I am a group pet in the high school

Xia Youjie, who still didn't realize that the reputation of himself and his best friend had dropped to a new level, let go of his hand, only then noticed An Ge Ji who had been standing for an unknown amount of time, and waved at her, "Yo! Diva, why are you standing there?"

"Diva!"

Xiaobai also turned his head and waved happily.

An Geji received this doggy-like look, took another look at Xia Youjie, stepped back several steps, and nodded stiffly, "Uh, hi, I suddenly thought that I'm a little Things go first."

As soon as she finished speaking, she ran away immediately without waiting for a few people to answer. That back view seemed to be running away.

"What's wrong with her?" Gojo Satoru didn't say anything just now, but patiently cleaned the dirty hair on his tail.

He found that perhaps it was the influence of his body, he would always subconsciously pay attention to whether the white hair on his body was clean, as long as there was a little dust, it would be very obvious on that white hair, making Gojo Satoru gradually When you see a little mess, you want to clean it up.

No wonder Xiaobai always cares about his hair, white is so easy to look dirty!

"I don't know?" Xia Youjie thought for a while, but he didn't come up with an answer, so he simply gave up, "Let's go, it's getting late, let's go to dinner and study your bodies—"

"Ah, seniors, you are here!"

Hui Yuanxiong shouted at several people, pointing his finger in the direction of the gate, "A man came at the gate and said he was looking for Xiaobai."

Xia Youjie: "."

He subconsciously looked at Gojo Satoru, who was more likely to cause trouble, and got an inexplicable look from the other party. Only then did he realize that it would not be possible for Gojo Satoru to go out to do something in just a day or two, so their eyes turned to Xiaobai again. body, and got a blank look from the other party, "Looking for a concubine?"

"It's a man." Gojo Satoru's tone sounded a bit sour, "And he's a handsome man with a good figure."

Obviously Haibara Yuo can only say that he is a man, but what about those other adjectives?Xiaobai looked at him in confusion.

However, when she saw the person coming, she felt that Gojo Satoru's adjectives fit very well.

Fu Heisher gave an impatient "tsk", looked at the three people in front of him, and complained: "It's so slow, this place is full of the stench of conjurers, I can't take it anymore."

"Huh? What are you doing here?" Gojo Satoru forgot about his current body, and stood in front of Xiaobai vigilantly, "Didn't you say you want to go back to make money? Do you want to arrest Xiaobai and sell him again?! "

Fu Heisher gave him a strange look, and patted his chest very naturally, "What are you talking about, don't you like lying on my side the most?"

Gojo Wu in white skin: "."

He said sternly: "It's nothing, what I like the most is Tiao Tiao's chest!"

noob:? ?

When did the concubine say such a thing! !

Xiaobai pouted and said angrily, "That's okay, I like Shir's pectoral muscles."

Hearing this, Fu Heisher frowned, took a few steps back, away from "Wujo Wu", and said decisively: "I don't like men, don't approach me."

He looked at Xia Youjie who was looking strange at the side again, and said with disgust, "Has the kid from the Wutiao family lost his head? Has he finally gone crazy?"

"Conjurer." Xia Youjie, the only one who had seen through the truth, shrugged his shoulders pretending to be calm, and replied briefly with a hint.

He is now constantly stopping himself to fill in the picture of Gojo Satoru stroking Fu Heisher's chest muscles, and this matter alone has exhausted him.

——Because it's too spicy for the eyes!

He glanced at the other people nearby because of their looks, and he believed that it would not be long before "Wujo Satoru" actually liked the topic of men, and would be on the headlines of the magician forum.

Xia Youjie felt that he was about to suffocate internal injuries, and he was very much looking forward to Gojo Satoru's expression after hearing this.

It must be wonderful, he thought viciously.

Xia Youjie, who is a close friend but also a bad friend, "kindly" didn't tell the truth, but brought the topic back, "So what happened?"

It must be a very important thing to get Fu Heisher, who hates magicians, to come to the stronghold of magicians without hesitation, right?

Could it be what happened to Fu Heihui?

Xia Youjie still has a good impression of this child who is also a shikigami envoy. If there is any problem with the technique, he is quite willing to guide the younger generation.

However, Xia Youjie soon realized that he was still too naive.

I saw Fu Heisher put on a natural look, took out the credit card machine, and said, "I have no money. Didn't you say that you want to support me? Then you should be responsible for giving me the money, right?"

Three people:? ?

"But." Xiaobai was a little confused. Although she didn't spend much money, the only biggest expense was buying herself last time, but after Gojo Wu's science popularization last time, she already knew how outrageous a billion is. So, I was a little surprised at how Fu Heisher spent more than one billion in an instant, "Did you lose all the money last time?"

"It's gone." Fu Heisher spread his hands, he didn't have a good look at "Wujo Wu", and turned to "Xiaobai", showing a smile that had fascinated countless women and made the other party agree to sleep in her house, " Do you want to renew the contract for another month? It doesn’t matter whether it’s feeding you or letting my kid play with you.”

Gojo Wujo replied in seconds with a blank face: "I refuse."

Fu Heisher's eyes widened in astonishment as he was disgusted by his omnipotent smile and figure, "Huh?"

On the contrary, "Wujo Satoru", who was disgusted by him, blinked, as if he was very excited.

Fu Heisher noticed it, and after thinking about it, he shouldn't be so complacent, so he said to "Wujo Wu": "A man's words... [-] million, and only Plato, otherwise I don't guarantee whether it will Kill you."

Looking at the expression of "Wujo Satoru", he added another sentence: "If you must, only I can be on top, and you need to pay extra."

When Xiaobai heard the new term, she always felt that it was not what she understood, so she asked confusedly, "What does it mean above?"

"Huh? You don't even know about this?" Fu Heisher looked at "Wujo Wu" contemptuously, with suspicion in his eyes, "It was when I was [forced——] that I was——"

Xia Youjie, who was happily eating melons, felt that something was wrong, and quickly stopped this dangerous topic, "Kid, cough, I mean, Wu, I will explain this to you when I get back."

"Oh."

Fu Heisher frowned, feeling that Xia Youjie's behavior was very strange, "Why? Doesn't the young master of the Wutiao family even know this? Is it really a man?"

It's really not a man!Xia Youjie thought to himself, but on the surface he could only laugh and say, "Well, Enlightenment is more...pure?"

Xia Youjie, who never thought that one day he would use the word "purity" on Gojo Wu, secretly glanced at the real Gojo Wu, and found that he was hanging his head down, wondering what he was thinking.

"Purity?" Fu Heisher deliberately said heavily, and said very mockingly, "Oh."

"But."

Gojo Wu raised his head, deliberately hugged Xiaobai's arm, put his whole body on it, and coquettishly said in a voice that was so soft that it made one's bones tingle: "My concubine, I like Wujo the most! "

So the concubine can still make this sound! ?Xiaobai was so shocked that he froze in place for a moment.

But Wujo Wu didn't care about Xiaobai's stiffness, and continued to say: "Whether it's Wu's arms or Wu's chest muscles, they are better than yours. I like Wu's best!"

Xia Youjie, the only passerby who knew about it:? ?

Gojo Satoru, won't you blush even when you say this? ?

Fu Heisher raised his eyebrows, and just about to say something, he heard "Wujo Wu" dissatisfied: "But, I like Er'er's better!"

Vol Heshel:?

Ah this.

Doesn't he actually have a lot of charm for men?Fu Heisher touched his chin, lost in thought.

Maybe he can consider creating a new foster candidate in the future?Shouldn't it be so limited?

Gojo Satoru didn't care about Fu Heisher's face, and when he heard Xiaobai's words, his eyes widened immediately, and he asked, "Wait a minute, why do you like him better? Isn't it good to be a concubine?!"

The ears on his head have turned into airplane ears, and he is obviously very unhappy.

However, Xiaobai blinked his pale blue eyes, with a slight blush on his face, without words, Gojo Satoru already knew what the other person was thinking.

He felt as if a flock of sheep were running above his head, as if there was a green grassland growing above his head. Even though he had nothing to do with Xiaobai in essence, Gojo Satoru still thought so.

It was strange to see the slightly flushed expression on his face, but he didn't have time to think about it.

If I don't do anything else, my wife will run away with others! !

Gojo Satoru stood on his toes, recalling Xiaobai's previous actions, and stiffly twisted his head a few times at Xiaobai's neck, his words seemed to be laced with honey, using the most "cute" words he could imagine Said in a tone: "Wu...you don't like my concubine, I obviously sleep with you every day."

Fu Heisher looked at "Wujo Wu" contemptuously, and his eyes clearly revealed, "Are you still a man? You can bear this? I'm afraid you can't do it?"

The melon in Xia Youjie's hand shook, and the serious expression on his face couldn't hold back. He almost spit out disgustingly when he heard Wutiaowu's words.

He was very curious about Xiaobai's reaction now, so he sneaked a glance beside him, and found that the center of the incident was looking at them blankly.

Gojo Satoru didn't notice Xiaobai's expression, and deliberately climbed onto her arm with his tail, and complained tearfully, "Don't tell me you want to abandon my concubine's body after getting the concubine's body!?"

The blush just now was purely because of the thought of Gojo Satoru making such an action on his body, so Xiaobai, who was a little shy, had only one thought at this moment when he heard what Gojo Satoru said——

Isn't it just because she doesn't dare to sleep by herself that she sleeps with Tiao Tiao?

Thinking of this, Xiaobai blinked, and replied puzzled: "But, didn't we just sleep together from the beginning?"

Woohoo, scum—

Xia Youjie seemed to hear the comments about Wujo Wu coming from all directions.

The author has something to say:

Xiaobai: Sleep together! (literally)

Brother Jie is very happy to eat melons, but he doesn't know that he has already been caught in it (the wind comment was killed).