I am a group pet in the high school

The life of a high school student with pure love and God of War

01

Recently, everyone in the college has the same consensus.

That is, never talk to Gojo Satoru about any words related to "love", such as "Valentine's Day", "marriage", "like" and other related topics.

"Otherwise you will regret it."

Zenyuan Maki earnestly warned Otoko Yuta, who entered the school on the first day, but unfortunately the latter looked confused and couldn't understand why he couldn't talk about this with the seemingly reliable teacher Wutiao, but he still nodded obediently, expressing that I know it myself.

02

Today's high school staged the "Fox Battle" between Xia Youjie and Gojo Satoru.

The panda spread his hands towards Yi Guyoutai with a shocked face, and said in a very helpless tone: "Wu and Jie are still the same, this kind of scene will happen every few days, and you will get used to it in the future."

Yigu Youtai:! ?

He was sitting on the steps of the playground, looking at the two teachers who were fighting fiercely, and then looked at the cute little white fox that should be the center of the incident, but now squatting at his feet, he hesitated for a while, and made sure that Lixiang had no response , and then hugged the little white fox who was pulling on his trousers.

The little fox was very obedient, and fell asleep after lying on his lap.

He couldn't help touching the soft snow-white fur, and the little white fox immediately snored comfortably under his hands.

"You, Youtai! What are you touching!?" The panda suddenly took several steps back in horror.

"Salmon!" The dog curly spine on the side also retreated again and again.

"Hey!? What's the matter!?" Yi Gu Youtai was frightened by the attitude of the two, quickly let go of the hand touching the little white fox, and raised his hands high to show his innocence.

The little white fox also raised his head, and let out a cry of dissatisfaction with Yi Gu Youtai's stop.

The panda's face was full of indescribability, and he waved his hand in front of himself in sync with the dog curly spine, and then ran away in a hurry, leaving only Yigu Youtai with question marks on his face.

He just watched the pandas run away, and when he turned his head, he saw Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie squatting behind him together, smiling kindly.

"Oh, Yuta is really popular with girls, even Xiaobai likes you so much."

Yigu Youtai:! ! ?

03

Yi Guyouta always thought that his two teachers were raising a little white fox together, just like raising a kitten, and the two would compete with each other who was the kitten's favorite person.

And the little fox often came to him to be petted by stealth when they quarreled, and he got used to it after a long time. As long as he saw the little white fox appearing next to him, he knew that Teacher Wutiao was going to be late again today—in order to keep up with Teacher Xia You fights.

However, every time his high school classmates looked at him with strange eyes, which made him very puzzled.

Until one day, he finally couldn't help but curiously asked Maki, who had a strange face, this question.

The other party raised his eyebrows, looked at him with the eyes of "you don't even know this", and said kindly: "That fox is the wife of stupid Wu."

Yigu Youtai:! ! ? !

04

Yigu Youtai was forced to refresh a lot of worldviews in the high school.

What shocked him the most was probably that his seemingly frivolous teacher Wutiao was actually a pure love party.

So after learning that he had cursed Lixiang, he just had an idea suddenly.

"Ah, it's the same as Gojo-sensei."

05

According to Panda, Teacher Xia You once seriously asked about Yi Guyoutai and Lixiang in private.

In the end, I didn't expect Yigu Yuta to say innocently, "Teacher, I'm the same as Wujo teacher."

Just when Teacher Xia You frowned and wanted to continue asking, the other party added another sentence innocently.

"We are all pure love."

The panda described it vividly.

It is said that Teacher Xia You's face was particularly ugly at that time.

Gou Juanji silently got useful knowledge from it——Yi Gu Youtai is not only a pure love party but also a natural black, so don't mess with him.

06

Otoko Yuta had just sent away Sato, who had been bound by his own curse to this world, and when he turned around, he saw Gojo Satoru holding his "wife" waiting for him.

He didn't think much about it, he had just gone through a big event and forgot what Maki had warned, and said with a wry smile: "The relationship between the teacher and the teacher's wife is really good."

As if a switch was turned on in an instant, Gojo Satoru started to shoot his pink bubbles like he didn't need to rest at all. Starting from the acquaintance with Xiaobai, he talked all the way how they overcame the obstruction of the "big devil" and finally succeeded Walking together—this process took three hours, and the content can be said to be exhaustive, so that Yi Gu Youtai didn't know whether to interrupt the other party for a while.

He finally knew why Maki would specifically warn him about such things.

Now he regrets not listening to the other party.

And Yigu Youta, who was brainwashed by various emotional histories, didn't notice that the little white fox who was also forced to review his love history for three hours in Gojo Satoru's arms was so shy that he was about to turn into a pink fox. The little head was buried deeply in Gojo Satoru's arms.

07

Xia Youjie said that he is used to being the "big devil" in the mouth of his close friends.

He even happily said to his close friend at that time: "Since you are going to marry Xiaobai, you have to call my father first to listen."

At first he was called disgusted, but now his status was reversed, Wujo Satoru fell into silence.

In the end, he still called out the title with difficulty: "Dad."

Xia Youjie smiled and said, "Hey, good boy."

Gojo Wu: "."

Yi Guyoutai heard from the panda that most of the forest in Gaozhuan was destroyed that day, which made Principal Ye Moth half dead with anger.

08

Otoko Yuta has always admired Gojo Satoru.

Not only did the other party help me at that time, but also taught me a lot of things, and she was even a pure love party like myself—although Maki's expression was very subtle when she heard him say this.

This kind of small worship continued until one day, when Yigu Youtai happened to see Gojo Satoru leading a woman with long white hair for a walk in Gaozhuan, and then it stopped abruptly.

In a panic, he ran to Maki and the others and told them what he saw, but he didn't expect to only get the eyes of the three of them staring at him.

Yigu Youtai:?

09

Panda patted him on the shoulder very calmly: "Wu didn't cheat, that's his real wife."

Yigu Youtai:?

"But, isn't Teacher Wujo's wife that little white fox!?"

Curlythorn also patted him on the other shoulder: "Salmon!"

Yigu Youtai:? ?

In the end, Maki, who was on the sidelines, couldn't stand it anymore, and said angrily: "Idiot! Haven't you found out yet! Miss Bai is that little white fox! The woman you saw is the same person as the little white fox!"

Yigu Youtai:! ! ?

He felt that his pure love had been betrayed! !

10

Gojo Satoru found that his good student suddenly fell into depression recently.

As a nice guy, he stopped Maki after class one day.

Hearing that the other party stopped her because she wanted to ask Yi Gu Youta a question, her originally impatient eyes suddenly became strange.

"Don't you know that you hurt him?"

Hearing this, Gojo Satoru slowly made a question mark, but within a few seconds, he nodded as if he understood, and said, "Oh, is that so, then I know."

Now it was Maki's turn to ask a question.

11

As the only one in the school who has been in love, and who has heard all the love stories of Gojo Satoru (although it is forced), he directly becomes the only person Gojo Satoru can talk about relationship issues—although strictly speaking, It was Yi Gu Youtai who was unilaterally forced to be given dog food by Wutiao Wu.

But recently Gojo Satoru didn't know what he heard, but he started to reflect on this inhuman behavior.

Yi Gu Youtai thought that he could finally get out of the hell of eating all-you-can-eat dog food, but it turns out that he still underestimated Wujo Wutiao.

He looked at Zenyuan Maki, Panda, Dog Juanji, and Fu Heihui who were forced to eat dog food with him on the left and right sides, and silently lit the wax in his heart for everyone.

--This is called equal damage..?

12

The last collective "extracurricular activity" was interrupted by Miss Xiaobai.

The reason is that that day Fu Heihui "accidentally" dialed Miss Bai's phone seemingly unintentionally, and then the various love histories that Mr. Wutiao was telling were transmitted into Miss Bai's ears through the microphone.

So he was fortunate enough to witness the scene where Teacher Wu Tiao was sent flying by the tail of the little white fox, and then dragged home by the little white lady who turned into a human.

After this, a group of them were finally freed!

well done!benefit! Nice!

Yi Gu Youtai gave a thumbs up silently in his heart.

13

A long time later, when he was promoted to the second grade, and there were two more juniors, Yuzuo Yuhito and Wild Rose Kizaki, and Megumi Fukuro, who he knew already, he warned them calmly when they met for the first time: " Absolutely, don't mention any topics related to his feelings in front of Wujo teacher."

Fu Heihui on the side nodded sympathetically.

Only Yuzu Yuuhito and Nagasaki Yeqiangwei looked at him with puzzled faces.

Yigu Youtai seemed to see himself who had not been destroyed before, so he could only sigh deeply.

He patted the heads of the juniors affectionately, and said what all the seniors would say: "It's okay, you will know later."

Two people:? ?

14

After Yi Gu Youtai heard about the two-faced Nuo in the body of Polygonum cuspidatum Youren, he solemnly expressed his understanding.

Just when he thought that this was what Teacher Wu Tiao meant for him to pay more attention to the knotweed stick, he heard the other party add another sentence.

"Ah, if Su Nuo appears, you can find Xiaobai, she knows how to solve it."

Yigu Youtai:?

His impression of Miss Bai was still the cute little white fox before going abroad, and the beautiful and weak white-haired woman.

It turns out that Miss Xiaobai is very powerful, isn't she?

Such doubts were quickly answered.

One time, when I went to solve the attack of a curse master in a school with Yuzu Yuren and Miss Xiaobai, I was stimulated by seeing human beings turned into "monsters" by the talking curse spirit. At this time, there was even a sneer that fueled the fire, and his emotions were a little out of control.

However, before Yi Gu Youtai could do anything, Miss Bai, who had turned into a fox, knocked away Su Nuo, which was growing on the face of Knotweed Youren, with one tail.

pumping, flying, gone.

Then, the super magic spirit who was still trying to take advantage of the chaos and do something to Yoshino Junpei was also whipped away.

High, far, home run.

"Pervert! Wu said that people who don't wear clothes are perverts!! Let them all fly away!!"

Yi Gu Youtai remembered that the talking curse spirit seemed to have lost his clothes because of some kind of surgery, and fell silent.

Miss Xiaobai, it's really amazing.

Either way, it's really amazing——

The author has something to say:

Yi Gu: I originally thought that Wutiao teacher was also pure love.. (betrayed

Five:?

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Originally I wanted to write about the daily life of the college, but it turned out that many of them were written from the perspective of Yi Gu, so I wrote an article first, all of which were written by Yi Gu!