I am the emperor of the prehistoric

As soon as Xiaoyu Tianjun said this, Nuwa's face immediately became ugly, she said: "Is it because I got married that you alienated me?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao couldn't help sighing: "Sister Nuwa, you have become Fuxi's wife, you have to be responsible for your beloved Fuxi!"

"Love?" Nuwa laughed: "Who said that I must have love if I become a Taoist couple (husband and wife) with him? We are just following God's will!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao said: "Follow God's will? It seems that marriage is your duty? If so, I will wait for you to carry on the family, and that is also your duty!" Zhang Xiaoxiao unconsciously spoke a little more heavily when he said this.What she hates the most now is the words "follow God's will, the way of heaven's destiny". God horse obeys God's will and makes herself feel wronged. Nima, you want to show your will by death, don't you believe in God's will to force you to die?

Emma, ​​Zhang Xiaoxiao was about to complain again. She was exactly 26 years old when she died in her previous life. This age is the golden age of marriage. The family members are not panicked to death.

It's not that she doesn't want to come out, it's that she's really not ready to come out, she needs economic foundation without economic foundation, and material conditions without material conditions, how can she have such domineering hard wings to declare that she can come out independently!

Alas, but she would never marry a man for the so-called social responsibility and obligation.Shenma’s marriage is an obligation, a guarantee for the family’s peace of mind, and Shenma’s succession of the family is every woman’s obligation. I’m sorry, aren’t the prostitutes on the street doing their duty and doing their best to meet the physiological needs of men?To put it bluntly, patriarchal ideology has enslaved Chinese women.

If you say that your family wants to sever ties with you, this is an unfilial daughter. What a deviant woman like Zhang Xiaoxiao fears most is threats, and what she dislikes most is threats from others.When her temper came up, the family couldn't hold it at all, and no one was as tough as her.

It is her personality that made her great wish to fight the saints and ensure that the wild land will not be broken!Only a bastard like her would think of such an awesome idea.

Zhang Xiaoxiao's tone was bad, and Nuwa's tone was also bad. Nuwa couldn't help stomping her feet: "In the end, you blame me for not telling you about my marriage?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao said: "Thank you, I'm not interested in attending a wedding, besides, there is no such thing as a wedding these days!"

"Wedding?" Nuwa frowned again, is this a magical horse?

Zhang Xiaoxiao explained casually: "It's the scene where you have to leave when you get married. There are many rules, many things, and many troubles!"

Nvwa said: "Who likes to find trouble when they get married, and it's over if they get together?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao: "..." She didn't know what to say, what you said was Hong Guoguo's "cohabitation" in my previous life!Without a marriage certificate, it's all hooliganism!

Ahh~!Zhang Xiaoxiao scolded herself: "In the past life, many lesbians couldn't get a marriage certificate. Could it be that lesbians are all playing hooligans?" Zhang Xiaoxiao wiped her mouth in her heart, is her sister spraying herself?

Then Nuwa sighed: "Sister Xiao, to be honest, I am actually with Fuxi only because we were born together and we look the same, but we separated after we were transformed. As for the love you mentioned I never thought about not loving anything!"

It is said that the truth in the legend of Nuwa is a human face and a snake body, and Fuxi seems to be the same.However, the third uncle’s "Tomb Raiders Notes" also loves snakes. I remember that there is a mythical nation with a human body and a snake head. , Here comes a counter-string!

Zhang Xiaoxiao shrugged and said, "That's fine, don't think too much, you don't look like me, if you think a lot, you ask for more!" After speaking, Zhang Xiaoxiao looked at the fox children's shoes next to him and said, "Like me is Because I like the little white fox, let it eat and sleep with me!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao was horrified just after she finished speaking. Is this a mistake of her own? Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted. Nuwa girl seems to be at odds with Nine-Tailed Fox!

Sure enough, Nuwa also followed Zhang Xiaoxiao's eyes and looked at the white fox who had been silent and pretending to be well-behaved, and said in a flattering way: "You are quite cute, especially those eyes, which are so enchanting!"

Khan, it really wasn't right, otherwise Nuwa wouldn't have cheated the nine-tailed fox possessing Daji for so many years.

When Hu Cheche saw that his demon ancestor didn't like him, he also murmured in his heart, I thought you didn't like me when I was a child, but now it's really not an illusion, you are somewhat hostile to me, why, just because I have beautiful eyes?But the other party is one of the demon ancestors with supernatural powers, and he is just a lowly little demon, and the natural level suppression that day is also the reason for his fear.

So Hu Cheche lowered his head, and hid pitifully behind Xiaoyu Tianjun.

Who is Zhang Xiaoxiao? Although she is reasonable, she also protects the calf. This baby fox is his bed warming tool, and he is even more loyal to him. She patted the fox on the head, and said dotingly, "Hey, go out and play for a while, and come back tonight!" Zhang Xiaoxiao smacked the fox's white face as she spoke, signaling it to go out.

The white fox has a big reward, and Tianjun's order, immediately full of happiness, turned around and ran out of the gate, where to go, go to the plantation, maybe you can get delicious fairy fruits (Emma, It turns out that foxes are also vegetarians!).

Nuwa's eyes were closed until the white fox completely disappeared before her eyes, and then said: "Tianjun likes white foxes?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao said: "Yes, I actually like all furry animals, but Little Cheche makes me feel distressed the most, so I love him the most!"

Nu Wa let out an "oh" and suddenly asked, "Then do you like me?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao: "Of course I like it too!"

Nuwa then said, "Then you kiss my face too!"

"Ah!" Zhang Xiaoxiao instantly petrified, what's going on?

Nuwa said: "You like foxes, kiss the fox's face, I am prettier than it, you like me too, why don't you kiss my face?"

"Gah!" Is this the same?Zhang Xiaoxiao murmured: "It's just a pet, how can it be the same as you!"

Nüwa: "Why is it different? Sooner or later, it will take shape. I saw that it will take shape within a hundred years. Then it will no longer be your pet. Will you still kiss it?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao lost her mind, saying that molesting pets is a matter of course, and little Cheche would often lick my face with her tongue, which is nothing!But according to Nuwa's logic, it seems that since she kissed the fox, she should also kiss her, because her original form is also an animal, not a human!

Nima, I'm not human, my sister seems to be not human anymore in this life!Am I calling myself a beast by myself?But I'm not a beast, it seems like I'm just a cloud, right?

Zhang Xiaoxiao's mind was spinning a thousand times. Obviously, she fell into Nuwa's pit and couldn't get out for a long time.

Zhang Xiaoxiao was in a daze there, but Nu Wa was not in a daze. When she saw Tianjun's rare silly expression, she instantly became cute, showing a smiling face, and then stepped forward to "click" on Tianjun's small face!Then withdrew his fragrant lips, showing an expression that was still unfinished.

"Ah!" Zhang Xiaoxiao screamed again, touched her face with one hand, and looked at Nuwa in a panic: "You, why are you kissing me?"

Nuwa said with a look of righteousness on her face, "Of course it's because I like you too!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao's little heart started beating wildly in an instant, what rhythm is this, what rhythm is this?My immortal heart is so fragile, she turned around and said: "You, don't you know that you can't kiss indiscriminately?"

"Promiscuous kissing?" Nuwa immediately became unhappy: "I like you just like you like foxes. You can even kiss people who don't have a shape, can't you kiss people who have a shape?"

I rub it, they are not human, this kind of inherent logical thinking of human beings is instantly killed, Zhang Xiaoxiao is a little manic: "I really can't make random kisses!"

Nuwa got angry: "My kiss is a random kiss, but your kiss is not a random kiss?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao: "I didn't mean that!"

Nuwa: "Then what do you mean?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Nuwa: "Don't you like me?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao: "No, it's just different!"

Nuwa: "Then you tell me what's the same, do you have to show my original shape before you can kiss?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao felt cold: "No, no need!" I don't want to look at your big curly tail, it's so scary!

Nüwa: "Then why aren't you happy?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao: "It's not that I'm unhappy, I just can't accept it for a while, I haven't been kissed before in my life, this first kiss will be gone if I say no!"

"First kiss?" Nuwa thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "Does it mean being kissed for the first time?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao: "..." I will never tell you that the fox licked my face!

Nuwa looked disgusted: "If you ask you to kiss me, if you don't kiss me, if I kiss you, you will immediately look like this. If you don't like to see me, I will not come in the future!" As she said that, she was about to leave.

Zhang Xiaoxiao instinctively grabbed Nuwa: "Don't go!" Then he was taken aback, damn it, why is this getting more and more ambiguous, are he and Nuwa acting jq?

Nuwa snorted, "What are you doing!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao smiled awkwardly and withdrew her palm: "Don't be angry, I'm just not used to it. If I can kiss your face, that's my happiness. You don't know how honored I will be!" Yes, being able to kiss the Virgin Mary For Zhang Xiaoxiao, who was a "human being" in her previous life, it was an incredible event!

Nima, at the beginning King Zhou of Shang wrote a prostitution/poem disrespectful to Nuwa's icon, and she was hated by Nuwa, and destroyed the whole dynasty at once, but now he is Nuwa begging to be kissed, as expected The gap is so obvious!

Nuwa said: "Since you said it was your honor, then kiss me!"

"Uh......"

Seeing that the other party hesitated, Nu Wa turned around and was about to leave.

Zhang Xiaoxiao hurriedly said: "My kiss, my kiss!"

Nu Wa immediately greeted her head: "Hey, kiss me!" After speaking, she looked like "the bud is ready to be picked by the king".

Zhang Xiaoxiao took a deep breath and said, "Close your eyes!"

Nuwa was curious: "Why do I close my eyes?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao: "I'm nervous, you will be nervous when you look at me!"

Nuwa: "..." Then she closed her eyes.

Damn, this is my ancestor, am I blaspheming the gods?Zhang Xiaoxiao quietly watched the other party's extremely delicate face, until the other party's expression became impatient, and then gently pressed her mouth to the other party's cheek.

Nuwa opened her eyes and looked at Zhang Xiaoxiao, her cheeks turned red: "This feels good!"

"Ah?" Zhang Xiaoxiao didn't expect that the other party would have a "relationship feeling", and it still felt good.

Nuwa couldn't help closing her eyes again: "I kissed on the left, it's time to kiss on the right!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao was taken aback for a moment: "Do you still want to kiss?"

Nuwa said innocently: "Of course, it feels good after I said it, so naturally I have to kiss more times!"

"..." God, who can tell me what kind of logic this is!Zhang Xiaoxiao prayed for the blessing of the gods in her heart, but suddenly remembered that she was a god, and she was a great god. It seemed that there was no god to save her!

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