After the fake marriage with the actor, I became popular

Lian Li looked calm: "Because you also need this certificate."

The imagined scene of falling in love at first sight if you don’t want to marry didn’t happen. The word “yes” corrected one-way sacrifice to get what you need. Are you in a hurry to get a marriage certificate?"

Lian Li said frankly: "The age of starting a family has come, and the family is in a hurry."

The dignified film king would be troubled by the pressure to get married?Xiang Zhi had a look of disbelief: "No way, you can't find what kind of partner you are looking for with your superior conditions. Unless you don't want to get married, you can celebrate your wedding anniversary now."

Lian Li's mournful eyes, which were comparable to those of a widow, came online again, and Xiang Zhimang said, "I didn't mean to say you were old."

"Your name is enough to make you look old." Lian Li lowered her eyes, and said with a smile to Zhipei: "I won't say it, I won't say it."

"My mother is not in good health, and her biggest wish is to see me get married." Lian Li explained, with only an apology to her mother in her tone, and no expectations for her lover: "I have been busy with work these years and ignored her feelings. I am more pessimistic about my condition at a young age, I think she has seen my marriage certificate, and maybe she will cooperate with the treatment."

"It turned out to be like this. I'm sorry, but I brought up your sad incident." Xiang Zhi knew that he couldn't comment on other people's family situations, so he resumed the topic of arguing: "But Teacher Lian, have you thought it through clearly? ... It is not a /fake/certificate for people who are not in love to get a marriage certificate, but it is more complicated than a /false/certificate. In the future, divorce will be a problem, and you will find it again, no, you will get married when you are really in love. , but it will be counted as a second marriage in the file."

The implication of Xiang Zhi's words was "I'm still hesitating", and Lian Li took the script as a fan: "If you gain, you will lose, don't worry, if we really get the certificate, I will take you to make a fortune before getting the certificate." Notarization, I will not take away your money on the grounds of common property during divorce."

"It's not necessary, it's not necessary." Xiang Zhi snapped his fingers dumbfoundingly: "We can't earn ten square meters of an old house in the suburbs within a year of our debut, and every time we go on the show and walk on the red carpet, we have to post styling money by ourselves. But you, aren't you afraid that I'll take this opportunity to cheat you out of a large sum of divorce compensation?"

Lian Li looked at Xiang Zhi, and said amazingly: "Then we won't leave, I'll let you cheat for a lifetime."

"No way! Let your fans know that I will die without a place to die." Xiang Zhi's character is like a non-Newtonian fluid, he eats the soft but not the hard, and the most annoying thing in his life is to put a hot face on a cold ass/butt. The more he responds, the more willing he is to make friends with others.

He interpreted Lian Li's words as a joke after tea after the rain. After unremitting efforts, he conquered the iceberg. Lian Li joked about him as a friend. Friends should help each other. A marriage certificate It is not impossible to solve the crisis on both sides at the same time.

"Teacher Lian." Xiang Zhi lowered his voice, mysteriously like an underground party leader: "We each get what we need, and we must not let others know during the certificate collection period, especially fans and the company. When I graduate and don't need a marriage certificate, let's go. Get a divorce, and from now on you and I will be half-brothers wearing a pair of pants."

Lian Li nodded, and tentatively asked: "A quick fix?"

Xiang Zhi agreed: "Quick battle!"

"I have a good friend who is doing same-sex marriage registration in the Civil Affairs Bureau." Lian Li opened WeChat and typed a line to send, and quickly got a reply: "He said we can go there an hour before the Civil Affairs Bureau closes. At that time, there were few people and it was not easy to be recognized.”

Xiang Zhi has already paid attention to the matters needing attention in obtaining the certificate on Baidu: "First make an appointment online, bring all the documents, and three two-inch red-background group photos... By the way, there are ready-made group photos!"

He searched for Biyi Lianzhi Chaohua on Weibo, and zoomed in on Chaohua's profile picture for Lianli to see: "Hahahaha, does it look like P's, I was shocked the first time I saw it."

Lian Li took the phone and looked at it carefully for a while, then digressed: "You still follow this super talk."

Xiang Zhi was anxious: "I swear I didn't read the contents!"

"You can't use p for group photos, it's best to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to take photos now." It took only 2 minutes to arrange everything in an orderly manner: "There will be no show with us the day after tomorrow afternoon, you bring your ID, we will go to the location of your neighborhood committee to open a bachelorette Letter of introduction, then go to the Civil Affairs Bureau."

"For documents, what else do you need besides the ID card?" Xiang Zhi continued on Baidu. When he saw the big characters in the original account book, he immediately broke out in a cold sweat: "It's over."

His household registration is originally at home, the home he hasn't returned to in three years.

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Due to the addition of a five-star difficulty dungeon in the middle - stealing the account book, the date of obtaining the certificate had to be postponed by one day.

At 09:30 in the morning, a very ordinary Santana parked on the side of the road outside a villa area in the south of the city.

"Is this what you're talking about?" Lian Li scanned the surrounding high-end real estate, and then looked at Xiang Zhi who was desperately wrapping a scarf around his neck in the back seat of the car: "I said, you just go home, as for making it look like this ."

"As for, very as for, you can't imagine how tense my relationship with my parents is." Xiang Zhi put on long sleeves and put a mask on his face, and threw one to Lian Li by the way: "My mother is from No. [-] Middle School." Ace math teacher, my dad is an old antique who only knows how to do business. Anyway, both of them are ashamed of me abandoning science and pursuing art. After I insisted on signing a contract with the company as a trainee, they stopped all my cards. If I don’t go home after being famous, isn’t it that I’m still famous, and it would be too embarrassing for them to find out that I’m going home.”

"..." Lian Li put on the mask silently: "Do your parents know your sexual orientation?"

Xiang Zhi put a hat on his head, looked at the inside rearview mirror and thought it was too strange, took off the hat, and his hair instantly became a chicken coop: "Yes, I confessed to them in high school, but they didn't How can you believe it, I still dreamed that one day I would bring my wife home for the New Year, but fortunately, this dream was shattered three years ago, because they didn't even want a son anymore."

Feeling Xiang Zhi's sudden excitement, Lian Li calmed down softly: "My parents are both sharp-mouthed and tofu-hearted. I haven't seen you for three years. They must miss you very much."

"Don't tell me, I picked the two of them to come to work today. It's definitely not to experience the deep love between a mother and a child when a wanderer returns home." Xiang Zhi completely let himself go in front of "true friend" Lian Li. He is obviously still with his father. Mom got angry and said stubbornly: "The car has to swipe the real-name access control card to enter the community. My parents can't see the entry and exit records, so I have to trouble you to wait here for me."

"Yeah." Lian Li shook his phone: "Call me if you need anything."

"Half an hour." Xiang Zhi said before getting out of the car: "If I don't come back after half an hour, I can go to the police station to get me. Either I will be caught as a burglar/robber, or my parents Broken leg."

Lian Li laughed: "Go, I'll wait for you."

Xiang Zhi closed the car door and set off on the road. He was stopped by security guards when he entered the complex and looked at the electronic access control. The new security guy had never seen this strangely dressed resident before. Before Xiang Zhi walked away, he said to himself " Isn't this guy hot?"

Maybe because he had another place to live, Xiang Zhi walked on the familiar path, and he didn't have any childhood dependence on the luxurious villa at the destination. Watching the habit of surveillance, I prepared to unlock the door quietly and enter the house, and leave after getting the account book.

He walked to the main entrance and pressed his thumb to the fingerprint sensing position. Just as he was lamenting how time flies, he heard a warning from the fingerprint lock: "Wrong password."

Xiang Zhi: "???"

Parents deleted his fingerprints?Do you want to be so ruthless and really drive you out of the house!

He looked at the three-meter-high gate and gave up climbing the wall. He went around to the back door and threw pebbles to attract the huskies rolling in the garden.

"Second Treasure!" Xiang Zhi called out in a low voice, "Come here and pull out the lock!"

He used to make a fuss about raising a dog. To prove that Erbao is a smart housekeeper, he taught it to close the door. As a result, Erbao learned to open the door, and he didn't listen to others and only opened it for him.

Facts have proved that it does not look after the house but only demolishes it.

I never thought that the training of rolling over the car would still be useful after ten years. Husky stared at the people outside the railing for a long time, his big blue eyes rolled and turned, and finally recognized the owner after Xiang Zhi took off the mask , it hopped and pulled the lock, stuck to Xiang Zhi and barked to celebrate the resurrection of the shit-shoveling officer who had been missing for three years.

"Don't bark, don't bark." Xiang Zhi patted the dog's head as a reminiscence. He entered the room from the balcony and ruthlessly shut the hero outside the glass door for a second. He ran upstairs to the master bedroom, opened the closet and saw A safe to store family documents.

Dad's birthday, mom's birthday, and parents' wedding anniversary are not the correct answers.The safe showed that it would call the police if it made another mistake. Xiang Zhi gritted his teeth and entered 0418, not wanting the box door to pop open with a click, and generously presented all the documents.

0418, is his birthday.

The documents are piled up like a hill, and on the top are the red marriage certificates of parents and the household registration booklet. Xiang Zhi put the household registration booklet in his arms, and before he could close the safe door, he was rushed over with a frying pan in his hand. The housewife hostess blocked in the corner.

Seeing that the frying pan was about to hit his face, Xiang Zhi raised his hands in surrender: "Mom, it's me."

Xiangzhi's mother, Ms. Song Pei, is nearly fifty years old. Although she is a teacher who has broken her heart, she pays great attention to maintenance. Her hair has more wrinkles and less wrinkles, and she looks like she is in her early forties.She took off the mask, lifted Xiangzhi's chin, looked left and right, and confirmed that this person was her own goose, and said slightly surprised: "Oh, rare guest, I was still thinking about some desperate people who broke into private houses in broad daylight, it turned out to be You little white-eyed wolf."

Xiang Zhi subconsciously protected the household registration book, and diverted his mother's attention by talking: "Mom, why didn't you go to work today."

"I've been retired for half a year." Song Pei put down the frying pan, picked up Da Da and followed Maltese, and said eccentrically, "Hey, think about it, no one will inherit the family business in a hundred years, and suddenly lose the motivation to work. "

She bent down to check the wide-open safe, and found the missing household registration book at a glance.Xiang Zhi was desperate, so he hurriedly sent a message to Lianli before Ms. Song got mad and turned her back: Help, help, help!

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