[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

Mao Fenfen's eyes widened. Next door to Malay, this radish monster pretended not to see it.

"Fen'er, I'll go back and cook fish soup for you in a while, make sure it's not fishy at all," Huang Gu's eyes flickered, and he changed his side to support him, just in time to block Mao Fenfen's eyes from looking at the carrot, and said innocently Smile at him.

Mao Fenfen had a grimace on his face, the corners of his mouth twitched non-stop, and he gritted his teeth, "I feel like throwing up when I hear fish now!" Don't think I didn't see his small movements, this narrow-minded rabbit! ￣ヘ￣

qaq feels like throwing up again!

Constant retching.

"Pharmacist, go and clean it up first." Li Wuyue took Mao Fenfen, and despised him in a low voice: "You're really embarrassed to be clinging to someone after throwing up all over her."

Master Dao blushed, he was angry!I stick to him?His fucking arm is like a vise, and I lost all the strength to vomit. Do you think I'm clinging to him? !

Huang Gu looked at his filthy body, smiled at Li Wuyue shamelessly, and quickly went back to the room to change clothes.

Mao Fenfen had a bad premonition, and looked at his tigress, "What pharmacist?"

Li Wuyue raised her eyebrows, "He was recommended by the old man Gongzhong two days ago to worship me as the second master, and later he took a name, his original name was Huang Gu, and his name was pharmacist. Girl, how did you hook up with pharmacist? I see him She has an exquisite mind and a pure personality, this son-in-law is not bad."

There is no doubt that the nature of gossip will be exposed!

Mao Fenfen didn't quarrel with her this time, his mind was in chaos, and he was struck by a thunderbolt!

Gross points:  …

The little white rabbit is...

Σ(っ°Д°;)っHuang Yaoshi? ! ! !

(￣+ー￣) Isn’t Huang Rong in my stomach? !

I%#*-&……

On the way back, Carrot took out the rope he picked up from Ji Sirou, and said excitedly, "Xiaofeng, look! Bind the fairy rope!"

Ouyang Feng squeezed the texture of the rope in amazement, it felt like a rough thick rope, but no matter how much he kept pulling, inputting internal force, the rope seemed to be activated instantly, moving around flexibly.

"As expected of an artifact," Ouyang Feng praised, touched something round with his finger, and pressed it slowly curiously.

As if the rope was alive, it grabbed the carrot and quickly wound it up. One end was tightly wrapped around his waist, and the other end... hooked his neck teasingly, revealing the white and tender skin like a swan.

Carrot trembled and let out a sound, the blush on his face was really gorgeous and charming.

Ouyang Feng was startled, and quickly withdrew his internal force, the rope fell limply to the ground, and with a loud bang, the orange-red carrot also rolled to the ground.

Faintly, he seemed to be able to hear the little radish's thin panting, and for a moment he seemed to understand something, and he stared at the fairy rope very strangely.

At this moment, Carrot felt the malice from the base three system, and his face was completely confused!

When the body is tied up by the rope, it is like being shocked by electricity, numb and numb.

According to the charming thinking in my mind now, the first artifact is a small leather whip, the second is the beep beep oil hidden by Xiaofeng, and the third...

qaq system, you must be kidding me? !How can beep beep fun stuff save the world, I quit! ￣ヘ￣

The orange-red radish was hot and hot, and its body was red all over. Carrot found a comfortable place, dug a hole, and squatted in.

"I need to cool down a bit, give me time to burn incense," Carrot said sullenly, looking at his little friend with tears in his eyes.

Before Ouyang Feng nodded, the tip of the radish had already burrowed into the soil, and then the whole radish was submerged, leaving only the green leaves on the head.

Then...the green leaves clattered down to cover the head under the dirt, the world was quiet...

Ouyang Feng: "..." More than once, seeing carrots twitching, calm down... calm down... let out a breath.

The world has changed a lot since he was reborn. Even Ouyang Lingfeng gave up his rights and hid in Zhuangzi every day, playing with birds and walking dogs, what else could he not accept.

However, is the little radish running away?In case the gun goes off in the future, this carrot finds an open space to squat in the pit and can't come out, what should he do?

Ouyang Feng seems to have met how sad he will be in the future, he will desire/seek/dissatisfy, for a long time... a long time.

The timing of the carrot was very accurate, and he woke up when his friends kept walking around him. After the time passed, the carrot popped out of the soil, and after a loud noise, it turned into a human shape again. .

(*/w＼*) What should I do if my face is still very red!

"Little carrot," Ouyang Feng said with a low smile, "sooner or later, he will eat you in his mouth, what will he do if he is still so shy now?"

Carrot seemed to have decided that he had suffered, and never thought about the possibility of counterattack, and his chrysanthemum tightened in an instant, "..."

￣ヘ￣Xiaofeng is a villain!

The two wandered back to the villa while looking at the scenery. There is no major matter that needs to be coordinated by them. All the manpower has been arranged to run on its own. It is rare to have a honeymoon trip, why not come?There is still a chance to eat tofu at night!

As for the system, Carrot has completed the first few missions of the bloody storm so far, and got the number three dice. With what he saw on the way back, there is always a feeling that the mountain is about to come.

The dice rolled a few times on the table and stopped under a golden unknown pattern.Carrot grinned, ahaha, this color must be five stars!

[Congratulations for not eating carrots and winning the five-star diamond award, and gaining a three-month boss physique, boss exclusive physique: high attack, high defense, high resistance, boss special skills: 1. When the crowd brushes the boss, the total blood volume of the boss is less than 20% can quickly recover blood at a rate of 10% per second. 2. When the blood volume drops to 10%, the boss can use self-destruct means, dragging the players to destroy all groups! ]

[Identified: The knight does not eat carrots to become the strongest boss under the cultivation of the system, obtains the title of the strongest boss, and can explode the most special items after killing!What are you waiting for, exquisite gifts are waiting for you, hurry up and push the boss! ]

The notification of the appraisal was not only received by Carrot himself, but even Dao Ye who was raising a fetus in Wuliang Mountain _(:3∠)_ received a reminder!

[Every minute and every second, you whisper to you: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻What did you do again!!]

[≡w≡It’s another five-star, Daoist, have you rolled the dice yet? ]

Mao Fenfen was silent for a moment, and replied.

[50% reduction in symptoms during pregnancy for 5 months]

There was a bit of gnashing of teeth in the tone.

[It's still a four-star reward! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻]

"Pfft—" Carrot covered his mouth and snickered.

Ouyang Feng asked strangely: "What's the matter? The smile is so..." Cheap.

Carrot blinked and shook his head.

Ouyang Feng was suspicious, but he didn't ask too much. He looked at the teahouse in front and said, "Go and have a rest."

The two gods didn't even need a horse. They walked for a few days without feeling tired at all, leaving behind a field of pink bubbles along the way.

Ouyang Feng whispered to Luo Luo, reminding him to be vigilant: "Recently, the folk atmosphere is very strange."

The two stepped into the teahouse, ordered a pot of tea, and added carrots, "One more bowl of ebony soup."

"Why do you suddenly want to drink plum soup?"

"The weather is hot recently," in fact, carrots can't feel it.

≡w≡It's just that when he sees others drinking ebony soup to relieve the heat, he gets hungry.

Ouyang Feng rolled his eyes at him, seeing through this stupid carrot.

At this time, the storyteller in the teahouse was talking happily, excitedly, slobbering and spitting...

Ouyang Feng used his internal force to turn the ebony soup into ice, and the carrots were gulped down without a mouthful.

"≡w≡Ice is so cool and comfortable."

"Be careful not to get diarrhea."

Carrot's small eyes are very weird_(:3∠)_ "Xiaofeng...have you ever seen a frozen radish with diarrhea?"

"..."

Carrot started to tremble again, and listened to the sound of Mr. Shu spitting.

"In just a few days, the ethnic conflicts have become so severe?" Sitting in the teahouse, listening to the storyteller describe the frontier of the Song people being plundered by the Jin people, and where the Jin soldiers passed, blood flowed like a river, and not a blade of grass grew!All the people of the Song Dynasty were outraged and clamored to fight back.

Mr. Storyteller also talked about the disaster of Jingkang, the Southern Song Dynasty was destroyed, the royal court of the Song Dynasty was forced to move the capital, the emperor of the Southern Song Dynasty died, and a new emperor came to the throne, but how many generations?Now the descendants of Emperor Song, who are determined to be strong and threaten revenge, are greedy for glory and wealth, and don't take the safety of the people at all.

Speaking of this, the storyteller sighed, "There are some things that I can't say too much. If you say too much, you will be killed. It's hard to fight back! Back then, Marshal Yue..." The storyteller He closed his mouth, the crowd was silent, suddenly the gavel was photographed, and the storyteller changed the subject again, "But now the border is chaotic, but there are heroes in the army..."

People were not more interested in his next story, and everyone was silent and thoughtful in the topic just now.

Yes, now that the imperial court is in decline, the officials are corrupt, and they don’t want to send troops to attack the Kingdom of Jin even if they search for the people’s fat and anointment for pleasure. The emperor is also a licentious and weak person. ....Song's royal court was so cowardly that it disappointed the common people.

Several people who possessed some foreign skills looked at each other, and one of them whispered into the other's ear, "Brother, the Song family is incompetent, and the common people have no way of making a living, so it's better for the martial arts people to gather heroes from all walks of life to fight against the Jin Dynasty." thing......"

[Guild channel: Ouyang Feng: The world is going to be chaotic. ]

[Guild channel: Don’t eat carrots: ≡w≡I don’t understand, human society is so complicated. ]

Ouyang Feng smiled lightly, he just liked the candid look of little radish.

[Guild channel: Ouyang Feng: It's okay if you don't understand, drink tea obediently, and we'll hit the road after resting enough. ]

[Guild channel: Don’t eat carrots: Our human society is also divided into races, yellow race, white race and black race, although I still don’t understand why they have to be so clearly distinguished. [stand hands]

[It stands to reason that there are many plant essences: fruits, vegetables, and all kinds of flowers and plants. Vegetables are like me. I am carrot essence. Master Cabbage and Bai Luoli are both Chinese cabbage. There are water spinach and cabbage_(:3∠)_, but we have a very good relationship. ]

Aren't those all plants? Ouyang Feng stroked his forehead, "..."

Carrot seemed to think of something, and seemed to understand something.

[However, we have a very bad relationship with some animals, such as wild boar spirits, they always like to push cabbage...]

Ouyang Feng frowned, not knowing where to explain the complexity of the human world and the dangers of the human heart...

Sometimes the radish is too dumb, and it makes him very weak, okay?

"Has little radish never been in contact with humans before?"

"Yes." Carrot took it for granted. Although he hardly ever went out, he had met some netizens who played games with him.

For example, Wang Jin is more funny than the villain, for example, Mo Ziyu, a playboy...

Ouyang Feng didn't ask: Are those human friends of yours really normal people?

"Hmm..." Carrot scratched his head and asked in a low voice, "Did we forget something?"

[Minutes and seconds, you whisper to you: The old hag is dead, where is my body? ! ! ! ] Crazy.

Suddenly realized, "By the way, where is Daoist's own body?"

Ouyang Feng "..."