I don't have sex with my sister

If you ask what topic is the hottest in the world of cultivating immortals recently, it will naturally be the news that Jun Yunzhong is about to get married.

In the streets and alleys, no matter monks or ordinary people, they all talk about it.After all, it was the Lord Yunzhong from Qingyu, and—it was rumored that it was not a simple ceremony for forming a Taoist couple commonly used by monks, but a wedding ceremony more like a mortal.

"How is this possible?" Some people didn't believe it, Qi said, "I've never heard of a monk getting married in such a big way. Speaking of which, shouldn't all monks have no sexual desires?"

Someone retorted him: "You are misunderstanding, monks are not gods, what's wrong with getting married?"

"That's what I said, but..." someone interjected, frowning in embarrassment, "But Qingyu pays so much attention to the 'born' fairy gate, no matter how you think about it, you won't let Yun Zhongjun make such a ostentatious move... ..."

"What can you do if you disagree with Qingyu? Jun Yunzhong is not an obedient puppet, and her Taoist companion is that Biluohuangquan—"

"Don't talk nonsense! There is no real hammer yet!"

——At the time when there are different opinions, the other protagonist of the big wedding is looking at the sky in a daze with a bit of depression.

Wan Shao, who had been running around with her for a whole day before returning to the blue spring in the dark, glanced at her, made no sound, and cracked his abacus. After a while, he couldn't hold back and looked up at her again. Shang Can still didn't blink his eyes just like before, the demon lord finally couldn't hold back and threw a ball of paper at her, and said mockingly: "Isn't the pre-marriage arrangement not enough for you? Look at your lost soul!" Look, go to sleep now."

At any rate, he turned sideways to avoid being hit by the ball of paper, but Shang Can's reaction was still obviously blunt, and his expression seemed listless.

She blinked for a while, looked again at the blue sky, and sighed softly.

"I'm not tired," she said, "I just suddenly feel that... nine days is a long time."

It started five days ago.

At that time, Shang Can was sitting at the table in her house, behind her was rubbing her fists, her good relative and friend Wan Shao, who had come to hang out for a few days, was standing opposite her, Mochizuki who rarely came out from Qingyu to see them. Mochizuki firmly blocked the somewhat dazed cloud above, not allowing her to get close to Shang Can.

"...I heard you right, you said just now," Mochizuki put on a posture, and said slowly with a tigery face, "You want to marry Duan'er?"

To tell the truth, Shang Can, who had already been in the cloud for a long time, felt a strange sense of embarrassment in his throat. He subconsciously corrected his sitting posture, and said in a low voice, "...there is such a plan, and this has not always been—"

Before the words "I've never had a drink before" were spoken, Mochizuki slapped the table majestically, which shocked her and Wanshao together, and Shang Can watched helplessly that her book-loving storybook was out of shape. The master put on a mean face, stretched his hand forward, and said aggressively: "If you want to marry our Duan'er, you have to be sincere, right?"

Shang Can had never seen this kind of battle before, so he didn't answer for a while, but Wan Shao reacted very quickly, and also reached out to pat the table, and proudly replied for his friend: "Tell me, what do you want?"

Mochizuki sneered, "That's one or two stars, two or two moons, three or two clear winds, four or two clouds, five or six liang of flames, six liang of air, seven liang of black smoke, and eight liang of piano sounds."

The demon master waved his hands without blinking an eye, patted his chest and agreed, "No problem!"

It's all and nothing.

Shang Can really couldn't see her face of a nouveau riche, so he pushed Wan Shao down and interjected, "Sincerity?"

Seeing Shang Can's ignorant look, Mochizuki sighed heavily and said, "I can see that I haven't learned the ways of the world well, marriage is so hasty, how can a girl agree to you!"

Yun Yun, who was blocked by Mochizuki, raised his head and replied softly: "I will."

"..." Wang Yuehun pretended he didn't hear anything, and continued to raise his eyebrows at Shang Can, asking, "What do you want to do? Do you want to make a big one?"

It took Shang Can a while to understand what she meant by "big one", and immediately widened her eyes in surprise and said, "...Will Qingyu agree?"

"Guan Qingyu agrees or not! This is your marriage!" Mochizuki seemed a little more excited than her client, she slapped the table and stood up, "Do you want to do it or not!"

The scene was silent for a second, and then Shang Can, who was full of energy and blood, jumped up and said decisively: "Do it!"

Then Mochizuki spent quite a long time explaining the necessary preparations to Shang Can, who knew nothing about it, from how to choose a good day to what kind of drinks to serve the guests, Shang Can listened very carefully and responded to each of them. He clicked his tongue in amazement, and sighed: "It turns out that Shang Can is listening to people seriously. It seems to be the first time I have seen it in this life."

Decided to do it and never to be perfunctory, Shang Can put all his energy into it and planned to hold a complete ceremony with Yun Yun. Mochizuki was also very satisfied with her attitude. After a long time of teaching, Mochizuki grew a little In a casual tone, he said: "Ah, speaking of it, according to the rules, the two of you cannot meet nine days before getting married."

"Nine—why??"

Shang Can, who was concentrating at first, was shocked, and looked at Mochizuki like an enemy. Since she returned to Yunyun, the two of them have not been separated for such a long time. Shouldn't they discuss it together before getting married? The reason to separate first——

"I remember saying that this way of marriage will last for a long time."

"Oh, all right then."

Halfway through the schedule, Shang Can now thinks back to himself who was easily handled by the homophony at that time, and his heart is somewhat complicated.

The first two days were actually fine.After all, there is a lot of preparatory work to be done. First, the venue was set at Qingyu—except for Qingyu’s preference for clouds, there must be the strong support of Yuheng Peak’s master Mochizuki and the next head Chu Ming. Shang Can heard from Chu Ming's Fu Niao that when the headmaster agreed to come down, his face was as dark as the bottom of a pot—followed by a series of procedures and personnel arrangements extending from the venue, he was usually very busy during the day She didn't touch the ground, and she didn't have much time to realize that she and Yun couldn't see each other for a while.

But it's different at night, even Wan Shao, who is as diligent as her natal family and runs around with her every day, will yawn and go back to her room to sleep when the time comes, and Shang Can will inevitably avoid it at this time. Realization: Cloud is not with her.

She comforted herself that it was only nine days, and she endured awkwardly for two nights. On the third night, she went out for a walk aimlessly. Bi Luo Huang Quan didn't light up late at night, so there was no light at all, and she was like a floating creature wandering at night. Ling, frightened Wan Shao who had just finished calculating the dowry money and came out of the Demon Lord's Hall, and cursed at the angry flower demon.

Wan Shao, who was still in shock, scolded Shang Can at the beginning and then calmed down a little. He realized that the half-demon in front of him was extraordinarily well-behaved during the whole process.Seeing this man's stupefied look, she felt suspicious, and finally remembered to ask why: "You don't sleep at night, why are you running around?"

"..."

Shang Can was silent for a long while, her moist brows and eyes slightly retracted, and her tone of voice was a bit worried when she spoke: "...I just remembered, and my body is cold. If I'm not around at night, what if she can't sleep. "

Wan Shao unabashedly rolled his eyes and drove her to her house, with a sharp expression of affection: "Fart, I don't think it's Yun Yun who can't sleep without people."

On the seventh day, a rare visitor came to the door.

"It's not July."

Even though he has been in a low spirit recently, Shang Can immediately raised his vigilance when he saw Da Lala, the ghost king who should not have appeared in the world of cultivating immortals at this time of year, visit him: "How did you come out?"

"Don't be so nervous--put out the sky fire first." Nanshuang raised her hands to prove her innocence, and motioned for Shang Can to quickly take back the sky fire that had been silently summoned to circle her, explaining, "At any rate, I once It’s a cultivator from Heaven Beyond Heaven, so it’s normal for Puppet Art to send a puppet to go for me, right?”

It really let her take advantage of the loopholes.Shang Can, who quickly recognized that the human figure in front of him was indeed not the ghost king himself, sighed helplessly, waved away the sky fire, and muttered, "...forget it this time."

"Yeah, after all, I'm here to do business." The puppet put down his hand with a smile, and sighed, "I brought you a bride price--it's so strange, I didn't even notify me, if I hadn't been well-informed, But you’re going to miss out on something big.”

Not in the mood to argue with her, Shang Can raised his eyebrows in surprise, and bowed his head sincerely to thank her.Nan Shuang seemed to be in a good mood, and she didn't pursue Shang Can not to invite her. She changed the subject as soon as the conversation changed, and said, "I should have brought some special products from the ghost world, but Yuan Ge said Sending Bianhua flowers to you now does not have a good meaning, so I didn’t do it.”

Before Shang Can could answer, Nan Shuang laughed self-consciously, and said with a smile: "It was very suitable for you when you first came to the ghost world, but now it's not what it used to be."

It wasn't that long ago either, but it always sounded far away.Shang Can was silent for a while, then said, "What do you want to say?"

"..." Nan Shuang stared at her for a long time, and finally lowered her eyes, "...It's really strange, why are you so absent-minded, it's much more boring than before."

Shang Can ignored her, and Nan Shuang spoke slowly again: "Speaking of which, according to the rules in the world of cultivating immortals, couples are not allowed to meet each other nine days before they get married. Do you know the real reason for this?"

The reaction to this topic was much greater than before. Shang Can looked up and saw Nan Shuang evoking a nasty smile that fulfilled his wish, and said lightly: "It is to give each other a cooling-off period."

"The young people nowadays are all impetuous and don't take their own life as important. There are many people who make decisions at the first click of their heads. After getting married, they quickly find that they are not suitable for each other, and there are not a few people who immediately become a bitter couple. "Nan Shuang said that the matter had nothing to do with him, and wrote lightly, "And young lovers will only get carried away by each other's side, so they need some alone time to calm themselves down and think about whether each other is really capable When you take this step."

"..."

Seeing that Shang Can frowned and remained silent, Nan Shuang spread her hands: "—The above is just my personal speculation. There is really no official explanation for this custom. It is widely spread just to get a long-lasting good omen."

Shang Can made a joke, angry and funny: "You——"

"So what about you, Shang Can."

After interrupting her, Nan Shuang stood up abruptly and looked at her condescendingly: "You two have been separated for a few days, what are you thinking now? Before Licheng, everything was still undecided, but after we got married, every year has passed since then. It’s that person every day and every night, I know that many people in this world realize that they can’t bear this after going through it, what about you?”

"That's what I was going to ask...but look at the way you're losing your mind now."

Nan Shuang sighed as she spoke, and leaned over in front of Shang Can, jokingly nodding under her eyes, indicating Shang Can's dark circles that had already taken shape.

"It doesn't look like a phoenix bird above the nine heavens, it's clearly a domesticated pet."

"If there are other members of the Phoenix family besides you, they must come to scold you."

Shang Can leaned back and hummed softly.

"...Then let them scold you."

Qingyu, Yuheng.

"How about this body? Try it too!"

Hearing Mochizuki's excited call, Yun raised his eyes and looked carefully, finally shook his head and said: "The style is too complicated, Ah Can won't like it."

"Oh, of course wedding clothes are very complicated!" Mochizuki Buyi criticized again, "Besides, I'm asking for your opinion, you're always thinking about what Shang Can is doing!"

Of course I miss it.Cloud thought.She hasn't seen Ah Can for almost nine days.

Not only Shang Can was busy with their wedding, Ben Yun, who returned to Qingyu temporarily during this period of time, spent a lot of thought on the layout of the venue, and Mochizuki couldn't care less about the clothes they were going to wear that day—— Compared with Shang Can, who is not too picky about clothes and is willing to try any color, Yun Yun's preference for clothes colors is indeed more extreme.

"You can't wear white clothes when you get married!"

Mochizuki hated iron for being weak, and held up the clothes to make gestures: "Tomorrow is the day, and I have to finalize the wedding dress quickly tonight. That person Shang Can must be what you wear and she will wear it. You don't want to wear it." Worrying about her all the time—”

As she was talking, she suddenly felt a faint wave of spiritual power coming from outside the window. Yunyun reacted faster than Mochizuki, and she had already walked to the window and pushed it open. The paper cranes were let in.

Both Lingli and the folding method of the paper crane are very familiar. The paper crane flew in along the gap, brushed the corner of Yun Yun's lips intimately as if unintentionally, and then quietly fell into her palm.The clear and bright voice that belonged to Shang Can, which Yun Yun Jiutian had never heard before, sounded softly, like a nasal voice with a bit of grievance, her lover said dully through the paper crane that summoned the spirit.

【"I want to ask for a kiss."】

"Tsk tsk..." Mochizuki, who listened with pricked ears, let out a few voices of disgust, but didn't hide the smile on his face at all, and took a few steps back narrowly as if to leave, "How about I leave for a while? "

Cloud's cold brows and eyes closed with a warm smile, and his white fingertips unconsciously caressed from the paper crane's beak to its wings. Even though he knew that this paper crane should only bring this sentence, he still waited patiently. It took a long while to look away.

"No need." Her eyes were clear and soft like the moon in the sky, "It will be fine soon."

Half an hour after sending out the paper crane, Shang Can waited for her messenger to return.

It was what it was when it went there, and it was what it was when it came back. There were no ambiguous red marks on the white paper. Statements are spit out as-is.

【"Tomorrow, come and pick it up yourself."】

Shang Can just laughed, the restlessness of the past nine days dissipated at the moment when she heard this cold voice, she put the paper crane properly into the lining of her chest, thinking that Yun Yun owed her a kiss, she I must remember to collect this debt tomorrow.

There may be some truth to what I heard a few days ago. There may indeed be people in this world who choose to get married on impulse, and there may indeed be lovers who regret it during the nine days of separation.

But that has nothing to do with Shang Can and Yun Yun. Day after day, Shang Can just feels more and more wanting to see her, wanting to see her, and returning home.

Shang Can had waited for more than nine days for this coming day.

The next day, the sky was bright and clear, and Lantau was decorated with lanterns and festoons.

The house was full of guests, and the couple who had been separated for nine days were finally allowed to meet on the stage. Shang Can looked at the lover who was slowly walking towards the opposite side. She had never seen Yunchuan in such a conspicuous red color before, but it was really amazingly beautiful. Others in her vision Everything loses its color, and Shang Can can only see the cloud that puts on her wedding dress, which is a once-in-a-lifetime scene.

Her lips and tongue seemed to be glued together, making it extremely difficult to speak, Shang Can stretched out her hand to hold the cloud, and stared at those clear eyes, she felt as if she was trembling, or as if both of them were trembling, She suddenly laughed out of relief, leaned close to Yun Yun's ear, and whispered in her blushing ear, "It's very beautiful."

Even a marriage ceremony shouldn't have this step. The emotions of people in the world of cultivating immortals are reserved, let alone this is Qingyu.

But they didn't care about anything, the three cardinal principles and the five constant principles, and the rules and regulations. In the uproar, Shang Can lowered her head and kissed Yun Yun, almost devoutly, as if she was kissing her god—her wife.

From now on, it's just the two of them together.Shang Can thought.No matter how long it takes for such a day, she will never get tired of it.

Qingyu, Shangcan and Yunyun, Licheng.

The author says:

"I want to see one or two stars, two or two moons, three or two clear winds, four or two clouds, five or six liang of flames, seven or eight liang of black smoke, and eight liang of zither sounds." - "Yang Bajie Touring Spring"

The final episode!Thank you for your company during this time!

Originally, there was no such article in the plan, but one day I suddenly felt that they should have a ceremony, so I worked hard.

This is the end, I hope you all enjoy watching.

In the next article, to be honest, there is no plan to start writing and start work. It may be soon or it may take a while (as if I didn’t say it). In short, I can only guarantee that it will open. I hope you don’t rush me (

So that's it, everyone, see you next time, Shangcan and Yunyun will have a bright future, and so will we.

感谢在2022-03-1314:41:47~2022-03-2610:56:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the deep water torpedo: one of mine;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 turtle;

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: Starry Sea, Baby Shaner, Cloudy Clouds at the End of Summer, Because1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：繁星瀚海124瓶；37956118、今天只想睡觉50瓶；不能摆烂呦～46瓶；嘎40瓶；衍33瓶；袄子、星晨曦我30瓶；四郁20瓶；Josie17瓶；鳖16瓶；薇尔莉特10瓶；哩哩哩哩哩哩哩哩哩、小k、49045035、随草堂渡川、36473323、37749174、没得感情的卖报小行家5瓶；昼、鹤声奕奕3瓶；晏晏、树1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!