The Reborn King of Hell loves farming

"Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom..." Qiqi 49 thunders sounded continuously around X city.

Before every thunderbolt shakes the world, the falling lightning is like the huge mouth of an ancient evil beast, baring its teeth and grinning, so terrifying!

In the eyes of ordinary people in X City, whether it is the earth-shattering thunder or thunderbolt lightning, they are just additives in the summer storm and are normal phenomena, but for the many qimen warlocks who are hidden in X City, This second half of the night is destined to be restless, almost everyone is frightened and dare not make the slightest movement.

Qiqi 49 thunder, it is thunder!It's not ordinary thunder and lightning caused by clouds colliding with clouds!

Listening to the crackling sound at the edge of the sky, some magicians who have ghosts in their hearts are worried that they will be the next one to be hacked. People like them have always done things that violate the law of heaven. They don't need to find any reason at all.

So, before the thunder and lightning struck them, many people guessed in their hearts, how many demons and ghosts or people who violated the law of heaven like them would have to be struck to death with so many thunderbolts passing by!

However, such dense thunder and lightning also made some Qimen warlocks very curious, guessing who did the thing that angered God and made God so angry.

Otherwise, if you don't die tonight, why don't you just leave here tomorrow?Some terrified magicians thought that a place visited by Tianlei might be under the strict care of the heavens for ten or a hundred years!If you continue to stay here, if you are accidentally seen by the God of the Day and the God of the Night, isn't that dead and can't die again?After all, they only rely on their own industry to eat, and they don't want to explore the secrets, what to eat!

Of course, it doesn't mean that there are no qimen warlocks who are not afraid of death, at least in the ancient city of X City, at the end of Yinshi, three people were killed by Tianlei!

As for the cause of death of these three people, in the second day’s newspaper, it was speculated by ordinary reporters that the big tree in front of the house was too thundered, so most ordinary people were advised not to plant trees in front of or behind the house. Too huge trees, look, there is no proof of this today!

The 49 thunderstorms lasted until after five o'clock in the morning before they gradually stopped.

Ordinary people may not know it, but people who practice Taoism and Buddhism feel the change in the atmosphere of the entire X city at this moment.

"Amitabha!" Awakened by the thunder, Master Hong, an old monk from a monastery in the deep mountains, stood in front of his temple and faced the eastern sky at dawn, reciting the Buddha's name!

"Boom—" Half an hour after the thunder stopped, a violent explosion sounded in a secret room somewhere in X City.

After a while, after the thick smoke in the house dissipated, it was clear that there was a 60-year-old man dressed in a Tsing Yi hair bun Taoist priest in the room.

It's just that the man dressed as a Taoist priest is obviously not a good person, because under the dim light, the entire face of this 60-year-old flower-haired Taoist priest has reached an unprecedented distortion.

It can be vaguely seen that it is filled with a lot of negative emotions, it is unbelievable, it is unwillingness, it is anger, it is hatred...

"This is wrong!" The Taoist priest was still muttering to himself.

"Master Ma!" The door of the secret room was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and a man dressed as a young Taoist priest about 30 years old ran in from the outside, and the dim light in the secret room suddenly became brighter at this moment, even brighter. There are no dead ends in the whole house.

"Damn..." The five or sixty-year-old Taoist didn't look at the young Taoist, but cursed fiercely, and sat back on a futon in the city.

"Master Ma, are you alright?"

"Hmph, can you help me if I have something to do?"

"..."

"Where's the man you brought back yesterday?"

"It's still closed in the dark room."

"Okay, bring me to the cauldron room, I want to use his body, mind and soul to refine disaster-avoiding pills."

"Yes." The young Taoist nodded without the slightest hesitation, turned around and was about to walk out.

"Wait a moment."

"..."

"Go back and look for me. Within a month, at least find me those born in the same year, the same month, and the same day at nine yang times. There are none in X City. Expand the scope to the surrounding area."

"Yes." The young Taoist priest replied respectfully, and seeing that the old Taoist priest on the opposite side no longer gave any instructions, he turned around and closed the door and left.

Also because the door was closed, the young Taoist priest didn't see it. The old Taoist priest behind him fell to the ground convulsively when he closed the door.

After convulsing for about ten minutes, the old Taoist took out a white porcelain bottle from his body, and poured out the elixir from the bottle: "It's the last one! Immeasurable Life Buddha, I must succeed in refining a new one this time." The avoidance pill is here."

"Pfft—" A mouthful of sweet blood spewed out from Wei Yang's mouth, and when Jiang Ziwen, who was not far away from him, ran over with a look of shock on his face, he closed his eyes and passed out.

Wei Yang woke up again in the evening of the next day.Feeling the body carefully, it is not a little bit weaker than before.

"Damn! If this continues, shit, I'm going to die young again!"

"Your Majesty, are you awake?"

"Wake up, sleep again, I will starve to death."

"Uh! Well, dinner is ready, it's black-bone chicken soup."

"..." Wang Ba?Wei Yang sat on the bed in silence for a while, and then comforted himself, bastard is a great tonic, and Jiang Ziwen never dared to have any other meanings.

In summer, you don't need to wear too many clothes, but after waking up, Wei Yang felt very cold, as if the temperature of the whole world had dropped, and a cool wind blew from the door, and he was covered in goose bumps.

"Has the temperature dropped?" Wei Yang casually picked up the blanket on the bed and draped it over his body.

"Uh!" Jiang Ziwen frowned, and wanted to say that people outside said that the temperature reached more than 30 to [-] degrees during the day, but seeing Wei Yang's appearance, he had to agree, "It was probably yesterday morning. It’s raining heavily, let’s lower the heat.”

"Oh!" Wei Yang didn't doubt it. When he got up, he felt that it was not easy to eat under a blanket, so he took out a thick coat from the space ring and changed it, and then walked out with Jiang Ziwen.

The place where they live now is a small villa built by a little demon in a small town on the outskirts of the city after his development in the human world.

Of course, now that Wei Yang and Jiang Ziwen live here, Xiao Yao has to give way to another place.Therefore, Wei Yang, Jiang Ziwen and two ghost servants live in this decent small villa of more than 200 square meters.

Wei Yang followed Jiang Ziwen down the stairs. When he saw Jiang Ziwen's back, he was still fantasizing. Not to mention this guy, his figure looks like Sebastian's. He would like to come to the restaurant on the first floor right now. A sumptuous steaming meal has been lined up,

result……

The fantasy is really beautiful, but the reality is too skinny.

"Why is it so simple?" In the huge dining room connected to the living room in the villa, on the 1.5-meter rectangular wooden table, there was actually a large porcelain basin and two small plates.

Well, it's fine for two to eat the three dishes, but let's not say that the big pot has no heat at all, and there are cold watermelon and cold cucumber in the two small plates.

Wei Yang has a problem, that is, when eating, he really doesn't like to see cold fruits and melons. Of course, if it's cold meat, it's different.

But where is the food in front of me?

Then look at the big bowl of black-bone chicken Internet cafe soup that was originally for him tonic, it was so dark.He was not energetic at all, and he lost his appetite in an instant.

"Don't like it?" Jiang Ziwen also noticed someone's dislike, but he didn't understand at the moment, don't everyone like to eat cold food in summer?Why is His Majesty like this?

"Disgusting!" Wei Yang stared at Jiang Ziwen coldly and spit out two words.

Jiang Ziwen: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~Your Majesty, are you talking about me?Today I specially found the fattest bastard and the fattest black-bone chicken for you!It also stewed for an afternoon.

"Are you using this for sacrifices?" Seeing that the other party didn't understand, Wei Yang called the name directly, "Is this for dinner? Do you want me to match you with a pig's head and pig's tail?"

"..." Jiang Ziwen felt suddenly enlightened.

well!After being a ghost for a long time, I really have no choice but to like all cold dishes unconsciously.His Majesty was talking about the cold just now, but today he made a full cold fight. If His Majesty knew that the staple food tonight was cold noodles, he would probably want to kill him.

"Hehe, then, what do you want to eat?"

"...fish." Wei Yang thought for a while, but he was not polite, "I will eat braised fish, stewed fish, garlic and small rapeseed with white rice."

"Uh, okay." It doesn't seem expensive, "Then this chicken soup."

"It's so disgusting, I don't know, I thought you got it for me from which tap? You can find a place where no one is around and solve it yourself. I don't want to see it anyway."

"Okay." Jiang Ziwen asked the ghost servant to go to a nearby restaurant to pack and cook vegetables with a look of embarrassment.As for the rice, because Wei Dashen said that he didn't eat the rice in the restaurant, he had to make his own rice cooker. "This chicken soup, do I really take it away?"

"Go away."

Wei Yang felt his stomach was empty, so he casually pulled the plate of watermelon in front of him, while Jiang Ziwen, with a tangled and happy face, fled away with the black-bone chicken soup.

While drinking the black-bone chicken soup, the King of Hades of a certain palace was still thinking, this is a good thing!Your Majesty really won't enjoy it.Unexpectedly, it was because of this pot of bastard soup that he later dereliction of duty.

Wei Yang finished his dinner more than an hour later. Feeling his belly that couldn't hold it any longer, he saw that there were more than half of the sweet and sour carp left on the table, two crucian carp stewed in soup, and half a plate of garlic-flavored green vegetables , I sighed in my heart, the people of City X in the 90s were really kind.

The price of such a large plate of sweet and sour carp is less than one-third of that of later generations, but the quality and quantity are more than half of those of later generations.Of course, don't worry, the dishes are fried in gutter oil.

Wei Yang knew that after the ghost servant came to the human world, he also liked to eat some human food.However, money in the mortal world is sometimes not easy to deal with, so most of what they eat is left over by their boss.

Judging by the way Jiang Ziwen is rubbing his stomach now, it is estimated that he can't eat anything.So he got up and asked the ghost servant to clean up the table and eat by the way.

Because he was too full, Wei Yang didn't go to lie down on the sofa in the living room, but went straight out the door.

It's close to eight o'clock in summer, and it's not very dark outside.Although this villa is located on the edge of a small town on the outskirts of the city, at the end of the 90s, because City X was also developing at a rapid pace, this small town that is relatively close to the city center naturally also slowly developed. Prosperity.Therefore, at times like this outside the villa, people come and go from time to time.

The little demon who built the villa is a yellow-skinned child who has been incarnate for a hundred years. In terms of enjoying life, it is no worse than humans.Therefore, although the building area of ​​this villa is not large, the surrounding area of ​​the villa is still imitated by the gardens of the wealthy villas in some developed areas.

Wei Yang is now walking on the path paved with small stones in the garden with his stomach upright, and behind him is Jiang Ziwen, Mr. Jiang, who moves in unison.

"If you look like this, if your man sees you, your image will be ruined." Wei Yang glanced at someone with a happy face.

Jiang Ziwen didn't care either, the black-bone chicken and wild bastard he ate very comfortably just now, you know, in order to replenish Wei Yang's body, he almost let the ghost servant wander around a city of X to buy domestic black-bone chicken and wild bastard, and specially paid for them It was made by the chef of the hotel in the town.It was really a fragrance, and he is still savoring it now!

"Is Your Majesty going out tonight?" Jiang Ziwen started, "I've got everything ready."

"Not today." Wei Yang shook his head, "If I go out now and come back to my body, I'll probably burp."

"..."

"Yesterday..." Jiang Ziwen wanted to ask what happened in the end yesterday?Why did Wei Yang vomit blood.But looking at the other person's appearance, I don't think it seems bad to ask directly.

"It's the disaster avoidance pill." Wei Yang didn't think he was too entangled, so he said it directly.

(⊙o⊙) What?

"Hehe, didn't expect that?"

"...I didn't expect it. I don't even understand why there are still people who can refine the disaster-avoiding pill?" Jiang Ziwen nodded with a heavy face, and also understood why Wei Yang vomited blood yesterday.

Misfortune Elixir, as the name suggests, is a pill to help avoid disasters, but this thing is actually not a good thing, but some evil spirits and heretics. When they were exploring the secrets of heaven, they came up with it for fear of being punished by the heavens. Refined by body, mind and soul, something that can replace one's real body and be punished by heaven.

And this thing also has a very good effect, that is, after taking it, in case there is someone stronger than you who uses the secret to measure yourself, the avoiding calamity pill will automatically counterattack the other party, so that those who want to measure and take avoiding calamity Dan's soul was damaged.

"What do you understand?" Wei Yang reached out and touched the flowers of an unknown tree beside the path. He originally wanted to pick them, but he didn't like the flowers very much, so he stroked them instead. up. "The creativity of human beings will always shock the gods. Not to mention, the other party is a person who dares to blatantly steal a lot of secrets."

"..."

"However, fortunately, that person should not be able to refine the orthodox disaster-avoiding pill, or else my body would be ruined yesterday."

"Do you need me to attract people's attention recently?"

"No." Wei Yang waved his hand, "When I calculated yesterday, I felt a force coming from the north. If my guess is correct, this force should belong to this political system. I want to come this time X The situation in the city is not allowed within the country. Therefore, we don’t need to do anything these two days. Those little monsters, you can go and inform them tonight, so that they can avoid them after they finish their work. It’s not good if the other party is threatened because of us.”

"Well. In the morning, I'll go out for a while."

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