I am a group pet in the high school

Fu Heihui turned around abruptly, a tall man with black eyepatch on his face and short white hair was watching the fun, and he raised his hands and cheered: "Okay! My wife is great! My wife is amazing! Hit me!" He! There it is! Swipe down!"

Fu Heihui:?

He slowly typed a question mark, and then called out the other party's identity: "Teacher Wu Tiao? When did you come?"

As if he had only noticed Fu Hei Hui now, Gojo Satoru let out an "oh" and said in surprise, "Hui, are you there too?"

Fu Heihui: "."

Can he beat this man now?

"Megumi! What should I do!? Because Satoru said, "If you see other people naked, just knock them out", so I patted him lightly with my tail, and now he seems to have passed out——huh?When did you come here? "

Just after getting into trouble, the little white fox who was at a loss standing on the head of the pink-haired boy lying on the floor just turned his head and wanted to ask Fu Heihui for help outside the court, only to realize that Gojo Satoru appeared in front of him at some point Behind him, he picked her up.

Is that called lightly? ?The super curse has passed out, huh? ?

And what does it mean to knock someone out when you see someone naked! ?Teacher Wutiao, what have you taught Miss Bai! ?

Fu Heihui thought suspiciously, but didn't dare to say it.

He finally discovered that Xiaobai's understanding of many things seemed to have started to go wrong after being with Wutiao Wu for too long.

"That's right, if you encounter such an exposed pervert, you should directly knock him out!" Wujo Satoru said in agreement, without any hint of guilt, "Speaking of which, what's going on?"

The little white fox, who refused to be hugged for a while, climbed up on top of his head, and the whole fox lay on top of his head. Wu Tiao Wu didn't care, so he could only take out a branch that he didn't know where it came from, poked it and lay it on the ground. The body of the pink-haired boy who fainted on the ground.

It's like poking a dead body.

Fu Heihui was startled by the description in his mind, and was stunned for a moment when he heard the other party's question before reacting: "He, the knotweed, ate the special-grade curse."

"Oh?" Gojo Satoru stroked his chin and looked at the knotweed Yuhito lying on the ground as a corpse for a few seconds, "Indeed, it's really interesting."

"What should I do now?" Xiaobai was a little worried that she would give someone a concussion. She just felt that the other party's big smile and four eyes made her uncomfortable, so she rushed forward subconsciously. ——And she didn't expect this curse to be so indiscriminate!Usually when she "plays" with Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie, she uses much more strength than this!

"Well...he should be waking up soon."

As soon as Gojo Gojo finished speaking, Tiara Hirohito's fingers moved slightly, and he opened his eyes in a daze, and his eyes happened to meet Gojo Satoru who was squatting next to him.

Yuzu Yuhito was obviously stunned for a moment, and then said in surprise: "Wow! Mr. Fox with fox ears?"

Gojo Satoru:?

Then he realized that because of the angle, Yuzu Yujin just saw Xiaobai's ears but not his body, so he mistakenly thought that he had double fox ears.

"It's cute, isn't it?" However, he didn't have any desire to explain. Instead, he put on a pose that he thought was handsome, "How about this? Or like this?"

"Oh, this pose is not bad, it's very handsome!" Knotabagi Yujin very cooperatively picked a gesture and gave a thumbs up.

"Yeah, right?"

Fu Heihui who witnessed all this: "."

Tired and destroyed, this man!

Finally, Xiaobai, who was hanging behind Gojo Wu's head, couldn't stand being dangled around, couldn't bear it anymore, jumped on top of his head, and patted Gojo Wu's head with his tail in protest: "Aww!"

Youruhito Knotata was shocked, "Ah! It's the little fox I saw on Fu Hei before!"

"It's too late for you to find out now!?" Fu Heihui finally couldn't help but spit, "No, how did you see her?!"

"I don't know either, so what's going on here?" Hiroto Hiroshi patted himself on the head, and said in confusion, "Why do I feel like I was knocked out by something just now?"

Xiaobai shrank his head in guilt, jumped off Gojo Wu's body, and threw himself into Fu Heihui's arms.

stare--

Steadily catching the little white fox, Fu Heihui felt the strange gaze from Gojo Wutiao, and finally couldn't help the blue veins popping up on his forehead: "Teacher Wutiao, what did you do to Miss Xiaobai?"

Gojo Satoru rubbed his chin, recalling yesterday, "It's nothing, I just bought a new dress and wanted Xiaobai to wear it."

"What new clothes! That, that's that." When Xiaobai heard this, the whole fox turned pink in embarrassment, and protested incoherently: "No, I can't do it!"

"I think it's very pretty." Gojo Satoru said with a serious face, "Fox Erniang is pretending to be a maid, Saigao!"

Fu Heihui: "."

He directly looked at Gojo Wutiao with the words "human scum" in his eyes, "Teacher Wutiao, if you do this again, I will tell Teacher Xia You."

"Hey—you can't do this, Hui, you are my student, right?" Gojo Satoru said dissatisfied, "And don't you understand, this is the love between husband and wife. Ah, speaking of Hui If you don’t have a girlfriend, it’s normal not to understand.”

"." Fu Heihui resisted that he wanted to summon the jade dog directly to let him feel the power of being bitten by a single dog, and said calmly: "Please don't bully Miss Xiaobai, and what should I do in this situation? "

"Well." Gojo Wu thought for a while, ignored the little white fox's protesting eyes, and naturally hugged her back from Fu Heihui's hand, rua a few times, "Oh, it seems a bit too late , let's solve it tomorrow."

Fu Heihui and Polygonum cuspidatum Yuren:? ?

Gojo Satoru hugged the little white fox with the speechless expression on his face and rubbed it against his cheek, and said with a matter of course: "That is to say, I am different from you, I have a wife!"

"..ha?"

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The noon sun shone into the room, and Xiao Bai, who was lying on the bed, woke up leisurely.She squinted half-closed, stretched out her hand and patted the bed next to her in a daze, but it was empty, and then she woke up suddenly, propped up her upper body, and looked at the empty seat beside her—that originally belonged to Gojo Satoru .

Xiaobai froze for a moment, then remembered that Gojo Satoru had said something to himself who was still sleepy in the morning, "I have something to deal with" and "Go to school first".

Ah, it seems to be because of the appearance of that Knotweed Yujin yesterday.

Xiaobai pieced together the memories, and just when he was about to sit up straight, he felt soreness from his waist in protest, so he lay back down again, pulled up the quilt that had slipped off due to the action just now, and buried himself go in.

Damn, it happens every time!It's all said and done!

Xiaobai thought angrily.

She lay on the bed for a while, feeling better before she got up, picked up the clothes hanging on the chair and dressed, and then slowly began to position herself.

For Xiaobai, locating Gojo Satoru's location was easier than anyone else's, so she roughly confirmed the location in a short while, opened the door directly, and teleported there.

"Well, that's about it anyway, tomorrow we have to go out to pick up the third first grader."

"Huh? What about now?"

As soon as Xiaobai stepped out of the door, he heard the above conversation. Before he could stand still, he was suddenly pulled over by someone, and looked at Gojo Satoru who was embracing him with a dazed expression.

I saw Gojo Wu hanging on Xiaobai's body, relying on the height difference to hold him in his arms, with a smile that made Fu Heihui want to beat him up: "Teacher, I am different from you, next There's still a lot to do."

"Wow, suddenly a beautiful woman appeared out of thin air!" Hirohito Tibon was shocked and pointed at Xiaobai, who was already flushed and shy enough to want to disappear in place, "Is this Teacher Wujo's girlfriend?"

"NONONO, teacher, I'm married." Wujo Gou showed off the ring on his left ring finger, and said braggingly, "Let me introduce, her name is Wujobai, she is my wife."

Xiaobai blushed and wanted to bow, but found that she couldn't bend down at all because of the position she was being held by someone. Even when she had this tendency, she felt that her waist began to protest again, and she could only face her. Knotabagi Yuhito nodded, "Hello."

"Hello! Please give me some advice from the teacher!" Hirohito Katsuobu called out very bluntly. This address made Xiaobai's face even more red, but Gojo Satoru, who was hanging on the other party's body as a large pendant, thought it was very good. , and gave a thumbs up in a happy mood: "This title is very good, and I will add ten points to the classmate of Polygonum cuspidatum!"

"Great!"

Fu Heihui on the side rolled his eyes, not wanting to admit that such a childish person is his teacher.

"All in all, that's it. Let's get to know each other well. I'll go to work—"

Gojo Satoru didn't care about the reaction of the two of them as he said this, and disappeared with Xiaobai in a teleport.

It was the first time that Yuzu Yuhito, who saw this scene, exclaimed, then turned his head and asked Fu Heihui, who was not surprised, "Has the relationship between Mr. Wutiao and his wife always been so good?"

"Master." Fu Heihui, who was extremely unaccustomed to this address, still called her by the name she had always called, "Miss Xiaobai and Teacher Wutiao have always gotten along in the same way, but it is usually Teacher Wutiao who pulls Miss Xiaobai to show their affection. .”

And he always shows off his ring when he sees people, Fu Heihui thought with a blank face, and then added: "You better not talk about the word teacher's mother in front of Teacher Wutiao, he will be too complacent."

"Hey? Is it like this?" Knotabagi Yujin thought for a while before asking: "Speaking of which, I always feel like I've seen Miss Xiaobai somewhere?"

【That damned fox! 】

The mouth that grew out of Knotweed Yujin's hand suddenly cursed angrily.

"Snapped!"

He hit the mouth with the other hand directly, and said to Fu Heihui, who was beside him with a dazed expression, "He's a bit noisy." Then he turned his head and frowned, "Why doesn't the fox Fox's."

"Stupid brat, haven't you figured it out yet? That fox last night was that woman just now!" The two-faced Su Nuo grew a mouth on the face of Knotweed Yuren, and said mockingly: "I really don't know what's happening now." Why does this kind of monster even exist in the world of conjuration, and that conjurer is married to her? It's so funny—"

Youren slapped himself on the face again, and asked in amazement: "Is what Su Nuo said true? Miss Bai is a fox?"

This is almost an open secret, so Fu Heihui didn't deny it, and nodded to affirm the other party's statement: "It's the little fox from last night, but it's not a monster, Miss Bai is a fox fairy."

"Is it the kind of fox fairy who was rescued and turned into a beautiful girl to be with humans?!"

"..Although I don't know what legend you are talking about, but you just take it as it is."

[Oh, playing tricks. 】

This time, Hu Zhang Youren didn't hit Su Nuo's mouth anymore, but said thoughtfully: "I always feel that Su Nuo has a lot of opinions on Miss Xiaobai, but why didn't you just say it directly in front of Miss Bai?"

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"You don't think so, are you afraid of Miss Xiaobai?" Discovering the other party's silence, Hiroto Hirohito asked speculatively, "Then you were scared by Teacher Gojo just now, so—"

"Hmph, it's really boring. I'll kill them one day." Before Katsuobu Yuren could finish his guess, the mouth of the two-faced Su Nuo disappeared, and Knotabagi Yuren refused to come out even if he said something more.

Knotaba Yuhito touched his chin.

He seems to have found Su Nuo's weakness?

The author has something to say:

About sprinkling dog food three times.

Five: You don't have a wife, you don't understand.

Another five: I have a wife and I am different from you

Still five: Wife kisses wife and hugs!

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This setting is a bit outrageous, so I left it on the sidelines. I want to persecute the uncle a little, but I can only let him be a little bit better, so it may be quite OOC.

Xiaobai can feel the soul because of his previous relationship with Huzhai Palace, so the attack can really hit the soul.It's a small secondary (?

Uncle: Why can you hit me? ?