The model male of the Zerg

"name?"

"Lu Xi."

"age?"

"Negative three thousand two hundred years old."

The doctor wore a mask, and the eyes on the mask were bent: "You are so humorous."

Lu Xi shrugged: "What I said is true."

The doctor cleared his throat: "Okay, then let's proofread, Mr. Lu Xi, you are [-] years old—you can see with the naked eye that you were a cute underage Zerg until you died."

Doctor: "Ah—Zergs are teenagers until they die."

Lu Xi: "..."

Lu Xi: "170 five years old."

Doctor: "Native place?"

Lu Xi didn't dare to make jokes anymore, and said honestly: "I don't know, but when I woke up, I was on the trash star."

The doctor recorded the star registration truthfully.

Doctor: "Gender?"

Lu Xi: "Male."

Doctor: "Okay, female."

Lu Xi had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and he grabbed the doctor's wrist.

"Hey, doctor." He smiled, "I'm the male."

The black-haired Zerg was wearing a hooded sweater and a very large camouflage jacket, also with a hood.It's very popular these days, and all the female insects wear it.

The doctor looked directly at Lu Xi's eyes, which were bright and transparent under the light, reminiscent of guava seeds.

Doctor: "Don't you think you're a bit too strong for a male?"

Lu Xi looked at the doctor expressionlessly: "You are so humorous."

The doctor sighed and was very distressed: "I have to see females like you every day... There are many of them, some of them want to cheat money, after all, males can receive a lot of life guarantee money every month. Some, They want to get some privileges to exonerate him from the crimes he committed. Others... are simply thinking about males and going crazy, getting hysterical and thinking that they are males. We generally call this female worms Narcissus."

The doctor spread his hands: "Come on, choose a reason."

Lu Xi was dumbfounded: "No, I'm really a male."

The doctor showed a very subtle look, and looked at Lu Xi reproachfully, as if to say: So what?

"Well, if you're stubborn, there's a good way to tell."

The doctor bent down and took out a black ball-shaped device from the counter. The device was so heavy that it even made a "pop" when it was placed on the table.But the doctor seemed very relaxed.

Lu Xi recognized this device. He had seen it in history books. It was the first generation device for testing mental strength.

Bulky, cumbersome to operate, low capacity, very difficult to use.

But very expensive.

"Come on, test your mental strength." The doctor looked at Lu Xi fixedly, "If you are a male, then you must have mental strength."

Lu Xi: "..."

Hmph, don't dare.

The doctor's eyes were full of pride.

But to his astonishment, the black-haired Zerg raised his eyes and said with faint worry on his face: "If... I break it, do I need to pay for it?"

ha?broken?

You don't do anything to it, you just instill spiritual power into it, and there is only one reason to break it:

The mental power was too strong, the container couldn't record, and it burned down after being overloaded.

The doctor couldn't help laughing out loud. This instrument is generally used for mental tests of males below A level (including A level). It would be a great thing if it could be broken.

He generously said: "If you can break it, not only will you not need any compensation, but you will also get a house in the center of the capital, the guarantee of a good life in this life, and the respect and love of all the Zerg people. Which Zerg do you like the next day?" will be sent to you—”

"These are the most basic things." The doctor nodded the instrument with his hand, "The treatment of S-class males can exhaust your imagination."

The black-haired and red-eyed Zerg was stunned, and murmured: "I remember...he was in this era..."

The doctor didn't hear clearly: "What did you say?"

"It's nothing."

Lu Xi stood up, and he stretched out his hand to the tester. On his strong hand, the black ring on the index finger was shining brightly under the light.

He was so tall that he blocked the overhead light when he stood up, casting a long shadow over the doctor.

"There is a danger of explosion due to overloading. It is recommended that you retreat farther away."

The doctor swallowed subconsciously.

Although reason told him that this was impossible, seeing Lu Xina's calm and composed attitude, his mind secretly surged with hope——

What if... what if?

He couldn't help but stand a little further away as Lu Xi said.

The red-eyed Zerg closed his eyes.

Lu Xi had broken countless detectors, blowing up one by one, but he couldn't measure the limit value of his mental power until he crossed over.

He concentrated for a moment, and released his mental power as usual——

The clinic was so silent that the sound of air moving could almost be heard.

Lu Xi slowly opened his eyes and looked at the detector in his hand.

The black detector does not respond at all.

Lu Xi raised his eyebrows and tilted his head in confusion: "...Huh?"

He raised his head and looked at the doctor. The doctor sat back on the chair calmly and filled out three words on the form.

【Delusion】

"Hey, wait, wait, wait, doctor!!"

Lu Xi's face flushed instantly, he waved his arms, and hurriedly took the paper from the table: "Doctor, listen to my explanation!!"

Don't look at me with this kind of fancy eyes, help me! !

……

3 minute later.

The black-haired Zerg sat on the chair with his head drooping: "I'm really a male bug, believe it or not, it's true."

The doctor looked at Lu Xi and said lovingly, "Have you ever thought that you might be a transgender patient?"

Lu Xi: "..."

Lu Xi: "Huh?"

Lu Xi stammered: "Yes, but I like female insects!"

The doctor is kind-hearted: "Isn't that right?"

Lu Xi's eyes were confused: "What's wrong?"

The doctor slapped his hands: "Although you are a female insect, you think you are a male insect—isn't it normal to like female insects?"

"Congratulations, although you are gay, you are also heterosexual at the same time." The doctor applauded emotionally: "You are normal, you passed!"

With a snap, the doctor stamped the test form.

The traverser Lu Xi, in the ignorant era of Zerg 3000 years away from his time, was detected as a normal female and can be discharged from the hospital.

Lu Xi: "...Oh."

My mind is numb.

"A sincere suggestion," the doctor handed the watch to Lu Xi, "I don't really suggest that you give up that military academy, after all, military merit is almost the only chance for commoner females to get ahead..."

Lu Xi smiled: "Thank you, but I still have to quit."

The doctor sighed slightly, but he had seen countless people, and he could tell the character of the Zerg in front of him at a glance.

Although he has a very handsome face, full of vitality like those newly grown bug cubs, it is easy to be fooled at first glance - but if you look closely at those eyes, you can understand that he has a very mature and independent personality character.

In the end, all he could say was, "Well, good luck."

Lu Xi bent his eyes: "Thank you doctor."

When he left the office, the doctor boredly picked up his file and read it again.

Lu Xi came to Star S three days ago and has been living in Garbage Star before.

It is no different from other females, it is very difficult to survive on the garbage planet, not to mention that he actually saved a ticket to leave the garbage star, and a sum of money enough to enter a high-level military academy.

From this, it can be seen that this female worm must either have a flexible mind or have outstanding strength—anyway, there is always something special about it, and if not unexpected, it may show its skills on the battlefield in the future.

After showing their prowess, they will quickly accumulate military merits in order to marry a better male.

This is a worm that can be seen at a glance. The doctor is well-informed and has long been used to it.

—if he hadn't had that accident.

He was on a fishing trip with a boat (this job is a rare good job on Garbage Star), and was accidentally thrown off the boat by a huge wave. After being salvaged by the boatman, the melon seed on his head might have entered the water. Maybe it was smashed into a paste by the waves...

In short, he now firmly believes that he is a male insect, and he has added many strange settings.

The doctor didn't understand, of course he couldn't understand, otherwise he must be mentally ill.

The next patient knocked on the door. The doctor put down the materials and said loudly, "Please come in."

A doctor who is busy with work will naturally not remember this male insect named Lu Xi.

At most, because of this amazing face, it will leave a slightly vague impression.

……

Standing at the entrance of the busy hospital, Lu Xi raised his head, the bright sunlight made him unable to open his eyes.

He shaded the sun with the back of his hand, and there was an inconspicuous scar on the little finger of his right hand.

It was this scar that convinced him after crossing that he was not soul pierced, but passed through with the whole shell.

Unless the original female insect named [Lu Xi] was also decomposing, because her mental power was too strong, the guidance device was overloaded and eventually exploded.

This wound was scratched by the debris at that time, probably due to the influence of mental power, which could not fade away after years.

But...is it really such a coincidence?

She looks exactly like him, even her name is Lu Xi...

In different time and space, at a certain point in time, a female named Lu Xi fell into the sea, and another male named Lu Xi hibernated in the nutrition cabin.

They passed through in such a wonderful way.

Well, this is really a good deal, Lu Xi thought gloatingly.

You see, he now has a considerable amount of money—although for the original owner, this amount of money is far from enough if he wants to marry a male worm in this era.

But he doesn't need a male, he himself is [hmph].

That's enough money for him to live comfortably for the rest of his life, and if he gets some more work, he'll even have enough time to go on holidays and stuff.

As Lu Xi thought about it, the smile on the corner of his mouth became more and more obvious.

But the trouble is that the money was arranged by the original owner for other purposes.

The original owner had previously hired a female, which seemed to be the usual practice these days.

Freshmen who have just entered the military academy are always difficult to adapt to. At this time, they need an accompanying female to take care of them.

——The above is a euphemism.

In fact, the death rate in military academies is not low. This era is not so peaceful, and most military females need to go to the battlefield when they are students.

And the task of this accompanying female is to ensure the safety of the employer. They step on mines, they go to explore the way, and they take the greatest risk.

So, they are expensive.

The money that will allow Lu Xi to spend the rest of his life comfortably is only three years of hiring this female lady.

The corner of Lu Xi's mouth was half raised, and it collapsed.

How does that work?

must quit.

He stopped in front of a bookstore. There were iron tables and chairs in front of the door for passers-by to rest, but the other party didn't seem to come yet.

Lu Xi took out an orange casually.

He carefully peeled off the orange peel. The orange peel of this variety is very thin and sticks tightly to the flesh. If you don't pay attention when tearing off the peel, the thin film outside the flesh will be torn.

Lu Xi lowered his head and patiently pulled off the strands of white silk.

His fingers are very slender, and his nails are neatly trimmed, so they won't scratch the flesh easily.

The orange pulp twirled around in his hand without any blemishes, as if carved out of some gemstone, the orange-yellow pulp looked crystal clear under the sunlight.

Lu Xi raised his eyebrows in satisfaction, and at this moment, a black figure sat down in front of him.

It's the appointment bug.

Lu Xi raised his head, with a usual smile on his face: "Hello..."

The other party went straight to the point: "You came to me specifically, what's the matter?"

This choked Lu Xi.

He was also wearing a large camouflage jacket, but with a hood on, and the shadows covered his face, giving him a very indifferent look.

At first glance, it was the kind of bug that Lu Xi was not good at dealing with.

They have their own set of codes of conduct, and it is often difficult to persuade them with words, unless you can cut his interests.

Referred to as Shunmao.

But...but now, Lu Xi strokes against his hair.

Lu Xi subconsciously cleared his throat. He leaned forward slightly and looked straight into the other person's eyes, which made him look very sincere.

And full of guilt.

"That's right," Lu Xi said tactfully, "I hired you to be my reading companion before, because your ability is really outstanding."

Courtesy before soldiers, pleasantries and flattery are necessary.

The other party looked at Lu Xi quietly without saying a word.

Lu Xi felt that his lips were a little dry, and subconsciously turned the orange in his hand.He said slowly: "But my economic strength does not allow me to hire you."

"So, you think the price is too high?"

The voice was slightly hoarse, and the tone was flat. Lu Xi couldn't tell if he was unhappy, let alone see his expression, which made him very passive.

"Yes." Lu Xi said: "Even if I spend all my wealth, I can only hire you for three years. I'm afraid I can't afford it."

The hood moved, and it seemed that the other party tilted his head slightly: "I don't understand. You stayed in the military academy for three years, as long as you can earn some merits, it will be enough to offset it."

Lu Xi smiled wryly: "Still, it's too expensive. There should be no shortage of employers for your skill, so..."

"..."

Lu Xi was a little apprehensive, and only after a while did he hear the other party say: "I can lower the price."

Lu Xi gritted his teeth and said, "I really can't come up with so much money."

Hooded Zerg: "I can collect the money in installments."

Speaking of this, there are basically few people who can refuse, unless, like Lu Xi, they deliberately refuse.

The other party spoke crisply, and his tone was always flat and calm. It was obvious that she was a calm and patient female, but for some reason, Lu Xi couldn't help but soften his heart, almost agreeing——

No, think about your vacation island! !

Lu Xi took a deep breath, the orange in his hand was held warm by him, and finally said: "Sorry, I want to return this order."

The other party leaned back and crossed his arms. Lu Xi saw his slender fingers, which was very pleasing to the eye.

"Actually, I'm going to Nansheng Military Academy too, so I can charge a very low price for this order, which is an exception."

Lu Xi: QAQ

He finally couldn't help but look away, bowed his head and said quickly: "Sorry, I don't plan to go to Nansheng Military Academy."

A short sigh sounded, and Lu Xi didn't dare to breathe out.

"It seems that there is no room for negotiation." The Hooded Zerg has not expressed any displeasure even now, and said businesslikely: "Please pay the stipulated liquidated damages."

Lu Xi's face was a little hot: "I'm very sorry."

The other party handed over his hand, and a small section of his forearm was exposed under the rolled up sleeve, which carried a communication device for money transfer.

There is a lot of liquidated damages for such a major contract, and Lu Xi's savings were deducted a lot at once, and his eyebrows trembled.

"Then, farewell."

The other party nodded to Lu Xi, stood up and was about to leave - in just a few minutes, Lu Xi understood that this was a very aggressive female insect.

He has even started looking for his next employer on the communicator.

If he had no intention of dropping out of school, this female was indeed the most suitable choice.

With nothing to worry about, Lu Xi stretched out his hands and stretched unscrupulously in the sunlight.

A breeze blew by, carrying the warmth of the sun. The wind was not too strong, and it happened to knock off the hood of the Zerg.

Lu Xi's narrowed eyes widened in an instant, and his pupils shrank to the size of a pinprick in an instant.

summer--

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