Export Comes True [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

After going out from the water curtain cave, it is the world of Tang Dynasty.

Tang Wule rummaged through his memories, only to pull out the name of this place from a corner.

"Longyuanze Water Curtain Cave in Chengdu."

Tang Wule asked: "Are we going back in a carriage?"

"No, I'll show you something fun."

Ling Dang dragged Tang Wule to the merchant who sold weapons, and bought a Dian Cang pen with a split nib.

Tang Wule snatched it back, stroked its soft hairs, and when he let go, his hands were covered with white hairs.

"Tsk, such a low-quality weapon... Are you short of money? Are you afraid that half of it will lose all its hair?"

"Of course this isn't for fighting."

The little girl took back the pen, twirled it flexibly in her hand, and lifted it up to sweep Tang Wule's face.

"It has other uses."

Tang Wule quickly leaned back and couldn't help laughing.

"What's the use? Is it for tickling? Hahahahahaha, don't scratch my waist!"

"Slightly slightly slightly—hey! Don't tickle me!"

Make a fuss.

By the time they parted, the fork-pointing pen had been honorably sacrificed and became a bald pen.

"Ah! My pen! I just bought it and haven't used it. You pay for it!"

Fragments of light and shadow floated in the little girl's eyes, and when she smiled, the light and shadow moved.

Even if she raised her head first and didn't care about it, but she smiled so cutely, who would be willing to argue with her.

Tang Wule was reluctant.

He spent six gold and bought back an identical pen, even the position of the fork on the top was exactly the same.

——The relationship between Tang Wule and Ling Dang is so strange. When both of them are upset, they will be ruthless, and when they get along with each other on weekdays, they will be indulged as if they have no temper.

Ling Dang was satisfied, and immediately performed a show for Tang Wule, what is "flying with the imperial pen".

Rush up to the clouds to embrace the sky, drill into the bottom of the river to pick up pebbles, taste the fruits of the cliffs, and enjoy the scenery of the streets and alleys.

Go all the way to Tangmen.

Although Feiyuan is good, it is a machine after all.Although lightness kung fu is high, it will not last long.It's as fun as flying with magic objects.

Tang Wule almost immediately guessed the reason why the little girl led the thunder into her body.

"During the thunderstorm, did you fly up to touch the thunder and lightning in the sky?"

"Yes, nothing at all."

Ling Dang raised his hand to look at the palm, there had been lightning there, and there was not even a scar left.

"It's too random."

Tang Wule muttered.

"I thought that the introduction of lightning into the body would be when you meditate on the peak, and countless thunderbolts hit your body, and your body is surrounded by brilliance to complete the introduction of lightning into the body."

As a result, just touch it to complete the excitation?

Not domineering and brilliant at all.

The little girl rolled her eyes.

"Ray comes!"

boom -

There was a thunderbolt, the lightning flashed and the thunder rumbled, and the Wanjun thunder roared, enveloping the two children.

After the thunder light dissipated, one looked radiant, with electric arcs dancing on his skin.The other...was turned into charcoal, and only his eyes were bright.

"hahahahahahahahahahahaha--"

Ling Dang pointed at Tang Wule's afro, laughing so hard that he almost fell off his pen.

"Tang Nao Nao!"

Tang Wule grinds his back molars.

He wasn't injured, the lightning just passed through his body and was drawn into Bell's body as much as possible.But the image is not very good.

Bell pressed his hair.

"I'll help you straighten out... poof!"

The little girl squatted down holding her belly.

"No, I'm sorry, give me a little more time hahaha-"

When he returned to Tangmen, Tang Wule's hairstyle was still upturned, and he looked like a big black cat with fried hair.

Ling Dang originally wanted to use the export to make it come true, but was stopped by Tang Wule.

"No, I have never failed to do anything! Relying on your ability is yours, not mine!"

Tang Wule stubbornly wore his messy hair, raised his head and walked into the territory of the Tang Sect. Along the way, he saw their disciples of the Tang Sect, who were at first sluggish, and then all at once, or bowed their heads or looked up at the sky, or pretended to be doing something. .

Little Overlord, dare not laugh, dare not laugh.

At the fork in the road.

Bell: "You really don't need my help?"

"No need, it's just hair!"

Tang Wule, who was pulling his hair out, said so.

"Okay then, I'm leaving!"

After bouncing around for a few steps, Ling Dang turned around.

"By the way, there is something to remind you."

"what?"

"If you continue to squeeze, you will be bald."

"..."

Ling Dang went back to the outer disciple and told him to make the hidden weapons mentioned earlier, and asked him to make them into styles such as hairpin rings that would not be easy to be vigilant about.

After a few days, get the finished product.

Tang Wule came over.

Bell looked at him: "Yo, that's right, the hair is back."

"Of course it's just hair."

Tang Wule threw over a judge's pen.

Bell: "Hey, this handicraft...you made it? Or do you use raccoon fur?"

"Yes, I will compensate you."

Bell caressed the polished and smooth barrel of the pen, tied it around his waist with his backhand, and said with a smile: "I also said before that I have a gift for you, let's go!"

Just as the two left, a disciple of the Tang Sect rushed in.

"Where's that bastard Tang Wule?!"

The outer disciples were surprised.

"He just left, what made you so angry?"

Looking at this posture, he wouldn't even believe that this person wasn't looking for Tang Wule to single out.

"He plucked my baby's tail hair!"

Tang Sect disciple raised his raccoon with a distressed face. It was a lively and cute little guy, but now it is huddled in the owner's arms, and its eyes are dim. The original fluffy tail is completely gone, leaving only a little loose fluff cover.

"my present."

Tang Wule's palm was up as a matter of course, Ling Dang patted his palm with a smile, Tang Wule didn't suffer, and immediately patted it back.

Crackling, like frying beans, and the clapping made the palms turn red before giving up.

Bell took out the water bag containing the woman's spring, Tang Wule opened it in front of her, and sniffed it.

"What kind of water is this? It smells like ordinary spring water to me."

"That's spring water."

Tang Wule looked at her quietly. Since it was said to be a gift, it was impossible to fool him with a bag of spring water, so Tang Wule waited for Bell's explanation.

"But it's not ordinary spring water, it... has a special effect."

Bell didn't wait for Tang Wule's reaction, tapped his acupoints, squeezed his mouth open, and fed it.

"You'll know what it does when you try it!"

Touching his throat, Tang Wule swallowed the spring water uncontrollably.

He felt a change in his body.

For example, a certain organ is missing.

There are not many above, he is a nine-year-old child who has turned into a nine-year-old girl, and it's not because he took hormones, how could he have a childlike face and big | breasts.

After unlocking the acupoints, Tang Wule didn't get angry because of it, he fumbled on his body very calmly.

"Interesting! It really turned into a female body!"

Tang Wule grasped Ling Dang's hand.

"I have a bold idea!"

"Actually, I also have..."

Bell bit his ear and said something in a low voice, Tang Wule nodded repeatedly, his eyes rolling.

If there are people from the Tang Sect, seeing Tang Wule's appearance, the alarm bell will ring in his heart, and he must be vigilant at twelve o'clock a day——

Xiaobawang must be playing tricks again!

"The Demon King Combination, move out!"

Little Demon Star and Little Overlord clapped their hands and split up.

After a while, outraged voices rang out from all over the Tangjiabao.

"Tang Bell!"

"Tang Wule!"

"Change me back quickly!!!"

Ling Dang and Tang Wule met at the door of the Tang Sect's secret room in Nether Abyss, and they both laughed loudly when they saw each other's disheveled appearance.

Feeding spring water is not difficult, just find a reason to invite tea or drink.The hard part is how to run away after they transform.

There is no pressure for them to get rid of those of the same generation, but it is not for the fourth elder of the Tang Sect.

They ran almost desperately to escape.

Enough laughing, Tang Wule rubbed her belly and asked her, "Can you recover?"

"Of course!"

The bell showed her neat little white teeth.

"But you'll have to drink from another spring."

Tang Wule smirked: "Three months?"

Ling Dang understood what he meant, pointed her finger at her chin, and also smiled maliciously: "It's been half a year, everyone is so familiar, it's embarrassing not to give double the pleasure."

"Makes sense!"

High five, reach a consensus!

Ling Dang stayed in Tangmen for a long time, until December [-]th, the day when Li Xunhuan and Lin Shiyin got married, then she took Tang Wule, called Shangfaner, and left Tangmen for Baoding.

"Shiyin!"

Like a gust of wind, the little girl opened the door and ran in, wandering around the bride.

Clapping: "It looks good!"

Lin Shiyin pursed her lips and smiled: "Ling Dang'er came early, the time for getting married is dusk, and it hasn't arrived yet."

The little girl put her hips on her hips and yelled confidently: "I am Shiyin's natal family, of course I have to come earlier to support Shiyin!"

Tilting his head and thinking about it, he nodded vigorously.

"That's right, if Li Xun Huan dares to bully you, I'll beat him!"

"Okay, Bell will support me."

Lin Shiyin picked up a piece of lard residue, and the little girl crawled along the pole, opening her mouth: "Ah——"

The lard residue is deep-fried with soft fat meat, which smells fragrant, and it is crispy and crispy when you bite it off.

The bell hit his mouth: "It's delicious!"

Lin Shiyin ate a piece herself.

She usually does not touch fat.

Her maid smiled and explained to the little girl: "It takes a lot of things to get married, preparations from morning to night, facial opening, makeup, cleansing... It takes a long time for a young lady to eat, and lard dregs are easy to fill her stomach. Take the sedan chair with you to soothe your empty stomach."

Lin Shiyin frowned, seeing Ling Dang looking over, she nodded helplessly.

No matter how careful the pastry is eaten, crumbs will easily fall off, Lin Shiyin does not allow herself to dirty the sedan chair or wedding dress.As for the fruits...they are all juicy, and it is inconvenient to change clothes when the heavy Fengguan Xiapei is pressed down.

Fortunately, this is only one day in a lifetime, for the sake of her cousin, Lin Shiyin is willing to swallow fat.

"Marriage is so troublesome~"

The little girl dragged out a long ending sound softly.

"I don't want to get married in the future."

Lin Shiyin nodded the little girl's nose, "Children, when you grow up, you won't think so."

"I don't like it when you say that."

Bell raised his head, his face full of seriousness.

"I'm a child, but what makes a child talk nonsense for a while?"

Lin Shiyin was taken aback for a moment, and considered her words: "You are indeed too young, I will listen to you for everything else, but you don't understand love after all, if you meet the right person, you will know that you want to be with him forever Together."