[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

Looking at the clothes that the little friend took off slowly, Carrot realized that he had said something terrible, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand to cover his eyes (*/w＼*), the index finger and middle finger diverged a slit, and the small sparkling eyes Staring straight at the little friend through the gap, I am afraid that I will miss the slightest bit of beautiful scenery.

This behavior of not having 300 taels of silver here is terribly cute, Ouyang Feng was amused by the reaction of the little cute thing, and untied his underwear.

The figure of my friend is very good, the skin is slightly darker than carrots, but it is also perfect and healthy, and it is whiter than the legendary wheat-colored skin. Alas, the chest muscles of my friend are not visible on weekdays. It will be better after stripping Well-developed and strong belly pods w≡

Moving down the line of sight, I accidentally saw a discordant place (⊙△⊙)! ! !Carrot was stunned, feeling that little chrysanthemum was nervous, so she turned her head away blushing.

This time, not only did he really cover his eyes, but Carrot also sank himself into the water, bubbling and bubbling under the water, and shyly burrowed under the water, unwilling to come out.

The back was scorching hot, and Carrot guessed that the little friend's chest was sticking to his back. He was so nervous that he wanted to run away when the water splashed out.

"Is Little Carrot satisfied with what you see?" Low laughter rang in my ears, pink appeared on the tender earlobes, Carrot covered her ears, and angrily pushed the bad guy who was clinging to her .

With a low smile, Ouyang Feng said, "Good boy, don't you want to take a bath, give me the brush."

It's better not to use brushes, which are easy to damage the skin. Ouyang Feng coaxed the brush into his hands, and then threw the brush out of the screen.

"You!" Carrot was startled and wanted to grab the thrown brush.

"Where did she rub, I'll wash it for you," Ouyang Feng stroked the carrot's back, and turned the little creature to face him.

Consonance...consonance...beep beep beep—

Inside the house is a burning love, but outside the house is full of sadness.

Shen Piaorou's sister thought that Ouyang Yin was offended by her lowly seduction methods, so she knelt outside the owner's house and begged for forgiveness. She was still wearing the white gauze dress, her face was pale and tender, tender and pitiful.

But no matter how she knelt in the yard and cried and begged, the door of the master was still tightly closed. After crying for a long time, the tears dried up, her voice became hoarse, and even her eyes were swollen into walnuts.

The servants and guards who had been serving carrots since they were young watched the ants move with their heads down, and felt the symphony of discordant sounds from inside the house and the sad sounds from outside. Guard No. [-]'s eyes moved. , moving along the row of ants that were crawling neatly on the stone steps, guessing that it might rain in a while, and after the big owner and the second owner finished taking a bath, he went to the kitchen to help Xiaolu put away the freshly dried tea leaves .

Guard No. [-] was in a fugue, thinking of the cute and cute little green, and a smirk appeared on the face with his head lowered.

Boy No. [-] lowered his head, glanced quietly at the shampoo girl who was still humming with a hoarse voice, and suddenly felt an urge to pick her booger.

He moved his fingers, but No. [-] boy restrained himself.

After more than ten seconds, the nose was still itchy, and it felt like something was sticking to it. Seeing that the shampoo girl was whimpering intoxicatedly, No. [-] boy glanced at the guard who also lowered his head, and slowly stuffed his index finger into the mouth. into his right nostril.

A certain mosaic was dug up, and No. [-] boy was tangled up, he must not leave it at the door of the owner's room, otherwise he would be beaten by the girls.

So servant No. [-] lowered his hands, slowly rubbed the mosaic, and finally kneaded it into a small ball, which stuck to his trouser leg.

Guard No. [-]: ←←

Servant No. [-] stiffened, coughed lightly, and lowered his head without changing his expression.

Guard No. [-] also lowered his head, continuing to think about Xiaolu in a daze (ˉ﹃ˉ)

In the house, Ouyang Feng was helpless and pampered so much that he wiped the big carrot he was holding with a clean white cloth. This fumigated, smoking carrot was soft and smooth, and it felt great to the touch.

Putting the dried carrots on the quilt, Ouyang Feng wiped his body and put on the prepared clothes.

The big carrot is much bigger than before, and now it can no longer be squeezed and played with in the palm of the hand. It can only be hugged with arms around it, just like hugging a doll, but it has a special taste.

Ouyang Feng teased the little green leaf on top of his head while pinching the little orange hand of the carrot amusingly, his Adam's apple rolled, his mouth became dry for a while, and he suddenly wanted to drink carrot juice very much.

Sweet and refreshing, fresh and charming.

Every time the carrot returns to its original shape, it will be soft when touched by friends... soft... I feel so cool, so cool!

And the little friend's hands didn't stop, as if he lingered on his carrot body, and didn't want to stop after touching it.

Ouyang Feng touched Carrot's waist, which caused him to tremble. He immediately smiled and said to himself: "Look at how you, little carrot, pretend to be dizzy."

Picking up his fingers and scratching, the big carrot suddenly trembled, "Don't, don't...haha, itchy~"

"boom--"

The itching was too much, and the naked carrot turned back into a human form, lying flat on the bed and shaking again and again.

There was a flash of light in Ouyang Feng's eyes, as if he had thought of a certain point, and he suddenly understood!

As soon as Xiaoluo was nervous and shy in front of him, the conditioned reflex changed back to its original shape, just scratch his waist... Hehe!

Master Xidu smiled wretchedly.

"Big owner~~~~~~" The shampoo girl finally couldn't bear it anymore, and rushed straight to the closed door holding her tears.

Guard No. 0: _(￣[-]￣)_[Oh~]

Servant No. [-]: Ahhhhh, hurry up and stop her! ! !

The hand that had picked the booger grabbed the shampoo girl's white gauze and pulled it hard.

......

The girl went in, but Shayi stayed behind.

Servant No. [-] grabbed the gauze with his hands and was stunned, looking at Guard No. [-] who kept his mouth wide open.

In the house, the obsessed Ouyang Yin was laying on the bed shyly, her previously indifferent eyes were full of spring water, and tears of grievance and begging for mercy flashed under the bullying of her younger brother.

Lying on his body was Ouyang Feng whose hair was still dripping with water, with his arms around Ouyang Yin's slender waist, what a lively and beautiful scene!

The shampoo girl pointed at the couple in the room and screamed in disbelief, "Ah!!!—"

It was earth-shattering and resounded through the sky, startling countless flying birds.

After his eyes were blinded, Carrot was attacked by the magic sound again, and he, along with his friends and guards, enjoyed the treatment of a dolphin sound.

"Brothers*! You two adulterers and adulterers are doing such nasty things in broad daylight!" The shampoo girl was hysterical, and she couldn't accept that Ouyang Yin, who was cold and domineering before, was lying on her brother's body in the blink of an eye. This is simply more unacceptable than she discovered the master's paranoid and twisted love for his own sister, Princess Mingyue!

The man I fell in love with before only loved his own sister, and attempted incest between brothers and sisters. After failing, he went crazy and searched for a substitute.Now the man I fancy is actually having sex with his younger brother, it's a brother's ban!What evil did she do, that God would torture her like this!

Shen Piaorou's liver and gallbladder were splitting, she couldn't accept what she saw at all, she didn't even resist when the servants and guards lifted her up and dragged her away.

The world must be too crazy to make her fall in love with men with problematic minds one after another!

The mad shampoo girl was dragged away by the guards and the boy, and the door slammed shut.

Carrot blinked, unexpectedly, and asked his little friend suspiciously: "Where did the shampoo come from?"

Ouyang Feng was silent for a moment, then replied, "I don't know".

←←So the two of us were having too much fun, Carrot pushed the little friend to signal him to get up, and complained, "It's hard."

Ouyang Feng chuckled, "As long as the radish is soft."

Quickly put on clothes, humming with carrot gas, nasty little friend, always bullying him with thin skin and teasing him, watch my invincible face pinching skills! <(`□′)——c<—___-)||

"Hmm..." Ouyang Feng's cheek was pulled, his mouth was crooked, but he still kept talking, "Little Luobo is so cute every time she is shy."

Staring at it affectionately, Luo Luo felt embarrassed, and then covered the hand that Luo Luo was pinching his face, "I will just pretend that you agree to be with me, little Luo Luo."

Carrot blushed, and the little friend tried to abduct him without even a confession?

Ouyang Feng smiled and cheered himself up secretly: don't worry, don't worry, this carrot has already reached his mouth, and he will be able to eat it in his mouth one day.

"What about the shampoo?" Carrot's eyes faltered, and he changed the subject dryly.

Ouyang Feng's eyes darkened instantly, "It's okay, I'll take care of her."

"But what about the source of the treasure map? There is an artifact over there, and the system is written on the place where the treasure is hidden."

"That's exactly what I want to tell you, there is more than one copy of this treasure map," Ouyang Feng said, "Luo Lei also has a copy of the same parchment."

Carrot: (o_o)!Luo Lei, who is it?

"The eight-pocket elder of the beggar gang who guarantored Huang Gu, the one who has a good relationship with Hong Qi," Ouyang Feng reminded, tapping his fingers on the table slowly.

"In my opinion, Luo Lei is by no means as loyal to Gang Leader Qian as he appears on the surface. I just hope that Huang Gu and Hong Qi will not be deceived. Cao Houqian looks like a villain, but he is still Gang Leader Qian. Junior brother, don't introduce art like Luo Lei does."

"I don't understand what you're telling me now," Carrot said helplessly, "Why don't we go to the Central Plains again, anyway, the teleportation will be very fast."

"There's no rush," Ouyang Feng said grimly, "I'll deal with Shen Piaorou first."

After lulling carrots to sleep, Ouyang Feng quietly exited the door and found Shen Piaorou under the guidance of the guards.

Shen Piaorou?What a bad name, Ouyang Feng stood outside the room where Shen Piaorou was closed, with an extremely gloomy expression.

"You..." Seeing someone open the door, Shen Piaorou's eyes flashed, she looked up quickly, and when she found out that it was Ouyang Feng, her face turned dark immediately, with a hint of disgust in her contempt, "What are you doing here? Where is the big manor?" ?”

She was in a trance for a while, and she also laughed at Lan Xiao many years ago. At that time, Lan Xiao asked this sentence, "Why are you here, do you want to laugh at my failure? Where is the master?"

Many years later, Feng Shui changed, she did not expect this sentence to blurt out, Shen Piaorou stared blankly at Ouyang Feng as he entered the door without making any movement.

"Jiang Yudie," Ouyang Feng said expressionlessly, her real name that had been hidden for a long time.

Shen Piaorou was astonished, she didn't expect her original name to be uttered by the "rival in love", she thought a thousand times, and said with a wry smile, "Forget it, White Camel Villa is indeed very important, the owner must have investigated me clearly, so will avoid me."

I don't know what the shampoo girl has thought up, as if she hasn't given up on carrots yet.

How long has this name been called?From the moment she changed her personality for the sake of her master, no one called her by that name again. The identity of Shen Piaorou was arranged by the master, and it was seamless. Unexpectedly, people from the White Camel Villa found out.

"Who told you to get close to elder brother?" Ouyang Feng asked with a gloomy face.

Shen Piaorou pursed her lips obstinately, and did not let go of her mouth. She was very annoyed at Ouyang Feng. She looked at him as if she was looking at something dirty. , I don’t know if the old lady knows, someone sent me here, but I am sincere to the big man! To put it bluntly, even if the big man has no feelings for me, as a woman, I have much more than you. I don't know what tricks you have used, but you have lost the owner of the villa so much."

The rival in love was extremely jealous when they met, Shen Piaorou couldn't accept that she had lost to a tough man!

The author has something to say: During the Harmony Period, blood relationship cannot be written, although carrots, a plant composed of vitamins and carotene, seem to have no blood in the first place.In order to avoid suspicion, the carrot will be restored to its original body in the future≡w≡

In the next chapter, this shampoo cannon fodder (*/w＼*) give her the martyr medal in advance

ps: Yesterday's comments were six (*/w＼*), less than ten oh quack.

↑As soon as this sentence is finished, I immediately cover my chrysanthemum and run for my life, you can't catch me e=e=e=(~￣▽￣)~run away~~~~