The model male of the Zerg

Lu Xi came back later than usual.

When Xia Baiyuan was ill, he said inadvertently that he always ate that kind of biscuit not because he liked it, but because it was durable and cheap.

When he heard this sentence, Lu Xi was not surprised at all, but had a feeling of "as expected".

Living under the same roof with Xia Baiyuan, he already had an extremely deep understanding of how pragmatic Xia Baiyuan was.

A long time ago, he had imagined countless times what kind of worm Xia Baiyuan would be in private without the magnificent worm life described in history books.

He was a man of few words, and his life was simple and regular.

Strategies and clever calculations on the battlefield, off the battlefield should also be as meticulous as an elite.

In Lu Xi's maximum imagination, he could only imagine Xia Baiyuan wearing a clean shirt and sitting behind a large desk sorting out documents.

Therefore, when he saw Xia Baiyuan coming out of the steaming bathroom for the first time, the coffee in his hand tilted, and the whole thing splashed onto the light brain.

After working hard all afternoon, the homework was announced as scrapped, but Lu Xi remained unmoved, maintaining his original posture and looking at Xia Baiyuan.

Like a perfect statue.

Xia Baiyuan held the doorknob of the bathroom with one hand, looked at the whirring optical brain, then looked at Lu Xi with a serious expression, and said hesitantly: "Perhaps... it's better for you to stay away from the optical brain now."

Lu Xi slowly put the empty coffee cup on the table, his movements were stiff and visible to the naked eye.

Xia Baiyuan closed the door with a click, and calmly said: "Don't be nervous, I will take care of this optical brain, don't act rashly."

He saw the bewilderment in Lu Xi's eyes, he must have been frightened, anyone would be frightened when they saw a flashing light brain less than five centimeters away from him.

Xia Baiyuan struggled to roll up the thick sleeves, which he got from a pajamas shop that was on sale at a clearance sale. The generous boss finally agreed to sell the pajamas to him at a broken price after his unremitting efforts.

This was the first time he felt the inconvenience of this dress.

It seems that it is really not a good idea to make pajamas look like little dinosaurs.

He picked up the plastic stool on one side, and nimbly punched the light brain, pushing it off the table.

When Guangnao was about to be smashed to pieces, he turned the stool over so that the stool tightly wrapped around Guangnao like a net bag.

Xia Baiyuan put down the stool steadily, and looked up at Lu Xi.

The dinosaur hood on the back of his head shook with his movements, and Lu Xi's expression became stiffer visibly to the naked eye.

Xia Baiyuan quickly comforted him: "I didn't break it, and it can continue to be used after a little repair."

"Oh... oh, it's okay." Lu Xi came back to his senses and coughed as if to cover up, "Thank you, I didn't realize it just now."

His gaze flicked over Xia Baiyuan's cheeks, the originally fair skin turned rosy under the steam.But soon his eyes were involuntarily drawn to Xia Baiyuan's pajamas.

A cartoon, dark green dinosaur pajamas.

Lu Xi: "..."

He also had such a dress when he was a child! ! !

God of Insects, when he was 12 years old, he desperately resisted his father's act of putting pajamas on him because the clothes were too naive. If he had known this, he would have cherished this opportunity.

Lu Xi's eyes flickered, he hesitated and asked: "Your clothes..."

Xia Baiyuan: "20 yuan."

Well, so it is.

At this moment, Lu Xi actually saw a smug expression on Xia Baiyuan's face.

It was like winning a fierce battle.

At the same time, he also heard the crisp sound of glass shattering, which was the filter in his heart for [Zerg God of War Marshal Xia] that lasted for a hundred years.

So Xia Baiyuan only ate biscuits, not like what later generations of Zerg imagined: Celebrities always have some quirks that they can't understand.

It's just because it's more convenient, that's all.

Lu Xi stood in front of the counter and sighed weakly.

It's not bad, it means that Xia Baiyuan doesn't have a soft spot for biscuits at all, he needs a healthier diet.

The salesperson looked at Lu Xi and showed a standard smile: "What do you want to buy?"

After thinking for a while, Lu Xi made a decision: "Please give me a piece of lean meat and grind it into pieces, thank you."

In order to buy various ingredients, Lu Xi came back more than half an hour later than usual.

Wearing thin clothes, Xia Baiyuan was sitting on a chair in the living room, with a long and thin compressed biscuit in his mouth, and densely packed files on the optical computer in front of him.

Lu Xi could tell at a glance that Xia Baiyuan wasn't thinking about eating at all, he was just biting casually, not even bothering to bite the biscuits.

Lu Xi asked, "Are you full?"

"Hmm..." Xia Baiyuan didn't lift his head, but stared at Guangnao, and said, "Eat a little."

"That's good," Lu Xi breathed a sigh of relief, "I'll cook tonight."

Xia Baiyuan finally raised his head, he glanced at Lu Xi, feeling a little surprised: "You know how to cook?"

Lu Xi said cautiously: "A little bit."

Although not as good as the female father, it is worse than compressed biscuits.

"Oh..." Xia Baiyuan stood up from the chair: "Do you want me to help?"

Lu Xi thought for a while, and finally declined politely: "You will blow up the kitchen."

He will never forget that day, when he stepped into the kitchen to boil some water to drink, he saw Xia Baiyuan standing quietly in front of the stove, frowning as if he was thinking about something important.

Lu Xi was so nervous that he asked Xia Baiyuan what happened.

Xia Baiyuan raised his hand with a confused expression: "I don't understand..."

Lu Xi looked at the metal block in Xia Baiyuan's hand that was so distorted that the original shape could hardly be seen. After identifying it for ten seconds, he finally found out that it was the switch of the gas stove that was brutally murdered.

Lu Xi: "What did you want to do?"

Xia Baiyuan: "Boil the water."

Lu Xi: "I remember we have a kettle."

Xia Baiyuan: "..."

Lu Xi tilted his head and saw the fragments of the kettle that had been stuffed into the microwave.

Xia Baiyuan, you actually tried to hide criminal evidence.

Xia Baiyuan forced the twisted metal block back to the gap on the gas stove, and said in a low voice, "I'll go buy a kettle and come back."

Lu Xi understood that Xia Baiyuan always drank raw water directly, and never used the hot water bottle that came with the dormitory.

It is understandable, after all, the water in the school can be drunk directly after treatment.

But to be able to destroy the kitchen like this in a short period of time is still amazing.

……

Xia Baiyuan frowned, and sat back again, obviously he also recalled the unbearable experience.

Lu Xi carried the ingredients into the kitchen: "I'll get it done soon."

"it is good."

It wasn't until Lu Xi closed the kitchen door and the sound of him fiddling came from inside that Xia Baiyuan stretched out his hand and clicked a shortcut key on the optical computer.The densely packed files on the optical computer shrank, and then a website interface popped up.

The unique green color makes people unforgettable, the extremely simple design is outrageous, and sometimes the page freezes for a long time and cannot be accessed, and a [-] prompt will pop up from time to time, all of which are clear, here is Zerg's largest same-sex dating site: xjiang.

Xia Baiyuan clicked into X Jiang's affiliated forum, and there were all kinds of weird posts floating in the forum.

[After getting along for a few months, I didn't realize that my roommate is a handsome guy when he smiles until today! ! ! 】

This post is marked as hot, and the id of the poster is "I love female insects".

This id has posted several posts, all of which are hot, and they can't get down on the home page.

[What's wrong with the roommate?I'll just take the female back to the dormitory to sit for a while! ! 】

[The legendary x-indifferent patient is actually by my side, completely incomprehensible]

[My roommate pushed me against the wall today and called me an idiot, please ask me how to insult me ​​back with more momentum]

[So I kissed my roommate hard for 10 minutes according to what everyone said, and now I will report the results of the battle to everyone]

Xia Baiyuan: "..."

At first glance, it looks like a very useless post. Are all the bugs so boring now?

He swiped off the post without hesitation and clicked into another post.

This post is called [How to get along after confirming the relationship, one hundred tricks will take you to solve all love problems! 】

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After the fresh minced meat is seasoned, it is quickly stir-fried until it is dry and fragrant, and an appropriate amount of chili is added, and it is full of fresh fragrance in one bite.

The sweet and sour pork tenderloin is moderately sweet and sour, and the sticky thickened glutinous rice is flowing slowly, shining seductively under the light.

The wax gourd pork ribs soup has been simmering for a long time, and when it was boiled, the aroma overflowed. Lu Xi took a sip, and the mild and mellow soup warmed his body immediately.

In fact, Lu Xi went to many places to buy all these ingredients. In this era, many ingredients are not very fashionable, and they are usually added to medicine to make strange potions.

There is even a seasoning, only available to those who are obsessed with all kinds of witchcraft, alchemy and even evil curses.

It just so happens that there are these weird clubs in the military academy, Gu Qing once mentioned it when he was chatting with him.

When Lu Xi, who was dressed very normally, knocked on the doors of these clubs with a bag of ingredients, he looked very much like a Muggle who had strayed into the wizarding world.

The way the members looked at him can be imagined.

Lu Xi was very curious. He carried the ingredients and passed through those steaming steamers one by one. The thick soup inside exuded a strange and indescribable smell. The color... To briefly describe it, it was from the depths of the swamp. The excavated mud was added with spoiled and expired milk, and a whole set of watercolor paints were added to it, and then boiled for three days and three nights, finally showing an unparalleled color.

Lu Xi looked at a certain student who had lost himself in work, hesitated for a moment and said, "Sorry to bother you, have you ever thought about replacing rat tail needles with sweet leaf balls?"

He was surprised to find that the student had produced a crude version of the mental stabilizer.Many males will fall into a period of mental fluctuations for a long time after a battle, and this mental stabilizer can help them quickly return to normal.

In this era, males can't even actively use their mental power. This potion is equivalent to creating a stable tripod before the camera was invented.

Nevertheless, Lu Xi still finds it very interesting, which is really a wonderful coincidence.

The student gave him a strange look: "How do you know I'm going to change the Ganye ball?"

Now it was Lu Xi's turn to be surprised, he said, "What are you doing?"

"I don't know." The student shrugged. "Things that enhance the charm of female insects, or magic potions that can capture the love of male insects, or sleeping pills that make users fall into dreams, I want to do these."

Lu Xi looked at this face carefully, but there was nothing special about his ordinary face, and it didn't match any face in history he had learned.

This student left no trace in history.

Mental power stabilizers were not invented until at least 2000 years ago. Before that, the battles between males were extremely fierce, and many males were exhausted due to excessive fluctuations in mental power.

The scholar who invented the stabilizer exhausted his whole life, and finally invented something with painstaking efforts, which is now placed in a simple and dirty container.

They may even be hastily discarded because no one understands the mysteries, and completely disappear in the long river of history.

Lu Xi couldn't help laughing, feeling a very strange feeling in his heart.

It's like accidentally opening the oil painting layer of a world-famous painting, and found another posture of the painting that the author once described, which is unknown to the world.

And he was excited because he had glimpsed this secret alone.

The student gave him a cold look: "Are you laughing at me?"

"No, no, how could it be?" Lu Xi quickly suppressed the corner of his mouth, and said, "I'm just curious, why do you want to change it to sweet leaf balls?"

The student shrugged and said, "It's just intuition, I think we should let it go." It seemed that Lu Xi's smile offended him, and he emphasized: "How do you understand the greatness contained in witchcraft?"

"You're right." Lu Xi took a deep look at him and said, "Your bottle of potion should be passed down, it has great effects."

The student seemed to be pleased by him, and finally put away the dissatisfied expression: "Although I know you are flattering me, I have to say that I am very happy. What do you want? I have the most complete materials here."

Lu Xi bought the last seasoning, chili, from this student as he wished.

This was really a wonderful experience, and Lu Xi had a new idea.

Xia Baiyuan held the spoon, and the metal spoon was pressed against his fair and slender fingers, which was pleasing to the eye.

Although Lu Xi couldn't tell the secret of his time travel, he couldn't help but want to share his happiness with Xia Baiyuan.

"Xia Baiyuan, have you thought about what to do in the future?"

Xia Baiyuan swallowed a mouthful of soup, looked up at him: "I will join the army."

Without any hesitation or hesitation, he had already decided.

"What about you?"

Lu Xi lowered his eyes, his bowl was already empty, he turned the spoon and said, "When I am free, I will go all over the Zerg and collect some interesting things."

He was very curious, if one day, when those scholars entered the collection room left by him and found that these things appeared in an age that should not have appeared, what kind of expressions would they show?

Just thinking about it, Lu Xi found it very interesting.

Of course, the greater possibility is that it also disappeared with the changes of the times. After all, it is unlikely that Lu Xi will live beyond 2000.

"What do you think?" Lu Xi looked at Xia Baiyuan with great interest, his red eyes shone brightly under the light, Xia Baiyuan was taken aback.

Then he lowered his head and took another mouthful of sweet and sour pork tenderloin. The soft meat was wrapped in thick gravy, and the sweet and sour taste overflowed in his mouth as soon as he bit into it, making people unable to resist having another bowl.

The dishes Lu Xi cooks are very...unique, Xia Baiyuan tasted many flavors for the first time, but he didn't reject them, instead he thought they were delicious.

It was mentioned in the post I just saw.

How to find out if someone likes you?

Simple, just look in his eyes.

If he likes you, his eyes are shining when he looks at you.

Only then did Xia Baiyuan remember that from the first time they met, Lu Xi's eyes looking at him were as bright as if the stars at night had fallen into them.

He lowered his eyes, grabbed the spoon tightly, and said nervously, "Do you want to keep it? It's good."

He raised his head quickly again, glanced at Lu Xi, and said cautiously: "I will go with you when the time comes - after all, many places of the Zerg are very dangerous, I will go with you."

[Talk to the other party about future plans and participate in them together, which can bring the other party a sense of security. 】

"Really!"

The next moment, Xia Baiyuan's wrist was held, and Lu Xi looked at him in surprise: "I'll wait for you—let's go and see together."

The temperature from his wrist was very high, Xia Baiyuan didn't expect Lu Xi's reaction to be so strong, but he was stunned for a moment, and soon he raised the corner of his mouth: "Okay."

Lu Xi was very moved.

Lu Xi was extremely happy.

He sat back in his chair, imagining the future, conceiving countless plans.

Thinking about it, he even forgot the time. It wasn't until Xia Baiyuan swept away all the food that Lu Xi felt something was wrong.

He made at least four servings, and this was only done in consideration of the possibility of failed products.

Xia Baiyuan actually finished eating all of it? ? ?

= Mouth =

Lu Xi looked at Xia Baiyuan and said, "You don't need to be so flattering... If you can't finish eating, you can't finish eating, and if you can't finish it, it won't be good."

Xia Baiyuan put down the bowl, his face was a little dazed: "No, I didn't force it."

He took out a tissue and wiped his mouth: "The appetite has been increasing recently, and I'm getting hungry a little faster."

It was as if a black hole had appeared in his stomach, frantically absorbing all energy.

Are you going to start growing again as an adult?

Xia Baiyuan thought thoughtfully, this situation is not uncommon, he has always been thinner than other females, and it is normal for him to grow again.

"Eh?"

"So don't worry."

Xia Baiyuan stood up, and walked towards the kitchen with the bowls and chopsticks: "I'll clean it up, you go to rest."

Looking at Xia Baiyuan's back, Lu Xi's brows were gradually furrowed.

do not worry?How can it be?

You know, the last time Xia Baiyuan dredged his spiritual sea was when he was on the starship, Xia Baiyuan's surprisingly bad spiritual sea has always been a hidden danger, and it may erupt at any time.

He had to pay attention to any slight signs, so as to protect Xia Baiyuan!

Tonight, just do another grooming.

Lu Xi closed his eyes.

Ah, I hope I'm not too tired, but I have to go shopping tomorrow night.

There was a rattling sound from the kitchen.

Lu Xi slowly poked his head over: "Xia Baiyuan?"

After a while, Xia Baiyuan quietly opened the door, revealing a gap: "It opened by itself."

Lu Xi: "..."

That said, you crushed a bunch of bowls with your bare hands, didn't you?

Although you worked hard, please don't do it next time, thank you very much.