[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

Time passed quietly as Carrot ran to Ouyang Lingfeng's side every day to do daily martial arts tasks and various other tasks, large and small, randomly appeared on top of his father's head.

There is also the daily task of brushing Lan Jing, running to chat with the silly girl Lan Xiao who lives in the deserted courtyard, although he has no common language with Lan Xiao ==

"Silly girl, what are we talking about today?" Carrot sat on the steps of the deserted courtyard with his fingers pointed, beside the silly girl Lan Xiao, who was drooling, because talking with Lan Xiao for half an hour every day can get a generous reward , as long as the period is uninterrupted, it can be considered complete. As for the content, it is not important at all, even if the carrot teaches her to call 12345678, it will be fine.

Seeing the dazed and ignorant gaze of the silly girl, Carrot picks her nose and looks up at the sky, talking to the silly girl who doesn't understand anything every day, and feels so stupid, as if talking to herself, it's so stupid!

"Eat," the voice on the side was crisp and tender. Carrot turned his head to find that the silly girl put her fisted hand into her mouth desperately with her eyes open, and the saliva dripped out of her fist, but the little cherry The mouth is too small, the little fist is too big to fit in ==

So the saliva flowed like a flood, sticky and thick, flowing into the sleeve of the silly girl, and a few drops fell to the ground.

Carrot's face was tangled, and he wanted to tell the silly girl that fists were not tasty, or go directly to pull her hand away. Since there were too many viscous mosaics, Carrot pulled his mouth, and simply turned his face away to get out of sight.

His ears moved, and he seemed to be able to hear the sound of saliva dripping on the ground, and goose bumps came out all over his body.

On the ground, the little green tortoise crawled slowly, muttering and writing from time to time.

Waiting for the carrot to count the time, hoping that the task will be completed soon, the little turtle crawls slowly like a carrot.

After approaching, Carrot can hear the words muttered from the mouth of his pet turtle: "Slow slowly...slowly...don't rush...take your time, Take it easy......"

The corner of Carrot's mouth twitched. Out of the corner of his eye, she caught a glimpse of the silly girl rubbing her drool-filled fist against her clothes. She instantly turned into a bitter face. When she brought up the task board, she found that the countdown was still 10 minutes away. Carrot was chanting words and counting numbers.

Slowly...slowly...

The silly turtle slowly crawled from the left foot of the carrot to the right foot of the carrot, and the two eyeballs of the carrot also turned as it crawled. When it crawled from the right to the left again, the task reminder was finally completed.

Standing up suddenly, he overturned the little turtle's body on the ground. The simple turtle was not annoyed, its four short legs were dangling back and forth in the air, still muttering: "Take your time, don't rush... .”

The two held the little tortoise in their hands, and the carrots rushed out of the yard. When they left, they didn't forget to ask someone to remind Lan Jing: Your sister gnawed her paws like pig's trotters again!

The child ran away, and an old man carrying a food box appeared behind the silly girl. The old man looked at the direction where the carrot ran away and smiled slightly, shaking his head slowly, "Erni, it's time to eat."

Hearing her father's call, the silly girl raised her head blankly, opened her mouth and wanted to stuff her fist into her mouth.

The old man didn't dislike it either, and stopped the silly girl from gnawing her fist, and handed the food he brought to the silly girl.

"You child must be very hungry." The old man smiled lovingly and stroked his little daughter's head. "Ling Feng's son is kind-hearted. He is willing to come and talk with you, so you should spend more time with him." , this child is extremely intelligent, but his temperament has not yet settled down," the old man looked at the empty courtyard and sighed.

Remembering the first time he saw Ouyang Feng, he was calm and composed in the empty secret room, and he was not even a little bit panicked when he saw him. He was a talented child, and the old man did not expect to see Ouyang Feng again with his youngest daughter in a few days.

He hid in the dark and didn't go out to disturb them, and he didn't want to appear in front of Ouyang Feng again, even though in name he was actually his grandson.

Another sigh of regret, how can a person who refuses to recognize his son have a grandson.

It's just that the old man didn't expect that Ouyang Feng was still a chatterbox, and the boy who seemed quite calm for the first time could chat with the silly girl for a long time.

After all, he was still a child, and he shook his head amusingly. The old man had no idea that he actually had two identical grandchildren.

If this is the case, he should be worried again. He knows Ouyang Lingfeng's temperament best. With the lessons learned from the past, I am afraid that his grandchildren will be in trouble.

Unlucky grandchildren...

The only unlucky thing is the carrots!Ouyang Lingfeng was completely indifferent to Ouyang Feng and let himself go, but he began to be strict with carrots and strive for perfection. Obviously he was very satisfied with the talent of the eldest son, and he could tell at a glance that the little guy started to put on a straight face in order to gain momentum Pretending to be serious, Ouyang Lingfeng made a few points while being amused.

For example, in order to prevent people from seeing what you think in your heart, being stern-faced is a good way but not a cure for the symptoms, you have to disguise your silly and innocent little eyes.

Also, don't relax when no one is watching, or if someone accidentally sees you picking your nose and giggling, it won't kill you.

Carrot tossed about the backpack and found a human skin mask that occupied a grid inside. It was not very useful in the game, but it could help him hide all his expressions. I am very glad that I didn't tidy it up quickly. Deleted it while bagging, and smeared it on my face.

Wearing a human skin mask, the appearance remains the same, but you can make any stupid and cute expressions without being seen by others.Breathable and cool, completely stitched without gaps, it is simply a must-have artifact for home travel and murder and arson!

Point 32 likes, applause, clap clap for the smart and witty self!

Baby Carrot moved the human skin mask to the first row. =v= If you want to be stupid in the future, put on the mask as soon as possible. It will not affect the effect of installing 13 at all, and you can practice bluffing!

He now goes to his father's place every morning to practice martial arts and do tasks. In order to quickly upgrade and follow Ouyang Lingfeng's instructions, various physical punishments are staged in turn.

The White Camel Villa is located in the Western Regions, even if the oases around this area are grouped into large and small towns, even if the natural scenery of the villa is like spring all the year round, it can't block the scorching sun at noon.

(╥﹏╥) Dear dad, let’s have a discussion. Let’s plant more trees around the training ground. There is no place to enjoy the shade. The carrot feels like it’s about to be burnt on the outside and tender on the inside. , still smelling...

While my father was away, Carrot silently replenished himself with an ice silkworm. The basic milk replenishment skills in the game are now very cool to use =v=

Fortunately, he was smart enough to turn off the light effect of his skills, otherwise he would be caught as a goblin and beep beep beep——!

(ノ_＜) Although I was originally a goblin.

He has completely given up treatment for his extremely crappy useless black magic carrot, he doesn't want to go to the inkstone to make soy sauce carrots, and he doesn't want to be dragged by the little villain Ouyang Feng to rub his ass!

"brother"

Carrot squatted on horseback and stared dead fish-eyed at Ouyang Feng who was standing in front of him holding a small umbrella.

Ouyang Feng chuckled, his expression was quite gloating, in his previous life he was very envious of his elder brother who was able to get his father's attention and come to practice martial arts in the martial arts field.

Seeing now that Carrot's white and tender little face was tanned by the sun, she stared at herself with a blank expression, her lips were tightly pursed as if she didn't want to say more.

Ouyang Feng was happy again, the little guy's eyes were sad like that of an abandoned woman, and the knives were thrown one after another as if they didn't want money, Ouyang Feng didn't feel any pain or itching.

Ouyang family's unique family tradition?

Looking at the guards guarding outside the martial arts training ground, Ouyang Feng's eyes flickered coldly, and turned to carrots, which softened a little.

The little guy was made dark and thin by Ouyang Lingfeng who didn't know anything, and there were some sunburn marks on his face. Master Xidu was furious, and he always felt that the protection of his territory was taken away by outsiders However, he is unable to resist because of lack of self-protection.

No matter how other places in Xidu teach children the basic skills from scratch, although Zamabu can exercise the lower body, it is the next step. He didn't do this when he taught Ouyang Ke back then.

No wonder the big brother is so bitter and bitter now, no matter how great his talent and interest are, he has been worn away by the accumulation of basic skills!

Back then, his and his elder brother's chances changed after they obtained the Five Poisons Strange Sutra left by Jiang Taixu, a real person of Five Poisons, in the White Camel Valley. Ye, maybe I won't settle for the second best and create my own Hama Gong.

Ouyang Feng waited for the carrot practice to be over and took the little guy back to apply medicine, thinking about whether he needed to go to the White Camel Valley. You know, even if he was a master of nine yin, he still couldn't see the contents of the complete Five Poisons and Strange Classics, so he felt very Pity.

Now that the opportunity was in front of him, Ouyang Feng was very excited, but he also hesitated.

There are many strange insects and beasts in the White Camel Valley. If he hadn't been trapped in the valley and found the hermitage of Wudu Daoist by mistake, he and his brother might have died there.

It is absolutely impossible to find someone to help, Ouyang Feng does not trust anyone, especially Ouyang Lingfeng who holds the power of the villa now!

The only thing worthy of his trust in this life is... Glancing at his immature elder brother, Xi Du sighed. Now that he has regained Jiuyin, he has practiced to the second floor for the first time, and he can't take care of himself. How can he bring the same first contact? Wu Yi's elder brother went to the White Camel Valley for an adventure?

It's better to wait a little longer, at least until after the scroll of the Nine Yin Manual is completed.

Carrot doesn't know that as a poisonous brother who can both dps and breastfeed, well, he is a young version of poisonous brother, and he is positioned as a drag bottle by Xidu!

[Complete squatting, reward 500 cultivation, experience 1000, White Camel Villa reputation 1000, knights reach respect in White Camel Villa, and get the title "Little Master of the Villa"]

"...", he was originally the young owner of the villa, and he complained silently. Carrot found that all the tasks he received from Ouyang Lingfeng were given the prestige of the villa, while everyone else was given the prestige of the Western Regions. Carrot, who worked hard intermittently to clear the mission of Ouyang Lingfeng, finally brushed White Camel Villa to respect.

What's more pitiful is that his reputation in the Western Regions is still at the friendly level, which is still far behind. When he glanced at the prompt bar, his carrot eyes lit up, and he finally reached level 25!

Jianghu Guide reminds that between 25-35, knights can swipe the White Camel Valley or continue to complete tasks in the White Camel Villa. They can find someone to form a team or do it alone. To 25, now there is finally an upgrade shortcut, how could it be missed.

What's more, there is a chance to spawn the Five Poisons and Strange Art · Insect Control Thaumaturgy among the task rewards!

Although the name has become longer, Carrot knows that the thaumaturgy of controlling insects is used to summon the five poisonous cuties, o('w')o my turbulent snake, my melon, my fluffy... ..Finally it’s time to unlock the baby’s skills, what a chicken jelly!

"What's wrong, brother?" Ouyang Feng was caught by the carrot, stared at by the little guy's bright eyes, and the hairs on his back stood up.

clack.

Something fell to the ground, Ouyang Feng lowered his head, and found that the little tortoise raised by his brother was kicking his limbs and spinning around on the ground.

Slowly...slowly...don't rush...take your time, take your time...