[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

The two brothers left, Huang Gu tidied himself up, thinking he would arrive at Linzhen before dark, and carefully searched the dilapidated temple before leaving. Nuo Nuo's voice, and his thoughts turned strangely towards the monsters in the mountains.

In fact, the Ouyang brothers are quite normal. Standing outside the ruined temple, Huang Gu thought of the fluffy touch of the little spider, and felt a little lost. He also wanted to raise such a small thing with a touch.

Shaking his head like a sigh, Master will definitely not agree, alas~

Huang Gu raised his drooping head, glanced at the desolate surroundings from the corner of his eye, and immediately froze in place.

Looking around, besides the overgrown weeds and wild flowers, where is the shadow of the ruined temple?

As the cold wind blew, he shivered violently, looked around nervously, rubbed the goosebumps that kept popping up, and quickly ran up the pipe.

The whistling of the wind was blowing in my ears, like countless wild ghosts calling, and I kept filling my mind with the stories of the scholar and the female ghost (ˉeˉ)

/(tot)/~~ It's scary, it's scary, there's no one around, what if it's really caught and eaten by a female ghost, Huang Gu's little friend covered his ears and ran on the official road, just Afraid that a female ghost would suddenly come out and beep him.

A black shadow flashed in front of his eyes, on the official road in the wilderness, Huang Gu's little friend was surrounded, and the thick man holding a big knife shouted: "Don't move, robbery!"

Huang Gu: ∑(⊙▽⊙ah...someone!

The thick man is a one-eyed dragon, and the other eye is covered by a black eyepatch, leaving a hideous scar outside the eyepatch. He looks full of evil spirits, and he said fiercely: "Boy, if you want to live, you have to hand over your money!"

"...Are you alive?" Huang Gu blinked, and found that a group of living people were standing in front of him, and was immediately moved to "tears filled his eyes".

The tall and thin man next to him became angry immediately, "You brat, how dare you curse me!"

"No... just live well, live well," Huang Gu waved his hands repeatedly, letting out a sigh of relief.

The bandits looked at each other, and the tall and thin man leaned closer to Cyclops' ear and murmured, "Boss, why does this little scholar talk insanely? Could he be a fool? Does he have money?"

Cyclops glanced at him coldly, and calmly said: "As much as you want, if you want to live from now on, leave the road money!"

He seemed to have heard this before, Huang Gu tilted his head, and finally realized that he had met a legendary bandit, and explained in a good-tempered manner: "I don't even have a purse on me, I lightly reduce it, where is it?" Looks like you can carry silver?"

The thieves hesitated for a moment, but they really felt that what the other young scholar said was reasonable, their purpose was just to make ends meet, how could they really kill people?

One-eyed dragon squinted his eyes to look at the pure-faced scholar in Tsing Yi, and thought to himself that he was unlucky, it was rare to meet someone who was alone, and he did not expect it to be a poor scholar!

There will be travelers passing by on the official road at any time, and it is not a place where they can stay for a long time. Cyclops signaled to his subordinates: "Catch him, and sell this scholar for some money."

"Oh?" Huang Gu was taken aback, seeing the crowd rushing towards him, jumping up and down, "Why are you doing this, you already said that I have no money."

Several thieves teamed up to catch a young scholar, but he managed to dodge him every time. He really couldn't catch him for a while. Cyclops felt that something was wrong and stopped his subordinates from swinging their knives.

"Puhahaha," a burst of laughter came from a tree not far away, and Cyclops looked up, but it was a beggar in ragged clothes lying on a thick branch and laughing.

With a look of warmth and anger in his eyes, Cyclops shouted: "Where did the stinky beggar dare to laugh at Grandpa?!"

The beggar lay on the tree, wiped away the tears from his laughter, and the laughter continued, "He is a little scholar playing with you. Do you really think that a random scholar can be robbed by you? He is obviously a martial artist."

Huang Gu also raised his head when he heard the words, and saw the beggar lying on the tree trunk, hanging down the tree and laughing wildly, without any trace of falling, he couldn't help being surprised, this is already the third person who said he knew martial arts.

Frowning and carefully checking his own pulse, Huang Gu was puzzled, his pulse is normal, what is Huiwu's pulse like?

The bandits turned pale with shock. In this era full of martial arts, as a group of ordinary bandits, they can survive and be active until now, and naturally they have a set of ways to deal with things. The most special thing is that they can't provoke them in anything. People in the Jianghu, those masters with internal strength who can fly over the roof and wall, can crush them to death with just one.

Of course, if you come across those famous and decent people, just pretend to be pitiful. Not long ago, a disciple who claimed to be Quanzhen Sect Wang Chongyang not only let them go, but also gave them some of his money.

This kind of idiot didn't kill for nothing, Cyclops suddenly thought of a new strategy, and the expression on his face changed so quickly that the beggar was amazed.

The beggar clapped his hands and laughed wildly: "Not bad, not bad, Cyclops' acting skills have improved."

Huang Gu just felt confused, what are these people doing?

The one-eyed dragon who was exposed on the spot snorted coldly, and told his subordinates to leave in a hurry. The stinky beggar took the beggar's disciple's bag, so he couldn't afford to provoke him or hide him.

(⊙o⊙) Huh? "Didn't you want to rob just now? Why did you leave?" Huang Gu asked the beggar.

The beggar laughed so hard when he heard this, "You are very interesting, you little scholar. People always avoid robbers. I never thought you would want to keep the robbers?"

"I'm not young anymore." Hearing others say that he is young, Huang Gu was unhappy. He hated being always treated as a child.

The beggar's broken shoe fell down along with the shaking of the tree, and he didn't dislike it, so he jumped off the tree with one bare foot.

"what"

"Ah, what?" Landing safely on the ground, the beggar grabbed Huang Gu's slender neck and said with a smile, "What's the name of the little brother? I think you have a very good bone, are you interested in following the beggar?" Practice martial arts?"

Huang Gu’s heart was full of alarm bells: Master said, outsiders like to kidnap innocent young scholars, the first sentence is that they want to take you as a disciple because of your excellent bones, and then they will abduct you to you. Stuffed!

Little did he know, this was misleading by his master in order to prevent the gifted but innocent little Huang Gu from being abducted by outsiders, and Huang Gu believed it to be true.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" the beggar yelled for a while, seeing Huang Gu turn around and leave, and chased after him: "Oh, why are you so stubborn as a scholar? I am the chief disciple of the beggar gang leader Qian."

Hearing this, Huang Gu really stopped, because he saw the gate of the town not far away.

The beggar happily raised his head, feeling somewhat proud: "My gang of beggars is the largest gang in the world."

Turning his head casually to look at the beggar, rubbing his stained neck, Huang Gu hesitated and said, "What is the beggar gang? Is it delicious?"

The beggar's grinning expression cracked: "..."

Has anyone in this world really heard of the name of the Beggar Gang?

As for whether it tastes good...

"Follow me, Hong Qi, and I guarantee you can eat delicious food every day!" The beggar named Hong Qi lifted his chin triumphantly, "Hey! Don't go."

Damn it, why did I meet so many strange people today? Huang Gu murmured in his heart. He just felt that he was possessed by a mold god today. The family ran away.

Less than a day after leaving his relatives, Huang Gu began to miss home, and the home is still warm, at least there are not so many people with strange behaviors, thinking of this, he sighed faintly.

Hong Qi's muddy paws grabbed Huang Gu's sleeve, "Little brother, don't go, the beggar will show you today, what is delicious food!" Honglou left.

"Let me tell you, Zuihonglou's roast duck and chicken are famous delicacy, come with me, come here, here..."

Hong Qi led Huang Gu to the back door of Zuihong Building, pointed to the restaurant above the wall, and said to him, "You can jump over such a low wall."

Huang Gu showed a look of perplexity, he had never gone out alone, and he didn't know how to interact with strangers, so he said: "Why don't you go through the front door? I don't know how to do light work, so how can I jump over." In fact, he really wanted to reject the other party now, but seeing Hong Qi's high spirits, he was too embarrassed to speak up.

"Oh, don't ask me that, the beggar will treat you to a good meal today, come here, stand here," Hong Qi waved his hand, pulled Huang Gu's neck vigorously and flew up, three In two hits, it flew up to the eaves of the second floor.

"Ahhhmmmm—"

"Hush, hush, be quiet," Hong Qi froze, and whispered in his ear, "Come with me."

Huang Gu had a bad premonition, and as a result, his wrist was firmly held by the opponent, and he couldn't break free at all.

Hong Qi turned around, with a surprised expression on his face, but didn't say anything in the end, just hid in a place where no one was around.

This scholar is so strange, he feels that he should be a family member, but he is indifferent to his act of holding on to his veins, it is really strange, strange!

"Hush——" Hong Qi led Huang Gu around the beam, and stopped in an elegant room with a scent, and found that there was no one inside, but the dishes on the table were already packed, and he pointed inside. pointed.

Huang Gu's heart skipped a beat, wouldn't this beggar want to drag him to steal it?

"Hey hey hey," Hong Qi climbed up the window and turned in with a smile, grabbed the most fragrant chicken wings and stuffed them into his mouth, and finally waved to Huang Gu, "Why are you still in a daze, come and eat!" .

Huang Gu was stunned to see the beggar sitting in the private room reserved by others.

This is too arrogant...

If they are caught by others, don't they all have to die?

Good or bad, the door of the private room was opened, and the waiter who served the wine looked at the two people who came out of the room, and was stunned.

"There...there are thieves!"

_(:3∠)_It was the first time to experience the feeling of being a "thief". Huang Gu, who was implicated by Hong Qi's foodie, was stunned in place.

Following Xiao Er's call, the people who came attracted saw the chicken bones on the table, and their expressions were extremely ugly, and they cried out sadly: "My New Orleans grilled wings!!!"

The author has something to say: Xiaobai, who just entered the rivers and lakes, was cheated by foodies on the first day 23333 After that, it depends on whether you dare to follow others casually.

ps: I will take the geriatrics exam this Thursday. The author is a medical student. In order not to be scolded by patients as quack doctors in the future, I must obediently endorse it (＞﹏＜)

╭(╯3╰)╮Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, I will work hard to endorse and review. The update will be released by the depositor, and there will be no interruption. Wish me pass the exam~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦