[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

[I will drop you every minute: So, the weakness of Grandpa Cabbage and other veteran research cadres is their obsession with research. It is not only modern or future technology that allows them to study, there are also things worth studying in the ancient times we live in.I sent a bottle of Unfeeling Pill from the owner of Unfeeling Valley, and a copy of double-sided embroidery made by a professional Xiuniang, which was spotted by someone from the History Department. These two things were exchanged for three months of performance. In addition, there are Seven Star Begonia, Dali's Diamond Sutra and a few cheat books...]

"..." Carrot was dumbfounded, and only three typings echoed in his mind: I'm so stupid!What the hell have I been doing for so long?

Huang Rong brought the Xiaoxiaoguo, which had been scratched fifteen times, to her mouth, and looked at the fruit-like Xiaoxiaoguo tangledly, "Is this really edible?" It will laugh, could it be alive? right?

"Laughter is just the sound of the mutated pulp inside it. It is a dead thing, not really alive. You can eat it with confidence," Carrot nodded to her.

Martial arts cheats...Xiaofeng has collected a lot of martial arts cheats!Do you want to try to copy a few copies?

[I will drop you every minute and every second: Don’t think that you can hand in any random cheats. Those scientists are very high-sighted. If it weren’t for the recent research on the method of human body to practice internal strength, they wouldn’t be sure about my Qi-gathering cheats. Yes, but several of the cheat books were rejected. ]

Carrot blinked to show that he knew.It is thanks to them that they can figure out how to let robots learn martial arts.But if you think about it carefully, Carrot has sorted out the best cheat package that can pass the review.

Main meal: A low-level secret book that can make people with blocked meridians cultivate the sense of qi. It is very weak, and it is completely useless for normal people and effective for certain people.

Side meal: light work with low internal energy consumption.

Dim Sum: Drugs that have strengthened internal energy.

The most explosive hole card: the most negative skills-Nine Yin Scriptures!

I feel that the probability of passing is very high (*￣︶￣)y

Huang Rong took a bite of Xiaoxiaoguo, her eyes lit up, obviously the delicious Xiaoxiaoguo pleased her.

[Do not eat carrots: Huang Rong is actually very cute, not as mischievous as in the original book. ]

Mao Fenfen glanced at him: Needless to say, I don't even look at who gave birth.

carrot:......

Carrot is in a great mood, since he got the advice from Daoist Master, he no longer has to worry about being locked up in a dark room.

Huang Yaoshi traveled to the depths of the desert and felt that Yuqing Xuanming was buzzing and vibrating all the time. The closer he was to the White Camel Mountain, the greater the frequency of the vibration. Could it be that Rong'er is there?

I wanted to go to White Camel Villa to inquire about the surrounding layout, but I didn't expect that Yuqing Xuanming would tremble more and more as it got closer.

Huang Yaoshi couldn't help it, and handed Ouyang Feng a visiting sticker with his constantly ringing divine sword.

Ouyang Feng was very surprised. This time period happened to be the time when Carrot was tired and had to catch up on sleep. He turned Carrot over and lay down, and pulled up the quilt a little more. Pressed a kiss on his forehead, patted him lightly and coaxed him back to sleep.

Ouyang Feng saw that Luo Luo was fast asleep with his brows loosened, and walked out quietly.

At this time, the sun had already risen to the sky, and the whole Baituo Mountain Villa was shrouded in a golden ocean. After finishing his morning exercise, Mao Fen held Xue Ming in his back hand. He felt that he was too excited today. Non-stop, at this time it is constantly shaking.

Mao Fenfen frowned: "Could it be that you are also in heat?"

Xue Ming stopped moving for an instant.

Mao Fen raised his eyebrows: Admitted in disguise?

"Master Xuan Ming," Huang Rong waved at Master Dao earlier, carrying a box.

"I made breakfast, Taoist priest, come and taste it."

Mao Fenfen nodded, the amazing smile on his lips couldn't fade away no matter what.

On the other side, Ouyang Feng came to the front hall and said with a smile, "Brother Yao, I haven't seen you for a long time, how are you doing recently?"

The tall and tall scholar in Tsing Yi standing in the hall slowly turned his head, a pair of star-like eyes seemed to have a strange light flashing, Huang Yaoshi, who lost his baby fat, has transformed into a well-known old-timer who can stand on his own Yes, free and unrestrained, there is a kind of literary talent in him, at first glance, he is more wise and decisive than he used to be.

"Where is it?" Huang Yaoshi twitched the corners of his mouth, and continued to smile half-smiles, "Isn't it living in the old way, but brother Feng, are you all right?"

"Everything is fine, everything is fine," Ouyang Feng glanced at the chair, and hurriedly beckoned Huang Yaoshi to sit down, "I haven't seen Brother Yao for a long time, come here, prepare wine, we will not return today if we are not drunk!"

Huang Yaoshi froze for a moment, but still relaxed, "It's fine, come to two jars of daughter red, and you won't return if you don't get drunk." He can resist the degree of his daughter, at worst, he can just use his kung fu to force the alcohol out.

During the dinner, Huang Yaoshi inquired about the news calmly to Ouyang Feng, "Brother Feng, I see that the village is full of joy and everyone has a smile on their faces. What's so good about that?"

"What good thing can it do? It's just that the little girls' minds are active again after my brother is out of customs," Ouyang Feng said in a strange tone. When he got close to smell it, it smelled sour and vinegary!

Huang Yaoshi poured another glass of wine, "Do it!"

"Okay! Do it!" Ouyang Feng was full of pride, with a bright smile on his face, Huang Yaoshi was surprised, he put the wine glass to his lips and drank it in one gulp.

"I know why Brother Yao came." Ouyang Feng picked up a piece of round dim sum and put it in his mouth to taste it carefully.

Huang Yaoshi subconsciously felt that this dim sum looked familiar, and when he picked it up, the taste was indeed sweet and salty, which was interesting, "Rong'er's craftsmanship?"

Ouyang Feng laughed and said, "Ling Qianjin made a lot of snacks like this early in the morning, I'm afraid he already knew Brother Yao was coming soon."

"..." Huang Yaoshi frowned, he didn't leave any traces along the way, how did Rong'er know he was coming?

Could it be that he wanted to please himself and forgive her for running away from home without authorization?

"Ling Qianjin's craftsmanship is really extraordinary," Ouyang Feng said, swallowing the last sentence: Unfortunately, it's worse than my Ke'er.

Women's craftsmanship is a compliment, saying that men's craftsmanship is good seems to be inconsistent with the ethics of the current era. Even though he knew that Ke'er was excellent, Ouyang Feng did not say it.

Warmth flashed in Huang Yaoshi's eyes, "Rong'er's cooking skills must have been inherited from Fen'er, but there is no comprehensive teaching, and there is still something missing after all. The dishes made by Fen'er back then were called outstanding, what a pity. ...." He was only lucky enough to be tasted by the way, and Huang Yaoshi felt sad.

Can you forget about that shemale?Ouyang Feng twitched the corners of his mouth, turned around carefully, and seemed to have no intention of saying, "Cici Lingqian came to visit White Camel Villa with a handsome Taoist priest. They are playing in the bamboo forest yard at this time. Brother Yao, don't go to see it." Take a look?" In the past two days, Xiao Luobo wanted to play with them during the day, and he shirked him several times to get close, Ouyang Feng was very angry, Huang Laoxie quickly took the two "mother" and daughter away!

Ouyang Feng's implication is that Rong'er behaved indiscriminately and flirted with a man?Huang Yaoshi's face turned dark, some wild man came from somewhere to try to attack his daughter!

"Which bamboo forest are they in? I wonder if brother Feng can point me in the right direction?" Huang Yaoshi asked with a sullen face.

"Walking back, there is a garden full of flowers and plants. Go through the garden and walk in the same direction to the breeding ground. Behind the breeding ground is the bamboo forest," Mao Fenfen practiced there every morning. Jian should have gone back to the yard for breakfast by this hour.Ouyang Feng smiled, "Brother Yao can go there by himself, it's easy to find there."

Huang Yaoshi held his breath, and cupped his fists at Ouyang Feng, "Thank you Brother Feng for telling me, I'll go right away." After saying that, he got up and walked out.

Walking to the Hundred Plants Garden, Huang Yaoshi was taken aback when he saw this variety of plants, carefully avoided them, the hem of his clothes swept the wind, and the green plants around him closed shyly.

The little black rabbit felt hairy in an instant, and he even saw the scene of flowers devouring insects. If this was not the White Camel Villa, he might destroy these monsters by hand. Fly to the end of Baicao Garden.

As soon as he entered the breeding ground, a flock of birds flew around. The guards Snakes lying on the ground glanced at him, and saw that he did not have any weird behaviors, and they entangled and kissed each other.

"..." Huang Yaoshi coughed a few times and walked in. Seeing that the two snakes were still entangled and intoxicated, the black rabbit in his heart blushed, with an unfathomable look on his face. .

There are many large and small animals in the farm, especially BMWs and camels. Huang Yaoshi turned his eyes and noticed a pale yellow figure, which was undoubtedly his daughter Huang Rong.

"Rong'er."

Huang Rong froze for a moment and turned around, and rushed over in surprise, "Father! When did you find me here?"

Huang Yaoshi patted his daughter's head, glanced sideways at her side face that resembled Li Jun, and his eyes softened, "You girl can really hide."

Huang Rong scratched her head embarrassingly, "I met my uncle on the road, and he took me all the way here, because I know the leader Ouyang very well, and the leader Ouyang even promised to send me a batch of camels."

"Uncle? The priest you met on the way?" Huang Rong didn't know, didn't he know?Li Fen'er is Li Wuyue's only daughter, Li Chenkong didn't allow other women to conceive his child, where did Fen'er get her uncle?Who came here to abduct his daughter while he was away!

"That's right, Daoist Xuanming," Huang Rong pointed to the sword on Huang Yaoshi's back, "Daoist also has a sword that glows when used. It's called Xueming."

Huang Yaoshi thought for a moment, if he remembered correctly, Fen'er mentioned that when she was wiping her sword, her name was gone.

The original words, "Oh~ If the old number is still there, you can use the snow name to kill carrots."

Huang Yaoshi didn't understand the previous sentence, so he automatically ignored it.

"Father? What's wrong with you?" Huang Rong asked strangely.

Huang Yaoshi came back to his senses and smiled at his daughter, "I'm fine, Rong'er, what were you doing just now?"

Huang Rong smiled and pulled her father to the side of the donkey shed, and fed the little donkey with hay, "Niuniu, Niuniu..."

The little donkey snorted twice, and clucked closer to chew the hay into its mouth. The brown-black fluff on its head was particularly shiny.

"Fun'er..."

"Father, do you think it looks good? It's the first time I've seen such a humane little donkey..." Huang Rong turned around and saw Huang Yaoshi staring at her in a daze, her beautiful eyes rolled around, In front of Huang Yaoshi, "Father, do you miss your mother?" Huang Rong knew that she and her mother looked very similar, especially the side face, which at first glance looked very much like Li Jun from back then, provided she stopped smiling all the time.

When Li Fan got upset, he usually turned up with a cold face and let out a cold air, and then violently cracked it. Huang Rong was eccentric, and often used her brains a little more when things happened, and then used her clever head to slander others.

Li Wan's eyes are bright and bright, full of burning flames, and she is the most beautiful when she is angry.Huang Rong's eyes can talk, they are intelligent and clear, they will roll when she is thinking badly, and she is the sweetest when she smiles.

Huang Yaoshi never mistaken the two of them, but occasionally misses his late wife through his daughter. Huang Rong also knows this, so she was a little surprised when she saw her father lose his temper for the first time.

"Rong'er, where did you find this little donkey?"

Huang Rong was puzzled, but replied obediently, "Daoist Xuanming gave it to me."

"Xuan Ming, it's Xuan Ming again..." Huang Yaoshi squinted and murmured.Daoist Xuan Ming, this person is really suspicious, how did he know these things, and why did he rely on these to trick a little girl?

Huang Yaoshi asked, "Where is Daoist Xuanming now?"

Huang Rong was stunned, "He said he went to see Leader Ouyang, the leader's yard is over there, the tallest house covered with green leaves."

Huang Yaoshi nodded, "Rong'er is here to continue playing with Niu Niu, Dad will come back after he goes to have a look."

Huang Rong nodded obediently, turned her back to call Niuniu, and Huang Yaoshi left in peace.

Huang Rong heard that there was no movement in her ears, and gave Niuniu the hay in her hand, rolled her eyes, and tiptoed to Ouyang Yin's yard.

The two snakes at the entrance of Baizhiyuan looked towards her with hisses.

"Shh," Huang Rong gesticulated and whispered, "Go ahead, I'll follow my father to see what he wants to do."

Goji Snake twisted and crawled into Baizhi Garden.

Huang Rong breathed a sigh of relief, walked around the front hall, and continued to escape with a low body.

On the other side, Mao Fenfen knocked on the door of Carrot's room, and the dazed, half-asleep Carrot put on a coat and ran to open the door.

"Carrot, can you check it out a little bit?" The hair is divided into black lines, this carrot didn't even wear a belt, and came out to guard the door in a red and purple mosquito. Is the integrity of a fairy so low?

Carrot rubbed his eyes, let out a sour breath, and said in a daze, "Master Dao? Hmm..." He turned around and threw himself on the bed, rolled up the quilt and continued to sleep soundly.

"How long did you bother yesterday?" Mao divided the black line, "Get up, I have something to tell you."

Carrot muttered a few words, opened his small mouth slightly, and the saliva flowed out drop by drop, slowly dripping on the arm under his head, and finally smudged on the bed sheet.

"How old are you and still drooling while sleeping?" Mao Fenfen complained, and lifted the quilt up, and the carrot with all four paws on the quilt was also hanging in the air.

Mao Fenfen shook slightly, and the disheveled carrot fell off with a plop, and continued to sleep unmoved. Mao Fenfen touched the saliva marks on his face, and his face was completely black.

"Someone from the History Department said that we need to study Wu Mu's suicide note with the Science Department. Each of us will have a year's vacation after handing in a sample. I've finished what I want to say. It's up to you whether you hear it or not," Dao Master Angrily, he returned the quilt to Carrot and turned away.

The door slammed shut, and the birds outside the window were chirping to watch the show.

Inside the house, Carrot hummed twice, rolled up the quilt and wrapped himself up like a silkworm baby.

Mao Fenfen went outside to find a maid and asked, "Where can I take a bath here?" Drooling, sticky saliva, Master Dao didn't want to bring carrot saliva to see his maid at all!

"Please ask the Taoist priest to move to the side room with the servants. There are many bathing utensils over there. The servants will call for some people to carry water for the Taoist priest."

Mao Fenfen looked at the side yard, which was not far from the master bedroom, "Is that the bathroom of your owner?"

"That was the place where the owner of the villa used to bathe, but now that the living water in the village has been built, the two owners of the villa both go to bathe in the fountain pool." The maid replied in a low voice.

This carrot really knows how to enjoy it, so Mao Fenfen secretly made a decision to buy a piece of land when he collected all the achievements of the long vacation, not only to have a good place to practice swords, but also to have an open-air hot spring.

"Just go there," Mao Fenfen didn't even want to touch the place where he got saliva, the scent of radish kept getting into his nostrils, the black rabbit has been making this kind of soup to nourish him during the months of being pregnant, but why? It was still the time when the morning sickness was the most intense, but now that I think about it, there are still some mental shadows.

"My maidservant is going to replace the Taoist priest with a new tub and cloth towel," the maidservant bowed and called a few servants to bring things.

Huang Yaoshi flew in from the back door of the yard, and it was too troublesome to go around the front hall and back again to get to the front door.

After entering the courtyard, I checked the news, the doors and windows in the master bedroom were closed tightly and there was no sound, but there was the sound of rushing water in the side yard. Several servants and a maid were waiting at the door, Huang Yaoshi was surprised: Could it be that Brother Ouyang is used to taking a shower in the morning?

Carrot touched his nose and sneezed loudly under the blanket, "Meizi, bring me a new set of clothes."

The maidservant standing outside the side yard said to the boys, "I'll go get the clothes for the master, and you are here to guard the door for the Taoist chief."

The boys nodded respectfully.

Huang Yaoshi raised his eyebrows. Is Taoist Xuan Ming taking a bath?

Daoist saw the little yellow dot on the small map when someone entered the yard, washed the foam off his body, got up and wiped his sweat, quickly put on his pants, a white underwear, put on his coat, and drew his sword Just stab at the window behind the screen!

Huang Yaoshi pinched the tip of the sword with his two fingertips. Unexpectedly, the sword energy hurt people. He quickly withdrew his hand and took a step back. Red drops of blood continued to drip from the inside of his index finger and middle finger.

At this time, the silver thread hanging down by Master Dao is still dripping water, like the most beautiful waterfall, dazzling and elegant.His face was ruddy, perhaps because of embarrassment, there was a tendency to turn redder, and there was a bit of murderous intent in his bright eyes, and his whole body was blazing with anger.

Hei Tuji stared dumbfounded, like...too much like Fen'er.It's not because of the similarity in appearance, this Taoist priest Xuan Ming obviously has no similar appearance with Fen'er, but it gave him the illusion that Li Funer was right in front of his eyes.

"You are peeking at me taking a bath?!" Master Dao gritted his teeth grimly.

Pharmacist Huang: ...

Congratulations to Black Rabbit, you have collected another piece of black history, after collecting all seven black histories, hurry up and call your wife (*￣︶￣)y

Black Rabbit's mind went blank for a moment, the phrase "self-proclaimed Lao Tzu" is also very interesting.

The next moment the sword strikes...

Huang Yaoshi took out his jade flute to meet the enemy, and every time he attacked the deadly place of Taoist master, he would block him with his snow name. In this way, Daoist can't do anything with him.

Huang Yaoshi was in a very bad state, he hesitated every time he looked into the eyes of Shang Dao Lord, and finally was stabbed in the throat by Xue Ming.

"Father!" Huang Rong squatted in the grass, exclaimed and stood up.

Master Dao's sword hand froze quickly, and the sword energy swept across Heituji Guanghua's neck, drawing a bloody mouth.

"What are you doing!" Carrot pushed away from the room, heard the constant ping-pong-pong outside, and rushed out after getting dressed.

Seeing the scene in front of him clearly, Carrot's eyes widened, "Dao... Master Dao was molested by Huang Gu?!"

Mao Fenfen withdrew Xue's name, glanced at Huang Yaoshi with a complicated expression, turned around and slammed the door behind him. Has this rabbit grown into this in 17 years?

Mao Fenfen shook his sore and numb arms, and washed his frayed palms in clean water. The tingling pain spread from his palms to his brain, and Mao Fenfen stared blankly at the water surface in a daze.

He hasn't thought about how to face Tuji yet. It stands to reason that Tuji is straight, and he has recovered a man's body, so there will be no possibility for the two of them in the future. Thinking about it, he still feels a little disappointed.

Mao Fenfen twitched his mouth and shook his head fiercely: I don't like black rabbits!

[Drop you every minute: Carrot, do me a favor. ]

[Do not eat carrots: ah?Master Dao, why did you go in? It's all cold outside. ]

Mao Fenfen took a deep breath and wiped the snow name.

The white cloth was wiped across the silvery blade of the sword, and stopped at the place where the blood was splashed, and he paused for a moment.

[Drop you every minute: Help me treat Huang Gu's neck, thank you. ]

Carrot tilted his head and threw a breath to Huang Gu. Seeing that his face improved, he was secretly worried for Daoist.

_(:3∠)_ Master Dao seems to be wilted, what should I do if he is swollen?

"You are Brother Ouyang?" Huang Yaoshi looked down at the short man on his chest, and said in disbelief, "Brother Ouyang, I haven't seen you for 18 years, how did you become like this?"

"..." That's my original appearance ￣ヘ￣ Wherever there is an opinion, I have the ability to speak out!

Seeing that Ouyang Yin was hiding all his emotions with his facial paralysis as usual, Huang Yaoshi couldn't help laughing, and then he asked in doubt, "Why would Brother Ouyang call Taoist Xuanming Daoye? I remember you called Fen'er that way back then."

"..." There was a feeling of causing trouble, the carrot dripped with sweat.