The Reborn King of Hell loves farming

In the evening, four bursts of firecrackers sounded from Cui's house.Listening to people passing by outside the yard talking about it, it was Cui Jiajing's mother-in-law who pointed it out, and deliberately released it.It is said that Cui Yong's side is fine, but the Cui family must burn some money, set off firecrackers to show their congratulations to their ancestors.

It's fine if you didn't know before, but today the ancestor said that he was working for the king of Hades, that's how he became an official.It is a happy event for a mortal to be an official, not to mention being an official for a god. From now on, the descendants of the Cui family will have to rely on their ancestors for a living. Save face.

Regarding this statement, the two people who were busy picking vegetables in the yard looked at each other without saying anything.

After all, both of them know that although the words they talk about are true and false, there is indeed such a saying in hell. If the ghost of someone's ancestor finds a good job in hell, it can indeed give his descendants Bring some convenience.Among other things, by using his power and doing whatever he wants, his descendants can change from paupers to millionaires overnight.

However, Wei Yang hasn't figured out how to compensate Cui Yuanzhen until now.

There were quite a few vegetables in the yard. The vegetables that Wei Yang picked from the vegetable garden today, such as wax gourds, pumpkins, tomatoes, green beans, bamboo leaf vegetables, cowpeas, etc., were scattered all over the ground.

Like Wei Yang, Jiang Ziwen moved a small bench and squatted down somewhere to pick vegetables, because they were all things with aura, and some of them would go into his stomach at night. The young man who was caught had no complaints.

"What will His Majesty do tonight?"

Jiang Ziwen's two ghost servants will not be here. They were sent by Wei Yang with some money to change the gas tanks and buy some things in the town to use tonight; the other was sent to a farther county In the vegetable market here, the latter bought things that were actually very similar to the ones he bought in his previous life, but in order not to be suspicious of the townspeople, he had no choice but to look far away.

So Wei Yang and Jiang Ziwen are left in the yard right now.

Wei Yang tidied up the vegetables in his hands, and said with a smile, "It's very simple! Could it be that you think that the emperor is really going to announce to the world that the king has returned from hell?"

"Haha! If Your Majesty really wants to make such a high profile, I will follow him faithfully. But if that's the case, the human beings on this earth will be in trouble." All the ghosts in hell have come, is there any way for human beings to survive?

"...So, I thought of something fun. Whoever wants to offend me in the future, I'll just do it?"

"Oh?"

"Hey, tell me, if I take out all the blessings of those people, what will happen to them?"

Jiang Ziwen: ...

After a long while, Jiang Ziwen suppressed a smile and said, "As far as I know, those who have no blessings at all are...animals."

"Correct solution." Wei Yang praised, "But if these people are really killed, this karma will also deal a big blow to my current body."

Jiang Ziwen raised his eyes and glanced at someone, seeing that the person was still complacent, he couldn't help reminding: "Your Majesty, if this is the case, the karma you get is probably greater than killing people?"

"Uh, is there any?"

"Young minister thinks..."

"Try first before talking." Wei Yang interrupted Jiang Ziwen.

"..." Damn it!Boss, you have already decided, what a fart to ask!Jiang Ziwen died of depression.

"...Well, but you came at the right time. If the karma is really too much, you can find some virgin boys for me and block it first."

"This is a crime." Jiang Ziwen simply stopped what he was doing. "Your Majesty, even though it's a crime, it's harmless to us if you did it. But whether it's our subordinates or those two in the sky, everyone is most worried about you..."

"..." Wei Yang paused, and the laughter just disappeared from his face.After a while, I looked up at Jiang Ziwen, "Then what do you mean, I just let them go like this? Is the suffering of my previous life all for nothing?"

In the peaceful sky above, the wind and clouds suddenly moved away.It seems that a storm is coming in an instant.

Jiang Ziwen also felt the hostility in the opposite person's body, and his brows unconsciously frowned and loosened, loosened and frowned.Finally turned into a deep sigh!Secret in my heart: It seems that if His Majesty is not allowed to vent this time, this matter may become the other party's demon.

Forget it, he's already here anyway.And before he came, he had calculated that if His Majesty really went to war this time, there would still be noble people to help.

"Okay, you won. But next time you do it..."

"Get out, am I that kind of tyrant?" Wei Yang got what he wanted, and suddenly disappeared, and his mood was bright again.

Jiang Ziwen muttered contemptuously: "As far as I know, you had many enemies in your previous life, right?"

"..." Wei Yang fell silent for a moment.

Indeed, shit, there were quite a few people who offended him in the previous life.

"Ahem, I will try my best to restrain myself. Of course, it is best not to meet those people."

"...I hope? As long as you feel better in the future." Jiang Ziwen made a pun, but he didn't know that the person opposite him could not understand.

Wei Yang obviously understood, so in the next second, although he tried his best to hold back, his brows and face were still twitching.

"I won't pick it anymore, you take your time, I'll see if I can find something useful. Oh! By the way, this..." He took out the big rooster that he had collected before from the space, and stewed it at night.Good stuff, it is. "

"Uh! Your Majesty, let me remind you, I don't know how to cook..." Jiang Ziwen said honestly, he is here as a guest today, okay?Even if he dare not admit that His Majesty is really his godson, but on the surface he is.Is it true that you don't even give me a meal?

The corners of Wei Yang's mouth twitched a few times, his eyebrows frowned, and finally he simply threw the rooster into the dish on the side.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Ziwen looked anxiously at Wei Yang who was sitting back again.

"It's okay. I suddenly remembered that there would be nothing suitable for the mortal system in my place. Sigh! Let's just live this time like this, just treat me as if I have recovered from a serious illness, and find a way later, find someone who can refine elixir people."

"...Your Majesty, I want to tell the truth."

"Say."

"As far as I know, in the mortal world, there are very few people who can refine elixir now, almost none."

"...Fuck! Can't you just pour cold water on me?"

"I'm just telling you the truth, Your Majesty!" Jiang Ziwen said bluntly, "Don't your Majesty know that good advice is hard to hear?"

"Get out. Who is the most famous alchemist in history?"

"Your Majesty won't be?" Oh, Jiang Ziwen regained his energy in an instant, wouldn't it be what he thought?

"Why, no? But, forget it, my current ability can at most take me through time and space."

"Oh! I thought I'd be flying for a vacation."

"You don't have much business in the first hall? I heard that they are very busy in the fourth and fifth halls."

"No way, there are too many bad guys now. Oh! Let's get back to business."

"Tch! If that's the case, you can help me think about who is better at alchemy in history."

"In history, I know one."

"Who?"

"Ge Hong."

"Ge Hong? This name sounds familiar."

"Of course, are you famous in history? You have it in your junior high school history books." Jiang Ziwen picked up a cowpea and continued to pinch.

"Really? I learned it all in my previous life. Who can memorize book knowledge for two lifetimes?"

"Uh! Well, let me think about it... I seem to remember that he is a Chinese medicine doctor. Well, besides him, it is said that Sun Simiao is also good."

"The king of medicine? I know this, but I remember his old man who specializes in women." In the future, you can go to the door.

"..." Jiang Ziwen was a little speechless. After a while, he looked up at Wei Yang and said, "Your Majesty, I have thought of a trick. Do you want to bother?"

"Precise play."

"Didn't you just say that His Majesty has a lot of enemies? Well, even if it is not His Majesty's enemies. You see, you have lived in this human world for so long, and you should know about the painful things in this world." There are too many! Sometimes you don’t mess with the other party, and the other party rushes to find death. But before a person’s lifespan is really over, killing him will always touch karma, and once it involves karma, you have to lose your own merits. … ...but losing one's meritorious lifespan for an enemy, this fucking hurts."

"Well, continue."

"Since this is the case, we might as well do this. Your Majesty, I think if you really travel across time and space to find alchemists, is it possible that you just ask someone to refine a pill for you? No way? It's finished this time, next time What should I do again? It’s better to do it yourself. Do you have enough food and clothing by yourself? Hehe, so, according to my personal suggestion, since your majesty is going to go out across time and space this time, you might as well go a few more times, and take the most important time in history. The well-known Chinese medicine masters have all learned their medical skills, and after finishing their studies, they will practice in other time and space by the way, and they will not only gain merit, hehe, but also skills, don’t you think so?”

"Oh! That's a good idea? In my previous life, oh, it was this body in my previous life. I really wanted to be a good doctor, haha!" Wei Yang didn't see the calculation flashing in Jiang Ziwen's eyes, so he stood there alone. "However, since you want to learn, you can't have no foundation at all. How about this, let's look back and see if any of you were doctors in your life, regardless of whether he is a Chinese medicine doctor or a Western doctor, and he has all the spiritual knowledge, memory and soul. Draw it. Hehe!"

puff!I knew it would be like this...!Jiang Ziwen moved his face away.

However, he can't say anything, who knows this shortcut?If you don’t use this shortcut, isn’t that a fool?Besides, if Wei Yang was really asked to study bit by bit, how long would it take?They were willing, and Emperor Ziwei was also reluctant.And Wei Yang's current body is still mortal.Time is still very precious to him.

When the sun was about to set, the two ghost servants came back one after another with the things Wei Yang explained.Jiang Ziwen also ate dishes made by Emperor Yan himself for the first time.

That drool!It must be three thousand feet long.

"When I go back this time, the Second Palace will envy me so much, ahaha!" Jiang Ziwen smiled wryly while eating the delicious food, "Unexpectedly, when His Majesty came out for a visit, he has developed in an all-round way."

"Tch, in the past, it was because I didn't want to learn." It would be great to open his mouth later, if it was possible, in fact, he still hopes to do so now.

But in the same way, in fact, making a large table of food and being appreciated by those who eat it, this sense of accomplishment is also very beautiful.

"Your Majesty, this wine is not bad!" Picking up the fine wine on the table, Jiang Ziwen took a small sip.

"Don't worry, if you try your best to help out tonight instead of standing on the sidelines and watching the fun, I might give you a jar of psychic liquid when I'm happy." Wei Yang is still very willing to part with his brother, so give The wine that Jiang Ziwen drank was really not the two yuan a catty that was sold outside, but the good wine collected by his adoptive father, with some spiritual liquid added.

(⊙o⊙) Ah! !

Jiang Ziwen suddenly felt his ears ringing.Didn't he hear wrong?

A drop of psychic liquid is equal to a jar of good wine, a jar of psychic liquid, isn't that hundreds of tanks of good wine?

"Your Majesty, are you serious?" Hundreds of cylinders of good wine are enough for him to drink for several years, even hundreds of years!And he believed that if Wei Yang really gave spiritual liquid, it must be heavenly nectar.

ha!Just thinking about it makes my mouth water.

"When did the emperor not say anything?" Wei Yang glanced at someone.He drank the fruit juice with a little spirit liquid by himself.

No way, his body is only 13 years old now, he can't drink alcohol!

"Uh..." Jiang Ziwen wanted to say, don't you regret it too often?But——, "Haha, since His Majesty is so generous, this subject must have devoted himself to dying! Haha! Come, come, Your Majesty will offer a toast to Your Majesty, and I wish His Majesty a victory tonight, and your revenge will be avenged."

Wei Yang: Damn it.Jiang Ziwen, Jiang Ziwen, when you meet wine, your lower limit is endless!

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