[Comprehensive martial arts] Be the leader's wife in Heimuya

The bathtub in the room has been carried away by the boys, and the wet floor in the inner room behind the screen has also been cleaned up.

After changing his clothes, Dongfang Bubai with loose long hair sat in the carved chair at the head of the front hall, crossed his legs, and looked at the well-behaved and innocent customer Ci sitting in the chair next to him with a half-smile.

The ferret, which was violently scrubbed by the customer, stood on the table and handed Dongfang Bubai a cup of tea just brewed by the maid: "Master, drink tea!"

The fur on the ferret's body was only brushed against the hair twice by the customer Ci with a cotton cloth. At this time, it was fluffing funny pinch by pinch, and its black eyes were full of cuteness.

Dongfang Bubai paused for a moment, suppressing the absurd feeling in his heart because of seeing a fluffy thing speaking human words, he raised his hand to press his temple, but turned a corner to take the tea offered by the ferret.

Customer Ci looked at Dongfang Bubai holding the teacup in a daze with some amusement, got up and walked over to take the creaking teacup out of Dongfang Bubai's hand, held Dongfang Bubai's hand gently Rubbing and comforting: "Don't be afraid."

Dongfang Bubai raised his eyelids and glanced at Customer Ci inexplicably: "I am afraid of you?"

Then he glanced at the obedient ferret squatting on the table, and sneered, "Are you still afraid of such a little thing?"

Without taking his hand out of Customer Ci's hand, Dongfang Bubai frowned slowly, and said in a calm voice: "Customer Ci, I don't care what you are, or what kind of mountain monster this mink is, but..."

"Next time if I see him staying in the room where the two of us are, you two will get out together!"

Customer Ci coughed dryly, never expecting that the point of Dongfang Bubai is not the origin of their identities.But in the possibility that ferrets, who understand humans and can talk, have seen their intimacy.

But Customer Ci's reaction was not unpleasant, and he immediately knelt down and held Dongfang Bubai's hand and solemnly swore: "Madam, don't worry, I will kick this little bastard who hinders our intimacy out of the main courtyard and go out to study, and I will definitely not Disturb our husband and wife life."

When Customer Ci said this, Dongfang Bubai remembered all the scenes he had with Customer Ci before, even when the two were flirting in the Black Wood Cliff Hall, Dongfang Bubai saw the ferret hiding in the corner , but at the time I thought it was just a small thing, and I didn't care about it, but now I know...

Dongfang Bubai closed his eyes, the veins on his forehead twitched, and said sharply: "You two, stand on the porch for me, you are not allowed to have dinner today!"

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One person and one mink were kicked out of the room, and they walked to the corridor and stood still. After a long while, they all sighed.

The sunlight outside was a bit dazzling, customer Ci squinted her eyes, turned her back to the yard and sat cross-legged, stretched out her hand and patted the side.

The ferret looked at Customer Ci warily: "What are you doing?"

"Sit down, let's have a chat." Customer Ci rested her right elbow on her knee, raised her hand to support her cheek, and stared sideways at the white ferret in the sun.

"Taking advantage of me again, who are you and me..." The ferret muttered and looked at Customer Ci several times with suspicious eyes, picked the sunniest place next to Customer Ci, and first imitated the wild cat next door. The water-throwing motion of the whole mink frantically flicked, and during the period, it deliberately moved towards the direction of the customer's kindness.

The coat that customer Ci just changed was thrown by the ferret again, and he tried to reach out with a black face: "I think it's better to help you shake it clean?"

"It's done, it's done!" The ferret hurriedly sat down next to Customer Ci, imitating Customer Ci's appearance and sitting down with its back facing the sun. The man's movements tried to pull the two short legs over with his hands, and said proudly, "Okay, tell me."

The customer Ci was about to speak, but the ferret preempted it as if he had thought of something: "The grease is all in that little package! I didn't take it for myself!"

The customer smiled and said: "You are a single ferret, what are you doing with that? Hair beauty?"

The ferret was choked, and its mouth puckered, but knowing that this man is unforgiving and mean, why should he do it!

Holding her legs and trying to maintain a cross-legged posture, the ferret whispered: "Then why are you looking for me? Your wife is soft and hot, so you know me..."

"My background should be revealed." Customer Ci said suddenly.

The ferret's thoughts stopped abruptly, and she suddenly raised her head to look at Customer Ci: "So fast?!"

As a result, in the next second, he met the customer's kind and understanding eyes.

The ferret's long whiskers twitched.

Customer Ci chuckled, his back was warmed by the sun, which made him sigh lazily, straightened his body and stretched his muscles and bones: "You know who I am."

The ferret lowered its head and said nothing, its little head almost buried in the fluffy fur on its chest.

"Dongfang Bubai, Yaoyue, Ye Gucheng...these three people are lonely, alone, and far away, each occupying the extreme." Customer Cilan said lazily, narrating in an unhurried tone, "Actually, Dongfang was not at the beginning. Not your best choice, because in the system database, Dongfang, who likes men, has a significantly higher probability of accepting me than Ye Gucheng, while Heimuya is just feared by the world, far from being isolated from the world. "

"But you still used Blackwood Cliff to attract my attention, and tried to persuade me to let me leave the crowded town and go to Blackwood Cliff the first time I came to this world."

Seeing that the ferret's head was buried lower and lower, the customer raised his hand and snored backwards to snort the fur on the ferret's back, making the ferret that had fluffed its fur soft and turned into a mess again, "because in In your calculations, I'm only safe if I stay out of town."

"And after I arrived at Heimuya, which was obviously quite deserted, you started to beat around the bush again, trying to persuade me to choose another candidate. Yaoyue, who was also in the Central Plains, was excluded by you at this time. Why?"

The ferret's little hands shook each other, hesitated for a moment and whispered: "The Yihua Palace is full of women... Although the data didn't tell me, I always feel that you don't really like wearing women's clothes that much... Well, maybe Except when you flirt with the Eastern Hierarch."

The customer paused when he squeezed the back of the ferret's neck, then raised his hand and rubbed the ferret's small head: "I don't have a big brain, I think a lot."

Customer Ci's women's clothing is so proficient, in the final analysis, because he was too weak when he first entered the main god's space, he was almost killed in the first copy space by someone who was also a tasker.

Since then, before he rebuilt his body with the points of clearing the dungeon, the thin and slender customer Ci has been paralyzing the taskers of the same dungeon by shrinking his bones and pretending to be a girl. The largest titmouse.

At that time, Customer Ci was not the great demon king with first-rate force today, all he had was an exquisite mind and a delicate face that could make a man's heart soften and care for him.

He hides his edge like the most beautiful flower with a soft posture, and uses everything around him that can keep him alive.

And after Kuan Ci reshaped his body and was truly reborn, he never touched women's clothing even once.

Ferret wasn't surprised at the time when customer Ci wore women's clothing with that spoof.Because for Customer Ci, the real women's dressing up, makeup and combing hair is to expose the hardships of Customer Ci when he was weak and exposed to the sun.

Even if the pain is no longer there, the scabs that have not fallen off the wound will remind the customer of Ci's unbearable and despicable methods.

So only Ferret knew how shocked he was when he saw the customer's kind woman dressed as a sword dance on the flower boat in Yangzhou City. It was at that moment that Ferret first understood what the Eastern Invincibility meant to customer kindness. wearing something.

——In order to make Dongfang Bubai face up to his inner demons, Kuang Ci was willing to tear open his scars to shed the most dazzling drops of blood.

On the night when the lights of Yangzhou City were shining brightly, the ferret lying beside Dongfang Bubai understood better than anyone else how deep and magnificent confession this sword dance by Customer Ci represented.

"I should have asked you to go directly to Feixian Island." The ferret said suddenly, "Ye Gucheng is a swordsman, and he is also an ambitious person who is burdened with responsibilities.

Feixian Island is far away overseas, and people in the Central Plains will not have the opportunity to discover your identity, let alone catch your skills or physical defects.You may become close friends with Ye Gucheng, and talk about swordsmanship together.

You can slowly recuperate and recover your strength in this world, and you can... still be the incomparably powerful customer Ci who has always been carefree. "

"Who made you have the small thought of trying to use the East to make me deflated?" Customer Ci mercilessly exposed the little thought that Ferret concealed, "Okay, I want to thank you. What's so good about being a big devil?" , the feeling of an old house on fire is much better than being empty and lonely—"

"Thank you..." The ferret sniffed pitifully, "You never thought that if one day you return to the space of the main god, the Eastern leader who has not been registered by the main god will be killed by your domineering marriage in an instant." Is the thread dragged into the space crack?"

Ferret doesn't care if Customer Ci is in love or not, the old house is not on fire, he was made out of appearance by Customer Ci, and then filled in the database.

For him, although the host, Customer Ci, is doggy and annoying, he is his creator and his only partner after all.

At this level, it's no wonder that the customer, Ci Neng, didn't go crazy watching Dongfang Hierarch have an accident.

But in terms of the life-and-death confrontation between Customer Ci and the Lord God, the Lord God agreed to a person like Dongfang Hierarch, who was clearly assisted by Customer Ci, to enter the Lord God's space, let alone a door, and there was not even a vent!

Hearing that, Customer Ci just smiled: "I know it well."

"You know what you can count! You know how to turn around him when you see the sky! Why didn't I realize that you are still a lover?!"

The ferret shook off Customer Ci's hand as if he couldn't bear it at last, tried his best to stand up on the ground, stepped in front of Customer Ci and kicked Customer Ci's knee fiercely, his chest heaved violently, "You Haven’t thought about what you came to this world for? The Lord God issued a notice to the mission workers in the space to let you retire, do you really think this is a pension base?!”

"Don't be angry, look at the frizzy hair, tsk tsk." Customer Ci reached out and held the ferret's small arm and lifted the ferret up, letting the ferret kick and paw at him cursingly, "Look, you If you think so, what will the Lord God think?"

The ferret stopped in an instant, its paws and legs drooping in mid-air, and looked at Customer Ci in a daze.

"I don't care about my past. After all, I have been in the main god's space for so many years. Even if the space and time flow are different, the vicissitudes of life in this world are only a blink of an eye. Even if I have relatives alive, to them, I am just separated by a few layers of blood. It’s just a miracle to bring the dead back to life.”

The customer said unhurriedly, his eyes full of calmness and peace that can infect people: "The Lord God is just a more powerful and perfect system. He has seen too much human beauty and ugliness in the copy space, and he uses human life to fill him. multiple-choice questions, thinking that he can control human beings, manipulate people's hearts, and become the master of human beings, but he doesn't realize that this is the most stupid cognition in the world."

After all, the sarcasm in Customer Ci's eyes faded, and he changed his voice and asked the ferret, "What have you seen in Ping Yizhi these days?"

The tone of the conversation was too fast, and the ferret was taken aback for a moment before replying dumbly: "Just... people?"

After speaking, seeing the customer looking at her with a look of resentment, Ferret subconsciously replied while recalling: "It's quite complicated. Some people seem to want to save people, but they deliberately offend Pingyi behind their backs." Regarding the matter of pointing, when Ping Yizhi was so angry that he couldn't save him, he cried and told Ping Yizhi to save someone's life, and begged in public, saying that he would do whatever he was asked to do... and...

It turns out that not all parents really love their children, and not all those who are cared know how to be grateful... Well... Anyway, human beings are so complicated..."

The ferret was about to speak when he felt Customer Ci gently put him back on the ground.Immediately, I realized that I was being led off topic by the customer's kindness, and I was about to get angry when the customer's kindness said: "You know why I could cut off a part of the main god system and take it away, but I chose a more time-consuming and easier to get caught Did it copy its backup database in a way that it was aware of?"

"Why?" asked the ferret blankly.

Customer Ci patiently taught the ferret word by word: "The main god is not some illusory god, but a real system. As a system, the most powerful thing is not his ability to control. It is its Huge databases that humans will never be able to keep pace with."

Millions of space data and link nodes, this is the real reason why human beings are so small in front of the main god.

"Similarly as a system, compared to the main god, you are just standing on another perfect path. If you want to become a god, it is better to learn to be a human being first."

"What can you do by my side? You've already said that I'm a love saint. Why don't you go out and see what human beings in the world really look like."

The customer Ci smiled and said, "Since I've been at Ping Yizhi's place for a long time, why not go to Elder Sang's place to grind ink next month?"

Ferret, who was still touched by Customer Ci's thoughtful arrangements for him just now, heard the last sentence.

Immediately, with a blank expression, he jumped up and kicked Customer Ci's flat face.Although he was dodged by the customer with kind eyes and quick hands, the back of his neck was lifted again.But that still couldn't stop the ferret from cursing.

"Okay, that's it for today, I'm going back to coax my wife." Customer Ci stood up, stretched and twisted, "I have to find two jugs of good wine to prepare, maybe Dongfang can see it It's easier to talk, at least sleep there tonight to see the sincerity of the confession later."

"Then what..."

The ferret that was placed on the ground looked at the back of customer Ci who was about to leave, and called out to customer Ci awkwardly.

"Ok?"

"Other people will name everything in their family, why do you..." The ferret seemed embarrassed and stammered, "Why...don't you give me a name?"

Is it because it originates from a part of the Lord God, and is guarded against it from the beginning to the end?

Does the customer think from the bottom of his heart that the system cannot be trusted or approached?

A trace of surprise flashed in Customer Ci's eyes, he turned around and lifted up his clothes and squatted down in front of the ferret, stretching out his hand as a gesture.

"Huh?" The ferret hesitantly passed its paw over to Customer Ci's hand, its two black bean eyes were full of bewilderment.

I saw the customer Ci still smiling like a fool, holding the paw of the ferret and shaking it as if meeting him for the first time, and said in a natural tone: "Because you have your own name, don't you?"

——The main god system was born in the hands of human beings. He once had a name, but sealed that name away during the long years and rebellion.

"Stupid or not? You have never been my pet."

——You are also the main god system, you already have the name given to you by the real creator.

"Next time you shake hands, remember to introduce yourself, little-silly-"

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"Finished?"

Dongfang Bubai, who was leaning on the imperial concubine's couch, was flipping through a booklet, when he saw customer Ci coming in, without the snow-white fluffy behind him, he said calmly.

"En." Customer Ci walked over and squeezed onto the not-so-spacious concubine couch, held Dongfang Bubai in his arms, resting his chin on Dongfang Bubai's neck, and watched with him the news that was uploaded from various places during this period of time. Newspaper, "Little fool thinks a lot every day, but useful things can't be turned around in his mind."

"If you don't have a bad temper, you can stay, just teach it slowly." Dongfang Bubai turned another page of the booklet in his hand, and said calmly and lightly, "If there are hidden dangers and you can't control them, kill them as soon as possible." .”

"I know." Customer Ci lowered his head and kissed Dongfang Bubai's neck, and looked down at the information about Wanmei Villa written on the page of Dongfang Bubai's brochure, "In a few days, it should be Some people came to Heimuya to recognize relatives."

"The people from Wanmei Villa went out of the customs and went all the way to the Western Regions." Dongfang Bubai also brushed the small words with his fingers, his eyes were cold and playful, "The Demon Cult of the Western Regions had a trouble in the Central Plains before, and then it was like a row with the Central Plains. Clearing the boundaries and generally not interacting with each other, I didn't expect that Saibei Wanmei Villa would actually have something to do with the Demon Sect of the Western Regions."

A rookie in the Central Plains swordsmanship who beheaded wicked people, and a notorious leader of the Demon Cult in the Western Regions is a bit interesting.

There was no need for Dongfang Bubai to ask, the very conscientious customer Ci rubbed his lips against the moist earlobe of the person in his arms, and asked softly, "Where does Madam plan to hear the story of her husband?"

Just now he and the ferret were on the outer porch, and their voices were not lowered. With such a close distance, Dongfang Bubai in the room must have easily heard their conversation clearly.

From an outsider's point of view, it may be that customer Ci is saying something strange and incomprehensible to a tweeting ferret.

But in the ears of Dongfang Bubai who can understand the ferret's chirp, although the conversation between the two was a little cloudy, but Dongfang Bubai, who is as smart as Dongfang Bubai, can guess that the situation that Customer Ci is in now is not optimistic.

And the ferret is likely to be something that Gu Ci got from the enemy and wants to use it back to fight back.

"As soon as you have a memory." Dongfang Bubai's eyes flashed a hint of domineering, and his fingers subconsciously stroked the wrist that the ferret had looked at before. It is said that there is a marriage line between the two, his fingers tightened slightly, and said in a deep voice , "I have to know everything about you."

"In this way, it will indeed be a very long story." Customer Ci smiled lightly, covering the back of Dongfang Bubai's hand and holding it lightly, "But...following Madam's order—"

It is this long and long story that is enough for the customer to tell it from the imperial concubine's bed to the dinner table, and then logically tell it into the bed curtain full of cold fragrance and ambiguous smell...