[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

"Brother's copybook couldn't be finished..." Carrot's body froze as he tried to climb out of the window, and was frightened by the gloomy tone behind him and rolled down the window sill.

With stars in his eyes, he got up from the ground unsteadily, and a bag swelled up on his furry head instantly.

He was grabbed by the collar again, and there were two drops of water hanging from the corners of Carrot's eyes. He looked pitifully at Ouyang Feng, who had always had a dark face, and tried to punish him lightly. He seemed to see two sticks on Xiao Xidu's head. The blue veins are twitching, and my heart is also twitching.

(╥﹏╥) What to do if you get caught again......

"You have only ten chapters of copybooks and you are doing it to your death. How will you become the real owner of the villa in the future?" Ouyang Feng hated that iron could not be made into steel. His elder brother's talent is not bad, and he can even comment on his talent, but he is not studying at all. superior.

Every time he hates these winding words, maybe it's because he hates them from the bottom of his heart?Ouyang Feng was thoughtful.

"The teacher's class is too hypnotic," Carrot accused, "and the brush is so difficult to use, it's so soft that you can't control it."

Carrot has not even used a modern pen since he came into contact with the computer. After so many years, even if he was asked to write his name with a pencil, let alone a brush.

Ouyang Feng couldn't help it, so he knocked the little guy's head, the carrot happened to be hit in pain, he grinned in pain, and when he saw it, he rubbed it for him.

"It's like this when you write for the first time. You can control it after you get familiar with the hand. If you want to have a good handwriting, you need to practice for a long time..."

Holding back his mouth, "I don't want to have good handwriting."

Ouyang Feng choked, his face darkened even more, he gritted his teeth and stared at the carrot that kept dying, "You can't help it! If it is rumored that the owner of the White Camel Villa is illiterate, don't you feel ashamed?"

He raised his paw, "I don't think so!"

"..." After a moment of silence, Ouyang Feng, who felt unable to communicate with this little guy normally, grabbed him by the collar and dragged him into the room.

Prepared rice paper, pens and inks are laid out on the desk, and there is a plate of carrot slices piled up on the side, standing magnificently on the side of the rice paper.

Waiting for the big eyes in horror, the carrot struggled desperately, but Ouyang Feng's hands were like pliers, motionless.

"Hmph," think I'm still as weak as before?Ouyang Feng's eyes flashed with pride, he followed Jiuyin's reverse route and reconnected his internal strength, which was different from before, and it was more than enough to catch a disobedient child.

Throwing the carrot on the chair, and stuffing the brush into his hand, Ouyang Feng picked up the ink and began to grind it.

Cautiously glanced at the "mountain"-like carrot slices, and the carrot shivered, and drew stroke by stroke according to the copybook on the side.

(╥﹏╥) Actually engaged in Spartan education, crushing my father~

"I made a mistake, this stroke should be picked up, your hand sank and the ink was squeezed out," Ouyang Feng instructed Carrot to write, his warm breath was on the side of Carrot's cheek, rubbing against him.

He casually picked up slices of radish and stuffed it into the carrot's mouth. Ouyang Feng's eyes were full of smiles, but his face was icy cold: "Eat one slice at a time until the task is completed. If you haven't finished the copybook after two hours, you can Eat the whole plate... go on?" The person next to him jumped up like a hopping cat, Ouyang Feng was startled, and his tone changed.

Carrot covered his mouth, teary, and rushed out the door quickly, with the piece of carrot in his bulging cheeks, his little tongue was clenched, and he didn't even dare to bite his teeth, for fear that he would be unlucky if he bit the juice.

"Pfft——" spit out the sliced ​​carrot in his mouth, and the carrot leaned against the corner of the wall and pinched his neck, "Ah, bah, bah, bah——"

There is radish juice in qaq's saliva, I didn't spit it out...

The carrot smacked his lips, and he was already feeling dizzy... Both eyes turned into mosquito-coil eyes.

Then there was a whirlwind, "Bang——!"

......

The round, bright red carrot fell to the ground, gurgling and rolling...and then fell into the hole in the corner.

Ouyang Feng followed and ran out, looked around and found that there was no one there, wondering: "Strange, it disappeared after a while, where did he go?"

Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the spit out carrot slices, Ouyang Feng's eyes flashed with suspicion, as he walked towards the corner of the wall.

The gap between the floors is a bit big, and there are ventilation holes. When he tapped the tile lightly, Ouyang Feng thought for a while, and his heart became clear.

Walking to the study room in their courtyard, Ouyang Feng moved away the three floors full of poems, songs and Fu books, opened the hidden compartment inside, turned the teacup in the hidden compartment, and made a rumbling sound—the bookshelf moved an inch away .

"I didn't expect there to be a secret passage here that is exactly the same as the study in the main courtyard." Ouyang Feng lightly rubbed against the wall in the secret passage, his fingers touched a layer of dust.

Lifting his feet and walking in, the layout of the secret passage was not much different from what he discovered in his previous life. The candlesticks beside him were quite dusty, as if no one had passed by for a long time, and even the ground was covered with a thick layer of dust.

It's just that the air is unimpeded, which may be related to the many ventilation holes on the ground, or there may be someone in the depths... It's just that the person hasn't gone out for a long time, so there is a lot of dust at the secret passage.

Ouyang Feng was surprised, is the eldest brother here?He obviously didn't come in through the normal way, did he leak through the gaps in those vent holes?

Shaking his head amusingly, and finding that there was no one around, Xiao Xidu walked in with confidence.

There is no hidden weapon here, but the traces of someone's life become more obvious as you go in. The interior has obviously been carefully cleaned, and even the candlesticks are bright and clean.

Realizing what he stepped on, Ouyang Feng lowered his head and removed his shoes...

Frowning, Ouyang Feng picked up this thin, small, unreal orange and red radish, and curiously squeezed the tender green leaves of the radish, "Fresh?"

After erasing the clear footprints on the surface of the radish, he observed it with some surprise. He actually stepped on it just now, and the radish was intact except for being dirty.

This slippery and soft radish seemed to have hit a certain point of our big boss of Xidu, and he couldn't help but touch it once, and then touched it again. The delicate and silky touch made the big boss squint his eyes comfortably.

Pinch again, shake the radish...

Ok?

Looking intently, the radish is still the same radish.

After thinking for a while, Ouyang Feng touched it again reluctantly, stuffed the carrot in front of his chest, and continued to explore ahead.

[Hidden main task: sleep on my younger brother's chest, complete, reward 5000 prestige in the Western Regions, 1000 money, unlock the Heart Sutra of Mending the Sky, comprehend the skill Ice Silkworm Pulling Silk, increase the cultivation base by 10000, and the knight's reputation in the Western Regions will reach friendship]

Carrot felt in a daze that a big thief hand was stroking his whole body all the time. He was so ashamed and indignant, that hand still pinched his waist after it was over. The opponent's palm.

Then there was another wave of tingling touches, and two small and lovely blush flowers appeared on the original orange-red radish.

The strange touch makes Carrot almost cry, so ashamed...(╥﹏╥)

What should I do if I resist and hope that the other party will touch the swelling again?Carrot straightened up and pretended to be dead.

Then, darkness fell, and the carrots were packed into a place filled with warmth.

Two big watery eyes opened, tears flowed out and stuck to Carrot's body, and the little orange-red hand waved, touching the wall of the dark space.

It was made of silk fabric, Carrot's eyes were stunned, and he touched the "wall" on the other side, which was also made of fabric, a little harder than the previous one.

He froze, Carrot seemed to have guessed where he was, and after the system prompt sounded, he didn't bother to celebrate getting so many rewards, and his mind suddenly went blank.

Hide the main thread?

sleeping on my brother's chest...

sleeping in brother's...

chest? !

The carrot didn't dare to move as if the picture was frozen, because he was afraid that his actions would attract Ouyang Feng's attention.

Master Cabbage said that it is best not to let those humans know that he is a goblin. The younger generation can accept all kinds of information shocks. of!

As for Ouyang Feng, he was the ancestor of the older generation, a complete ancient!

Master Cabbage said that refined radishes are more nourishing than thousand-year-old ginseng, prolong life, beautify the skin...

Carrots made up their minds that Ouyang Feng stripped him naked and put him on the fire grill, his eyes rolled in horror, and he must try to get out of this ghostly place! ! !

Where are carrots around here? !

Carrot remembered the pile of carrot slices on the desk, and was very pleasantly surprised.

Two small orange hands met, attracted together like electrodes, and the carrot was muttering words...

As for Carrot's sorcerer's magic to a certain extent, even with the help of a medium, it will end in an oolong way.

Ouyang Feng's chest swelled up little by little, arousing his vigilance, and he pulled off his coat. One piece of carrot rolled out of the clothes on his chest and fell to the ground. As the carrot pieces rolled down, there was a crisp sound, The big plate that followed was also smashed to the ground...

"Who is it?!" The old man's hoarse questioning voice came from the next door, and the sound of footsteps came towards the place where Ouyang Feng was.

The carrot used the replacement technique, and thought it would appear on the plate, but unexpectedly it fell from the sky and landed steadily in the inkstone.

The black ink splashed out, and the table was in a mess. The dizzy carrot floated out of the inkstone with its little black hand, and the whole carrot was covered with black ink.

A little bit of ink slid down the radish and dripped on the ground, and the original clean and flawless floor was also dirty.

Carrot looked down at his pair of small black hands, wanting to cry but not tearful, full of disgust.

Dirty! ! !