Export Comes True [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

"Brother Yao, since when did you, like me, have the ability to make things come true? There are also fetal movements hahahahahahahahahaha."

Wang Lianhua raised her eyebrows.

Exports come true?

Huang Yaoshi said with a dark face, "You'd better find a way to solve it for me."

The little girl was aggrieved: "What does it have to do with me? I didn't make you pregnant."

"Do you still remember what you said to me before?" Huang Yaoshi sneered, his phoenix eyes stained with tiny anger.

Ling Dang recalled the phrase "It would be great if Brother Yao could have children", and pinched the little bell tied to the bag with a guilty conscience.

"However, I didn't mention Wang Lianhua—it seems that she didn't make it out of nothing. Think about it carefully, did you eat something, touch something, or carry something similar on your body?"

the same thing...

The three of them looked at the river in unison.

After all, if the fragrance of peach blossoms on Peach Blossom Island had the effect of making people pregnant, Huang Yaoshi would have given birth to a camp.

Bell: "Well, how do you feel physically?"

Huang Yaoshi: "Some abdominal pain, but nothing serious."

Prince Wang glanced back and forth between Huang Yaoshi and Ling Dang, and suddenly stroked his lower abdomen, forcing out a maternal radiance: "Ah, child, I feel my child is kicking me~"

Bell felt a toothache.

This is too embarrassing.

Be taught, be taught.

"You guys take a break, I'll come as soon as I go."

Bell picked up Qinggong and went back to the river, emptied the water bag, filled it with river water, and made a mark on it with an ink pen.

When they returned to their side, they found that Huang Yaoshi and Wang Lianhua's faces were a little pale.

"Wait a minute, I'll look through the medical books."

No matter how good her medical skills are, a ten-year-old child has never learned how to treat pregnant women.

——Now I have to sharpen my guns.

"Come on, let me take a look... the needle for dystocia... no... no... ah, I found it! Prosperous blood and weak qi are anti-abortion! Relieve Hegu first, and mend Sanyin intersection later."

The bell pressed Wang Lianhua's shoulder: "Come on, lie down, I'll try the needle."

Wang Lianhua: "...Wait, why did you use me to test the needle?"

Ling Dang spoiled her face: "Stupid boy, what are you talking about, would you leave your enemies alone and use your relatives and friends to test the needle?"

Press hard and push it to Prince Wang.

"Don't worry." The little girl gently touched his belly, as if touching an egg, "My acupuncture skills are very good, and I have fully recognized the acupoints."

Wang Lianhua twitched the corner of her mouth.

"It looks to me like you're trying to pierce an egg with a needle."

Regardless of the young girl's age, her needles are indeed very accurate. If it is said to pierce the acupoints, it will never pierce the flesh next to the acupoints.

"You guys rest for a while. I'll go ahead to see if there is anyone else. This strange thing should not be a special case."

Ling Dang thought for a while, and it was not safe to leave two men with big bellies and silver needles on their bodies in the wilderness.

Shout the listening out of the pet cabin.

"Huang Yaoshi, this is listening to the five poisonous beasts. Don't look at her small size, she can smash through a stone wall with her head. And she just hides in your sleeve, so that she can protect you by surprise."

Huang Yaoshi nodded: "You can go at ease."

Lingyin threw herself into his sleeve, poking out her little head from the sleeve.

"Cuckoo!"

I will protect him!

Ling Dang pulled out the judge pen, the imperial pen flew, saw a cottage in front of him, and went down to ask a family.

"Is there anything weird about the water in the river?" The woman who was asked smiled heartily, "You mean the Zimu River. We are in the Xiliang women's country, and there are no men in the country. Those who want to have children should drink the water of the Zimu River. , a baby girl will be born in three days.”

Ling Dang: "Then may I know if there is a pharmacy nearby? I'll go grab two sets of abortion pills."

The woman smiled again: "Abortion drugs can't be removed. The fetus brought by the mother-child river is the flesh and blood of fetal gas. I heard that it is not the same as a normal pregnancy."

Bell frowned: "Can it only be born?"

If it didn't work, she just let them abort.

Woman: "Go south from here and find a mountain called Jieyang Mountain. There is a broken hole in the mountain, and there is a fetal spring in the hole. If you want to lose fetal gas, you can only drink the water in that well." .”

Ling Dang thanked her and went back to find Huang Yaoshi and Wang Lianhua.

"Hey, are you going to give birth or kill it? You only need to be pregnant for three days, and it will be very fast."

Huang Yaoshi rolled his eyelids: "Even though I'm deviant, I never thought of conceiving a child with a man's body."

The prince wiped his face, and in the blink of an eye, he turned into a princess, even her breasts were bulging.

Xuan Ran wanted to cry: "My baby's father doesn't want children anymore. I'm a married woman. It's not easy to remarry with a baby. Please... please give me the spring water where I was born."

The little girl smiled sweetly: "Who is the child's father?"

Miss Wang looked at Huang Yaoshi tearfully.

Huang Yaoshi raised his jade flute, and just started a tune, "biu——", a rare broken sound.

He covered his belly with one hand, his face extremely ugly.

Wang Lianhua laughed so hard that she lost her temper in the end.

The bell twisted away the needles on Huang Yaoshi's acupoints, put his hands on his back and injected internal energy for conditioning, and said earnestly: "You are pregnant, you should take a good rest and don't get angry."

Huang Yaoshi glared at him, piercing the little girl with all his might, his complexion suddenly changed, and his cheeks contracted in pain.

"It's all said, don't get angry, it will make you angry. Be calm, be calm."

Huang Yaoshi: I'm sorry, I can't calm down when I see the schadenfreude hidden in your eyes.

"cough."

For the sake of his good friend, Ling Dang decided to turn his back on him for the time being.

Turning to look at Wang Lianhua, she... Bah, he is jumping down from the tree, trying to abort the fetus manually.

"I asked the locals. Ordinary abortion pills can't remove it, let alone you want to use it to cause a miscarriage. It is said that the gas in your stomach is fetal gas. How did a ball of gas form flesh and blood? It's strange. In short Don't make any fuss, although I'm not a good person, but it's because of me that you swallowed the Zimu River water by mistake, and I will definitely help you bring the Luotai Spring back together."

Wang Lianhua winked at her: "Then I will wait for the little girl's spring water."

Ling Dang took the two of them to the village, borrowed a family to settle down, and left a few golden leaves for accommodation. That family was a young girl, Yan Yan said with a smile that she would definitely take good care of them.

"I always feel wrong."

Bell murmured softly, decided to trust her intuition, and secretly stuffed Huang Yaoshi with a hidden weapon like a machine for self-defense, telling him to be careful, not to eat any tea and snacks from Yiying, and left just now.

After about a cup of tea, the woman came in and bowed her body: "Miss Wang, do you want to eat something? I've just finished stewing a chicken in the pot, and the chicken leg is getting fat."

Wang Lianhua: "Chicken legs? Then I can't refuse. I love chicken legs the most in my life."

The woman couldn't tell that Wang Lianhua was talking nonsense with her eyes open, contempt flashed in her eyes, but she brought the chicken legs very quickly.

The color of the chicken leg was stewed really nicely, and the shiny oil covered it, which made your index finger move.

Wang Lianhua took out her own knife, cleaned it, picked out a small piece of chicken, put it in her mouth and chewed it, her mouth was full of fat, and the meat was full of rich soup.

After swallowing it, he was not stingy with his praise: "It's delicious, Ma'am, your craftsmanship is worthy of everyone's praise."

The woman is very proud.

Seeing his happy expression, he rolled his eyes and leaned close to him affectionately: "Little lady, that Huang Lang, who are you?"

Wang Lianhua smiled shyly, as soft as sweet-scented osmanthus cake: "That's my husband. That child is our daughter."

Wang Lianhua now made up a story about how he was the most beautiful peony in Luoyang City back then. Huang Sheng fell in love with her at the first sight at the Luoyang Flower Fair and came to propose marriage. He hates that all men in the world are unlucky, and he only gave birth to a daughter for him. He was dissatisfied and spoke sarcasticly to him all day long.

The woman scorned: "So you are still shy to him."

Miss Wang said to her in a dreamy tone: "You don't understand, marry a chicken as a chicken and marry a dog as a dog. Huang Lang was not like this before, he was just fascinated by ghosts for a while."

"You are too cowardly, man, that root is useful. Since he made you sad, why not give up that handsome man to me, I will have a good night, and I will find a way to vent your anger the next day."

"Out of anger?" Miss Wang carefully pinched the corner of her clothes, flapping her eyelashes lightly, "What's out of anger?"

"Except for the peddler from across the river, there are very few men in our country, and the queen doesn't allow us to use the peddler. Your family is lucky. If you meet my family, if you change one, maybe the whole family will pounce on him to play with him. "

"Yeah." Miss Wang covered her mouth, "What if my husband refuses?"

"No? If you don't, then cut off the meat to make a sachet, and often wear it around your waist." The woman snorted and laughed: "He betrayed you, if you can be ruthless, my sister will make you a sachet too, okay? "

Wang Lianhua narrowed her eyes and smiled, sweetly said: "Okay~"

"Since he is unkind, I have no choice but to be unjust~ This man, I will give it up to my sister, but I have a merciless request."

Wang Lianhua asked the woman to help him fetch a few water sacs of mother-in-law river water, and the woman readily agreed.

Ling Dang met a boy who was not much different from her age in Luotaiquan.

The boy was clambering on the mouth of the well with arms like snow lotus roots, not knowing what he was doing.

Seeing him turning back, Ling Ding saw that it was her, with joy on her face, when she approached, water vapor and lotus fragrance rushed into her nostrils.

Boy: "What a coincidence, I can see you here."

Bell was at a loss: "You are..."

The boy's expression changed, and he jumped three feet high: "You forgot me?!"

"Should I remember you?"

The boy widened his eyes, snorted, turned his head and flew into the sky, broke through the clouds, and the sun was dim, illuminating the gold bracelet on his wrist and the fire wheels on his feet.

"Strange person." Bell was confused.

When I approached Luotaiquan, I found a piece of multicolored drawing paper floating in the well. When I fished it up, I saw a few villains, one with a human head and a snake body, one with a sword on its back, and one with a sword pinned to its waist. It's a mess, I don't know what the frame is, the last one, the hair accessory is the same as hers, and it also has a bell.

——I don't know what kind of magical substance it is, but it didn't turn into a puddle when it fell into the water, and the paper didn't get wet.

The inexplicable boy was lying on the mouth of the well just now, probably trying to catch this stuff.

Ling Dang put the drawing paper on the ground casually, filled a bucket full of fetal spring and went back.