I am a group pet in the high school

Wujo Satoru deeply realized that it was a wrong decision for him to let Xiaobai watch TV.

And he is now paying the price for his bad decisions.

"Oh, Tiaotiao, Makabaka!"

Xiaobai, who is in the state of being able to speak some simple words, is like discovering that he can speak for the first time. He is excited to learn various words and sentences everywhere to verify how far his speaking ability has reached.

"No, you've only been watching for a while and started talking about these strange things. If I let you continue to watch, I'm afraid you will be even more stupid." Gojo Satoru immediately rejected Xiaobai's request.

Xiao Bai's excitedly wagging tail suddenly drooped as if he had been hit.

She leaned forward on Gojo Satoru's chest, looked at him with a pair of beautiful red eyes wet, and let out a "beep" sound as sweet as honey in her throat, conveying one thing with all her body— —Is it really not possible?

Gojo Gojo put on a straight face, "...no way."

Xiaobai rubbed his neck, "Woo--"

He glanced at Xiaobai wordlessly, why did he start to learn to say "Enlightenment" at this time?

Gojo Satoru thought for a while, then pointed to his own cheek, "Unless you give me a kiss?"

Xiao Bai licked Gojo Satoru's cheek without hesitation, and then looked at him expectantly.

In Xiaobai's mind, kissing on the cheek is just a way of showing friendship between humans, and there is no psychological barrier to build at all.

Satisfied now, Gojo Satoru turned on the TV as he said, and switched to the children's variety show "With Mom".

This is his final bottom line, at least the show looks quite normal most of the time——

Gojo Satoru tried his best to ignore the dark remarks coming from the TV. Seeing Xiaobai watching so intently, he opened the cake that he didn't have time to eat just now.

Xiao Bai was attracted by the smell of the cake in an instant, and immediately leaned over, leaned on the edge of the table and looked up, even the TV, which she was very interested in just now, could not attract her attention.

Logically speaking, foxes should not be able to eat cakes, Gojo Satoru dug up a mouthful of strawberry cake under Xiaobai's longing eyes, and stuffed it into his mouth.

Well, sure enough, the strawberry cake here is delicious.

"You want to eat too?" Wujou saw Xiaobai lying on his lap, with a greedy face, and a mischievous smile on his face, "Ah, you have a good eye, this restaurant is the most famous in Tokyo. It’s a strawberry cake, in addition to the basic fresh strawberries, its filling also adds homemade strawberry jam and strawberry cream, and the whole mouth will be filled with the fragrance of strawberries after one bite!”

Gojo Satoru spoke so vividly that a picture automatically appeared in Xiaobai's mind, making her want to eat it even more.

Gojo Satoru took a bite out of the cake and slowly moved it in front of Xiaobai, "Want to eat it?"

He opened his mouth in a wicked manner, and immediately withdrew the spoon just as Xiaobai was about to eat it in one bite, and stuffed the cake into his mouth, "I won't give it to you—"

noob:"."

"Aww! All...bad!"

Xiao Bai was so angry at Gojo Satoru's shameless behavior that she popped out new words, and decided to teach the human being who teased her a lesson!

She knew that with her current self, she couldn't beat Wujo Wu. The opponent could create a strange isolation zone around him, so that she could never get close to him.

However, it is not a gentleman not to take revenge. .not a fox!While Gojo Wu was eating the cake, Xiaobai quickly opened his closet, found a few pieces of the shortest clothes, and threw it out of the window without knowing what kind of clothes it was.

At this moment, Xia Youjie, who just opened the balcony door and was leaning against the edge to enjoy the moonlight tonight, suddenly found that he seemed to catch a glimpse of something floating towards him from the corner of his eye.

He turned his head, caught the clothes floating towards his face very easily, and spread them out casually, Xia Youjie fell silent for a moment.

—It was a pair of men's underwear.

The men in the entire college are him, Qihai, Huiyuan, Mr. Ye Moth, and... Wu. Xia Youjie's brain is running fast.

According to the direction of the wind and the location of everyone's dormitory, the first thing that can be ruled out is Mr. Noctua, who is far away from their location, and it is obviously impossible for him. Nanami and Haibara's room is on his left, and the underwear is from Floating from the right, that is to say...

Xia Youjie looked to his right, just in time to see another pair of Feiyuan's underwear and five heads protruding from Wuwu's head.

Xia Youjie: "."

Gojo Satoru was eating strawberry cake, but when he turned around and found out what Xiaobai had done, it was too late, so he could only watch helplessly as Xiaobai threw something away in the wind.

He quickly grabbed Xiao Bai back, and then probed to see what was thrown out, but unexpectedly, he happened to meet Xia Youjie, who was leaning on the balcony next door, looking at him with complicated eyes.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Gojo Satoru asked in confusion, "Is there something on my face?"

"No, it's nothing." Xia Youjie answered inexplicably, hesitated for a moment and then advised: "Wu, although I know you are rich, it's a waste to wear one and throw one away...or you can throw it in the trash can You can also-"

"The bastard Gojo Satoru and the bastard Xia Youjie!! You two scum!!"

An angry female voice came up from downstairs, Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie looked downstairs subconsciously——

I saw a long-haired black woman in a shrine maiden costume, holding a black panji with various patterns of Kikufu printed on it in one hand, and pointing at the two of them with the other hand, shouting violently, "How dare you just throw these things around casually?" Kind, this kind of thing!"

She was a little ashamed to speak, and even felt that the clothes on her hands were filthy, so she could only pinch them with her fingertips and put them away from herself.

The innocent Xia Youjie at the side:? ?

However, Gojo Satoru waved at her as if nothing had happened and shouted at her, "Oh! Diva! Help me throw Fatty back! That one I like very much!"

Angeji: "...Gojo Satoru, go to hell with me!!"

She threw the clothes back angrily, Gojo Satoru easily caught them, "Oh, thank you."

"Tsk, I've seen your lower limit clearly again." An Geji cast a contemptuous look at the two men above, "Sure enough, you are scum."

After speaking, she left immediately, and that moving speed was probably the fastest that Gojo Satoru had ever seen.

Xia Youjie: "...No, I am really innocent this time."

Gojo Satoru put his hands in his pockets and sighed, "I'm innocent too."

"." Xia Youjie looked at him suspiciously.

No, you are the least innocent, right?

The author has something to say:

Jack: I'm innocent! !

Wutiao: I am also innocent! !It's all Xiaobai's good deeds!

However, based on past experience, no one believed them (.

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Xiaobai didn't understand the difference between clothes at all, so it was reasonable to just take the shortest one (the dog's head should speed up the progress and change the person! It's always a fox who can't fall in love!