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After eating and drinking enough, Gu Guai likes to digest and digest before setting out, but because the daytime is only four hours, time waits for no one, they have to act at [-] o'clock in the afternoon, and if they want to go deeper to explore the secrets, they need to prepare some special equipment such as tents .

He was arranged by Brother Jiang to play with his mobile phone in the co-pilot, and Brother Jiang drove him to the material store of Brother Fei, the Chinese guide, for supplies.Brother Fat married a local and opened a hotel. The business is booming. Every year, March and April are the best time to go sledding and watch the aurora, but today there are not many people for some reason.

Gu Gua lay on the co-pilot, tired of reading mobile guides, and looked at the scenery outside the window in boredom. More and more migratory birds came back from afar, which meant that the weather was really getting warmer. A group of travelers walks on the snow-covered path with their bags on their backs, and greets him when they see him. This feeling is really magical, as if the whole world is covered with goodwill, and everyone is a like-minded companion. The movement of the hand seems to say: Are you coming to see the aurora?Me too!so beautiful right?

Gu Gua, who is like a little prince, likes this feeling, which makes him happy who is not very good at making friends.

One o'clock in the noon is the hottest time in Svalbard. Gu Gua turned on the air conditioner in the car and it was already a little hot, so he opened the window to get some air. On the car window, there is a white head, gray wings, black tail feathers, eyes the size of black beans, and a green sprout in its mouth.

Gu Guai hurriedly wanted to take a close-up photo with Brother Jiang's mobile phone, but was worried that if he moved a little, the wild kittiwake would be frightened and fly away, so he didn't move, and just stared at the three-toed gull with his big pure eyes. A gull's black bean eyes.

Jiang He, who had bought the signal flares, fuel lamps, and quick-heating handbags, just came out of the store when he saw Gu Gua in the car, who seemed to be forever in the car, with a bird head against his head. The bird shook its head, and finally jumped on Gu Gua Soft hair, squat down and rest.

Gu Gua raised his head, and saw that little Jiang He was standing not far away, he pointed excitedly at the kittiwake on his head, Jiang He immediately understood what it meant, turned around and went into the shop again, looking for the boss Borrowing the camera, he quickly put all the supplies in his hand on the ground, half squatted down to adjust the camera in an obviously professional photographing posture, and then with a 'click', he smiled and left Gu Guai, who was smiling so sweetly that his teeth fell out. in the photo.

Gu Gua got his wish this time. When Brother Jiang came back again, he was still holding a kittiwake in his arms. Seeing that another outsider came, the kittiwake flapped its wings and ran away without a trace. The little twigs were all gone, and there was still a puddle of poop on Gu Gua's sleeve.

"I'm going, I can't stand this!" Gu Gua grew up in rich clothes, and had a nanny to wipe his butt until he was six years old. He felt disgusted when he saw his own shit, let alone this.

He quickly extended his arm to Brother Jiang, Jiang He let out an 'ah', and said brokenly: "Here it is again, and you said you want to raise birds. I think you can raise me. You can go to the toilet by yourself, and you can still eat by yourself." Work, clean and hygienic."

Gu Gua felt a little nauseous, and didn't dare to look at it, but there was still something in his mouth to defend himself in a low voice: "It's not like keeping a bird in your hand all day, keeping it in a cage, and there is also an aunt to help when cleaning it up. Don’t do it. Support you? It’s not that you can’t support yourself, you still support hundreds of people in the company, what will they do if you quit?”

"Well, I was just kidding." Jiang He sighed helplessly, and he didn't know if it was because he was always tempted, or because the bird shit was really smelly, "Come on, take off your clothes and wear me. jacket."

The two took off their clothes and exchanged. Gu Guai patted Jiang He's shoulder embarrassingly, and said with a smile: "It's a good thing you don't have a cleanliness habit, otherwise we don't know if we can get along so well when we go on a trip. Fei Xun and I If you can’t get along with him, traveling with him is just a crime, you have to take a shower every day, and you scream when you see bugs in the wild, it’s not like his father, who was a soldier.”

Fei Xun, Gu Gua's friends abroad, Jiang He was the only best friend in the past, but now Fei Xun has two friends.

Jiang He said indifferently: "Really? Who stipulated that soldiers can't be afraid of bugs? Maybe his father would cry and scream when he saw bugs."

Gu Guai pursed his lips, thinking it was impossible, but he didn't like arguing about other people's affairs, and thought it was boring to be fussy, so he didn't say anything, and only asked after driving, "Didn't you say you want to bring a tour guide?"

If you go to explore deeper, it is definitely better to have a local guide as a tour guide. It is better to spend money than to go wrong.

"Witt led a group. Several large groups have come to see the Viking ruins in the past few days. Our appointment is late. Why don't we see if he has time tomorrow?" Jiang He glanced at his left arm On the sleeves of the down jacket that were still slightly wet after wiping off, tried not to think about the bird droppings that had just fallen there, suppressed the goosebumps that were almost coming out of the top of the head, and coaxed, "But it's okay just the two of us, just Can't go to the deeper islands, how about we drive around to the whaling grounds below the archipelago to see if their fishing boats have caught anything?"

Gu Guai let out an 'ah', slightly regretful, and said, "I don't want to go to a crowded place, let's go to the ruins of the last expedition, shall we? There were too many people last time, so I didn't see it clearly."

In the early years, many hot air balloons of the expedition team were left on the ice of Svalbard that had not melted for thousands of years. Gu Gua took many photos, and every time I saw them, I was deeply shocked. The excitement of the same venue.

Gu Gua seemed to be looking forward to it, but Jiang He didn't want to refuse no matter how boring he felt: "Well, it's fine." As long as you want to go.

The two followed the navigation, and now the Svalbard archipelago can't use the navigation except for the uninhabited land in the north, and the other parts can put aside the paper map for precise positioning.

On the way to the ruins of the expedition team, you can see a lot of ships surrounded below. A medium-sized cruise ship has just arrived at the ferry, and in the distance are hunting and fishing boats full of harvest. Civilian helicopters pass by from time to time in the blue sky. The cold wind from the sea blows everything in the archipelago waiting to be revived.

Gu Guai likes to look at these natural scenery, people in nature can be regarded as a scenery, both lively and peaceful: "I don't seem to have caught any whales."

Most of the local areas are commercially exploited resources and hunting companies are stationed, and you can often see predators, but polar bears are not allowed to hunt. When I first came to learn self-protection skills, the tour guide said that if you encounter a polar bear, you can run away. You can scare them with a gun, but you must not kill them. After all, even if there are more polar bears than locals here, they are still very few protected animals.

But Jiang Ge said a few days ago that there must still be poachers who specialize in hunting polar bears, but they are invisible to tourists.

Gu Guai directly expressed his disbelief at the time, saying that Jiang He thought the law was a display?Jiang He smiled and said, 'Well, my heart is dark, and what I said may not be right'.

Gu Gua thought of this, glanced at Jiang He, and said, "It's strange, we've been here for almost a week, and we haven't seen a single polar bear."

Mr. Jiang looked at the route and said with a smile, "What? Want to see?"

"Think about it, wild polar bears are cool even if you just look at them from a distance." Gu Guai said innocently with a childlike mentality.

"Cool fart, cool now, cry when the time comes."

Gu Guai whispered 'cut', then suddenly remembered something, and said: "Just your mouth, what should I do in the future? By the way, my mother said that she actually showed you several girls, which are quite suitable for you. Can you see? Of course, the wealth is definitely not what you asked for, but the character, education and appearance are all very good, there is always someone who suits you, okay?"

This is a task assigned by her mother. Gu Gua has long wanted to mention it to Brother Jiang, but she has never found a chance, and she has been arguing just now, so it is not easy to mention it. Now that it is finally over, Gu Gua is still looking forward to talking Good brother Jiang He got married together.

Whatever came to mind, Gu Gua just said something, smiled and said to Brother Jiang beside him: "My mother said, your mother doesn't worry about your marriage, we grew up together anyway, if you want, I can help you on a blind date together , give each other a chance, then maybe we can hold a wedding together."

As soon as the words fell, Gu Gua noticed that Jiang He's driving speed was gradually accelerating. His body almost instantly leaned back due to inertia, and the scenery outside the window turned back like a shadow: "Brother Jiang?"

Jiang He held the steering wheel with both hands, his pupils were dark, and there was an unbearable smirk on his slightly pale face: "Little boy, what does it matter to you whether I get married or not? You are either 'my mother said' or 'my mother Think', do you have any thoughts of your own? I told you so much just now, is it all fucking farting?!"

Gu Guai was taken aback for a moment, and soon frowned, with a puzzled look of confusion and displeasure on her baby-fat face: "What exactly are you trying to say?"

"I want to ask, do you know that love is not something that comes from a blind date!"

"Then why are you talking so loudly?"

"I'm talking about it. I tell you that every day, but you just don't listen. Anything you say to you except your mother is bullshit. Am I wrong? Marriage, marriage, is there no marriage in this world? People can't live anymore? You fucking have to get married?!"

"Your mother told you to break up with me. Are you going to break up with me too? Your mother said that you must get married at the end of this year. Are you going to get married with your eyes closed? As long as the woman likes you, your mother likes that woman, Are you going to send me an invitation? Have you been bitten by a donkey?!"

"I've said it countless times. I told you the year before last. Marriage is about affection, not making a living. What if your family has no money? Do you have to make a living?!"

Gu Guai was always said by Jiang He in the past, but today he said it too much, as if his mother would harm him: "My mother can't harm me, right?"

"But what she thinks is good for you, is it what you want? Haven't you thought about it? It's like learning the violin. You don't like the violin at all, you never like it!"

"I like!"

"Fart, I don't understand you yet? I don't think you have shed enough tears to watch enough? When I was a child, I would cry with me, saying that I wanted to go out to play, said that I wanted to watch cartoons, said that I wanted to raise dogs, cats, and elephants. , now? Is there even one minute of the real you all year round? Aren’t you tired of hiding in a false shell all day long? I really want to eat you..." Swallowed alive!It's better than my heartache!

"Can't wait for something?" Gu Gua's face was flushed by the words, and he retorted with a guilty conscience, "Say it! Can't wait to hit me?"

The man was silent for a moment, and sent a novel to the pretty girl: "If you could hit me, I would have given you a big sinus punch to see if you can wake it up."

Gu Guai was so angry that he organized his words several times, but in the end he still didn't know how to fight back beautifully, and after a while he said unhappily: "If you don't want to go on a blind date, just say 'no', don't bring my mother and me into it, you are not me , how do you know I don't want to get married?"

"You just don't want to. You have been like this since you were a child. You do what your mother thinks you should do. You eat what your mother thinks you should eat. Does Ma Baonan know? It's just like you, a When a normal woman sees the relationship between you and your mother, she runs away carrying the train all night!"

"You fart!" Gu Gua, who was strictly taught by her mother since she was a child, can only curse like this.

"Heh, I fart, try it yourself and see if my fart is real, Gu Gua, you are not living for yourself in this life, you are just a puppet, living for your mother's happiness."

Gu Gua didn't feel sad at all, but nodded, and generously admitted: "Isn't that good? Everyone has their own wishes. Your goal in life is to be famous, and my goal in life is to make my mother happy. No way. ?"

Jiang He was furious, and blurted out: "My fucking goal in life has never been to get ahead! I..."

The voice stopped abruptly.

Accompanied by the sound of the tracked off-road vehicle braking suddenly and installing low rocks, the sky frightened a group of migratory birds from the south, the brown elk leaped nimbly from the front, and the round seal head appeared on the sea not far away. Unconsciously, the car lights are like the only lights in the world, complementing the faint northern lights all over the sky.

Gu Guai almost bumped her head in front of her, but was protected by Jiang He's subconscious palm beside her, and when she raised her head again, she saw such a scene.

For a moment, he was not in the mood to chatter with Jiang He any more, and stared at the beautiful scenery in front of him obsessively.

On the other hand, Mr. Jiang nervously checked whether Gu Guai was injured. He glanced at the navigation for the last time, and said in a deep voice, "It's off course, and the signal is gone."

Gu Guai let out an 'Ah', and was instantly bewildered. He had quarreled with Jiang He just now, but now he seemed to be a normal person again, with a big heart and extremely dependent nervousness and asked Brother Jiang: "What should we do, Brother Jiang? We Nothing will happen, right?"

Jiang He frowned, glanced at the northern lights that had only appeared for a while outside the window and the speed of the strange clouds in the sky, and said seriously: "First find a place to dig a snow cave, a snowstorm is coming."