[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

Grandpa Bai Cai wiped the saliva marks on his face, "Oh, don't do this with me, go and wash it, and let's settle the score after washing."

Carrot sticks out her tongue, drags a piece of green water and runs into the bathroom.

A cleaning robot with flashing red lights drove over with a mop, and the red light on its eyes turned green after cleaning.

"01, go and close the door of my laboratory, and don't let others in," Grandpa Bai Cai looked at the stack of contracts and contracts on the table with a smile, and shook helplessly while listening to the little grandson humming and playing vigorously in the bathroom. shook his head.

The robot drove away steadily with the mop.

It took hundreds of years for their Vegetable Essence to give birth to a spiritually conscious one. Every time a new little guy joins, it is a very happy thing. Carrots and white loli are the smallest batch of seedlings in their family, and everyone is too late. Unexpectedly, an accident made him travel through time.

Fortunately, he was found, otherwise he would have to be read to death by several other old guys in the family.

"Did you finish washing?" Grandpa Bai Cai asked Carrot to sit opposite him, put the contract and contract in front of him, and threw him an exam paper by the way.

"Hey, this is the answer, just copy it down."

"..." Grandpa, you opened the back door too blatantly!

Carrot grabbed the contract, "Cross-plane security agreement?"

"Just sign it," the tall and tall Grandpa Bai Cai waved his hand indifferently.

"Then what is the employee contract of the management bureau?" Grandpa, don't think I don't know that you want to cheat me!The carrots rounded out the watery and round eyes.

"Hey, you still have the guts to stare at me when I opened such a big back door for you." Grandpa Bai Cai knocked him a chestnut, "Why, don't you plan to go back after you come back? Do you think non-employee members can go back as soon as they want? The little guy in the system department can say that he has filled up your marriage line, and now he is clamoring for their boss to give him a vacation."

"Grandpa, give me a guarantee that I will be able to go back. Besides, joining the management bureau requires performance and exams. I'm so annoyed." : It's so troublesome, I'm lazy and don't want to do it.

Grandpa Bai Cai blew out his beard and stared, his white eyebrows, which were as long as hair, hung down by his ears, and they couldn't stand horizontally at all.

Not intimidating at all, Carrot snickered.

"The Ministry of Science is working as a nominal assistant under my name, and you still lack performance? I've given you the answers to the exam, it's alright, don't ink, copy the answers soon, it's boring and hypocritical."

≡w≡"Okay, I won't be pretentious, I'll give it to grandpa."

"Virtue," Grandpa Bai Cai snorted, he still doesn't know what's going on in his little grandson's mind?

"Hey, it's only been a while since your dog crawling calligraphy is so beautiful." Grandpa Bai Cai stroked his beard and nodded with satisfaction, "Not bad, really good. The pen is sharp and self-contained, quite like a famous teacher."

Carrot is proud of himself, the pen is better to control than the brush, except that the first few characters are a bit uncomfortable, but after the slow down, the brush will become smoother, after all, the characters have been written for more than ten years!How could the smartest carrot in the world not be able to apply what he has learned?

"Well," Grandpa Bai Cai didn't even read the content above, and just read the best words written, "Very good, [-] points (*￣︶￣)y" stamped it hard, Just let the carrots through.

"Our science department is full of metal instruments. There are very few things with such historical background. Those good things are monopolized by the history department. I want to frame them."

"Don't, you want me to write you a brush handwriting, which is much more beautiful than the test paper." The cheated paper is still framed, how embarrassing?

"You can also write brush characters," said Grandpa Bai Cai cheerfully. "It's not bad. My little grandson has improved a lot after traveling through time. Before, your mind was so full of things that you couldn't hold anything but games."

"Just rub me, I've already worked for you and rub me."

"Hey, it's fine if you work part-time." Grandpa Bai Cai opened a jar of petri dishes and gave a few seeds to carrots, "I know your land is ancient, and the aura is much more abundant than ours. Find a few pieces of wasteland and put the seeds Plant it to see if it can become a shade tree.”

"You provoked me before I started working," Carrot couldn't help teasing despite his curiosity.

Grandpa Bai Cai has always been harmonious, and never put on airs in front of the younger generation. The senior Bai Cai, who has seen a lot and met a lot for thousands of years, finally returned to the basics, blending the openness and tolerance of nature in his temper. A fanatic of scientific research, Grandpa Bai Cai is simply a saint.

"I'm just adding performance to you," he happily installed the newly developed seeds one by one, and posted instructions on how to use them, "This is to be transplanted to other planes, such as the orc plane, the original plane, etc. Wait, there is enough aura there, but the geology is barren, and the initial stage of cultivation still needs further experiments, and report the situation to me after planting."

Grandpa Cabbage thought for a while, and pointed in the direction of Carrot, "The building diagonally opposite belongs to the system department, you can go to their minister for general attack, and ask him to convert your system into an auxiliary AI, the little guy who cheated you a few times before." He was shut down and faced with the wall, and he took a shortcut to brush up his performance and went too far and is being criticized, but with this performance, he will have to be given 300 years of leave when he comes out."

Carrot was puzzled, "Is it the basic three system? How did he get the performance?"

Grandpa Cabbage kept humming, "How do you get good results? He opened up your stupid carrot protected by the world's luck, and stuffed you with a bunch of sex toys, turning the only straight man in Mao's family who has the talent for cultivating immortals into a woman." Going to have a baby, his performance is ten times higher than that of ordinary employees. Just getting you a radish cub is enough for his original year's performance. "Grandpa Cabbage can't figure out the performance calculation of the system department. It's all stipulated by their minister's general attack. "About the system, you can go to the general attack."

Total attack, it feels good to hear the name.Carrot snapped his tongue, nodded wildly, and asked again, "What carrot?"

"..." Grandpa Bai Cai rubbed his forehead, "Do you really think that the equipment exploded after the original body died? That little guy exploded a baby for you."

Carrot Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

"This time I really have to let Zonggong take care of him!" Grandpa Baicai snorted, then gave carrots two seed-like things, "This is my latest development, and there are instructions on it. .”

"..."

"Unfortunately, this can only be used by humans. We can't make new ones with pure vegetable bodies." Grandpa Bai Cai shook his head helplessly. They haven't had any new members for a long time.

Grandpa Cabbage gave the contact badge to the carrot, "Send me a report with this in the future. The little guy on the system has already reported the coordinates. There is a newly formed world over there. You can take it easy and play. If you fail, you will be deducted from your performance." Yes. Remember to collect more things and send them in, your authority will only increase when your performance is high.”

Carrot went to the opposite building according to Grandpa Cabbage's instructions. The fully automatic system identified the door and scanned the location of Carrot and reported the information to the minister. Soon, staff came to pick him up at the door.

"Hello, Mr. Hu, I'm Chu Xuan, an employee of the system department."

The eye-eyed man in a suit still has facial paralysis. Carrot straightened his face and found that his face is really not suitable for a deadpan face, and he has no momentum at all!

Chu Xuan pushed his glasses, and there was reflection on the glasses, obviously he was very interested in this short guy with a tender face.

How did the whole body vitamins, cellulose, carotene and other small things composed of various plant contents become pedestrians?What is the principle of construction and transformation?interesting.

Carrot's back lit up for no reason, and he shivered. The man with glasses looked at me with terrifying eyes qaq, as if he wanted to dissect me, Xiaofeng help.

"Please come with me," Chu Xuan took the carrot to the top floor, which was undoubtedly a kind of torment, the building is very high, and the carrot stood on end during the long journey in the elevator, shivering nervously against the wall of the elevator. It looked like a small animal being bullied into the corner, with tears in its eyes as it blew its fur at Chu Xuan.

"What is the transformation between the original fairy form and the human form?" Chu Xuan was thinking, his glasses shining brightly.

Carrot spoke weakly, "Demon power." qaq is so scary, this man with three faceless paralyzed wants to dissect me, blah, blah, his glasses reflect light again!

"The law of conservation of energy?" Chu Xuan raised his eyebrows, observing the little thing that was said to be transformed from a carrot, with some regret in his eyes: things from the Science Department can't be touched casually.

The elevator door finally opened, Carrot heaved a sigh of relief, and San Wunan raised his lips.

The cold hair exploded again in an instant! qaq is scary! !

"Zheng Zha, what are you doing?" Chu Xuan shifted his gaze and found another employee who was in a trance.

Carrot: What a big golden retriever!

Zheng Zha came back to his senses, and murmured, "As expected of the boss of the general attack, he dares to suppress even the main god."

Chu Xuan raised his eyebrows, "You just found out?" Zong Gong and the main god are a pair, and they have been together for a long time.

The golden retriever was hit again and squatted in the corner to plant mushrooms.

"The minister is in the minister's office over there, you can just go in," Chu Xuan said to Carrot.

The carrot disappeared in a flash, cherish life, stay away from the man with glasses!

The golden retriever raised his head, "The boss is not done yet, and you are cheating on the newcomer."

Chu Xuan took a note and recorded something, "He is not a newcomer, he came from the science department next door."

The voice in the minister's room is weird, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.), the carrot is weathering......

Fortunately, the people inside didn't last long, and sparse voices sounded.

"Come in," was very lazy, very magnetic, and heard the voice of a male god whose bones were crisp!

Carrot Star Eyes, the male god voice he always wanted in his dreams.

"Minister Bai has already told me that the little fellow is not sensible, and I have already taught him a lesson."

As soon as they met, the air of total attack rushed over, Luo Xiaoshou took a step back, and the chrysanthemum was itchy.

qaq Xiaofeng help, here is a super big general attack whose legs are limp and body trembling just by looking at it.

The big ball of light floating behind the general attack flickered in dissatisfaction.

The carrot opened its mouth wide: oo!What a big egg!

Zonggong smiled, stroked the egg gently, and said to Carrot, "We have analyzed the specific situation. Since Minister Bai has recruited you into the Science Department, I will change the system for you."

As for how to change it, Mr. Zonggong has his own set of standards, and the ministers of the management bureau are all very tall.

Take back the manual monitoring, cancel the mandatory tasks, modify the task mode, and change all rewards to performance points in the future...

Within a few minutes, the general commander waved his hand, "Okay."

Carrot blinked and felt nothing _(:3∠)_.

The big egg flickered.

......

The door slammed shut, and Carrot stood at the door in a daze.

"What a cute little guy," said Master Zong Gong.

"Hmph." Gao Gui, Leng Yan and Jiao Jiao snorted, who is this!There was no one else in there just now.

"Don't be jealous dear," the voice became low, "Hey, let's do it again."

The face of the carrot turns red and green for a while, stay away quickly!

The system department is terrible, but the science department is harmonious... Carrot, who has never seen the behavior of mad scientists, sighed.

The procedures were completed quickly, and Grandpa Carrot and Cabbage said a few more words, and was going to go home to meet his family.