyes instantly became strange, "Are you drunk?"

"En!" The little white rabbit blushed and nodded obediently.

Leaning over to observe the expression of the little white rabbit carefully, Daoist asked tentatively, "Who am I?"

"Miss," the little white rabbit lowered her head shyly, with pink ears.

"Your sister's wife (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

The little white rabbit looked up in a daze, "I don't have a younger sister," lowered his head aggrieved and sniffed, "I'm angry with you, my wife." She began to drop the golden beans...

Fuck, I actually bullied the black rabbit and cried Σ(°△°|||)︴

"You're drunk," rubbing his forehead helplessly.

"Ok!"

"..." This well-behaved... and the black rabbit are completely two extremes!

"Tell me, why did you become like this?"

"So?" At a loss.

Master Dao twitched his lips, "Because right and wrong, moody and angry, and even turned his anger on me to do that to me!" After talking about it, Master Dao became angry again.

"Woooo..."

"..."

"I didn't do it on purpose...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...... ...."

"Say the point!"

"Ms. qaq hates me... woo woo woo...I kidnapped...the emperor...they, belch... bullied me... ..."

Fuck, he didn't even know that Black Rabbit had such heroic deeds, "Who bullied you? What happened to the emperor?"

Confess obediently, "They bullied me, I threw the emperor on the roof of the palace and ran away."

"..."

"My lady~" tugging at Master Dao's clothes.

After all, you still didn't tell me why Mao wanted to do that to Lao Tzu! "Don't call me a lady!"

"..." I didn't dare to cry anymore, and started to cry silently.

Daoist: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I feel guilty! Daoist feels uncomfortable when he sees the rabbit's wronged tears. Silently watching the pitiful appearance of the little white rabbit crying and not daring to wipe his tears, said A very strange feeling arose in Grandpa's heart.

"Hey, call your husband and listen."

Stop crying, and raise your head obediently, "Sanggong~"

Oh my god... my heart is crisp...

"Xianggong~hot..." The little white rabbit was crying pitifully, looking at Master Dao eagerly.The pink on her face became more intense, "Um...so hot..." and started to do it.

Huang Rong and Carrot were squatting far outside the house. The sound inside was too soft to be heard at all. If they got closer, they would be within the range of Dao Lord's map and they would be found.

"Can't we get closer? You can't see anything going on here," Huang Rong complained softly.

"No, you said that the master is not drunk, which means he has already found out. I just hope that the little rabbit can work harder. Has he had some tea?"

Huang Rong nodded.

"Okay, let's take a detour over there," Carrot pointed to the opposite side. Although it was farther away, there was a small window there.

"What are you doing?" The gloomy cute master stood behind the two with his hands on his hips, "Come in like this." Picking up the carrot sourly, Ouyang Feng looked at the room in front of him suspiciously, and moved his ears.

"Ugh...it hurts qaq"

Ouyang Feng: Σ(°△°|||)︴This voice is so familiar!

Ouyang Feng focused his internal energy on his ears, listened carefully to the movement in the room, his eyes glanced at the two of them strangely, and then quickly evacuated with the carrots!

Huang Rong who was left behind said, "..."