[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

The problem is, Carrot doesn't know where his little pal is either.

"So I must be famous," Carrot nodded solemnly, "In this way Xiaofeng can get news of me and come to me!"

"..."

"..."

Lu Xiaofeng nudged his good friend with his elbow, then whispered into Hua Manlou's ear, "Is he not sick?"

Hua Manlou shook his head, quite helplessly, he didn't know how to get rid of the thought of carrot, ever since he heard that Lu Xiaofeng invited Ximen Chuuxue out, he felt a little uneasy, always felt that carrot was too excited.

"Ximen Chuuxue is very famous in Jianghu!" Carrot stared at Lu Xiaofeng with bright eyes, like a mouse seeing cheese, maybe Ximen Chuuxue is that piece of cheese? _(:з」∠)_Lu Xiaofeng was stared at all hairy, and nodded with the corner of his mouth twitching.

Carrot "I want to..."

"Carrot!" Hua Manlou frowned, "Ximen Chuuxue's sword will never return, and a contest with him is a battle of life and death."

Lu Xiaofeng was startled, "You want to challenge Ximen Chuuxue?!"

Carrot blinked and shook his head.

Lu Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief.

"The hype doesn't have to be based on decisive battles," Carrot complained, shaking his hands, "It's not good to fight too much. After Qiu Chuji was defeated by Dao Lord, he would go to him for sword competitions every once in a while. If he is as cute as Qiu Chuji what to do?"

Huamanlou "..." The ominous premonition enveloped my heart again

Lu Xiaofeng==Ximen Chuuxue wouldn't be so cheeky!

If Qiu Chuji knew what you said, he would stab you to death.

"So I plan to use Ximen Chuuxue to hype, and imitate Sikong Zhaixing (*￣︶￣)y"

"..."

"What?!" Lu Xiaofeng jumped up, "Like a monkey spirit? Stealing something from Ximen Chuuxue?"

Carrot said excitedly, "I'm going to steal Ximen Chuuxue's sword!"

Lu Xiaofeng sat down on the ground, looking a little funny.

"Cough cough cough..."

The teacup in Hua Manlou's hand shook, and her smile froze, "Actually, you don't need to steal his sword to become famous."

Lu Xiaofeng got up from the ground, "Well, Brother Hu, it's wrong to steal things, and stealing things doesn't necessarily make you famous."

"But he is the number one swordsman," Carrot said, "if you steal his sword, you will be famous."

"Actually, Lu Xiaofeng is also very famous in Jianghu," Hua Manlou reminded, changing the subject.

So do you want to use Lu Xiaofeng to hype it up?It's better than provoking the Sword God.

"Lu Xiaofeng is famous because he is a big carrot!" Carrot took a few steps away from Lu Xiaofeng, "He is a bad carrot infected with a disease."

Lu Xiaofeng touched his nose to agree to the previous sentence, and protested, "I'm not infected!"

Hua Manlou chuckled, "What about me? Although Qitong is not as famous as the two of them, people in the Jianghu know me more or less." This sentence is still too modest. The world has spread, not to mention that he has a gay friend who has made friends all over the world, and a wealthy family background of a local tyrant.

In any case, Huamanlou is always happy to be able to help her friends.

"But...but there are so many people who like you, and Xiaofeng will not be happy if you have an affair with you," Carrot struggled, thinking about how he was punished by the jealous Xiaofeng sauce in the last trip, he couldn't help shaking .

Seeing that he seemed to be afraid of that person named Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng secretly became suspicious.

"I only love Xiaofeng, and I can't be ambiguous with others!" Carrot said firmly, "So it's better to steal Ximen Chuuxue's sword to become famous!"

Lu Xiaofeng widened his eyes and choked on himself, "Could it be that Xiaofeng is still a beautiful woman?"

"How is it possible, Xiaofeng is a handsome guy!"

How good is Longyang?Lu Xiaofeng was stunned.

Hua Manlou didn't take it seriously, goblins are different from humans, aren't they male or female?I remember that the goblins in the wild history of the monsters and ghosts he watched when he was a child can change into whatever they want, not to mention...carrots have no gender, right?

"Don't you want Xiaofeng to help you solve the case?" Carrot tore off a crooked beard from Lu Xiaofeng's lips, "In order to find Xiaofeng quickly, help me attract Ximen Chuuxue (*￣︶￣)y"

"..."

Not to mention dispelling this idea, the carrot has become more determined!

Hua Manlou smiled brightly at Lu Xiaofeng: If you dare to agree, you will die.

Lu Xiaofeng wanted to cry but had no tears, he just wanted to find clues, why did this matter happen on the beach, Ximen Chuuxue is already in the city now!

How can we keep the two of them from meeting each other?It's very simple, as long as the carrot stays in Baihualou and doesn't go out!

It is impossible for Lu Xiaofeng to stay in Baihualou all the time, he has to go out to investigate the case, and it is impossible for Huamanlou to restrain his friends not to go out, so when Lu Xiaofeng meets Ximen Chuuxue who only wears a scabbard, the expression on his face As pretty as a summer smoothie.

"You, you, you... your sword!" Lu Xiaofeng panicked.

Ximen Chuuxue glanced at him indifferently, looked down at his scabbard, and said coldly, "Fly."

"Huh?" Lu Xiaofeng was dazed, his mouth was wide enough to swallow an egg, he instantly understood what Ximen Chuuxue meant, jumped up and said in disbelief, "You said it flew with its own legs?!"

Ximen Chuuxue nodded, and put away the scabbard carefully. His body was still as cold as usual, neither high nor low, and he didn't seem to have any signs of anger.

"You..." Are you not angry?

Pouring a glass of clear water with no expression on his face, Ximen Chuuxue put three jade pendants printed with the word "Feng" on the table, "This is the jade pendant left by the place where the Demon Gate passed by, and its color is beautiful."

Lu Xiaofeng grabbed the jade pendant and felt it carefully, with a serious expression on his face, "Wait, Ximen, I'll come as soon as I go!" After speaking, he jumped out of the window like a wind and flew towards Baihualou.

Ximen Chuixue's star-like eyes dimmed, and he touched the scabbard on the table "..."

Good job Lu Xiaofeng, you recruited the sword god here and left him alone, the narrow-minded sword god has already noted your half year's worth of beard!

On the other side, Carrot looked at the long sword with a black sheath flying in the air, and smiled at Hua Manlou who had sprinkled water all over the floor, "Look, Qitong, the sword has come running by itself."

Hua Manlou was helpless, "Luobo, return the sword quickly, a swordsman's sword cannot be taken casually."

Carrot had an innocent face, "I didn't take it. Ximen Chuuxue took good care of this sword. If someone can touch it, it can produce a sword spirit. I want to find Xiaofeng, and it's been so many days." Carrot muttered Dao, went to get the paper and pen, scribbled a few words, and said with satisfaction, "This will definitely make you famous!"

Hua Manlou couldn't laugh or cry at Carrot, who wanted to be famous and crazy, but since this little fairy was crying so pitifully under the quilt every night these days, he could only slow down his tone and persuade, "I have sent a message to let A few friends helped to find Xiaofeng, don't worry, there are many ways to become famous, why bother to confront Ximen Chuuxue?"

"But this is the easiest way," Carrot handed the paper to Huamanlou.

Isn't the easiest way to spread rumors? _(:з」∠)_

[Ximen Chuuxue: Your beloved sword is in my hand now, if you want to redeem it, just...] Si La, Hua ManLou accidentally tore the paper, and the carrot was silent.

"Sorry," Hua Manlou apologized, "This paper is too thin."

"(*￣︶￣)y is fine, I will write again!"

"..."

"Hu!~ Radish!~~~Bu!......." before anyone arrived, the sound came first, Lu Xiaofeng flew over quickly, and yelled loudly when approaching Baihualou, the big red cloak flipped over, Lu Xiaofeng slammed on the brakes, pointed his nose at the sharp black sheath sword, limped and rolled on the ground with his left foot, and then lay on his back without moving.

The people in the city pointed at the red cloak that quickly disappeared into the Baihua Building and whispered to each other, and even burst into laughter after seeing Lu Xiaofeng's distressed appearance rolled into the Baihua Building. (:з」∠)_.

The next day, following everyone else's advice, it didn't take long for news that Lu Daxia had gone crazy.

Uncle Roadside Stall: What?All the way, Lu Xiaofeng affectionately called carrots and rolled into Baihualou?

Restaurant boy: what?Lu Xiaofeng ran wildly in the city all the way, and then yelled carrots and rolled into Baihualou?

Brothel Songfang: What? !Lu Xiaofeng ran naked in the city, shouting carrots while running, and finally ran into Baihualou and forced to beep—— Huamanlou? !

......

"What's the matter with you?" Carrot squatted down, poked Lu Xiaofeng who was lying still, and asked with his head tilted.

Lu Xiaofeng blinked, jumped up, grabbed the carrot and shook it frantically: "You really stole Ximen's sword, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Little Chickie hopped wildly, pointing to the black sheath long sword floating in the air... ..

floating in the air...

"..."QAQ

"Lu Xiaofeng? Lu Xiaoji? Lu Dandan?" Carrot patted his cheek, the beardless Lu Xiaofeng put on a stupefied expression which was super cute, baby face, he hadn't noticed it before!

"It's floating..." Lu Xiaofeng waved the carrot in a trance, pointing at the black scabbard sword, "It's floating ahhh!"

"Cough," Hua Manlou coughed softly, "Calm down."

"..." QAQ Why is Qitong so calm (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Ximen Fuxue's sword beep——was up!

Carrot rubbed the back of his head and saw that Hua Manlou's expression was helpless, and he turned into a carrot with a bang.

o(≧v≦)o Then obediently floated into the empty teacup prepared by Huamanlou and squatted down.

Σ(っ°Д°;) っΣ(っ°Д°;) っΣ(っ°Д°;) っ! ! ! "..."

...This is the dividing line between the goblin conquering the world and Lu Xiaofeng's three views being destroyed...

"Since you are a vegetable spirit who loves peace," Lu Xiaofeng twitched the corner of his mouth, "should you return Ximen's sword?" Pointing to A Piao's black sheath sword.

"I'm waiting for Ximen Chuixue to redeem the sword," Luo Luo said innocently.

_|￣|○No, carrot, shall we discuss it carefully? "He'll poke you into carrot slices."

"What comes out is mashed radish," Carrot covered his face.

Looking at the flickering crow's sheath floating in the air, Lu Xiaofeng suddenly felt... very tired (╥﹏╥)

On the other side, Ximen Chuuxue returned to the inn and was about to return to his room, but saw the door next door was open, and looked over indifferently, "Have you found the person you were looking for?"

The man turned around, his profound facial features were extremely handsome, those sharp eyes were looking softly at the turtle crawling slowly on the ground, "Well, I roughly know where he is."

Ximen Chuuxue remained silent, and cast a questioning look: Why didn't you look for it?

The man smiled, "Let's get rid of the trouble first, I don't want him to roll gold with me."

Ximen Chuuxue didn't ask any more questions, and there seemed to be anticipation in his eyes, "After the matter is done, I just want a fight!"

The man shook his head amusedly, "It will take at least three months for my skills to recover after the incident is completed."

Ximen Chuuxue nodded, turned and went back to his room.

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