[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

Mao Fenfen feels that he has always been a pure man with good luck. His first half of his life was composed of countless monsters and ghosts and all kinds of praises. , I can see things that ordinary people can't see since I was a child.On the earth where the aura is getting thinner, it is still possible to break through the level of aura that ordinary people can't reach. It is a legend to enter the innate realm. Now there are no practitioners on the earth, so it is naturally impossible for him to reach it. Demons and ghosts are also weakened at the same time. Now, everything has tended to a balance.

Except for occasionally catching troublemakers and monsters, Mao Fenfen turned a blind eye to ordinary monsters. They have entered the modern economic society, and except for a few evil creatures, those monsters and ghosts are still very conservative. There is no need to waste effort for them, and there is no salary yet.

So Mao Fenfen lived a leisurely life of going to work occasionally, exorcising spirits and praying for blessings, and staying at home most of the time.

In fact, on the morning when the carrot brushed him back to life, he only expelled a female ghost who was huddled in the client's house and played scary every day. The female ghost seemed to have been practicing for some days, and he also spent a lot of effort to send her into reincarnation.It’s just that before leaving, the female ghost thief Xixi used all the grievances gathered to curse Mao Fen: You will be suppressed for a lifetime _(:з」∠)_

How much resentment can there be accumulated by scaring people over time?Mao Fenfen didn't care about it at all, but when the effect of the curse was imprinted on him, he became a little irritable. He thought he could expel it together, but the imprint stayed behind his ear like a birthmark.

Don't underestimate the grievances accumulated by rotten girls who can't see G (harmony) V, and can only pass the time by intimidating women and children. The empty, lonely and cold female ghost expresses that she wants to die.

This day, Mao Fen had a very bad temper. Every time he touched the extra spot behind his ear, he would feel irritable. He wanted to go home and play games to refresh his mood. Jin traveled through time and left.

If you want to talk about how it feels for Wang Jin to never stand up and suffer, do you gloat?No, before he had time to gloat, his eyebrows twitched wildly, thinking that he would be even more unlucky than Wang Jin.

The irritable Mao Fen Fen was revived by the carrot again, and the game can no longer be played happily. Thinking that if I can't cure a curse, can't I also cure you, a little fairy? ￣ヘ￣Mao Fenfen angrily grabbed the whisk and rushed over.

In fact, he didn't plan to kill carrots. Their business is now generally based on moral education and subjugation. Is the society civilized? We must live in harmony.

Who knew that this carrot was so cowardly, he was so frightened that he opened the teleportation array in the wrong way, and since then Mao Fenfen started his arduous journey of time travel, if he knew that he offended this carrot, he would be so unlucky. .....he will still do that (*/ω＼*)

The evil relationship between him and Hei Tuji seems to have started from the moment the female ghost cursed him. In fact, Mao Fenfen wants to say that Hei Tuji's various configurations are very cute, but Being oppressed by Tuji all the time as a "shou", Maofen is reluctant to show his love for Hei Tuji.

He is not a carrot, he is born with the attribute of receiving, but he is the proud son of the yin and yang world, a tall, rich, handsome and Taoist master!Even if you unknowingly bend later, the attribute of domineering attack is unshakable ￣ヘ￣How can I be pressured and stuffed every day and can’t get out of bed?

Mao Fenfen never gave up resistance, he was born with a violent temper, and he would fight directly when he disagreed with him. He could fight with Hei Tuji under the bed, but when he was pushed down, his momentum was cut in half.

How could he sit back and watch himself being crushed by a herbivore and unable to turn over?Mao Fenfen pointed his sword at the tip of Huang Gu's nose and said provocatively, "Again!"

On the second day, Mao Fenfen fell ill again, forget it, take a rest today and continue tomorrow!

Hei Tuji almost grinned and showed his front teeth in a smug smile, Xiao Mian, fight with me.

Carefully covering Daoist's quilt, Huang Gu stamped his daughter-in-law's forehead contentedly, and then happily went to the kitchen to cook supper. After sleeping until midnight, his daughter-in-law would wake up hungry.

"Rong'er, why aren't you sleeping?" Black Rabbit asked Huang Rong who was sneaking into the kitchen, wearing a pink lace apron that Master Dao had given him, and turning around with a spoon in his hand.

Huang Rong blinked and smiled guiltyly, "Father, let me make some supper."

"..." You have nothing to do in the middle of the night and came to the kitchen to play with electrical appliances. The black rabbit snarled the black wire and unplugged all the sockets of the microwave oven, rice cooker, and bread machine. The bread... "Ronger..."

"Father, I'm not hungry suddenly, you take your time," Huang Rong said as she took a walk and disappeared.

"This kid," Huang Gu shook his head slowly, and pressed a few times on the induction cooker.

It doesn't make sense, why was he still crushed to death by the rabbit when he got to his own home?Daoist couldn't figure it out, he tapped his phone with a spoon in his mouth to learn from Wang Nuannuan, "How can I overthrow a black-bellied little shou without fear of revenge?"

"Maomao," Huang Gu poked his head in from outside the house, "Have you finished eating?"

The hair was divided into black threads, and he grabbed the pillow and threw it towards the door. The black rabbit quickly closed the door, and opened the door to look at him after the pillow fell to the ground.

Mao Mao Mao Mao, can you stop calling me that, should I still call you brother Mo Yu, ah wow!

"Maomao," Huang Gu said with an innocent face, "Rong'er said she wanted to go shopping."

She has already bought two cabinets of clothes (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Master Dao rubbed his forehead, pointed at the rabbit, "Get out!"

The phone vibrated twice, Mao Fenfen grabbed it and cut it open.

Wang Nuannuan: "Hei Shou? That's not easy, just let him fall in love with you. Hei Shou is very active towards Xiao Gong."

Mao Fenfen was dissatisfied with this answer, so he typed a few more words, "Then what if he is already in love with me?"

The other side was silent for a while, and the reply almost made Mao Fenfen drop his phone in anger, "Are you talking about the black-bellied Gong? Press it. (spread hands)"

Mao Fenfen let out a breath and put the phone on the counter. It seemed that he had to think of another way.

Get Tuji drunk like Rong'er did last time?Let's not talk about whether the current black rabbit will be recruited, even if he is recruited, it is not a long-term solution, Mao Fenfen feels that compared to pressing the white rabbit, pushing down the black rabbit is really amazing!

Mao Fenfen opened the traffic, and typed in the browser: How can we overthrow the black-bellied attack?

_(:з」∠)_ Du Niang is full of messy things, all kinds of pure love novels, comics, pictures, and there is even a bee fun supplies store! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Mao Fen Fen scrolled down the page, and saw a question: How can I become a ghost///animal-belly black attack instead of fried hair Xiaobai shou?

There are 3 answers below:

1. Enthusiastic netizens answer the fastest

If the bangs on the forehead are loose and the black-rimmed glasses are worn, and the corners of the mouth are raised slightly, anthracene, it feels very good...

2. Enthusiastic netizens

You should wear glasses and keep calm at all times~~

3. Enthusiastic netizens

==#Do you think it is possible?

Mao Fenfen was thoughtful, touched his big light, and then touched his cheek, and began to think about the possibility of wearing a pair of glasses and pushing down the rabbit.

It’s not like a fetish in the ghost///animal glasses, how could it be so different (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Fried Mao Xiaobai Shou? Even if I suffer, it should be a high-cold temperament!

Mao Fenfen covered his face, threw away the phone, and got up from the bed humming.

"Maomao," the black rabbit came to open the door wearing an apron, and looked at Mao Fenfen who was changing clothes. There were still some traces left by him yesterday on Chiguo's body. The black rabbit saw that his daughter-in-law was about to be irritated, so he closed it obediently. Opening the door, leaning against the door and committing a nympho o(*////▽////*)o my daughter-in-law has such a good figure... Suck~

Master Dao hummed non-stop, took his wallet and went out the door.Holding a mop, the black rabbit who looked like a housewife looked at the door pitifully, with a look of an abandoned person///wife.

Damn man///wife, are those women in the management bureau blind? Everyone thinks that the black rabbit is such a docile and docile little shou. He was the one who died, okay?Master Dao looked at them with blood on his face, what does it mean to let Lao Tzu take good care of him, then who will take care of Lao Tzu? !Laozi’s chrysanthemum is still sad, =blood=

Master Dao kicked open the door of the scientific research room with a dark face, as if he had strained the muscles in his waist, he clutched his waist in pain and grinned.

"Yo, why are you so irritable? What's the matter?" Sister Yu, who was sitting on the computer chair, pushed the big red framed glasses on her face, and turned to look at the depressed Mao Fenfen.

"Have you finished all the things I asked you to study?" Mao Fenfen regained his aloof demeanor, looking straight at her with a pair of eyes shining with cold light.

Sister Yu rubbed her arms, shivered, and calmly pointed her mouth at the box next to her, complaining, "You want me to study these, don't you want to use it on your little shou?"

Daoist glanced at her coldly.

Sister Yu picked her fingers, and said with contempt for Mao Fenfen, "Scumbag!"

"..."

"Your little shou is so well-behaved and you still treat him like this, it's really scumbag," Sister Yu picked her nostrils and said, "Typical scumbag, be careful to be bitten by your rabbit, and condemn you on behalf of all the weak shou ￣ヘ￣ "

"..." Mao Fenfen picked up the box and asked, "How many performance points?"

Sister Yu's glasses were glinting, "One thousand, no, one thousand and two, at least give me some confidentiality fees."

Mao Fenfen shrugged, "I'll give you one thousand and five."

Sister Yu pushed her glasses, and the queen turned into a dog in an instant, "Lord, remember to come to me next time you have this kind of business!!!"

Mao Fenfen turned around and walked away calmly, leaving behind a cold and unrestrained back.

At the door, Mao Fenfen put down the slightly heavy box, and secretly rubbed his waist, what should I do if the QAQ was too intense last night, my waist was so sore that I couldn’t move it.

The black rabbit jerked over and lifted him up.

"..." Damn, why did this guy come here! ?

Huang Gu smiled shyly, and parted ways with Mao, "I was worried about you going out alone, so I followed." Shaking the box in his hand, Tuji was puzzled, "Maomao ordered something good, Why is it so heavy?"

"......go home!"

"Oh," Heituji's eyes flickered, and he followed obediently while holding the box.

The sister Yu in the office burst into tears, "QvQ is poor and cute, my sister is sorry for you."

In the evening, an unprecedented violent noise erupted in Daoist's room. Huang Rong stared blankly at the shaking door while clutching the ice cream, worried that the door would fall down in the next moment.

It was quiet inside for a while, Huang Rong covered her ears, (*/ω＼*) Oh, my father screamed so tiresome, I was ashamed o(*////▽////*)o

The mother's voice suddenly became very low and very...ghost///animal.

The next day, Huang Rong calmly went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast for the three of them, and found that her father was already there, and her neck and hands looked like they had been bitten by something (*/ω＼*)

Surprised, "Dad, why did you get up so early?"

Huang Gu was making porridge while rubbing his slightly panting waist, turned around and smiled at his daughter, "Your mother is tired and hungry now, I will take care of him and go to rest."

After grinding away half of the black rabbit's health bar and finally emptying his own blood bar, the Taoist curled up in the bed and slept soundly, with a tear of grievance hanging from the corner of his eye.

One hundred wounds to the enemy, eight hundred self-damages, he will never dare to die again QvQ!

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The long-overdue rabbit has been suppressed, please make up the discordant content by yourself (*/ω＼*) This chapter is risky, please calm down if it is locked

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