Nima, don't tempt me, okay?

Laughing, seeing his joyful and interested appearance, he was almost dancing!Wu Shouren's face was dark, he didn't know how to answer!

Wu Shoutian didn't care what the crowd was like, and stretched out his hand to tear off the towel hat: "You are a tattered, ugly and smelly piece of cloth! I... I hate you!" head!

Everyone suppressed their smiles and waited to watch the play, but no one stopped him from messing around. Li Yue slammed the table angrily: "You drunk maniac! See how I deal with you!" He said in front of him: "This piece of cloth is good!" After saying that, he pulled Li Yue's clothes, Li Yue blushed, and was about to snatch it back, but when he heard a stabbing sound, Wu Shoutian tore out a piece of cloth from the hem of his clothes, and wrapped it around easily After a tie, the rags turned into hair bands, which tied up Wu Shoutian's messy hair.

Wu Shouren hurriedly got up and begged for forgiveness and apologized. Taking advantage of this moment, Wu Shoutian had already taken a pot of wine, took a sip and shook it a few steps. He was about to go out. Wu Shouren hurriedly called several colleagues to tie him back, but he He raised the jug again and read to the big sun: "When will the bright moon come...Ask the wine to the blue sky. I don't know the palace in the sky, what year is this eve..."

Everyone heard the beautiful words and sentences, not bad, so they stopped again and listened to him continue to read: "I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid that Qionglou Yuyu will be too cold on the heights. Dance to find out the shadows, why do you seem to be here?" In the world!...Turn...Turn to Zhuge, a lowly house, and sleepless." Wu Shoutian drank a few more sips of wine, wondering why it was raining?

"There should be no hatred, what is the long-term goodbye? People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny. This matter is difficult to complete in ancient times. I hope that people will live a long time and share the joys and joys of thousands of miles."

After everyone heard this, they were all melancholy, and then looked at Wu Shoutian, leaning crookedly at the door, with tears in his eyes and a haggard look. Seeing him like this, Princess Xiangyang felt soft and sour in his heart, and said to Wu Shouren: "Mr. My brother is quite drunk, you should send him home quickly."

At this time, Yang Feng didn't know why he got up and strode to Wu Shoutian's side, with a single stroke of the knife, it seemed that he was going to knock this fellow unconscious, but this guy was so dizzy that he fell back directly in a daze , Liu Wenjun's heart was almost in his throat, but fortunately, Yang Feng lifted his foot and hooked him around his neck, and lifted him lightly...he was caught!

Wu Shoutian chuckled, stretched out his hand to pinch Yang Feng's cheek that was carved like a knife, but kneaded, pinched, and rubbed vigorously, everyone gasped, and now this person's life is over! But the person involved said without fear of death: " It feels good!" Yang Feng looked down at him, his heart was like cotton wool fluttering, and it was like clouds overlapping, sometimes it was clear and melodious, and sometimes it was white and soft. Gathering up the courage, knees softened and hands bowed down on the ground, saying: "Please calm down, my lord!"

Yang Feng looked back, his eyes were condensed, fixed on Wu Shouren, without saying a word, he mentioned Wu Shoutian and flew away!

Wu Shouren looked sad, his face was pale, he closed his eyes and passed out!

10 Little ass hurts

Wu Shoutian had a dream. He returned to modern times and returned to his own home. His mother made a table of meals, braised pork in brown sauce, mapo tofu, boiled beef, braised pig's trotters, wow!It's so rich, I ate one plate after another, it was so delicious, my mother said to slow down, slow down!Wu Shoutian burst into tears when he heard it, he really missed his mother so much!Hugging my mother tightly, I just feel that this moment is really the warmest and most comfortable time!

It's just that the taste of this dish is all a sweet word?Mom's body is also a bit hard, he pinches left, right, up, down, well, although it's a bit hard, it's still quite elastic!Wu Shoutian smiled happily.

Here Wu Shouren was pinched by everyone, poured cold water on him, and finally sobered up after being so drunk, Liu Wenjun hurriedly comforted him: "Don't worry, brother Shou, we have discussed the countermeasures, and Shou Tian will be fine, please don't worry." Hold on tight."

As soon as Wu Shouren heard that there was hope for rescuing his younger brother, he quickly sat up and asked anxiously, "Brother Liu, what's the best strategy?"

Li Yue straightened his chest, and said righteously: "Tonight, I will go to explore the palace first, to find out first, don't worry, the treasure is so interesting that it will definitely not die!"

Wu Shouren's two colleagues, who had been passers-by A and B, finally had a chance to show their faces at this moment. One of them, Ruan Haocen, a concubine, said slowly: "When I have a chance to face the saint, I will intercede with the emperor, so that my brother will be safe and sound." , who knows when you will be able to face the saint, what if it is 30 years later?

Another general, Wu Xuanqing, was more reliable, and said: "Let's divide our troops into two groups. General Li will visit the palace, and we will go to the academician of the Imperial Academy, Mr. Wang. I believe he will have a solution!"

As soon as Wu Shouren heard that it made sense, he didn't care about his drenched clothes, so he grabbed the two colleagues and was about to meet the academician, and everyone tried to persuade him.

Wu Shoutian wakes up after a good night's sleep and finds that he is still in the ancient times, feeling very disappointed.Taking a closer look, the big bed I slept in was twice as big as usual, spacious and comfortable, and the quilts and quilts were all made of silk. When I got out of the bed, the floor under my feet was paved with smooth marble, and the tables, chairs, windows and doors were all covered. Made of oak, exquisitely carved, teapots, cups, and ornaments are all made of transparent jade, simple and elegant, with long meanings, Wu Shoutian was puzzled: Which prodigal son's site is this?

Open the door and walk out of the house. There are several houses on the left and right. The front is full of blue and green, smoked willows, small bridges and flowing water. If you look farther away, the rockery is exquisite and beautiful. Passing the pavilion, the place where the mountains and flowers are blooming, a pool of deep water is quiet, stop and go, Seeing a few maidservants passing through the corridor, they ignored him when they saw him. There were two guards standing at the circular arch and at the door of a certain room.Wu Shoutian was even more depressed. What the hell is going on? Why did everything change after attending the poetry meeting! ?

Looking all the way, Wu Shoutian came to the room where the two guards were standing. After thinking for a while, he reached out and knocked on the door, but no one answered. He closed one eye and looked inside, but the door was too tight, and he only saw a magnified wood.Turning his head to look at the two guards, the stone seemed to be motionless, it seemed that no matter what he did, he ignored the rhythm, so he kicked the door open boldly, the hearts of the two guards were beating like thunder, this guy really is Don't kill me!

Wu Shoutian looked at the person sitting in the room, and exclaimed: "It's you! Damn it!" After shouting, he quickly turned around and ran!Nima turned out to be this pervert, hurry up and roll as far as you can!

With a dark face, Yang Feng grabbed the fleeing rabbit and asked coldly, "What are you running for?"

Wu Shoutian was hanging in mid-air, struggling with his hands and feet to no avail, and he lowered his head helplessly and replied, "I have identified the wrong person!" God, Mary, Avalokitesvara, Christ, forgive me for lying, and I don't even know why!

Yang Feng frowned: "Then who do you think?"

Wu Shoutian rolled his eyes: "I thought it was your elder brother." He turned around uncomfortably: "Let me go."

Yang Feng hooked the corner of his mouth, let go of his hand, and saw Wu Shoutian fall to the ground with an ouch, and even laughed lightly. Wu Shoutian covered his butt, and said angrily, "Can't you be gentle!"

"No."

Hearing that he was so calm, Wu Shoutian naturally replied that his lungs were going to explode!But knowing that he was powerless to fight, he had to recite 1 curses silently.I wish I could answer the curse!

11 big meal

"You're scolding me. Huh?" Yang Feng, who had already turned around and left, turned around and smiled charmingly at Wu Shoutian.

"How can I? I'm thinking how I can be like you!" Wu Shoutian's heart trembled, and he lied without changing his face.

The corner of Yang Feng's mouth curled up, signaling Wu Shoutian to follow.

Fuck, do you want to be so monstrous, you are so handsome, I am more handsome than you!Just not giving you general knowledge!Thinking this way in his heart, the corner of Wu Shoutian's mouth twitched, he just went, and he was afraid that you would fail!

Wu Shouren took a jasper bodhisattva, and hurried to find Academician Wang. Academician Wang Shi Shiran sat down, took a sip of tea, hey..., this sigh, I don't know whether it is because the tea is delicious, or Wu Morita mourned.

Wu Shouren clasped his hands together: "Teacher, please save my younger brother, the students must be deeply moved and repay each other."

Academician Wang raised his hand: "It's not that he doesn't help because of the teacher. The Lord Feng is known as the 'Leng Yanwang'. He is moody, his heart is like ice and iron, he doesn't enter oil and salt, and behaves perversely and unpredictable. There is really nothing he can do as a teacher."

When Wu Shouren heard this, tears flowed out of his eyes. Could it be that his younger brother is so young...

Liu Wenjun hurriedly said: "Master Wang, is there nothing we can do?"

Academician Wang narrowed his thick single eyelids, his eyes almost disappeared: "Master Xiangyang can invite Lord Feng to participate in the poetry meeting, she must have a way."

Wu Shouren quickly got up and saluted: "The student is stupid, thank you for your mentor's guidance. The student will go to visit the princess right now."

Academician Wang waved his hand: "Go, go." He took another sip of tea, hey...

Wu Shouren's incompetent brother, who was looking for help everywhere, was sitting comfortably on the golden wicker chair, holding a glass of sake in his hand, and taking a sip, the fragrance lingered on his lips and teeth, and the aftertaste lingered, so pleasant!

"How?" Yang Feng asked with his sculpted face still on his face.The voice is low.

"So-so." Wu Shoutian commented carelessly.If he knew that this was the Tianshan Snow Lotus and Magnolia Qinglu Wine that Liuli Kingdom had paid tribute to for only 50 years, would he still swallow it in such a few mouthfuls and secretly complain that it was not sweet enough?

"The cow chews peonies." Seeing him ruining things like this, Yang Feng only gave four words lightly.

"Yes, yes, yes." Wu Shoutian picked up a piece of unknown meat. It was crispy, fragrant and a little sweet.eat more