Export Comes True [Comprehensive Martial Arts]
Chapter 3 Tanhualang
Lin Shiyin, with a name like Yangchun Baixue, and a person like Yangchun Baixue.
Dried pickles and pheasant necks are not suitable to be placed in front of her. A dish of tofu boiled with mustard must be said to be "the pear cloud slowly locks the lotus curtain". Time and day, "Jiazi day and material, Bingzi day grinding, Wuzi day reconciliation, Gengzi day incense making, Renzi day seal bag storage", eating is to bite small mouthfuls, the tip of the tongue melts, swallow gently, play colorful The butterfly flutters in small steps, walking through drunkenness, lightly holding the small fan.
Even crying now is like weeping dew from pandan...
and many more……
cry? !
Ling Dang raised his eyebrows horizontally, as if adding water to a frying pan and frying it.
"Shiyin, who bullied you! I'll take care of him!"
"Bell?"
Lin Shiyin tucked the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief, and smiled on Bilihua's pale face.
"How did you come?"
"I'm here to find Li Xunhuan..."
Seeing that Lin Shiyin was in a bad mood, Ling Dang thought for a moment: "Brother Xun Huan has an accident."
Lin Shiyin forced a smile.
"Cousin...he's fine, I'm not feeling well these days..."
The servant girl next to her was filled with righteous indignation and said, "It's nothing. Master Biao has been in the brothel for half a month, and he is about to get married. How can my lady behave like this?"
Lin Shiyin stood up in shock: "Xia Yun!"
"Miss, you can't hide any longer. Today is your birthday. Usually, my cousin is busy and always rushes back to spend time with you, but today I don't even see a shadow of him. I don't know which sister he will be in her arms." Let's eat."
Lin Shiyin's eyes turned red, she pinched the handkerchief, and the embroidered plum blossoms crumpled in her palm.
"What shall I do?"
She had a high-pitched voice and straightened her spine, as if she lost for no reason when she softened.
"The legs are on his body, can I tie him up with a rope? Then his heart can still fly over. Or should I go and cry with him and beg? Let him be the king and grandson Hua Niang inside and outside the building, pointing and whispering." , laughing and mocking!"
"I go!"
The bell slapped the table, turned over and jumped out from the window sill, with the toes on the window lattice first, and then flew out of the wall by the unblooming plum branches in the courtyard.
The plum branches trembled up and down, the drops of water left by the rain that had stopped before a stick of incense shook off the leaf tips, and Lin Shiyin's blocking "bell" just came out.
"Xia Yun!"
Lin Shiyin was angry and annoyed, and suddenly covered her mouth with a handkerchief and coughed, her pale face turned sickly red.
There is only one brothel in Baoding City, and the sky is bright and sunny, Ling Dang broke in without saying a word, but was stopped by the old bustard who happened to be in the lobby.
"Hey, little girl, this is not the place for you to come."
The old bustard Xiangpa flicked in front of the bell, and the bell sneezed several times.
The scent of the flowers was too mixed, but it covered up the aroma of the flowers, and mixed into a strange smell, like a mixture of stewed meat, salted fish, and edamame.
Bell wrinkled his nose, and cut the old bustard's neck with a small knife in his backhand.
A scream pierced the sky.
"Tsk!"
Bell jumped onto the table, clipped the old bustard's hands backwards, and just avoided the big fist of the turtle slave, a few small silver needles flew out of her hand, stuck into the holes of the turtle slaves, making them unable to move.
"It's just broken skin, and the blood hasn't been drained yet. You shouted so loudly, are you planning to call your soul?"
She curled her lips, and pressed the knife in, and the powder on the old bustard's neck was all piled up on the knife.
"Let me ask you, Xiao Li Tanhua, where are you?"
Feeling the cold light against her skin, the old bustard didn't dare to shake, for fear that the little evil star would slip her hand and stab her in the neck.
"In, in Wumei Pavilion."
As soon as the bell was released, she flipped to the ground, the bustard staggered, her body jumped forward, her chin hit the table, and tears burst from the corners of her eyes.
The little girl lifted her chin.
"lead the way."
In broad daylight, there was no melodious sound in the brothel, and the girls seemed to be catching up on sleep. At first glance, it was magnificent, quiet and solemn, no different from the pavilions of wealthy people.
As for the reason why the bustard is not resting in the house...
Bell saw a delicious rabbit head on the table, a small spoon and a small bowl were placed on the table, and the inside was white and tender semi-liquid.
—Should it be a rabbit brain?
Ling Ding knows that some people like to eat the brains of animals, such as pig brains, monkey brains, sheep brains, cow brains... they can be roasted, braised, or eaten raw. I never thought there would be one here.
A few bowls of sauces were put aside, pure yellow crab sauce, dark green mustard sauce, a few slices of rabbit meat, as thin as paper, stacked on a blue flower plate, a pot of small wine, a few wine glasses, filled with golden liquid in it.
Really enjoyed it.
Then I caught a glimpse of a turtle slave whose collar was wet, so I knew it wasn't exclusive to the bustard.
Ling Dang picked up the jug, and poured a jug of good wine on the blade, washing away the vermilion powder and returning it to its original appearance.
Gui Nu's heart throbbed.
That wine is worth [-] Wen, not [-] Wen for a jug of wine, but [-] Wen for a liter of wine!
He didn't even finish a cup!
Because of the difference in force value, everyone dared not speak out.
Bell glanced at him.
"Pig brains impair a man's yang path, and he can't do things when he's in the house, especially after drinking. I'm afraid there's no difference between rabbit brains."
She said confidently, "I'm saving you!"
Gui Nu thought to himself: Who are you fooling, everyone eats like that, why haven’t I heard that eating the brains of animals can make intercourse.
The mouth is respectful.
"Thank you, little heroine, for your reminder."
"Do not believe?"
Bell threw the jug back on the table.
"believe it or not."
She didn't have the benevolence of fellow doctors, and she was willing to say something for Sun Simiao's sake.
Anyway, not being able to have intercourse is not impotence forever, it doesn’t get in the way, less intercourse is good for the body and mind.
Bell tore off a corner of the tablecloth and wiped the blade clean, and examined it carefully. The word "乐" engraved on the handle opened its teeth and claws, and the gold powder shone in the light, showing its presence.
Should be tasteless?
She put the knife in front of her nose and sniffed lightly, only the smell of wine was left, and she couldn't smell the pungent rouge powder of the old bustard.
"Now Lele won't be angry!"
After the little girl finished speaking in a low voice, she put the knife back into its sheath.
head sideways.
"Alright, let's lead the way!"
The bustard leads the way.
Pass through the lobby, walk through the corridor, there are trees on the side of the path to block out the sun, and the rockery and caves are exquisite and very secluded.
"Tanhua Lang ordered our Rao Rao to accompany her. Rao Rao is the most beautiful in our building. She always lives alone in a big courtyard, so that the guests can enjoy it with warmth and fragrance."
The old bustard introduced, with a slightly complacent expression on his face.
The bell didn't make a sound, and the old bustard didn't want to make a sound, so she didn't make a sound, and only said softly when she was outside the door of the wing room: "Xiao Li Tanhua is inside."
The windows are hidden under the shade of greenery, and the room is filled with music and music, and Luo Qiying's sweet voice is faintly heard, and the intoxicating laughter seems to have catkins tickling the heart, clouds and trees look at each other, and thousands of flowers compete for fragrance.
What a joy!
The bell provoked a smile that made the madam terrified.
boom--
With a kick, the door opened wide.
The bustard breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, fortunately, the door is made of square wood, worthless, worthless.
I didn't dare to stay longer, so I left quickly.
The melody stopped abruptly.
From time to time, Jiao'e exclaimed.
Bell walked in swaggeringly, glanced at the man at the table who still smelled of alcohol, walked around the room, crossed his legs, sat on the window sill, and looked at him with his legs dangling.
Hua Niang took a look, blushing and lowering her eyes.
Ah, why is this little girl dressed so presumptuously? From the top of the boots to the middle of the thighs, she is naked, except for a few pieces of purple and black fabric hanging down. When the wind blows, you can see her thin legs. The skin is snow-white.
Just...even if you are young, you can't...you can't show your whole calf!
Ling Dang smiled, "Are you really carefree?"
The man had already clasped a small knife between his fingers, but when he saw it was a bell, the corner of his mouth curved slightly.
"The bell."
The emerald green eyes meet the scenery of the lake and the mountains, fine lines appear in the corners of the eyes, and in an instant, the cool breeze arrives.
He put the knife on the table.
Thin and light, the back of the knife is as wide as a finger, and the blade is as thin as a thread.
Who would have thought that the seemingly ordinary knife is actually the "Little Li Flying Knife" that frightens the world.
The little girl is not afraid.
She didn't even respond to Li Xun Huan's call, she turned her head, and with her fingers deftly picked out an ingot of gold from her purse, and threw it on Hua Niang's lyre.
"How many days has he been here? How many hours a day? How many prostitutes did he visit? What did he do?"
This question really made Li Xunhuan a little embarrassed, his happy little friend would always be embarrassed and at a loss if he wanted to know his romantic history.
Li Xun Huan picked up the wine glass, his lips were stained with wine, to hide his unease.
Hua Niang and several other dancers and singers looked at the bell in shock.
Little girl, do you know who is in front of you!Romantic Swordsman!It's time to explore the flowers!Although he is not in the court now, there are still legends about him in the court, "A family of seven Jinshi, father and son three Tanhua".
Even if he later resigned and went to the rivers and lakes, the emperor did not make things difficult for him.
"not enough?"
The bell struck another ingot of gold.
The singing girl was a little moved, but because of Xiao Li's fame, she didn't dare to open her mouth.
"He has been in the building for half a month. He stayed from Yinzheng to Zizheng every day. He didn't recruit anyone. He was a few sisters every day. He never did anything unruly. He just sat there and ate a glass of wine. , listen to us playing the piano and singing."
The singing girl looked at Hua Niang in surprise, then quickly glanced at Li Xun Huan, but did not make a sound.
Hua Niang lowered her eyes and asked calmly, "Is it enough?"
Bell raised his hand as a gesture of invitation.
Hua Niang picked up the gold and pressed down on her soft waist. The belt was so thin that it seemed to break her waist.
She lowered her eyebrows and lowered her eyes, and then walked away gracefully.
The singer and dancer followed closely behind.
Not long after, Ling Dang and Li Xun Huan first heard someone gasp, and then someone asked, "Sister Rao, are you afraid of offending Tan Hua Lang?"
The voice was extremely low.
But after all, he is not from the rivers and lakes, and he doesn't know how to use the ear power of a first-class expert to capture all their voices.
The little girl flicked her hair and laughed silently.
The flower girl also lowered her voice.
"Tanhualang?"
She snorted.
"Who doesn't know Tanhualang's temperament, he can't be more gentle and generous, how can he care about a small person like me."
Dried pickles and pheasant necks are not suitable to be placed in front of her. A dish of tofu boiled with mustard must be said to be "the pear cloud slowly locks the lotus curtain". Time and day, "Jiazi day and material, Bingzi day grinding, Wuzi day reconciliation, Gengzi day incense making, Renzi day seal bag storage", eating is to bite small mouthfuls, the tip of the tongue melts, swallow gently, play colorful The butterfly flutters in small steps, walking through drunkenness, lightly holding the small fan.
Even crying now is like weeping dew from pandan...
and many more……
cry? !
Ling Dang raised his eyebrows horizontally, as if adding water to a frying pan and frying it.
"Shiyin, who bullied you! I'll take care of him!"
"Bell?"
Lin Shiyin tucked the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief, and smiled on Bilihua's pale face.
"How did you come?"
"I'm here to find Li Xunhuan..."
Seeing that Lin Shiyin was in a bad mood, Ling Dang thought for a moment: "Brother Xun Huan has an accident."
Lin Shiyin forced a smile.
"Cousin...he's fine, I'm not feeling well these days..."
The servant girl next to her was filled with righteous indignation and said, "It's nothing. Master Biao has been in the brothel for half a month, and he is about to get married. How can my lady behave like this?"
Lin Shiyin stood up in shock: "Xia Yun!"
"Miss, you can't hide any longer. Today is your birthday. Usually, my cousin is busy and always rushes back to spend time with you, but today I don't even see a shadow of him. I don't know which sister he will be in her arms." Let's eat."
Lin Shiyin's eyes turned red, she pinched the handkerchief, and the embroidered plum blossoms crumpled in her palm.
"What shall I do?"
She had a high-pitched voice and straightened her spine, as if she lost for no reason when she softened.
"The legs are on his body, can I tie him up with a rope? Then his heart can still fly over. Or should I go and cry with him and beg? Let him be the king and grandson Hua Niang inside and outside the building, pointing and whispering." , laughing and mocking!"
"I go!"
The bell slapped the table, turned over and jumped out from the window sill, with the toes on the window lattice first, and then flew out of the wall by the unblooming plum branches in the courtyard.
The plum branches trembled up and down, the drops of water left by the rain that had stopped before a stick of incense shook off the leaf tips, and Lin Shiyin's blocking "bell" just came out.
"Xia Yun!"
Lin Shiyin was angry and annoyed, and suddenly covered her mouth with a handkerchief and coughed, her pale face turned sickly red.
There is only one brothel in Baoding City, and the sky is bright and sunny, Ling Dang broke in without saying a word, but was stopped by the old bustard who happened to be in the lobby.
"Hey, little girl, this is not the place for you to come."
The old bustard Xiangpa flicked in front of the bell, and the bell sneezed several times.
The scent of the flowers was too mixed, but it covered up the aroma of the flowers, and mixed into a strange smell, like a mixture of stewed meat, salted fish, and edamame.
Bell wrinkled his nose, and cut the old bustard's neck with a small knife in his backhand.
A scream pierced the sky.
"Tsk!"
Bell jumped onto the table, clipped the old bustard's hands backwards, and just avoided the big fist of the turtle slave, a few small silver needles flew out of her hand, stuck into the holes of the turtle slaves, making them unable to move.
"It's just broken skin, and the blood hasn't been drained yet. You shouted so loudly, are you planning to call your soul?"
She curled her lips, and pressed the knife in, and the powder on the old bustard's neck was all piled up on the knife.
"Let me ask you, Xiao Li Tanhua, where are you?"
Feeling the cold light against her skin, the old bustard didn't dare to shake, for fear that the little evil star would slip her hand and stab her in the neck.
"In, in Wumei Pavilion."
As soon as the bell was released, she flipped to the ground, the bustard staggered, her body jumped forward, her chin hit the table, and tears burst from the corners of her eyes.
The little girl lifted her chin.
"lead the way."
In broad daylight, there was no melodious sound in the brothel, and the girls seemed to be catching up on sleep. At first glance, it was magnificent, quiet and solemn, no different from the pavilions of wealthy people.
As for the reason why the bustard is not resting in the house...
Bell saw a delicious rabbit head on the table, a small spoon and a small bowl were placed on the table, and the inside was white and tender semi-liquid.
—Should it be a rabbit brain?
Ling Ding knows that some people like to eat the brains of animals, such as pig brains, monkey brains, sheep brains, cow brains... they can be roasted, braised, or eaten raw. I never thought there would be one here.
A few bowls of sauces were put aside, pure yellow crab sauce, dark green mustard sauce, a few slices of rabbit meat, as thin as paper, stacked on a blue flower plate, a pot of small wine, a few wine glasses, filled with golden liquid in it.
Really enjoyed it.
Then I caught a glimpse of a turtle slave whose collar was wet, so I knew it wasn't exclusive to the bustard.
Ling Dang picked up the jug, and poured a jug of good wine on the blade, washing away the vermilion powder and returning it to its original appearance.
Gui Nu's heart throbbed.
That wine is worth [-] Wen, not [-] Wen for a jug of wine, but [-] Wen for a liter of wine!
He didn't even finish a cup!
Because of the difference in force value, everyone dared not speak out.
Bell glanced at him.
"Pig brains impair a man's yang path, and he can't do things when he's in the house, especially after drinking. I'm afraid there's no difference between rabbit brains."
She said confidently, "I'm saving you!"
Gui Nu thought to himself: Who are you fooling, everyone eats like that, why haven’t I heard that eating the brains of animals can make intercourse.
The mouth is respectful.
"Thank you, little heroine, for your reminder."
"Do not believe?"
Bell threw the jug back on the table.
"believe it or not."
She didn't have the benevolence of fellow doctors, and she was willing to say something for Sun Simiao's sake.
Anyway, not being able to have intercourse is not impotence forever, it doesn’t get in the way, less intercourse is good for the body and mind.
Bell tore off a corner of the tablecloth and wiped the blade clean, and examined it carefully. The word "乐" engraved on the handle opened its teeth and claws, and the gold powder shone in the light, showing its presence.
Should be tasteless?
She put the knife in front of her nose and sniffed lightly, only the smell of wine was left, and she couldn't smell the pungent rouge powder of the old bustard.
"Now Lele won't be angry!"
After the little girl finished speaking in a low voice, she put the knife back into its sheath.
head sideways.
"Alright, let's lead the way!"
The bustard leads the way.
Pass through the lobby, walk through the corridor, there are trees on the side of the path to block out the sun, and the rockery and caves are exquisite and very secluded.
"Tanhua Lang ordered our Rao Rao to accompany her. Rao Rao is the most beautiful in our building. She always lives alone in a big courtyard, so that the guests can enjoy it with warmth and fragrance."
The old bustard introduced, with a slightly complacent expression on his face.
The bell didn't make a sound, and the old bustard didn't want to make a sound, so she didn't make a sound, and only said softly when she was outside the door of the wing room: "Xiao Li Tanhua is inside."
The windows are hidden under the shade of greenery, and the room is filled with music and music, and Luo Qiying's sweet voice is faintly heard, and the intoxicating laughter seems to have catkins tickling the heart, clouds and trees look at each other, and thousands of flowers compete for fragrance.
What a joy!
The bell provoked a smile that made the madam terrified.
boom--
With a kick, the door opened wide.
The bustard breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, fortunately, the door is made of square wood, worthless, worthless.
I didn't dare to stay longer, so I left quickly.
The melody stopped abruptly.
From time to time, Jiao'e exclaimed.
Bell walked in swaggeringly, glanced at the man at the table who still smelled of alcohol, walked around the room, crossed his legs, sat on the window sill, and looked at him with his legs dangling.
Hua Niang took a look, blushing and lowering her eyes.
Ah, why is this little girl dressed so presumptuously? From the top of the boots to the middle of the thighs, she is naked, except for a few pieces of purple and black fabric hanging down. When the wind blows, you can see her thin legs. The skin is snow-white.
Just...even if you are young, you can't...you can't show your whole calf!
Ling Dang smiled, "Are you really carefree?"
The man had already clasped a small knife between his fingers, but when he saw it was a bell, the corner of his mouth curved slightly.
"The bell."
The emerald green eyes meet the scenery of the lake and the mountains, fine lines appear in the corners of the eyes, and in an instant, the cool breeze arrives.
He put the knife on the table.
Thin and light, the back of the knife is as wide as a finger, and the blade is as thin as a thread.
Who would have thought that the seemingly ordinary knife is actually the "Little Li Flying Knife" that frightens the world.
The little girl is not afraid.
She didn't even respond to Li Xun Huan's call, she turned her head, and with her fingers deftly picked out an ingot of gold from her purse, and threw it on Hua Niang's lyre.
"How many days has he been here? How many hours a day? How many prostitutes did he visit? What did he do?"
This question really made Li Xunhuan a little embarrassed, his happy little friend would always be embarrassed and at a loss if he wanted to know his romantic history.
Li Xun Huan picked up the wine glass, his lips were stained with wine, to hide his unease.
Hua Niang and several other dancers and singers looked at the bell in shock.
Little girl, do you know who is in front of you!Romantic Swordsman!It's time to explore the flowers!Although he is not in the court now, there are still legends about him in the court, "A family of seven Jinshi, father and son three Tanhua".
Even if he later resigned and went to the rivers and lakes, the emperor did not make things difficult for him.
"not enough?"
The bell struck another ingot of gold.
The singing girl was a little moved, but because of Xiao Li's fame, she didn't dare to open her mouth.
"He has been in the building for half a month. He stayed from Yinzheng to Zizheng every day. He didn't recruit anyone. He was a few sisters every day. He never did anything unruly. He just sat there and ate a glass of wine. , listen to us playing the piano and singing."
The singing girl looked at Hua Niang in surprise, then quickly glanced at Li Xun Huan, but did not make a sound.
Hua Niang lowered her eyes and asked calmly, "Is it enough?"
Bell raised his hand as a gesture of invitation.
Hua Niang picked up the gold and pressed down on her soft waist. The belt was so thin that it seemed to break her waist.
She lowered her eyebrows and lowered her eyes, and then walked away gracefully.
The singer and dancer followed closely behind.
Not long after, Ling Dang and Li Xun Huan first heard someone gasp, and then someone asked, "Sister Rao, are you afraid of offending Tan Hua Lang?"
The voice was extremely low.
But after all, he is not from the rivers and lakes, and he doesn't know how to use the ear power of a first-class expert to capture all their voices.
The little girl flicked her hair and laughed silently.
The flower girl also lowered her voice.
"Tanhualang?"
She snorted.
"Who doesn't know Tanhualang's temperament, he can't be more gentle and generous, how can he care about a small person like me."
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