[Transmigration Book] On the 36 Strategies for Defeating Slag Gong

On the second day of his 20th birthday, Tang Ze was tricked.

To be precise, he was cheated by the goddess he had a crush on for a long time.

On his birthday, Tang Ze got up early in the morning, opened QQ and started to leave messages to the goddess, rolling around in a stern manner, begging for blessings and gifts, and even being a good teammate, took a boy in the dormitory to take an ambiguous group photo and sent it to Goddess.

Yes, you guessed it right, Tang Ze's goddess is a real rotten girl.

Back then, Tang Ze fell in love with his goddess at first sight. He thought that even if he was not a peerless beauty, he was still handsome, so he tried his best to attack her. However, the goddess was single and never expressed her dislike for Tang Ze.

Just when Tang Ze gradually became disheartened, something miraculous happened.One day when he got drunk, he took a group photo with his buddies and posted it on Weibo.As a result, on the second day, the goddess actually took the initiative to hit him.

Even though the happiness came too suddenly, Tang Ze said with a cold face that he was very calm, he should be reserved at such a time, do you understand being reserved?It must appear that I have a level, I have read thousands of sails, I used to be Wushan and the sea is not a cloud, I will not panic because of the goddess' little hookup, I must be tall and tall to capture the heart of the goddess!

So Tang Ze sent back a message to the goddess with trembling fingers: XX I love you!

The goddess quickly replied to him, almost in seconds.Tang Ze's Erlang's legs were shaking and shaking until they were on the table, what does this mean?It shows that the goddess values ​​him!The lukewarmness in the past must be because the goddess is too shy, yes it must be like this!

Tang Ze happily opened the message, and the first thing he saw was the word love, Tang Ze's ears turned red all of a sudden.Then he kept this state and read the sentence sent to him by the goddess.

The original words of the goddess: ""I love you too~~"

Huh?

Hey?

Nani?

What?

Wait, wait, what the hell is this! ! !What is 'you', who are you bastards!Is the Goddess of No Creation his?stand out!I promise to kill you! ! !

Tang Ze's small universe exploded to the extreme in an instant, and he could almost compete with the gold saints for force value, right?

Then Tang Ze slapped the goddess with a down-to-earth mentality, and after asking a lot of people, he found out: What the fuck the goddess was talking about was him and his buddies!The goddess is actually a rotten girl!The goddess actually YYed him and his buddies!

I'm obviously a straight man, how can I fix it!

The most important point is that, under the attack of his two hundred soft sister coins online banking, the only secret to attacking the goddess told him by the goddess' best friend is: to attract the attention of the goddess by pretending to be a small attacker or a small victim to achieve the goal.

Well, for the sake of the goddess, he fought hard, pretended to be, I have always been a man, and I will not become curvy just because I pretend to be gay for two days.

So Tang Ze issued a declaration on Weibo that he likes men.

Then the goddess successfully became Tang Ze's best friend, she was so close, she talked about everything, bastard!Although she often asks whether Tang Ze's is the offense or the total offense or the total offense... Well, he is obviously a straight man, okay?fall!If the other party is not the goddess Tang Ze, I will not be able to play happily with her anymore.

On his birthday, the goddess happily sent him a blessing, and then Amway gave him a BL novel that the goddess herself rated highly.Tang Ze stared at the title of the book on the computer screen for a long time, then gritted his teeth, and resolutely started to read the text on Baidu.

The name of the article was quite normal. Tang Ze opened the reading page and read the text, and it was also normal, so he relaxed a little and opened Chapter 1.

Tang Ze has read quite a few novels about court battles and military affairs by male Xiang, and he feels that he is somewhat knowledgeable.And this chapter is full of descriptions of war scenes from the beginning to nearly half of the place, and it can be seen between the lines that the author's writing is quite deep, the scenes and plots of fighting on the battlefield, and the general leading the overall situation are very good, all kinds of domineering side leaks , the blood of the soldiers, Tang Ze felt a little bit like shouting out.Next, he described the family backgrounds of the two male protagonists and the backgrounds of some other dignitaries in the article. It was complicated and detailed and unsightly. If this was not a BL novel, Tang Ze felt that he might not be able to do it really well. Will be following it with gusto.