I don't have sex with my sister

Chu Ming made an appointment at a teahouse, and according to Fu Niao, he was already waiting there, and Yun Yun and Shang Can soon arrived at their destination.

Shang Can stopped at the entrance of the teahouse and sighed, "It's still Mr. Yushan who is clever and didn't choose a restaurant."

It's definitely not good for Yunyun to eat, but it doesn't matter if he drinks some tea - this person has a kitten-like stomach, and he doesn't eat much, and Lin Lang eats along the way, I'm afraid his stomach is full Filled with snacks.

"Yun Zhongjun just went to drink tea and digest."

As she spoke, she turned to Yun Yun and waved her hands as if: "I'll just wait here, at most I'll just walk around the teahouse twice, I promise you will see me as soon as you come out."

Before Yun Yun could speak, the fat talisman bird understood Shang Can's words first, nodded steadily, and flew to Yun Yun's shoulder again.Shang Can glanced at it worriedly, sincerely worried that Yun Yun's thin shoulders would be marked by it.

"...Okay then." Although there was still a bit of hesitation in the gaze cast on him, Yun Yun finally agreed, "Then Ah Can wait for me a little bit, I'll be out soon."

Shang Can wanted to say, "It's okay not to worry", but after Yunyun finished speaking, he turned around and walked into the teahouse, chatted with the owner and went upstairs, walking a little faster than usual, as if he was in a hurry.

...It seems that Yun Yun is really afraid that she will run away, obviously she really has no such plan this time.

After walking with Yunyun, it was rare to get time for personal activities. Shang Can sat down in the open air outside the teahouse, ordered a pot of tea, and rested comfortably.

When she wasn't with Yun Yun, her disguise was still very effective.At least the passers-by on the street no longer looked at her repeatedly as before, as if they only regarded her as an ordinary tea drinker.Shang Can had a good time, and touched the white jade mask in the kit that hadn't been used for a long time in a mischievous manner, thinking that taking it out now might cause a big commotion, and drank tea calmly.

Today's weather is good, the sun is warm, Shang Can narrowed his eyes a little, and was soon drowsy by the warm sun.

She can't be blamed for being lax, since Yunyun's first sleepwalking in Biluohuangquan, she hasn't had a good night's sleep for three consecutive days.

When I was in Biluo Huangquan, day and night were not distinguished, I didn't feel it too much, but once I was in the sun, it would easily arouse people's sleepiness.Shang Can rubbed her temples to cheer herself up, took out the medicine bottle from the kit, and took a few pills with tea. She wrinkled her face in bitterness, and hurriedly stuffed sugar balls into her mouth to eat.

"I also want to pretend to be Lord Yunzhong!"

Ok?

A clear and crisp child's voice came from the street corner outside the teahouse, Shang Can's ears moved, and he was attracted by the keywords.She turned her head and saw a group of children gathered together noisily, holding long sticks like branches in their hands, as if they were playing.

"No, no, Mr. Yunzhong should wear white clothes!"

Shang Can became curious, and as soon as he touched it, he heard the tall girl who seemed to be the leader say old-fashionedly, and she couldn't help laughing out of excitement.

"Oh, someone eavesdropped!"

A few children ran towards the corner with a huff like frightened birds. The leading child stood in front of them, his immature face was full of vigilance, and he was still a little bit unconvinced.

"You, why are you eavesdropping on us, and, why are you laughing?"

"I'm sorry, I just thought it was interesting."

Shang Can immediately apologized, knelt down to look at the child at the same level, and handed over the candy ball in the paper bag to show his friendliness.

"What are you doing, are you playing a game?"

The sugar balls she offered quickly won the favor of the children, and several of them huddled together laughing and joking, and Shang Chan mixed in very harmoniously.

"Yeah, we're playing monks."

The girl puffed up her chest and pointed to the branch at her waist proudly: "This is our sword!"

"Oh—that's amazing."

Shang Can clapped cooperatively, the girl cheered up, and introduced a few children to her.

"Look, this is Mr. Kunyao!"

The child who was pulled over had a Taoist-like hair bun, and imitated Pei Chen's way and bowed his hands thoughtfully, and Shang Can hurriedly saluted him back.

"This is Lord Yushan!"

This time, it was a boy in white clothes who was pulled over. He looked very upright, but he was holding a not-so-honest old hen in his arms.All his thoughts were on keeping the old hen from moving, and he couldn't concentrate on saying hello to Shang Can.

Shang Can looked at the chicken, recalled the chubby talisman bird that was still resting on his shoulder just now, it took a lot of effort to stretch the corners of his lips, and exclaimed: "It really looks like it."

Receiving praise made the children's interest even higher. The girl introduced several people to Shang Can in a row, her face flushed with joy, and then she pointed to a child who was wearing a paper mask for some reason, and said happily: : "And there's more, this is the charmer!"

"Charm—what?"

Not expecting to hear her own name here, Shang Can was taken aback, and looked at the child intently. The other party grunted and sneered at her twice, and took out a piece of flint——

"—Ah, well, well, there is no need to light the fire, I know, it is a charmer, a charmer."

Shang Can hastily stopped the "Charm" who was about to ignite, and admitted her identity in a loud voice.

...So the paper mask on her face was imitating her white jade mask, she didn't see it at all just now.

And—what happened?Did she impress the little ones as the kind of person who would sneer with a "hum"?

No, no, the most important thing is not this, but why her magic cultivator is played by children in the game, shouldn't "charming" be a good medicine for adults to stop children from crying at night, right?

Shang Can felt a little complicated, and asked insincerely, "Can, isn't the charming one a demon cultivator? Don't you want to pretend to be her...?"

"I used to feel a little scared..."

The headed child frowned as he recalled, but soon became clear again: "But the charming one came to Tianwaitian a while ago, and I heard that she helped Tianwaitian at that time and saved many people. Recently, many people Everyone said she shouldn't be a bad person."

"And besides, she set off a big fireworks!"

After all, the child’s innocence was still intact, her eyes lit up, she stretched her arms vigorously to show Shang Can the concept of “so big”, and said happily: “I saw it when I was playing on the street that day, it’s really beautiful !"

"..."

Shang Can was dumbfounded for a moment, presumably Tianwaitian blocked the news, so that the residents outside the city did not know the specific situation that day.The same goes for the child in front of her, she didn't understand how powerful and terrifying the fireball-like fireball contained, she only thought it was beautiful.

Her reputation in the world of cultivating immortals seemed to have improved a little before she realized it.

Shang Can was a little confused, she didn't have the time to do this herself, and Biluo Huangquan, who had a worse reputation than her, didn't have the ability, and she didn't know if someone was helping her behind the scenes.

But anyway - it's not a bad thing.

Shang Can's mood suddenly improved, she frowned happily and smiled brightly.

"That would be wonderful, Charmed."

She talked and smiled and turned to the child playing the charmer, the seven or eight-year-old child snorted coldly and said in a low voice.

"Well, what my wife said just now is correct."

"........."

Shang Can's smile froze on his face.

She was stunned for a while, then blinked slowly, and looked hesitantly at the leading little girl who was called wife but still looked normal.

Ah, it's white clothes.

Shang Can sized it up silently, and asked tentatively, "You, what are you pretending to be...?"

"Mr. Yunzhong."

The girl folded her arms very proudly, deliberately making a cold look.

"Isn't it obvious?"

"..."

Once again, Shang Can fell silent.

——Her image has become completely strange!Does it mean that what happened at the inn yesterday morning has now spread to the children!Rumors spread so fast, Yanyang people!

The above words frantically popped up in her mind like a rolling barrage, and she didn't know whether to be heartbroken or to deal with it calmly, she just felt her head buzzing.

So the improvement of her image could be attributed to Yunyun...?After all, the image of Yunzhongjun is too positive, and it seems to be better than the negative image of the charming person, so when everyone learned that the charming person called Yunzhongjun his daughter-in-law, what they thought was not that Yunzhongjun had gone bad, but The charmer might get better—whatever it is!

Shang Can took a deep breath, restarted his crashed brain, and prepared to resolve this bad misunderstanding starting from a child: "Listen to me, actually——"

"Ah, but I don't think Charmed and Yun Zhongjun are quite compatible."

...Before he could speak, he was interrupted by the child.

Shang Cangen was on the spot, frowning again and again.

"...can I ask you why?"

This damn desire to win and lose is abominable!

"Because." The little girl didn't understand what kind of entanglement Shang Can had in front of her at all, she just said innocently, "The charming one is not as good-looking as Yun Zhongjun."

"really."

Shang Can immediately affirmed without hesitation, and another spirit returned to normal. After holding back for a long time, he still couldn't hold back, and defended himself: "But, but Yun Zhongjun is already the most beautiful person in the world, and no one has Mr. Yunzhong is good-looking, so we can’t blame the charming one.”

"Well——" the little girl listened half-understood, but still shook her head shamelessly, "But I heard that the charming person looks very ordinary, even if he can't compare to Yun Zhongjun, he should at least be taller than Yun Zhongjun." You have to look better to be with Yun Zhong-jun."

"... Goo,"

Shang Can silently covered his chest, always feeling that he was stabbed by the blunt child's words from some invisible angle.

...Calm down, calm down Shang Charm, the "Charmist's Appearance" circulating on the market is the mask you are wearing now, not your real appearance!

After repeating this silently in his heart several times, Shang Can suppressed his frustration with great difficulty, but the urge to take off the mask and show it to the children was just around the corner—how could it be possible!How can a person in his teens compete with a child!Don't be ashamed!

It's like arguing with yourself.

Obviously not doing anything but already a little tired, Shang Can rubbed her face haggardly, and looked at the innocent children in front of her.

"Listen to me, I have exclusive news."

Easily attracted by the two powerful words "exclusive", the children all became engrossed, waiting for her next words.

Alright, now, Shangcan!Hurry up and get rid of the misunderstanding that the charmer takes Mr. Yunzhong as his wife!To dispel rumors, you should start with children!

Shang Can took a deep breath, looked at the children's sparkling eyes, and then turned a corner by a ghost when he reached the point of his mouth.

"...A-actually, a charming person should look...okay."

Ah, what a hopeless and adultless grown-up she was.

The author says:

Shang Can decided not to wear a mask anymore because she was told by a child that her appearance did not match Yun Yun’s (×

感谢在2021-07-2723:34:38~2021-07-2922:34:59期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: Cumin Youwei, A_Bucket1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: one of the little doctors;

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