Am I human? [Live]

How can we stop a vote of martial arts people from eating?

Yun Chuan is a strange face, just from his appearance, it can be seen that he does not have the characteristics that a martial arts practitioner should have, such as an unsteady foot, a pale face, no traces of holding a sword on his hands, and short hair. Out of tune with the surroundings.

Such a person is in a different circle from Jianghu, how could those martial arts people believe what he said.

Rather than saying that there is poison in the rice, it is better to say that there is feces in the rice.

Um?There is shit in the meal?

Yun Chuan's eyes lit up, and he clenched his right fist and knocked on the palm of his left hand.

Just do it!

The plan has been decided, and the next step is to select a few chosen people to spread the news of "there is shit in the meal"!

He slowed down and looked around.

As the sky gets brighter, the city gradually "wakes up".

People living in the city stepped out of their houses to start activities, and some people had already set up stalls and opened stores in the morning market.

Yun Chuan walked over with Shen Xianxian, pulling off the mask, revealing a pale and handsome face and strange short hair.

Shen Xianxian couldn't help but kept peeking at him, feeling even weirder in her heart.

This person is weird, and he has never met her before, what exactly is he trying to do?

She was sweating while holding the hairpin in her palm, but she never dared to use it.This person is too evil, on the surface it seems that he does not know martial arts, but she will not forget those people who seemed to be entangled by invisible things in the yard before.

In the end, she couldn't help but ask again: "Who are you, and where are you taking me..."

"Hush." ​​Unexpectedly, before she finished speaking, she saw the other party's index finger against her lips, signaling her to keep silent.

Those clear black and white pupils looked at her, as if they were filled with shattered sunlight.And because of this expression, dimples appeared faintly on both sides of the cheeks, and the whole person looked clean and soft.

Shen Xianxian was startled, and suddenly forgot what she wanted to ask.

"Cooperate."

A deliberately lowered clear male voice came from beside my ear.

There was a sudden heat on his face, and Shen Xianxian felt his whole head was burning.

[Crispy biscuits]: Chuanchuan can't!What are you doing!

[The number one handsome man in the universe]: It's a real hammer to flirt with girls.

[Red Box]: I can! ! !

[Ugly but gentle]: The last time I did this, I was slapped hard twice, and it still hurts when I think about it now...

[The boudoir to be married]: Calm down, think about that fox demon, Steel Chuanchuan definitely didn't think that much.

……

Yunchuan continued to ignore the useless barrage in the live broadcast room.

Ever since I learned to ignore the essence, I always feel that my skin is getting thicker and thicker.

He only heard him say loudly: "Little sister, don't eat outside these few days!"

The sudden increase in volume startled the dizzy Shen Xianxian.

"Huh?" She was confused.

Both of them looked very good, and Yun Chuan's short hair was really weird here. They already attracted people's attention while walking on the road, and suddenly raising their voices attracted everyone's attention.

However, Yun Chuan still acted as if he didn't know how loud his voice was, quietly "lowered" his voice, and said to Shen Xianxian in a secret and gossip tone: "I saw a drunk man who was so drunk last night. It's convenient in the well water of the restaurant! Spit and pull, all the filth went into the well water, tsk tsk... Water is used for cooking, washing dishes, washing vegetables, and I don't know what knights will be there today Eating and drinking in a restaurant..."

Shen Xianxian: ...

He faintly heard retching from passers-by not far away, presumably because he had too many thoughts in his head, and he had already savored that picture in his mind.

"Little brother, I would like to ask, where did you see that drunk...?" A passer-by asked loudly.

Yun Chuan pretended to think about it, and said, "I was really tired last night, I can't remember which one it is, anyway, it's on the west side of the city."

"Everyone, don't go there these days!" He said sincerely.

"By the way, please don't spread this matter. There are people coming and going in the past few days. It's time to open for business. If the business of the shops in the west of the city is damaged, why don't you use a knife to kill me?"

"Don't worry, little brother!"

"I'm sure I won't say it!"

The people who eat melons responded one after another.

"Little sister, you must not eat." Yun Chuan emphasized to Shen Xianxian again.

"... Oh, good." Shen Xianxian couldn't figure out what kind of medicine he was selling in the gourd, so she could only reply blankly.

……

In the same way, Yun Chuan took Shen Xianxian to spread the rumor of "shit in the meal" in other places where there were people, but the restaurants in the rumors became restaurants and teahouses, and the locations changed from the west of the city to the south, north, and east of the city.

The melon eaters who heard the rumors all promised to keep it secret, but turned their heads and started whispering and discussing everywhere.

As the sky got brighter and there were more and more pedestrians, Yun Chuan could still hear the topic of "shit in the rice" while walking on the road.

"Hey, do you know, don't eat or drink outside recently!"

"why?"

"In a restaurant in the south of the city, there was a drunk man urinating towards the well last night! He vomited and vomited, and finally slipped his foot and fell into it! It's disgusting."

"No way, how did I hear it was a teahouse in the east of the city?"

"Father told me it was a restaurant in the north of the city..."

"Where is it?"

"I don't know, I don't dare to eat anyway. Fortunately, we are locals and cook at home. The foreigners who have poured into Yunze recently are miserable. They either eat food mixed with those things, or they are hungry. .”

Yun Chuan pricked up his ears to eavesdrop, smiling.

"It's almost there, I'll take you back." He said to Shen Xianxian.

Shen Xianxian was surprised again: "Send me back? Where?"

Could it be that his purpose is to take himself for a walk outside and spread such strange rumors?

Yun Chuan didn't answer, just said: "Don't eat outside food."

"Is there really..." Shit?

He took out a roast chicken wrapped in oil paper and handed it to Shen Xianxian.

The latter stared hesitantly at the roast chicken with a strange expression.

"Don't worry, the roast chicken is clean."

He said clean.

Shen Xianxian couldn't help but believe what the well drunk man said.

[Zisu]: Take it quickly, girl, the origin of this roast chicken is not simple.

[Little Pig]: Yes, yes, half a chicken is worth two taels of silver, and the roast chicken I snatched is extraordinarily delicious.

[The most handsome man in the universe]: That rumor is really disgusting.

[Hundred Ghosts]: As expected of being an anchor.

[Boss Su]: I'm eating!uncomfortable.

……

Yun Chuan said he would send her back, so he really sent her near the inn.

"Come in."

"Then...then I went in?" Shen Xianxian was in a complicated mood, holding the roast chicken and waving.

She was so impressed by all the weirdness that she was not even curious why he knew which inn he had stayed in.

This man is too mysterious.

Yun Chuan nodded, turned around and was about to leave.

"Hey wait!" Shen Xianxian called him to stop. "May I have your name?"

"Yunchuan."

……

Yun Chuan quickly went around to the back of the inn, climbed through the window from the outside to enter the second floor, slipped into his room, quickly changed his clothes, and put on a camouflage mask.

The body shape and appearance changed in an instant, from "Yunchuan" to "Suyu".

After tidying up the bronze mirror, he opened the door and went out.

"Eldest brother! Where did you and junior sister go??"

Coincidentally, Guan was caught by Wang Wangming who was standing in the corridor worrying about the disappearance of his senior brother and junior junior sister.

"Junior Brother, Junior Sister is gone. I went out to look for her. I just came back, but I still couldn't find Junior Sister. Did you see her?" Yun Chuan was sincere, and seemed more anxious than Guan Ming.

"No! I heard you calling my junior sister downstairs in the room, so I hurried out, but after I came out, you all disappeared. I didn't see you until now. What's going on?"

"Alas..." Yun Chuan sighed.

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the girl's soft voice.

"Big Brother!"

Shen Xianxian walked quickly from the entrance of the corridor, holding a roast chicken wrapped in oil paper in her hand.

"Little Junior Sister!"

"Junior Sister!"

Yun Chuan turned his head quickly, his tone contained emotion, and his expression contained three points of surprise, two points of surprise, and five points of relief.

[The number one handsome man in the universe]: Act, continue to act.

【Perilla】: Finely divided drama.

[Hegui]: Heh, man.

[Crispy biscuits]: Chuan Chuan's expression is a bit exaggerated, please close it quickly.

[Red Box]: Hahahahahaha

……

"Junior Sister, where have you been? Are you okay?" Yun Chuan grabbed Shen Xianxian and looked up and down, only to let out a sigh of relief when she saw that she was fine.

"I..." Shen Xianxian was about to say something when she was interrupted by Guan Ming.

"Little Junior Sister, what are you holding?" There was also the smell of roast chicken wafting out.

Sudden disappearance, two senior brothers worried and anxious for you, but you came back with a roast chicken? ?

Such a message flashed in Shen Xianxian's mind, and she quickly hid the oiled paper bag behind her back, and said anxiously, "No, no."

"It was given to me by someone else!"

"No, it was given to me by the person who rescued me!"

"Junior Sister, don't worry, speak slowly." Yun Chuan reassured, and glanced at the roast chicken: "Don't eat things of unknown origin, I just heard someone talking about the food outside being unclean."

"The food is not clean?" Guan Ming grasped a new question.

Yun Chuan nodded: "There is shit in the rice."

……

Shen Xianxian told the story exactly, without linking the weird man who saved her with the elder brother at all.

Yun Chuan also very playfully pretended not to know.

"So where is the well being used by drunks?"

"I don't know, maybe he made it up." Although Shen Xianxian was an accomplice of spreading rumors with Yun Chuan, she couldn't figure out what was going on.

Guan Ming was very fortunate: "Fortunately, the dry food we brought two days ago is still there. Otherwise, even if there is no such thing, I would not dare to eat here."

"Do you know the purpose of the person who captured you?"

Shen Xianxian shook her head: "After I bumped into him, he knocked me out, and I was locked up when I woke up. I didn't know until I was rescued by that person that the place where I was locked up is called Xingfu."

"Xingfu..." Guan Ming pondered.

"Why, do you know whose house this is?" Yun Chuan asked casually.

"Hey... I didn't think about it, it must have been deliberately hidden by someone. It is definitely not ordinary people who can build dungeons at home."

Guan Ming smiled embarrassedly.

at this time.

"Bang bang bang." There was a knock on the door.

"Who?"

"Next is Duan Yunhong, are you ready?"

Yun Chuan opened the door, and Duan Yunhong narrowed his eyes slightly after seeing Shen Xianxian, as if wondering why she was here.

She was obviously taken away by that person.

But Duan Yunhong didn't show it, he just cupped his hands at the three of them and said, "The others are ready, please come with me."

He seemed eager.

Yun Chuan turned his gaze around him, and stopped on A Jian behind him.

It was a bit strange to meet him for the first time. This entourage didn't look like a casual quack, but a well-trained army.

Only the two of them and Shen Xianxian were imprisoned in the dungeon of the Xingfu. Shen Xianxian happened to be unlucky and happened to run into someone else who was drugging her.

Duan Yunhong and A Jian must not be the same.