After Raiders Virtual Boyfriend Overturned

The idea of ​​deleting flashed across Zhou Lin's mind, and he felt relieved all of a sudden!

Right, people should have self-knowledge, and don't do things that they are not good at.

Asking a cook to restore cultural relics is not creative, it is sick.

Turn on the phone and then open the article page. Unexpectedly, in just a short while, countless comments have been added, and the number of favorites has increased by hundreds.

"Don't these people sleep at night?"

Especially the one that was brushed to the top.

[Jianlou, wait to call Dad! 】

It was the landlord who was the first to fight the building.

Take the bamboo shoots!

Take the bamboo shoots!

The giant pandas on the mountain are all starving to death!

Zhou Lin's good mood didn't last ten seconds before it disappeared without a trace.

He has a feeling that if he deletes the advance payment now, he will lose completely.

And he...can't afford to lose!

However, he really dug a hole for himself!

Zhou Lin collapsed on the sofa with his mobile phone in his hand, hugged his head and screamed for a long time, the content of the movie on the TV was completely unimportant.

Anyway, the protagonist can defeat the bad guys and win in the end. As for him, it's hard to say whether he can he this time!

This night, some people are happy and some are sad.

Zhou Lin didn't know when he fell asleep with his mobile phone in his arms. When he woke up the next day, the sky was bright and he glanced at the time. It was almost noon.

Days without work are always upside down.

There were a bunch of messages on the phone, Zhou Lin glanced at them, picked out the important ones and replied to them all, and he ignored the unimportant ones, such as those from his brother and friends who came to check on his brain.

The refrigerator at home had just been buried full. Zhou Lin opened it and looked around, but found that there was nothing he wanted to eat.

It's not that I don't have an appetite, but I really miss the Malatang in the alley not far from their community.

With little hesitation, Zhou Lin closed the refrigerator door and went out. When he got downstairs, it was a coincidence that he bumped into the girl upstairs.

He goes downstairs, she goes upstairs.

The whole person looked a little haggard, and his expression was full of strength.

Zhou Lin opened his mouth slightly, but he swallowed back the comforting words that came to his lips... They are just neighbors who are not very familiar with each other, and they don't even know each other's names, so it seems very strange to comfort people like this.

With this hesitation, the girl had already entered the elevator.

Zhou Lin didn't need to worry anymore, he walked slowly to eat lunch, he had nothing to do in the afternoon and didn't want to go home, so he wandered aimlessly on the road.

Finally, I spent the afternoon reading a book in a small bookstore.

Why did you just finish lunch, and now you have to think about what to have for dinner?

He was alone, and he didn't know what to eat for dinner. He couldn't eat hot pot and barbecue by himself. After walking around for a long time, the night was hazy, but the lights were brightly lit.

Unknowingly, I walked to a quiet bar. The owner didn’t know whether it was out of style or personal preference. He put a simple water tank in front of the store. The water was very shallow. The lotus leaves stand there.

"It's decided, this is it."

Zhou Lin regarded this as a fate chosen by God for him, so he pushed the door open and walked in.

The light in the bar was dim, and a very handsome young lady was sitting in a corner of the bar holding a guitar and singing, her voice was slightly hoarse.

At this time, there were very few people in the quiet bar, so Zhou Lin randomly picked a seat he liked and sat down.

There were not many surprises in the food in the store, there were pasta, grilled wings, etc. Zhou Lin ordered a few of them casually, and ordered a bottle of the store's signature lotus wine.

The wine is white wine, soaked in lotus, it doesn't taste so strong, the aroma of the wine is mixed with the aroma of lotus, and the taste is very good.

Zhou Lin usually also likes to drink, and he drank a little too much before he knew it.

Maybe the wine tasted too good, but by the time I noticed it, the drunk was out of control.

"Ah, it's time to go home."

From the moment Zhou Lin stood up, he felt his feet fluttering and his body was a little out of control, but his mind was still very clear.

When he came out, he had to walk, but he didn't feel how far it was. When he went back, he also walked back the same way, but he felt that the further he walked, the farther he walked, as if he was thousands of miles away from home.

When his younger brother Zhou Shi called, he was considering whether to take a taxi back home.

"Brother, have you been drinking?"

When Zhou Shi heard the drunken little nasal voice, he immediately understood what was going on.

Zhou Lin knew without listening that he would receive nagging from his younger brother, so he hurriedly ended the call before anyone could speak.

"That's it, I'll call you when I get home."

He didn't listen to what Zhou Shi said, so he hung up the phone.

so close.

In Zhou Lin's life, his mother died early, and all the nagging he enjoyed came from his brother who was five years younger than him. Sometimes he felt that his brother was reincarnated into the wrong gender, nagging, loves to clean, just like a man Mother.

Slowly strolling home, it was already more than half an hour later.

The feeling of drinking at the beginning has been blown away by the wind in the cold night, and the excitement has subsided, leaving only the drowsiness of wanting to fall asleep quickly.

"I am home."

After getting out of the elevator, Zhou Lin opened the door while pressing his phone to send a voice message to Zhou Shi.

After entering the door, took off his coat, poured himself another glass of water to drink, Zhou Lin went back to the sofa in the living room and sat down, Zhou Shi hadn't replied to the message yet.

It shouldn't be, I usually watch the phone on weekdays and wait for him to report his safety when he arrives home.

Zhou Lin took out his mobile phone and looked at it again. After this glance, his brain, which was intoxicated by alcohol, suddenly became sober for a while.

Damn, I sent the wrong message!

The news of arriving home was not sent to Zhou Shi, but to the virtual boyfriend who was chatting that day. His avatar was the same color as Zhou Shi's avatar. He just touched it casually and didn't see it clearly.

After a while, it was too late to withdraw it. Fortunately, the content of the message was not something shameful.

Zhou Lin calmed down after a few seconds, and even had some other thoughts.

After he finished chatting with the person that day, he sent Zhou Shi to school. He even forgot to delete the person, but he didn't expect that the other party didn't delete him either?

Zhou Lin looked at the message that the message was sent successfully again, feeling a little itchy in his heart.

There are really few men in the world with such a nice voice who suits his taste.

otherwise……

No, no, they are strangers. If someone forgets to delete him because of something, it is considered harassment if he posts it now. If someone deletes him as a pervert, he can't bear it. People with good voices are annoying, and it's too miserable.

Besides, maybe he can't send the news now?

During the chat, he also said that he was just doing the job for others, and he didn't really work as a virtual boyfriend at all.

Zhou Lin sat on the sofa, struggled and tilted down, rolled over, and fell directly onto the carpet.

"Hey!"

I hit my shoulder and it hurts.

The mobile phone in his hand also fell to the ground, and at this moment, the screen lit up.

Received a WeChat message.

"Hey!!"

Zhou Lin suddenly forgot about the pain in his arm, picked up his phone and opened the app chat page.

DY: [Sent the wrong message? 】

After Ding Yi sent the message, looking at the words, he felt that what he said was nonsense. This person's sentence "I'm home" was obviously drunk, and with the content, if it wasn't for a mistake, it could have been sent to him. side?

They probably forgot to delete him, and they drank too much and didn't see clearly who they were chatting with.

But he was quite surprised. He always thought that the one who would order a virtual boyfriend would be a little girl, but he didn't expect it to be a boy.

Lin: [Ah, I'm sorry, I was going to send it to my brother. The color of your two portraits is a bit similar. I didn't see it clearly. I'm sorry to bother you. 】

Just when Ding Yi was considering whether to withdraw his message, the other party replied with a series of texts.

DY: [It's okay, it's not a disturbance, I happen to have nothing to do. 】

Lin: 【Looks like it's not a social animal who works overtime. 】

Pro: [Smile.jpg]

DY: [It's still this morning, and now it's unemployed. 】

Ding Yi finally received the layoff notice today. Actually, it was not surprising at all. The person in charge of their department, the blond foreigner, has long disliked him. At that time, the nostrils were particularly upturned.

If it wasn't against the law to put people in sacks, he would really have the urge to drag people into the alley.

The layoffs of the entire department, it sounds good on the surface, but in fact, they are just afraid that they will learn their so-called advanced technology, and they don't think about it, the people in their entire R&D department have not made any contribution to related research?

It's just that it seems superfluous to say anything at this time.

Zhou Lin lay on the carpet to send a message.

My virtual boyfriend is unemployed?Which one doesn't have long ears, and doesn't even keep such a nice voice by his side to enjoy it?

Lin: [Unemployment is no big deal, it’s a blessing in disguise, maybe this is just the beginning of a new journey in your beautiful life. 】

DY: [I would like to borrow your good words. 】

Lin: [Yeah, so relax, just take a few days off, if you're in a bad mood, find someone to talk to, or have a drink. 】

DY: [Wine is drinking. 】

Lin: [What about the chatter? 】

DY: [Isn't this chatting? 】

Zhou Lin curled his lips while holding the phone, is this flirtatious?right?

Ah, it's a p!

I don't know each other, they just lost their jobs and are in a bad mood, just find a stranger to talk to.

Zhou Lin gave himself a chest thump to calm himself down.

Thinking about these things, it would be more practical to listen to the little brother's voice.

When Zhou Lin chatted again, instead of typing, he sent a voice message directly.

Lin: [I'll tell you a joke. 】

Lin: [When Pikachu stands up, do you know what it has become?It becomes a pickup truck. 】

Lin: [Xu Xian bought a hat for the white lady, but the white lady couldn't move after wearing it, do you know why?It turned out to be a snake cap. 】

Lin: 【Are you laughing? 】

Ding Yi casually clicked on the voices sent by Swoosh, and the young man's voice suddenly rang out in the space he was in. It seemed to be a little drunk, with a few catchy endings from time to time.

"what."

He listened and couldn't help laughing.

It's been a cold joke for so many years, and this person is still using it to coax people.

In the rented room, Lin Zhizhou was working and hadn't come back from work yet. Ding Yi sat alone at the dining table, opened a bottle of red wine, and drank silently.

He is really not in a good mood today, and he has the idea of ​​getting drunk.

Just turning on the phone, none of the hundreds of contacts he felt could be considered "do not disturb" by calling him out, and he felt that there were some things he couldn't say when he met the few who asked him to eat and drink. The relationship is not up to that point.

Ding Yi sat alone for a long time, sighing in his heart.

When he was almost 30 years old, others said that he had a successful career and a successful life, but there was not even one person who could talk.

There is more than one real estate certificate in his safe, and there are seven-figure deposits in his bank card. He just left his job. Nothing left.

DY: [Laughs. 】

DY: [Thank you. 】

Ding Yi returned the voice. At this moment, he expressed his gratitude to the person who told him a bad joke. At least at this moment, it made him feel that he still has a little connection with this world, and his life is not so pale. nothing.

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Note: The cold joke comes from the Internet