I am a group pet in the high school

Gojo Satoru, who returned to the room alone, lay on the bed a little tired.

He thought of Xiaobai's blank eyes just now, and wondered if he was too impatient, and scratched his hair a little annoyed.

After all, Xiaobai didn't understand anything, so he had already made a strategy for fighting a long-term war of resistance, and he had already been mentally prepared for it.

It's just that this time Xiaobai ran away by himself again, and his body also changed his personality, which made his originally worried emotions rise to the highest point. After finally returning safely, he found that the other party seemed to be okay, which made Gojo Satoru always feel that he Worry for nothing.

This kind of emotional ups and downs inevitably made him feel a little tired.

Do you really need to slow down a little more?

Damn it, why don't you ask Jie... No, this guy is also single, and I always feel that he has been hindering me in every possible way.

Wujo Wujo counted the current members of the high school, eager to find out who could give him some advice, but after thinking about it, he found one thing in horror - most of the magicians are Singles! !

And the only teacher Ye Moth who has experience in love is even worse. Did he even get divorced without seeing her!Then you must not refer to the experience of losers!

That being the case!

Gojo Satoru picked up his mobile phone from the bedside and made a call casually.

Almost immediately after dialing, the phone was picked up, and a respectful voice came from the opposite side: "Master Wutiao, do you have any orders?"

This phone book is a special line exclusively for Gojo Satoru, and the Gojo Housekeeper on the opposite side of the microphone took out a paper and pen from his breast pocket as usual.

According to previous experience, when Master Wutiao called, he usually asked him to buy something. The range was very wide, from a certain dessert to the location of a hot spring hotel, to women's underwear and skirts, he had bought them all.

Although he almost blurted out and asked the young master what he wanted women's underwear for, the housekeeper certainly knew too many disadvantages if he could do this position.

So he wisely chose to shut up, and secretly prayed that the young master gave it to his girlfriend—although it was strange, at least it was more acceptable to him than if the young master wanted to wear it himself.

And this time must be no exception, the butler began to think in his mind which one of the new desserts just happened to be released recently and he needed to help purchase them.

He clenched his pen tightly, waiting for the other party's next sentence, but he didn't expect——

【Ah, that’s right.. I want to ask how you got together with your girlfriend. 】

housekeeper:"."

"I'm very sorry, Master Gojo, this subordinate...doesn't have a girlfriend."

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Gojo Satoru was silent for a while, and then said in disbelief, "How is that possible! You are so old and don't have a girlfriend yet!?"

The butler could only say with difficulty: "Yes, master."

【I do not believe!This is outrageous!How can you not get a girlfriend, you really let me down! 】

This is not what he wants!The butler answered silently in his heart with tears streaming down his face.

How can it be so easy to work in Wutiao's house, he doesn't have the time to make a girlfriend!

【No, no, no, you really can't do it like this. You're too embarrassing for the Wutiao family. Let me tell you, don't go out and say that you are the housekeeper of the Wutiao family. 】

housekeeper:"."

He figured it out, the young master was venting his anger because he didn't ask what he wanted to ask.

The butler sighed.

Sure enough, no matter how old you are, the young master still has the heart of a child, how can you find a girlfriend like this——

[Hey, I heard it all, you just said your heart out. 】

The housekeeper was startled, and subconsciously replied: "What? Did this subordinate actually tell you about the fact that the young master couldn't find a girlfriend?!"

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【You didn't say it just now, but you said it now. 】

Originally, he was just trying to cheat the other party casually, but Wujo Wu, who didn't expect his butler to directly recruit all of them, was speechless.

Only then did the housekeeper realize that he had been tricked by Wujo Wu, thinking that it was already like this anyway, so he simply smashed the jar and conveyed what the Patriarch had told him before with a blank expression.

"Master... The head of the house said that he wants to meet the "girlfriend" you mentioned. "He said euphemistically, selectively concealing that the word the Patriarch originally said was "legendary girlfriend".

Before, Young Master Wutiao took Gaozhuan and his party to the hot spring hotel, and the person in charge there immediately reported that there was a girl with white hair who seemed to have a close relationship with Young Master Wutiao. Very shocked——Why did Master Wutiao invite someone to sleep in order not to sleep alone?

Although Master Wutiao was talking about a girlfriend, everyone didn't believe it, after all...

——How can someone like chickens and cats, right?

[I don't want it, my girlfriend can just watch it for herself, why should I show it to those old men! 】

"." The butler said with a deliberate tone: "Master, it doesn't matter if you don't have a girlfriend, and neither do your subordinates."

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It seemed that he had poked the other party's sore foot. The butler waited for a while, but there was no sound from the other side.

Just when he thought the other party had dropped the line and almost hung up the phone, the other party finally answered. --next time!I'll take her back next time to have a look! ! 】

As soon as the voice fell, the call was unilaterally cut off.

Looking at the pitch-black screen, the housekeeper began to think about a question——Master, he will never return to Wutiao's house again.

On the other side, after finishing the call, Gojo Satoru was lying on the bed, staring at the ceiling, lost in thought. After thinking about it, he decided that the most reliable way was to ask a professional.

Thinking so, he took out his phone and started surfing the web.

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[Welcome to Xiao Ai's emotional hotline!I'm today's host, Xiao Ai.Do you have any emotional problems?Want to hear expert advice?Then welcome all listeners and friends to call this phone——]

Jianren Qihai finished a mission and was sitting in the back seat of the car, closing his eyes and resting his mind.

He heard the assistant supervisor turn on the radio in the car, and the sweet girl's voice came from inside, as well as the listeners who dialed in to express their emotions, which made him unable to open his eyes.

The assistant supervisor seemed to like this program very much, and nodded in agreement with the analysis of the host Xiao Ai, but Jianren Qihai only thought that these were basically useless tricks-whoever used them would probably be appropriate Single for life.

Although he is also single, it does not prevent him from making such a judgment.

[Okay, then we welcome the next one, the listener who goes by the pseudonym Mr. Dabai to talk about his emotional troubles. 】

[Hello host, I'm Dabai.In fact, I have a friend who has a girl who I have liked for a long time, and the meeting between the two of them was a wonderful accident.

She is a very cute girl, she is very simple, she has never had a boyfriend, and usually likes to eat chicken and fried tofu, so I. . Friends often make it for her to eat. 】

The assistant supervisor nodded while driving the car: "Very good, it's a good way for this person to use food to attack the opponent."

However, Jianren Qihai, who was originally somewhat lacking in interest, became more and more aware of this description and description, and unconsciously began to focus on listening.

Although the sound coming out of the radio is somewhat distorted, but according to the law that my friend is myself, Jianren Qihai always feels that this seems to be some unreliable senior..

Shouldn't it?Isn't he already with Xiaobai?Jianren Qihai fell into confusion.

[My friend originally thought that he could slowly accompany her and make her fall in love with him, but recently, he found that the other party never seemed to treat my friend as a special person.So I want to ask Xiao Ai, what should my friend do now? 】

The other party roughly finished stating his troubles, the host Xiao Ai confirmed that the other party had finished speaking, and then took over the conversation: "Okay, then we thank Mr. Dabai for sharing. Regarding your question about Mr. Dabai, Xiao Ai here I would like to ask a few questions, did you give her any more personal gifts before?"

【not me!is my friend! 】

Xiao Ai quickly changed her words: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's your friend. Has your friend ever given him any personal gifts?"

However, she intended to talk about a private gift alone, but she didn't expect that the other party seemed to have misunderstood something, so she replied straightforwardly: "Yes, women's underwear."

Little Love:?

Always thought the direction was a bit weird, but no problem, she is a professional!

"Is that so, is the other party wearing it too?"

[I am very happy to wear it. 】

Xiao Ai nodded, and began to outline the female image in her mind about Mr. Dabai: "Then the second question, have you ever had a single date before?"

Mr. Dabai seemed to think for a while before replying: "In that case, it seems that there really isn't one."

"That's it, Mr. Dabai, thank you for your cooperation." Xiao Ai ended her question and made her reasoning, "Okay listeners, I kept everyone waiting, Xiao Ai, I have roughly understood."

"Mr. Dabai's friend, would you like to ask what should I do next? Xiao Ai suggests that your friend of... give up, it would be better.

First of all, it is obvious that this girl only accepted the gift, but did not accept your date alone, which means that the other party may just want to use Mr. Dabai, but does not want to further develop a relationship with you. This is really bad. "

【Ah... But I have seen her family. 】

Why didn't you say this kind of thing earlier! !

"." Xiao Ai almost broke the pen in her hand, but her voice was still sweet and pleasant, "It's like this, then Xiao Ai thinks that Mr. Dabai is still very promising. Although there is no further invitation, the other party is very obvious. I trust you, I am willing to introduce my family to you, and I am willing to wear the personal clothes you gave her."

【Is it like this?You came to the exact opposite conclusion. 】

"..It's like this, Xiao Ai is a professional, I just didn't finish the lecture just now! As for what to do next, Mr. Dabai, here Xiao Ai suggests that you can give the other party a surprise, it is best to make the other party unforgettable The gift from you is the best, so you can confess your love with the opportunity!"

【Oh okay. 】

"Yes, that's it!" Without waiting for the other party to answer, Xiao Ai forcibly interrupted the call, otherwise the other party's tone seemed to be asking her what to give in the next sentence.

It seems to have said something, but it seems that nothing has been said, which is what Xiao Ai is best at.

In this way, no matter what choices the other party makes and what consequences they get, she can remain invincible - if she succeeds, it is her credit, and if she fails, the other party did not do what she said.

"Okay, that's the end of our program for this episode, thank you for listening, and see you next time at the same time—"

Jianren Qihai frowned, thinking that it must be Gojo Satoru.

Whether he was friends or not, he himself completely forgot to cover up later on.

The auxiliary supervisor who was driving still nodded in agreement, and saw Jianren Qihai thinking through the rear-view mirror, thinking that the other party was thinking about what Xiao Ai said just now, so he couldn't help talking: "Xiao Ai's words are very reasonable, right?" Bar?"

Qihai Jianren:?

He wasn't listening to the analysis at all just now, so he responded casually perfunctorily, but he didn't expect that the other party seemed to have found a bosom friend, and started a long speech on Xiao Ai's appreciation for Xiao Ai, who he listened to this program on time for a long time.

Qihai Jianren said: Kill me.

On the other hand, Gojo Satoru looked at the phone that was hung up, and just when he was about to think about whether he was rejected, there was suddenly the sound of deliberately light footsteps outside the door.

He glanced with six eyes, and saw Xiao Bai who was sneaking around, pretending that no one had noticed, putting his hand on the doorknob and trying to open the door.

The author has something to say:

If there is no such emotional line, that is my fault, hahaha.

About my friend being myself.

Five: I have a girlfriend.

Wutiaojia: Haha, you are so humorous, master.

Five:?