[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

This little guy was really drunk, Ouyang Feng concluded so, he called the guards outside the screen to let him clean up the mess, and he dragged the carrot to the reserved room to rest.

I don't know where the little guy got his strength, he held on to the flagon tightly and refused to let go, walked steadily, and desperately wanted to run back.

Ouyang Feng took the carrot by the collar and dragged it towards the room. The carrot was drunk and he twisted the shackles with all his strength, but the tears still kept falling, and he was sobbing and crying very sadly.

"Wuuuuuuuuu~ Xiaofeng doesn't love me anymore..."

The diners at the side cast surprised glances, seeing the two identical children dragging each other and laughing one by one, the face of the child holding the flagon was flushed, it looked like he was drunk and was throwing wine Crazy.

Ouyang Feng's face turned dark, and he skillfully tapped the carrot's acupuncture points.

He didn't stop after clicking the acupoints. Instead, he cried "Wow!" and cried even worse.

"It will burn when grilled on skewers, it's not delicious at all, woo woo woo~~~"

Ouyang Feng had no choice but to use his internal strength to forcefully drag the carrot away.

When they arrived at the door, Carrot had rubbed the rabbit's eyes and hiccupped, and was still whimpering and whimpering.

"Look around here, don't come close," Ouyang Feng said with a gloomy face, but fortunately, Little Luobo Scattered Wine hasn't said anything shocking, otherwise all these guards will have to silence them.

"Hi——" Carrot burped again, wailing: "Little cabbage, ground yellow. I'm three or two years old, I lost my mother... It's a good life to follow Daddy... .. Hiccup——… I’m afraid that my father will marry a stepmother. Huh~~~ I will have a younger brother, who is better than me. My younger brother eats noodles, and I drink soup. Hiccup—take up the bowl Come on, teary... woo woo woo... hicc—"

"Tears... woo woo woo~~~"

Ouyang Feng put his hands on his hips and looked at Carrot sitting on the ground holding the flagon and crying, helplessly rubbing between his brows, his head ached from the noise.

Hearing this crying song, I couldn't laugh or cry: "I eat noodles and you drink soup?"

Carrot sniffed at the red nose that was dripping with tears, and looked up with staring eyes.

"Wuwuwu~~~ Don't turn into soy sauce carrots, don't turn into radish soup, Xiaofeng wants to eat short rib stewed radishes...Wow! Don't eat carrots..." The little hand grabbed the jug and slapped it on the ground. The ceramic jug was cracked first, and then a corner was missing, and then...

"Enough!" Ouyang Feng grabbed the flagon from Carrot's hand, the flagon was about to fall apart.

The shattered flagon scratched the palm of his hand, blood dripped out of the crack continuously, Ouyang Feng frowned lightly, he threw the pile of junk as far as he could, never letting the carrot touch it.

Carrot tears still kept flowing, Ouyang Feng casually tore off a piece of white bath cloth to wrap his hands around, seeing the little guy drooping with his head down and weeping made him uncomfortable.

But he can't reprimand him yet, the little guy is drinking like crazy!

"Wuuuuuuu... Xiao Dao, white and white, with his ears upright, after cutting the arteries and veins, it's so cute to be motionless, hiccup," Carrot muttered a nursery rhyme while chanting Wiping tears pitifully.

"Woooooooo~~ I want Xiaofeng, I want Xiaofeng..."

Ouyang Feng sighed, pulled the little guy up from the ground, his body was dirty.

"Xiaofeng," Luo Luo looked over with tears in his dirty face, and saw Ouyang Feng's eyes blank for a moment.

"Xiaofeng?" Suddenly approaching, breath full of alcohol sprayed on Ouyang Feng's face, making him even more confused.

Ouyang Feng held the carrot to prevent him from staggering and nibbling, the little guy hugged him back while weeping.

Howling: "They want to snatch my turkey snake, my melon, my furry!...Wow——! My daughters are going to be taken away, woo woo woo~~~"

It was all the same, even the daughters came out, Ouyang Feng's head was covered with black lines, he wanted to struggle, but the little guy stuck to his body like brown sugar and couldn't get off.All the tears and snot were wiped on Xiaoxidu's clothes, and the more he struggled, the tighter he hugged the carrot.

"What girls, you're drunk, little carrot," Ouyang Feng said, afraid of hurting carrot, he didn't dare to use his internal force to break him away, so he could best slowly pat the little guy on the back, slowly coaxing him to let go.

The carrot hooked his neck and cried bitterly: "Gougou...fluffy...Daddy's baby..."

"Okay, okay, don't cry, baby, let me grab it for you, okay? Be good, little carrot, let go... I, fast, suffocate..."

Carrot let go, tears in his eyes: "You help me grab it? Hiccup—"

Ouyang Feng saw that he was going to stick to him again, and he nodded hurriedly with a thought.

A hard object was quickly stuffed into his hand, Ouyang Feng was taken aback and looked down.

It was the Zhankuang card!

"Wait!" Ouyang Feng was startled, it was too late to stop it, Carrot used his hand to split the Zhan Kuang card in half.

......

The light flashed, and the War Mad card was reduced to ashes.

Prompted by the system, Carrot held Ouyang Feng tightly and cried, "I'm going to the White Camel Valley to find my daughter!"

Ouyang Feng watched the surrounding scenes change. In an instant, the two of them had arrived at the entrance of the secret realm of the White Camel Valley. In the mountain, a hazy and gorgeous waterfall rushed straight down, splashing bits and pieces of water.

Surrounded by ordinary woods, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant. It should have been evening, but it has turned into daytime. The direction of the sun's rays shows that it is only early morning.

He weighed heavily on his body, and looked down, the little guy hugged him tightly, and fell asleep with his head on his shoulder.

The warm breath on his neck caused Ouyang Feng to tremble, and a small snoring sound came from his ears. Ouyang Feng softened his expression and patted the little guy's back lightly.

A faint sigh overflowed his lips, Ouyang Feng smiled and shook his head.

Forget it, he didn't pay attention to let the little guy get drunk, next time he will pay attention to strictly prohibit the little radish from drinking!

After moving, he found that he couldn't get rid of the carrot at all, so Ouyang Feng could only stand helplessly holding the carrot, thinking about what to do next.

The shocking talent of Xidu seemed powerless in front of the unreasonable carrot. It happened so suddenly, and the two of them were transported to the White Camel Valley when they couldn't guard against it.

If the Daoist is present, you can find that the drunken debuff of the carrot character is gradually decreasing, and the countdown is 15 minutes...

Just when Ouyang Feng was having a hard time thinking about whether his body would be able to handle the food after waiting for Xiao Luobo to sleep for a day, Luo Luo's eyes suddenly opened and he jumped three feet high.

"Where is this place?" Carrot tilted his head and looked at Ouyang Feng who was also surprised.

People are wondering why you woke up quickly like a normal person ==

"Little Luobo is awake?" Ouyang Feng asked.

Carrot was confused for a while, and asked stupidly: "Didn't you just watch the people fighting in the inn, why did you come to this shitty place all of a sudden?" Looking around, Carrot was even more puzzled.

"...", Ouyang Feng saw the strange expression on the carrot, and didn't think that this stupid carrot would pretend to be stupid to lie to him, so he said: "You are drunk, and we will be there after you pull me to break the Zhan Kuang card." here."

Carrot didn't dare to compliment his wine, so he could only smile dryly, but he didn't want to see Ouyang Feng's hand hammering beside him, "What's wrong with your hand?!"

Let him take apart his cloth strips, the bloodstains are tangled miserably on the cloth strips, shocking, Carrot's heart aches to death, "Why are you injured?"

Don't you have any memories of when you were drunk? Ouyang Feng thought about it, turned his thoughts around, and flattened his mouth like a carrot when he was playing tricks: "It was after you got drunk..."

The words are not clear, so I make up my own brain, and I like Xidu's aggrieved appearance!

Carrot was shocked: Did I become violent when I was drunk? !

"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt," he whimpered twice, and it was the first time he saw Xi Du's aggrieved expression, Luo Luo panicked, grabbed his hands and scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously.

By the way, there is also the skill of mending the sky with excellent healing effect. The carrot summons the novice insect flute and brushes an ice silkworm at Ouyang Feng. In reality, the character will not use an ice silkworm like in the game. It just floated up, and similarly, the treatment for others was also discounted.

Because the object of treatment is no longer a body constructed from data, but a living person, the silkworm drawing did not bring carrot the therapeutic effect he expected.

Carrot was very discouraged, but he also felt that it was justifiable. If the blood bar was regarded as a person's life, the golden finger would be too big. It obviously did not conform to the laws of heaven in this world, and he would be expelled from the country!

[Recurring task: Treasure hunting in the valley, do you accept it?Reward reputation in the Western Regions: 1000, Jianghu experience 5000, money 50]

Carrot thought in his heart and accepted the task.

[Mission reminder: Entering the valley dungeon characters will be completely digitized, please explore the strategy method by yourself]

Carrot showed a look of surprise, that is to say, after entering the valley, he will be able to breastfeed Ouyang Feng!

Pull Xiao Xidu to the bottom of the waterfall, Carrot explained to him, clicked on the shared character, and the two flew to the bottom of the waterfall.

Wudu Qinggong is not the best in Jiansanli, but it is a very beautiful one. The dark purple butterfly halo swayed under his feet. After a lot of distress, Carrot decided to turn off the light effect.

He is also very narcissistic and intoxicated, and he likes to watch the light effects of Wudu Qinggong, but in this martial arts world where there is generally no light effect, Carrot dare not show the slightest difference from ordinary people, what if he is eaten by someone as a goblin ? t^t Not everyone treats him as nicely as Ouyang Feng, Carrot doesn't dare to trust anyone other than his friends!

Including Ouyang's parents, if they know their identity as a fairy, they will have to be skinned (╥﹏╥) Maybe they will be roasted on the fire to become burnt radishes, and maybe making radish cakes is also a good choice ?

Unexpectedly, after entering the valley, the result of the complete digitization of the characters is the appearance of the game perspective, and at the same time the two exercises are separated, and the carrot has once again restored the identity of the player.

Ouyang Feng has already had a preliminary understanding of the weirdness of carrots, and he feels that he can accept any number of strange things, but the game's perspective is so strange that he couldn't help being surprised.

Curiously poking the frame that appeared in front of his eyes, Ouyang Feng wondered: "What are these floating boards for? Is it also an aid for your cultivation?" I didn't expect that Little Carrot's things could be shared with him.