Sick Beauty Bamboo Horse just give me a hug

Zhou Xia was going crazy.

If he hadn't known that Sheng Fang was an invincible gay-hating straight man, Zhou Xia would have no doubt that he was deliberately teasing him at this moment. How can someone say that he hates homosexuality, but his body is excited by a man with the same structure as him?

What a fucking Schrödinger straight man.

Zhou Xia didn't want to dawdle with him anymore, afraid that something would happen if he wiped the gun and left.

"Shengfang, let me tell you the truth, stop making trouble, or I'll be really angry."

Seeing his serious expression, Sheng Fang also lowered his eyes: "Xia Xia, you've always been so impatient with me recently, it was the same with the girl in the classroom last time, and it was the same with the part-time job you secretly did yesterday. I have quarreled with me several times, we have never had this before, are you really starting to hate me?"

"I……"

Zhou Xia was a little speechless. Is this a speech between a young couple and a girlfriend complaining to her boyfriend about how much she has been neglected and wronged recently.

But I have to say that now he seems to understand why those girls have always tried this trick against their boyfriends time and again.

At least for the current Zhou Xia, it seems to be really useful.

He couldn't see that Sheng Fang was always so high-spirited and dejected in front of him on weekdays, as if he didn't know what he had done wrong but could only make up for it.

Zhou Xia sighed, and reached out to stroke his hair like a dog: "I'm not angry, but it's too uncomfortable for you to keep pressing on me, so get up quickly."

Sheng Fang's eyes lit up: "Are you really not angry with me?"

"real."

"Then I want you to prove it."

Zhou Xia:?

Zhou Xia: Prove what?

Sheng Fang got up from him, his handsome face swept away the haze just now, he held Zhou Xia's hand, and looked at him excitedly: "I saw a post on the Internet, and the people in it said that a real good brother is No matter who you are or who you are, I also listed the top ten must-do things to prove brotherhood. I read the first nine items. We both do it every day. There is nothing unusual. Only the last item is something we have never done. Thing, if we don’t do this, it will prove that the brotherhood between us is not hard enough, not strong enough, there is a gap, Xia Xia, I think this post is right, you see, it’s because we didn’t do this matter, so there has been a estrangement recently."

This passage is really too much to say, and Zhou Xia has a bad feeling: "That item, it can't be the legendary mutual help."

Sheng Fang nodded vigorously: "Yes, Xia Xia, you also agree, don't you?"

Zhou Xia really wanted to roll her eyes, who the hell agreed!

Good brothers must help each other. Since when did this dross concept be passed down!

Just fucking outrageous.

Don't do this even if Zhou Xia is killed, not to mention that the content of this post is unreliable at first glance, even if it really makes sense, with his own physical condition, it is impossible for Shengfang to help each other.

"I don't agree." Zhou Xia lifted the quilt: "Shengfang, don't just read those posts on the Internet, I don't think there is any need for such messy things to prove our relationship. I have always been very confident in this friendship." , Don't worry, unless you break up with me first, I will never give up on you as a friend in my life."

Zhou Xia said these words firmly and naturally, coupled with his natural indifferent temperament, it really gave off a somewhat convincing aura.

Sheng Fang stared at his thin back, couldn't help hugging him.

Zhou Xia was taken aback, and looked at the arms around her waist: "Why are you crazy?"

Sheng Fang leaned his face against his back, and said in a low but solemn voice, "Xia Xia, I won't break with you, just tell me to give up anyone in this world, only you, I will never let go .”

Zhou Xia bit her lip, trying not to show any cracks in her expression, and said jokingly: "If your parents hear this, they will definitely call you an unfilial son."

"They don't care about me."

"Okay." Zhou Xia patted his hand: "Don't feel numb, I'm going to wash up."

Shengfang raised his head and asked him: "Today is Saturday, and it's still so cold outside, why don't you sleep in in the dormitory, what are you doing out there?"

Zhou Xia went to get the mobile phone next to him, unlocked it and answered him: "It's still yesterday's part-time job, Dong Gua asked me to take over work today."

"Winter melon?"

Zhou Xia nodded: "It's that Lin Dongdong from last time, we helped him once in front of the teaching building."

Thinking back, Sheng Fang sneered: "It turned out to be him, and you still have contact with him,"

"Yes, he introduced the part-time job in the milk tea shop, and I have to thank him."

Shengfang is weird: "Winter melon? You are quite intimate."

Zhou Xia glanced at him sideways: "It's just a nickname, you can't even call it by first and last name, it's so impolite."

Sheng Fang moved his hand to his waist: "Aren't you treating me with my first name now, Xia Xia, you were not like this before."

Zhou Xia was helpless: "What exactly do you want to say?"

Sheng Fang got excited and hugged his waist even tighter: "Xia Xia, do you still remember how you called me before? I don't know when you stopped calling me like that. Every day, Sheng Fang Shouting, my heart is so cold when I hear it."

Zhou Xia looked at his hands locked around his waist: "If I don't call you, don't you plan to let me go?"

Sheng Fang smiled and hugged him like a big dog: "Just bark, good Xia Xia."

Zhou Xia sighed, she didn't know what she thought of, she smiled in her eyes where Sheng Fang couldn't see, stretched out her fingers and hooked her back.

Sheng Fang immediately possessed the dog, and Baba came up to him.

Zhou Xia waited for him to get close, turned his face sideways, moved his lips to his earlobe, and stopped only a few millimeters away from his earlobe, opened and closed his lips slightly, and the moist and hot breath stirred every tiny ear in his ear. Hairy: "Let go brother..."

Almost at the same moment, he felt the body of the person behind tremble violently, and the hand around his waist was as inactive as its owner, and Zhou Xia easily broke off that arm, Get up and walk away happily.

Zhou Xia had already entered the toilet to wash up, and the sound of rushing water began to come from his ears, Sheng Fang slowly recovered, raised his hand to touch that ear, and felt that the inside was still crispy and hot, Even with this half of my body, I can't exert my strength.

It's been a long time since I heard Zhou Xia call him that. I didn't expect to bring him such a great lethality all of a sudden. It seems that I don't want him to call him like that again. He is afraid that his heart can't bear it, but...

Sheng Fang recalled Zhou Xia's voice just now, and still had that feeling, his heart was itchy like being scratched by a kitten's paw.

He can't bark often, if the stimulation is too great, then bark occasionally, so that he won't bring too much burden to his heart, and he can relieve the pain of withdrawal.

Sheng put a small calculation in his heart, and plunged into Zhou Xia's bed and rolled happily.

After Zhou Xia finished washing, he opened the door and saw a tall wall of flesh standing in front of him. He was no longer surprised. He wore a headband on his head to prevent his bangs from getting wet, and a few small drops of water rolled down his fair cheeks. .

Handing him the face towel prepared early in the morning in full swing: "Wipe quickly, the air is cold."

Zhou Xia took it and wiped his face dry, then turned and walked to his desk.

Sheng Fang followed behind him, seeing him sitting at the table applying skin care products, he crossed his arms and leaned to the side to watch.

Zhou Xia's weak constitution is manifested in all aspects, one of which is that she is prone to allergies, especially on her face. If it is serious, it will cause a large area of ​​rash and exploding skin, so she can only apply some moisturizing skin care products like a girl.

After a long time, my skin became clearer and more tender, and I didn't have a shaggy beard like other boys. I looked clean and there was always a natural fragrance on my body.

Sheng Fang smelled it again, and it was not enough to smell it from a distance, so he brought his nose to his neck and sniffed lightly a few times.

Zhou Xia didn't expect him to come over suddenly, his scalp numb, the hairs on his body stood up, and he subconsciously squeezed the bottle in his hand: "You are a dog, what are you smelling?"

Sheng Fang became more and more addicted to the smell, so he simply knocked his chin on his shoulder: "Xia Xia, you said that you don't wear perfume, and the bottles and cans you use have no smell, why do you always have a nice sweet fragrance on your body?" Well, I can't get enough of it."

Zhou Xia took a deep breath, and stretched out his hand to push his heavy head away: "As for your sharp nose, why haven't I heard anyone say that I have a fragrance on my body?"

Shengfang shrugged: "You can only smell it when you are close. Really, it smells very good. I really hate other people who wear perfume. I sneeze when I smell it, but I won't smell yours. If I have this smell I will buy a hundred bottles of your perfume, and I can smell it when you are not by my side, so as to relieve the pain of lovesickness."

Zhou Xia heard that his words were getting more and more outrageous, so she didn't bother to talk to him. She simply wiped her face, then took off the headband from her head, and brushed her hair twice in front of the mirror.

"I'm going out now, you can arrange it freely today, don't take me with you."

Sheng Fang also stood up: "Wait for me for a while, I'll put on a coat."

Zhou Xia turned to look at him: "Why are you wearing a coat?"

"Go with you."

Zhou Xia was speechless: "I'm a part-time job, why do you go, the store is very busy, I can't spare time to accompany your handsome Shanda."

"It's okay." Shengfang has already picked out a beige coat, a long one, and he wears it below his knees. He is tall and has broad shoulders. He is like a walking hanger. He looks like he is on a catwalk in everything he wears. catwalk model.

Zhou Xia once again warned herself in her heart not to be overly masculine.

Seeing Zhou Xia's expression of disapproval, Sheng Fang smiled: "Don't worry, you are busy with your work, I will definitely not bother you, and you treat me as an insignificant customer in the store."

It's all like this, he will definitely not listen to what I say, Zhou Xia has no choice but to take out a pack of new masks from the drawer and hand it to him.

Shengfang wondered: "Why give me a mask?"

Zhou Xia stared at his face: "Have you heard a word before?"

"what?"

"Masculinity misleads people."

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感谢在2022-03-2015:44:42~2022-03-2116:34:53期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: the old woman is crazy about teenagers, she is so hungry, and she loves to eat one duckling;

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