[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

[Minutes and seconds, you quietly say to you: auspicious your sister-blood-, little fairy, you are doomed, Daoist wants to do justice for the sky]

Carrot grinned at Ouyang Feng who was sitting across from him. The whole person was smiling, full of happy little flowers.

[Master Dao, what can you do to me with your small body? (*｀へ′*) Not afraid of you, not afraid of you, not afraid of you! ] No matter how cheap this tone sounds...

Stupid Carrot just said what he thought in his heart, and he took a hand to hate... Is the carrot so spicy that your brother made it?

"Little uncle?" The young man from Jinchang leaned over and touched Li Junwan's forehead affectionately. After finding out that she was not sick, he exhaled softly, and said worriedly: "Uncle, your face is so red."

Qi Lengsong raised his hand, seeing that Li Jinchang was one step ahead of him, his eyes darkened, and he put his hand down calmly.

The veins on Li Fan's forehead were twitching, he took a deep breath, and pointed to the door: "I'm fine, you guys go back to your room." Daoist said in his heart: #== I bought a watch last year with a crisp and tender voice.

"But Master asked us to protect you..."

"Get out!" It was obviously a stern shout, but when it came out, it turned into a coquettish anger...

Daoist withered, with a decadent look on his face, he said helplessly: "I have to wash up, it's not convenient for you, go out."

Finally coaxed the two teenagers out, Master Dao stared at the wall in a daze, his back was bleak and vicissitudes endlessly.

The premise is that he doesn't carry this little lolita's shell on his back. With his back to the wall like this, it seems that he is facing the wall and thinking about his past instead of thinking about life.

[Don’t eat carrots and whisper to you: Master Dao?Is Master Dao still alive? ]

The little girl's lustrous and full nails dug into the corner of the wall, and her face twisted instantly.

[what do you want? ! ]

[Don’t eat carrots and quietly say to you: It’s not that good, I can’t pk me right now, Humo please comfort me]

Li has gritted his teeth: "Bitch!!!"

"Gu... aunt, aunt...," the waiter shivered outside the door, startled by the little girl's bad temper.

"What's the matter?" Li Wentian changed his tone and asked.

"Aunt... Grandma!" The waiter in the shop raised his voice: "I heard from two knights that my aunt is going to take a bath, so I'm here to prepare water for my aunt!"

"..." Opening the door, Li Jun let Xiaoer in with a dark face.

What a bad name, you are only an aunt, and your whole family are all aunts.

Master Dao has been irritable since he became a baby through time travel, and then found out that he lost a penis, which is not good at all!

There are many waiters in this store, the waiter and the waiter are different. Obviously, this one is much more courageous than the one in the front hall. Seeing the little girl's face is not good, he immediately moved the bucket and white cloth into it. How long will it take care of it.

[Little fairy, you are dead! ! ! ]

Seeing that Xiao Er had left, Li Wan didn't intend to take a bath at all, so he just sat on the chair and concentrated on communicating with Carrot.

After waiting for a long time, there was no reply from the other side, Li Fan's heart skipped a beat, and he thought to himself: The little goblin won't ignore him, right?

After some awkwardness, Li Fan still chose to contact Carrot in a secret language.

[Hello?Goblin? ]

[Don’t eat carrots and quietly say to you: That Taoist leader, can you stop shouting and killing all the time? ]

Li Fan still had an ugly expression on his face, but he also calmed down and listened to Luo Luo. He didn't know who turned him into a woman, but he had nothing to do with this little fairy at the moment.

[Don’t eat carrots and quietly say to you: You were the one who chased and killed me without saying a word before crossing, and you were the one who caused an accident by waving my mobile phone to the computer. Of course, I am also responsible, but you can’t blame me for everything up, don't you think? ]

Li Wentian's expression didn't improve when he heard Carrot say this, but his mind gradually calmed down.

That's right, he is also responsible for this matter. Mao Fen has always had a bad temper, and he will act impulsively when he gets angry. This shortcoming is known to all his family members.

After transmigrating, she became Li Junwan. She wanted to lose her temper, but she didn't have a place to lose her temper. The Dao master became a charming girl. The heroine treatment is that every time she gets angry, all kinds of men come to coax her...

Master Dao's face turned green in an instant, and he would rather be a cold mountain than lose his "Miss Jiao's temper".

There are countless little boys who are attracted by his current skin, and there are also old, young and handsome uncles...

ヽ(`Д′)┻━┻ It's enough, all the men in this life will go as far as they go to the Taoist master.

Daoist now has scissors in the system backpack at all times, the little girl lowered her face, covering her eyes with the sea, casting a gloomy black shadow, and the white teeth under the shadow gleamed brightly: Malay next door, peeping at Daoist People, Daoist doesn't have a penis, so don't even think about being intact!

[What do you mean by that? ] The little girl Li took a deep breath, telling herself not to get angry, to be calm... calm...

[Don’t eat carrots and quietly say to you: Now that an accident happened, I don’t know how to go back. We are very likely to live here in the future. Does the Taoist have to hate me?Maybe only the two of us can understand each other best in this world. Will you confess your origins to others? ]

After Carrot finished speaking, he found that the Taoist leader was silent, and immediately clicked 32 likes for his witty self!

=v= Daoist must be touched by me!

Ouyang Feng picked up a piece of sweet and sour short rib, seeing the little guy smiling and staring blankly, his eyes didn't know where he was going, so he directly stuffed the short rib into the carrot's mouth.

Carrot was defenseless against Ouyang Feng, he opened his mouth reflexively, and swallowed the meaty and boneless ribs in one gulp.

His cheeks bulged and moved, his eyes stared at Ouyang Feng who was smiling at him with sparkling eyes, and his eyes were full of trust in Ouyang Feng.

"What are you thinking, you're smiling so strangely," Ouyang Feng said with itchy hands, and directly poked the little guy's tender cheeks.

Carrot didn't speak, just smiled wickedly.

ψ(｀′)ψ People are fooling the Taoist priest. It is not too easy to fool the Taoist priest into our camp. Turning an enemy into a friend.

[Minutes and seconds, you whisper to you: Heh, you are very smart, little fairy. ]

Carrot was very proud, and his tail was raised high: that is, I am the smartest carrot in the world.

[Minutes and seconds, you quietly said to you: I don't need to hunt and kill you. ]

Li Wan clenched her fists and slammed the table hard. She is too young to use powerful Taoism, and she really can't beat the 20th-level carrot with just the game skills of a 25th-level character.

Being able to bend and stretch, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and Dao Lord will never suffer from being dumb!

[However, you are also responsible for causing me to become a woman, don't you think you should express something? ]

Carrot was stunned for a moment, and asked [Does the Taoist want some compensation?You have also seen that I am still a kid, how can I tell you? ]

[Minutes and seconds, you quietly said to you: As long as you do me a favor, you can definitely do it, and I will tell you what I do later, dare the little fairy agree? ]

Oops, Taoist Master Yitian Tulongji watched too much and learned Zhao Min's tricks, but carrots are not afraid, anyway, it's just a favor he can help.

[It's just a small favor, it won't violate the chivalrous morality of the Jianghu] Li Jun added.

After hearing her explanation, Carrot was happy and agreed.

ψ(｀′)ψI am not Zhang Wuji, when I find out that I can't help him, I will just rub my feet and run away, ah ha ha ha ha.

"I really am a witty and smart carrot," Carrot nodded seriously, commenting to himself.

Ouyang Feng was taken aback when he heard this, and burst out laughing: "Ahem, that's right, little radish is the smartest carrot."

smartest?The most stupid thing is about the same, Xi Du couldn't help laughing, thinking that the appearance of carrot becoming narcissistic is very funny, shaking his head like a teacher in an academy giving a lecture.

The little guy was so dazed, he could help count the money after being sold, Ouyang Feng shook his head funny.

A worry arose in my heart, what if the little guy was abducted?

Ouyang Feng couldn't guarantee that he would stay by Xiaoluobu's side all the time, what if he didn't pay attention to it and was tricked away with a few words? !

Staring at the carrot that was enthusiastically picking out the pork ribs, Ouyang Feng felt a sense of crisis. If this stupid carrot was kidnapped, he would have nowhere to cry.

That is the most precious and unique radish in the world!

Ouyang Feng had the urge to build a treasure house and store carrots in the freezer.

Carrot tilted his head, there was no voice from the Taoist leader, and after a while, he began to fumble for the team chat system.

After the system upgrade, those convenient shortcut bars have been integrated into his subconscious mind, and it feels difficult to control.

Finally, after Luo Luo thought about switching teams and nearly popped his eyes out, Ouyang Feng heard an ecstatic ahhh~ sound in his mind.

The tone can refer to the Divine Comedy...

Ouyang Feng stared blankly, and in a blink of an eye, he saw Carrot covering his mouth and snickering, good guy, he even learned how to transmit sound into secrets.

[Don’t eat carrots: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~]

The corner of Ouyang Feng's mouth twitched, and he stroked his forehead: "Stop singing."

This is not some kind of sound transmission, and I don't know what magic the little guy has done, the voice directly echoed in my head.

Ouyang Feng felt his head hurt from the noise, so he couldn't help rubbing the space between his brows.

Carrot smiled and twisted embarrassedly.

"What nonsense," Ouyang Feng shook his head helplessly.

[Don’t eat carrots: Xiaofeng Xiaofeng, do you think there are a lot of weird people in the inn]

Ouyang Feng nodded, "It's a little strange."

The carrot made a zipper gesture on the side of his mouth [Don’t eat carrots: communicate with me with consciousness in your mind, try with your mouth closed]

Carrot guessed that after trying it for a long time, Ouyang Feng would definitely not be able to, so he took him to explain for a long time...

[Ouyang Feng: Like this? ]

"...", the school bully who knows how to speak will be blown away!Carrot feels that his IQ has been crushed by Xidu unconsciously again (╥﹏╥)