Nima, don't tempt me, okay?

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"Nimma, don't tempt me, okay?" "

Author: Guo Dameng

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I hate that I am such a gentle, elegant, and weak little girl who has passed through time, and Nima even dressed as a man!Top you a lung! ! ~!

Well, being forced to accept the reality reluctantly, I decided to live a wonderful farming life in the ancient leisurely literature and art, what? "What?Lord, you want to lock me up, NO, I won't do it!

Although she accidentally became a bandit later, the little girl is still a literary bandit, okay?

Later later, well, is Lao Tzu the kind of person who can't stand the temptation?

In fact, I decided to do this and that, um, oh, it has nothing to do with anything else!

CP: 1V1

Content tags: Time Traveling Gender Switching Sweet Text

Search keywords: Protagonist: Wu Shoutian, Leng Yanwang┃Supporting actors: Wu Shouren, Li Yue, etc.┃Others:

1. Zhongju

"My lord, my lord! Good news, good news!" The janitor didn't care about his crooked hat, and rushed into the living room panting.

"What kind of decency! What kind of decency! Disgraceful and gentle! Say something slowly." In Wending County, a flat-nosed, illiterate Wu Yuanwai, with a big face, thought he was quite dignified and dignified. road.

"Grand, lord, you won the exam!"

"What! Why didn't you say it earlier! Where is the messenger who announced the good news? Quickly! Call the housekeeper to fetch 500 taels of silver! Also, call your wife and son!" Wu Yuanwai immediately blushed and bumped around excitedly , A burst of slow-moving mess made the whole room jump around!

Although Wu Yuanwai looks old-fashioned, he has a rich family and a good life, so he married a pretty wife.I gave birth to two big fat sons, probably due to the good deeds of my ancestors. The two children have beautiful features, and they are smart and hardworking since they were young. Unfortunately, they are not smart. Fortunately, the stereotyped essays in the imperial examination are the result of two children. Temperament, the whole family rejoiced for 7 days and 7 nights when the eldest son won the exam. The so-called one person wins the exam, the whole family is honored. Juren, for a small county, this is much rarer and more precious than today's giant pandas!Probably all the ancestral graves are emitting green smoke!

"Brother, you can't say that. The Master said, 'Reciprocity is the rule of courtesy. If you come and don't come, it's not proper; if you come and don't go, it's not proper.' Since Brother Taiwan gave me a piece of cake, I should also give me a bun. Here you are." The little boy Wu Shoutian, who didn't know that all his ancestral graves were emitting green smoke, was pulling his flushed classmate to give him a steamed stuffed bun.

"Brother Zizhen (Wu Shoutian's word), you are very polite, but there is an urgent matter at home, this bun will be collected at another day! Farewell." After speaking, the fellow disappeared without a trace.

"Brother! Brother! This is not in line with etiquette, Zi said..." Wu Shoutian shook his head and was about to say something, but was interrupted by his own book boy with a constipated expression: "My lord, see if that is our little boy?" A." Wu Shoutian took a closer look, and a hundred meters away, a man ran like a puppy and his tongue was about to stick out. It was indeed his own boy, so he frowned, shook his head and said, "It's an insult to the gentleman. , It's insulting to the gentleman! The master said, "Stand like a pine, sit like a bell, walk like the wind, and lie like a bow." The family style is not right! The family style is not right!" The book boy next to him said that he heard nothing.

The boy ran wildly here, and saw his young master from a distance, no matter where he was, he shouted loudly: "Young master, young master, the master told you to go home, young master has won! You have won..." Before finishing speaking, a I couldn't continue my breath, so I had to stop to take a few breaths and uttered the word "lift!" The bustling street was quiet for a few seconds, and suddenly the pot exploded.

Mr. Wu's surroundings were immediately blocked by crowds. Some said, "My lord, my family name is also Wu, and the three generations of my ancestors are also blood relatives." ?Since the young master has obtained his fame, he should ask for marriage as soon as possible!" Some said, "Young master, young master, sign your name for my family!" Some said, "Young master, you should write a poem to show the emperor's favor." Being squeezed, he was dizzy and confused, but fortunately the book boy was clever, and he had found eight big men, dragging and dragging Wu Shoutian onto the bridge, and rushed home in a hurry all the way!

Here, how does Wu Yuanwai entertain Baolu, those who congratulate him, and those who propose marriage? Knowing that the second brother has won the election, the eldest brother in the Beijing Imperial Academy wrote to him to go north immediately, which probably means to teach him a lot of knowledge and learn more. What's the matter, Mr. Wu is happily on the road with a bunch of souvenirs prepared by the book boy and his mother!

2, accident

Arriving safely at the capital that day, the book boy heaved a sigh of relief, and finally arrived. It is said that along the way, the son, this son, that son, caused all kinds of troubles, and every time he, the book boy, had to do his best Barely done!Now that he's at the right place, there is a master in everything, and he can finally get rid of the extra babysitting job with ease!

It's the first time for Wu Shoutian to travel far at such a young age. He is not used to it. Now that he can see his elder brother immediately, he feels relaxed and curious. How can Wending County get along with the capital? For example, the streets here are paved with blue bricks. There are restaurants, teahouses, and shops on both sides of the street. People on the street are jostling with each other, and there are various street stalls, such as snack shops, rouge shops, and sugar blowers. Wait until everything is alive and bustling!

Wu Shoutian pays attention to the demeanor of a gentleman who stands like a pine, sits like a bell, walks like the wind, and lies like a bow, so after seeing a fan on the grocery store, he began to recall what Mr. Ziyue asked for shopping. , so he stared at the fan without moving, and the book boy followed his gaze, only to see that the bone and jade are warm and moist, and the ink painting is laid out on the fan surface. The workmanship is exquisite, exquisite and cute. The Mercedes-Benz approached with a neighing sound, and the passers-by gave way one after another. Immediately, one of them yelled, "Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"

Seeing the horse stepping towards the young master, the book boy hurriedly pulled the dazed young master away!A lot of things on his body were scattered all over the floor.Wu Shoutian came back to his senses at this moment, and even waved his hand to break away from the book boy, and ran after the horse with his legs and shouted: "Stop, stop, it's unreasonable!"

The horse ran a hundred meters earlier, Wu Shoutian's gentle voice was supposed to be inaudible to a few people, but unexpectedly the horse's skills were profound, and when someone called to stop, they actually stopped and waited for Mr. Wu.

When Wu Shoutian came to him, immediately a tough man with a beard frowned his black, big and thick brows for two days, and asked with a loud voice, "What's the matter, sir?"

Wu Shoutian saw that the men on the horse were all tall and burly, wearing heavy armor, with a big knife hanging on their waist, and they were very hostile. His legs trembled slightly, but when he thought of Master Confucius, he was full of courage, and he straightened his chest and said: "The Master said, 'Do to yourself and don't want to do to others.', several brothers rode their horses on the crowded street Running wild is not what a gentleman does!"

Immediately after hearing what he said, everyone was stunned, thinking where did this bastard come from?Aliens!Everyone knows that there are very few people who can ride a horse in the capital. A dude, haven't you heard of it?Everyone couldn't help but think too much, and they all looked at the outstanding person in surprise and uncertainty.

The man pondered for a while, and saw that Wu Shoutian was wearing a blue scholar's robe and a scarf hat. Although his physique was weak, he really didn't look like an eunuch, so he said, "I'm busy with official duties, and I'm in a hurry. I don't know the name of this young master Gao." ?” Every word was like a stone jumping out of a big rock, and the man stared at Wu Shoutian after jumping the stone, as if he was going to stare him out of a hole.

The book boy trembled all over, feeling that something was wrong, so he hid himself in the crowd and remained silent.

Wu Shoutian stammered and replied: "Yes, I'm next Wu Shoutian, the first, the first time I arrived in the capital." After finishing speaking, he added a sentence without knowing whether to live or die, "Zi said, 'If you don't change it, it's too much!'"

Immediately when the man first heard the first sentence, his face was frosty, and after hearing the last sentence, he yelled loudly. The horse seemed to have a spirituality, and raised its front legs as if it wanted to trample Wu Shoutian into a piece of meat, Wu Shoutian I had never seen such a battle before, my legs went limp and I passed out.Seeing that the horse was about to step off, the man gave another soft drink, and the horse stopped abruptly. The crowd of onlookers breathed a sigh of relief. Hmph, Shuai all his subordinates headed off!

The book boy didn't dare to pretend not to know each other at this meeting. He cried loudly and called out his son and son, and whispered that his son and those people had all left!After finishing speaking, he looked at the young master carefully, but he was still dazed. Now he believed that the young master was not pretending, so he hurriedly carried him to find the eldest young master.

3. Changes in Wu Shoutian

The book boy called the carriage with Wu Shoutian on his back, suddenly felt that the young master was cold all over, and was horrified!Hastily put the young master down, and stretched out his trembling hand towards his nose, but