[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

Carrot is a carrot spirit named Carrot, who was supposed to be a very clever little fairy, but she didn't know anything about magic and Taoism.

He really hasn't practiced Dao seriously. If you ask him where his cultivation base came from, Carrot can swear to the sky that it definitely comes from a serious way!As a vegetable spirit who loves peace and does not fight against the world, Carrot has never done anything harmful to nature.

It used to be a wild radish in the deep mountains, growing in the mud. Once a fairy and her husband ran away from home and ran all the way to this barren mountain.Her tears fell on the head of the radish with green leaves, so the radish had its own wisdom.After the husband and wife reconciled, they saw that Luo Bo became sane by their chance, so they kindly transformed him into a human form.

Thus Carrot was born. With the advent of modernization, the spiritual energy in the world has become thinner, and many immortals who have attained the Tao have left here in another secret realm.Without the guidance of his master, radish couldn't go to the fairyland, so he had to integrate into the world with the help of other goblins. Due to his special constitution, he didn't know the spells taught by the goblins at all, and he only learned a few tricks of fairy art from the land.

What Carrot House likes to do most at home is to play games. In the era of information explosion in the 21st century, the newly born pure Carrot settled down with the help of other peaceful goblins, and quickly became obsessed with the computer. Indulging in it and unable to extricate himself, he became one of the many otaku.

He was born for a special reason. Naturally, he doesn't need to eat and drink like a normal person, and sometimes he will eat small snacks, which does not affect the growth of vitality in his body.He can even sit in front of the computer for days and nights without sleep, Carrot occasionally thinks, maybe give him a computer, he can use it as his wife for the rest of his life.

When I fell in love with Jiansan, Carrot was still a very pure otaku. Occasionally, I would imagine that Shuiluoluo could marry her as a wife when she had her own consciousness. Passers-by, under the leadership of those rotten girls in the gang, carrots were quickly assimilated.From then on, he knew that chrysanthemum was not just a kind of flower, cucumber was not a kind of vegetable, and there were all kinds of specialties in picking up soap. Even the big eggplant, he couldn't bear to look directly at it.

In fact, he is also a carrot with ambition, no matter how soft and short his appearance is, and no matter how useless his spells are, at least carrot has successfully established itself in the competitive world of online games.

Carrot is the kind of useless wood in reality, the cool and domineering "big god" in the game, raising a lot of trumpets can not only support the expenses of the big ones, but also make a small profit.Of course, Carrot will occasionally do some wretched things to spawn people's resurrection points.

No, it’s been a long time since I’ve been swiping for resurrection, so I’ve been punished. I saw the little pure-yang loli on the screen being slapped to death by his last scorpion heart and hundred feet. A wicked smile appeared on the corner of Carrot’s mouth: “Small, Tell you to grab my boss and see if I can't kill you."

After a while, the lamb stopped bleating, guessing that the other party might not be in front of the computer, Carrot curled his lips lazily, and muttered: "It's boring, forget it, and go to the copy."

Just as he was about to operate the game character to move around, a gloomy voice came from behind him, causing Carrot to fall off the chair in fright.

"Have you brushed enough?" The young Taoist priest in a blue Taoist robe was standing behind him with a gloomy face, his dark eyes were burning with raging fire.

"Dao... Taoist priest...", it turned out to be a living Taoist priest, why did the living Taoist priest appear in my house?

The Taoist leader pulled out his fly whisk, pointed at the carrot sitting on the ground, and said angrily: "Bold little monster, dare to use the trumpet of the Taoist master, have you thought about how to die?"

"..." Carrot stared closely at Fuchen who was pointing at the tip of his nose, his two eyeballs were fighting together, and cold sweat dripped down the back of his head slowly.

Small... trumpet?Cautiously turned his head to look at the lying sheep on the screen, stiffened for a moment, and turned his head around.

Carrot pointed at his nose and flinched, "I, that..." The corner of his mouth twitched, and he pointed at the computer tremblingly.

The young Taoist priest raised his sword eyebrows, his face still angry: "Tell me, how do you want to die?"

Carrot was stunned, never thought that he would provoke a Taoist priest who collects demons, Taoist priest, I was wrong, I will never be cheap again, can qaq let me go.I promise I won't tell anyone that you play a transvestite, and I will never tell anyone that you are a big pervert who likes to keep little loli in captivity!

Seeing that Fu Chen was about to chop his head off, Luo Luo was stunned. He tried to turn back into Luo Luo and escape, but the Taoist leader seemed to have noticed his strangeness and chased him all the way.

Rolled over, grabbed the phone and turned it on in a hurry. When I saw the page of the novel, I didn’t have time to think about it. I didn’t even have time to close the background. Carrot directly pressed to the main page to open a teleportation port. This is the latest teleportation device given to him by Master Cabbage. As long as the energy in the body is consumed, he can be teleported to the Baijia, the base camp of the vegetable essences, and once the teleportation port is opened, he can slip back!

"Where to escape!" Daoist shouted angrily and grabbed the carrot by the back collar, the phone was swung away and flew towards the computer, and then...

A bright light flashed, "Bang——"

It exploded, and in the dusty room, except for the weird and intact computer that displayed the words "system fusion...", the other two disappeared.

[An exception occurred on the host, rebinding...The binding was successful. ]

[Affected by an unknown program, the initial system upgrade is in progress... The integration of new elements is completed. I wish you a happy game. ]

Carrot woke up on the bed, jumped up as soon as he opened his eyes, looked around chatteringly, and found that the Taoist priest was gone, Carrot gave a slight sigh of relief.

Stiff, Carrot blinked, something seemed wrong?

He is now in an antique room, the sheets under his buttocks are very luxurious, with a thick layer, he touched it foolishly, no matter how thick the floor is, the feel is not as good as his own Simmons.

[The system is recovering, and now the environment is detected...]

The cold voice of the electronic voice sounded in his mind, and the carrot rolled back in shock.

With a muffled bang, Carrot covered the back of his head where he hit it, and there were two lines of teardrops hanging down, it hurt so much.

[The recovery is successful, the soul binding is successful, Xiaodian No. [-] is at your service. ]

Silently raised his head and stared at the ceiling in a daze, Carrot sniffed, slowly stretched out his hand, and poked the game interface floating in the air.

[Ding—the character is being retrieved... Your character "Don't Eat Carrots" has been found, do you want to overwrite the binding? ]

Two yes/no buttons appeared on the interface, and after blinking, Carrot pressed Yes.

[overwriting please wait...]

This is the game interface of Sword III?Carrot opened his backpack with a blank face, and found that the medicine and equipment that had been placed in it before the dungeon was done, and some messy things, such as red copper and pig legs.Cover your face, the pork leg was given by an NPC who did a task yesterday.There is also a bronze treasure box given by the proprietress of the teahouse, which can be opened to exchange for chivalrous value or other items.

Waiting for the system to be overwritten successfully, Carrot saw the enchanting and domineering poisonous brother on the small screen, and smiled.He thinks he has already guessed whether he is time-traveling, or time-traveling with game skills.

As a senior nerd, Carrot has visited both qd and *, and of course he is familiar with the game system that has become popular in recent years.In the past, he also yearned for being able to learn advanced spells, but because of his special physique, he couldn't learn like normal fairies at all. Although he was not desperate, disappointment was inevitable.

What he misses the most in modern times is his "wife" - the computer. Although he is a bit disappointed that he will never see the group of bastards in the gang again, it can't hide the good mood of Luobo.Playing computer also wants to find his own sense of existence in the virtual world, because in reality he is a good-for-nothing who "has no special skills, only cuteness".Now being hit by the big pie of the game system, Carrot sucked in his saliva, a wretched smile appeared on his cute and cute face, and he couldn't find his way happily.In my mind, I imagined that I would crush all knights in the future, and then play Huangtu Baye, and then... Wow Kaka Kaka.

Click on the character column in the skill column of the backpack column one by one, study and study, touch here and there, Carrot's two cute big eyes sparkle excitedly.

[Ding——The character level is too low, and the whole body equipment is withdrawn. ]

There is nothing more joyful than sorrow...

[Ding——The character level is too low, and the skills are locked. ]

Maintaining the posture of opening his mouth, the cute and cute Carrot looked at Brother Du with all his equipment shuffled back into his backpack, all the skills in the skill bar were dimmed, and even the baby and mount bars were locked.

My Wang Yunzhao! —— Erkang hands, I don't!don't go.

Then the sexy and domineering poisonous brother was wearing a coarse linen suit, slowly shrunk, his stalwart chest muscles gradually disappeared, and his stature gradually became shorter...

"Why is this happening!" Carrot exclaimed in surprise, and then covered her mouth. It was a soft, waxy voice, and the soft, coquettish voice instantly petrified Carrot.

His eyes widened, Carrot looked directly at his tender and round little hand, rolled his eyes and fell backwards.

boom--

After a loud noise, the child who was standing in the room just now disappeared.

The knock on the door came from the maid who came to wake the eldest son to get up, but there was no answer after knocking for a long time.Tilting her head, with a slightly puzzled look on her face, the maid gently pushed the door open and walked in.

"Eldest Young Master?" The maid cautiously walked into the room to visit, but there was no one inside. She was startled, and immediately ran out of the house, shouting as she ran, "It's not good, Eldest Young Master also ran away from home!"

It was chaotic outside, and everyone was in a hurry. No one knew that on the messy bed in the house, there was an orange-red pocket-sized carrot looming under the sheets. There were two small orange-red hands and big juicy eyes on the carrot. Now he was spinning around in circles, looking dazed and dazed.

After turning around for a while, Carrot's big eye circles turned slower and slower. When the people outside were noisy and busy looking for "the eldest son who ran away from home", Carrot blinked, and there were two small lines in Shui Lingling's eyes. Tears were hanging from the corners of the eyes.

After turning around in a circle, the carrot struggled to float up, and the two little orange hands waved to stabilize his body.This is the only ability he has to maintain the appearance of a carrot. You must know that the original form of a carrot has no legs. You can’t imagine how weird a carrot with legs would be. Carrot has never thought about why he has no legs in his original form. Such a boring question.

Just like a person can walk on his own, when he maintains the shape of a carrot, he can float around at will, but he can't do this when he becomes a human.

The green leaves on the head moved, and found that someone was coming this way, and the carrots fluttered back to the bed in a panic.