Dazai Cat's Amazing Journey
Chapter 5 Criticism and Education
Butei moved to the same building that Dazai was familiar with, and the familiar whirlpool coffee shop opened downstairs.
But this butei is different from the butei that Dazai is familiar with.
Yosano Akiko got an infirmary that belonged to her, and the president gave her the right to decorate it, which made the girl smile happily.
Luanbu participated in the decoration, and he directed the workers to try to put the tables and chairs where he liked.
"That one over there, set the position of the cat climbing frame higher, yes, it's there."
The members bought special cat litters, cat climbing frames, cat food bowls, and cat water bowls for Dazai.The food basin is an automatic feeding device, and the water basin is also a flowing fountain, which looks particularly tall.
But Dazai prefers to just climb up to the table to drink the water in the cup, and then eat canned crab meat.So when Miss Haruno went out, she picked a cup for Dazai, white porcelain, with plum blossom-shaped cat meat pads printed on the cup.This cup looks very girlish, but Dazai likes it unexpectedly, and often dotes on this cup.
There is no cat litter box, because the members found that Dazai is very smart, and he can go directly to the bathroom to solve it, and even flush it.
The members have their own lockers, and even Dazai has a locker, with a cat paw print drawn on the locker to indicate ownership.
Osamu Dazai was very satisfied with all this.
He is growing up gradually, the cat's body is slender and smooth, and the hair is softly attached to his body, pure white and not stained with dust.The pointed ears are erect, and they turn around from time to time, and the iris-colored eyes are always so clear.When walking, it is a standard catwalk. The soles of the feet fall one by one, silently, and step on a straight line.Shrugging shoulder blades, extremely elegant.
Dazai walked around the renovated detective agency, looking like a king patrolling his territory.
Everyone in the detective agency loves the cat they raised with their own hands.
This is especially true for Kunikida, after all, he is the child he brought up with shit and piss.
But this child is getting more and more skinny.
Dazai has not committed suicide for a long time, he is a cat now, it is very inconvenient to practice his hobbies.
With a random jump, his instinct would make him adjust the perfect landing posture.
The members hid or fixed all the fragile objects that cats could easily touch.
This is not to protect the item, but to protect their miu sauce.
And ever since Dazai sneaked into the infirmary, took some medicine indiscriminately, and was sent to gastric lavage, he was warned not to enter the infirmary under the angry and worried eyes of the members.
Dazai would open the doors by himself, but the detective agency specially installed pet exits on all the doors for him to come in and out so that cats can come in and out.
A cat's paw print was drawn on the door of the infirmary, followed by a big cross.
No cats allowed.
So Dazai was very frustrated.
But there is one thing to be happy about, he was finally allowed to go out.
The people in Wuzhen think this way, cats are free by nature, and Miwu sauce needs to go out when he grows up.Look at Mi Jiang, she just goes out to play every day.Cats are amazing creatures. If they are not handled properly, they will become depressed.
Speaking of which, when Dazai went out for the first time, a metal cat tag was hung around his neck, with Miwu sauce written on it, and Butei's phone number printed on the back.Then he was told by everyone to be careful and remember to come back quickly.
Dazai heard everything and went out excitedly.Then, he saw the three-flowered cat.
Dazai: ...
Natsume-sensei came here specially to lead the kitten for a walk outside.
Dazai lowered his tail and followed the three-flowered cat in a gloomy mood.Here, apart from being obedient in front of the president, he can only show the appearance of an obedient cat in front of this Sanhua.He always felt that this Sanhua was particularly majestic and mysterious.
Fortunately, after going out for the first time, he was free.
So Dazai often went out for a walk, and came back every day in the evening to enjoy the canned crab meat on time.
On this day, Kunikida opened a can with a light taste. After all, cats are not suitable for eating heavy oil and salt, but Miwu sauce is too crazy about crab meat, so he had to buy some crabs with a light taste, no salt and less salt. meat products.
But he didn't hear the excited "meow".
"Miwu sauce? Miwu sauce——"
No cat reacted.
Ranpo and the president went out to work, and it will take several days before they can come back.
Kunikida fidgeted a little, it was beyond his plan.He took out a book dedicated to keeping cats, yes, it is a whole book now.I doubled, and I didn't see the regulations that record that cats don't come home on time.
Could it be that you are in heat?Cats seem to be in heat.
But Miwu sauce is only five months old, right?Is it precocious?
Until the evening, the cat was not seen back.
Kunikida, Yosano and Haruno sat in the detective agency, waiting with the lights on.
It's very late.
Still haven't seen the cat come back.
Kunikida called Ranpo-san.
There was a lot of noise from Ranbu, apparently they were investigating the scene of the crime.
After listening to Kunikida's description, Ranpo also fell silent.
"...I see," he said in a low voice, completely different from the usual kid appearance, and his claim has changed, "You guys go back and rest first, Miwu-chan is so smart, she must be fine."
"Yes, Mr. Ranpo."
The next day, Dazai didn't come back either.
The people in the detective agency had entered into a violent state almost visible to the naked eye. When Kunikida went out to catch the prisoner, he almost beat the prisoner unconsciously.
Miss Haruno and Yosano-san went out to look for cats.
On the third day, the members of the detective agency put up lists outside to find the cat.
In the evening, Ranpo and the president also came back.Luanbu's eyes are black and blue, which is caused by staying up late and rushing to work.He used to go to bed early and get up early, but now he broke the rules for a cat.
Natsume-sensei shuttled through the streets and alleys.
no result.
Fourth morning.
Osamu Dazai finally came back, his hair no longer white, disheveled and dirty, and with a lame right front leg.
When Dazai appeared at the door of the Armed Detective Agency, the members immediately stood up excitedly to greet him.Then they saw the raised paws of Osamu Dazai, who now walks on only three legs.
He and Xie Ye almost tricked Dazai on the spot, please don't die.
After inspection, it was just a little injury, nothing serious.Dazai's paw was covered with a bandage.It is quite funny to carry it on the chest.
Yu Xie Ye learned veterinary knowledge just for him.
Then Dazai and Yosano were carefully thrown onto the sofa, and they were sitting across from each other, the president was sitting and listening, the left side of Kunikida station was holding a notebook to record, and Haruno was holding a video camera.
It's time for the prisoner (the cat) to be judged.
In fact, it is Dazai Maomao's criticism meeting.
Kunikida: "Don't steal my wallet from now on."
Luanbu: "Come back on time."
Yosano: "Never get hurt."
They scolded Dazai for an entire hour like this, even talking about stealing food when they were young.
Dazai lowered his head, drooped his ears, and looked at his bandaged paws. After several months, he finally put on bandages again, and he missed the feel.
He was wrong about this, so he sat here very obediently and listened to the criticism meeting.
But he had reasons why he had to go.
His current situation is like a cat but not a cat. He can see colors that cats can't see, and taste things that cats can't. At the same time, he has the appearance and five senses of a cat.
Again, it's like stuffing the soul into an inappropriate container.
Dazai went out this time because of his supernatural ability, which made him disqualified from the world.
He wanted to know if the supernatural power was still there, if it came with the soul.
You can't ask the members to experiment with this matter, and it will be found that something is wrong.
Dazai can only go outside to find the supernatural being.
Coincidentally, he discovered a battle between people with different abilities. As a cat, he was very convenient to hide.He rushed out at a critical moment and touched the superhuman.
It was unresponsive at first.And the person with the supernatural ability was startled by the sudden rush of the cat.
Dazai stared, his pupils constricted.
The familiar power surged again, eliminating the opponent's supernatural power.
Disqualification in the world, from a passive skill to an active skill.
The supernatural ability, it turns out, is really related to the soul.Dazai felt as if he had solved a problem that had existed for a long time.
The price was that he was kicked hard, and he didn't step on the ground when he landed, and fell again.
He only suffered minor injuries thanks to the cat's agility.But at that time, he fell into a coma and was picked up by a child.
Dazai still remembered the child's name, the other was Natsume Takashi, a child with a gentle smile, but for some reason, he looked a little melancholy.
In short, he spent three days of ups and downs.
□□The conference is finally over.
Ranpo is drinking water to quench his thirst.
Dazai finally breathed a sigh of relief.
He can also relax and get a good night's sleep.
But I saw the members who had left go and come back.
Kunikida put a purse embroidered with cat paw prints beside Dazai.
"This is a purse specially prepared for you. You don't need to secretly take my purse in the future, although I don't know why you stole the money."
Luanbu put a can, and he curled his lips, obviously not very good at sensationalism.
"Hey, Lord Ranpo specially brought you a can of crab meat with a special taste."
Yosano caressed his injured paw.
"Don't get hurt in the future, even if you do, please don't die." That would require a serious injury, and she wouldn't be willing to kill the cat.
President Fukuzawa put on a serious face, and touched Dazai's cat's head.
"You are also one of the members."
Haruno combed Dazai's hair, while Natsume-sensei checked his right paw with concern.
Cat Dazai accepted everything in a daze.
The beard trembled, trying to escape from all this.
Finally he closed his eyes and settled down.
"Odasaku, this is...to the world of light..."
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I never thought there would be a hundred favorites so soon, so let's add a new one.
More than 4 manuscripts have been deposited...
I almost didn't think about the ending.
I feel that I can write a short story worth 20 yuan if I expand it, but I’m afraid that the story will collapse when the time comes, so let’s try writing a short story first.
Hmm... At present, it is estimated that [-] to [-] yuan will be able to complete the book.
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But this butei is different from the butei that Dazai is familiar with.
Yosano Akiko got an infirmary that belonged to her, and the president gave her the right to decorate it, which made the girl smile happily.
Luanbu participated in the decoration, and he directed the workers to try to put the tables and chairs where he liked.
"That one over there, set the position of the cat climbing frame higher, yes, it's there."
The members bought special cat litters, cat climbing frames, cat food bowls, and cat water bowls for Dazai.The food basin is an automatic feeding device, and the water basin is also a flowing fountain, which looks particularly tall.
But Dazai prefers to just climb up to the table to drink the water in the cup, and then eat canned crab meat.So when Miss Haruno went out, she picked a cup for Dazai, white porcelain, with plum blossom-shaped cat meat pads printed on the cup.This cup looks very girlish, but Dazai likes it unexpectedly, and often dotes on this cup.
There is no cat litter box, because the members found that Dazai is very smart, and he can go directly to the bathroom to solve it, and even flush it.
The members have their own lockers, and even Dazai has a locker, with a cat paw print drawn on the locker to indicate ownership.
Osamu Dazai was very satisfied with all this.
He is growing up gradually, the cat's body is slender and smooth, and the hair is softly attached to his body, pure white and not stained with dust.The pointed ears are erect, and they turn around from time to time, and the iris-colored eyes are always so clear.When walking, it is a standard catwalk. The soles of the feet fall one by one, silently, and step on a straight line.Shrugging shoulder blades, extremely elegant.
Dazai walked around the renovated detective agency, looking like a king patrolling his territory.
Everyone in the detective agency loves the cat they raised with their own hands.
This is especially true for Kunikida, after all, he is the child he brought up with shit and piss.
But this child is getting more and more skinny.
Dazai has not committed suicide for a long time, he is a cat now, it is very inconvenient to practice his hobbies.
With a random jump, his instinct would make him adjust the perfect landing posture.
The members hid or fixed all the fragile objects that cats could easily touch.
This is not to protect the item, but to protect their miu sauce.
And ever since Dazai sneaked into the infirmary, took some medicine indiscriminately, and was sent to gastric lavage, he was warned not to enter the infirmary under the angry and worried eyes of the members.
Dazai would open the doors by himself, but the detective agency specially installed pet exits on all the doors for him to come in and out so that cats can come in and out.
A cat's paw print was drawn on the door of the infirmary, followed by a big cross.
No cats allowed.
So Dazai was very frustrated.
But there is one thing to be happy about, he was finally allowed to go out.
The people in Wuzhen think this way, cats are free by nature, and Miwu sauce needs to go out when he grows up.Look at Mi Jiang, she just goes out to play every day.Cats are amazing creatures. If they are not handled properly, they will become depressed.
Speaking of which, when Dazai went out for the first time, a metal cat tag was hung around his neck, with Miwu sauce written on it, and Butei's phone number printed on the back.Then he was told by everyone to be careful and remember to come back quickly.
Dazai heard everything and went out excitedly.Then, he saw the three-flowered cat.
Dazai: ...
Natsume-sensei came here specially to lead the kitten for a walk outside.
Dazai lowered his tail and followed the three-flowered cat in a gloomy mood.Here, apart from being obedient in front of the president, he can only show the appearance of an obedient cat in front of this Sanhua.He always felt that this Sanhua was particularly majestic and mysterious.
Fortunately, after going out for the first time, he was free.
So Dazai often went out for a walk, and came back every day in the evening to enjoy the canned crab meat on time.
On this day, Kunikida opened a can with a light taste. After all, cats are not suitable for eating heavy oil and salt, but Miwu sauce is too crazy about crab meat, so he had to buy some crabs with a light taste, no salt and less salt. meat products.
But he didn't hear the excited "meow".
"Miwu sauce? Miwu sauce——"
No cat reacted.
Ranpo and the president went out to work, and it will take several days before they can come back.
Kunikida fidgeted a little, it was beyond his plan.He took out a book dedicated to keeping cats, yes, it is a whole book now.I doubled, and I didn't see the regulations that record that cats don't come home on time.
Could it be that you are in heat?Cats seem to be in heat.
But Miwu sauce is only five months old, right?Is it precocious?
Until the evening, the cat was not seen back.
Kunikida, Yosano and Haruno sat in the detective agency, waiting with the lights on.
It's very late.
Still haven't seen the cat come back.
Kunikida called Ranpo-san.
There was a lot of noise from Ranbu, apparently they were investigating the scene of the crime.
After listening to Kunikida's description, Ranpo also fell silent.
"...I see," he said in a low voice, completely different from the usual kid appearance, and his claim has changed, "You guys go back and rest first, Miwu-chan is so smart, she must be fine."
"Yes, Mr. Ranpo."
The next day, Dazai didn't come back either.
The people in the detective agency had entered into a violent state almost visible to the naked eye. When Kunikida went out to catch the prisoner, he almost beat the prisoner unconsciously.
Miss Haruno and Yosano-san went out to look for cats.
On the third day, the members of the detective agency put up lists outside to find the cat.
In the evening, Ranpo and the president also came back.Luanbu's eyes are black and blue, which is caused by staying up late and rushing to work.He used to go to bed early and get up early, but now he broke the rules for a cat.
Natsume-sensei shuttled through the streets and alleys.
no result.
Fourth morning.
Osamu Dazai finally came back, his hair no longer white, disheveled and dirty, and with a lame right front leg.
When Dazai appeared at the door of the Armed Detective Agency, the members immediately stood up excitedly to greet him.Then they saw the raised paws of Osamu Dazai, who now walks on only three legs.
He and Xie Ye almost tricked Dazai on the spot, please don't die.
After inspection, it was just a little injury, nothing serious.Dazai's paw was covered with a bandage.It is quite funny to carry it on the chest.
Yu Xie Ye learned veterinary knowledge just for him.
Then Dazai and Yosano were carefully thrown onto the sofa, and they were sitting across from each other, the president was sitting and listening, the left side of Kunikida station was holding a notebook to record, and Haruno was holding a video camera.
It's time for the prisoner (the cat) to be judged.
In fact, it is Dazai Maomao's criticism meeting.
Kunikida: "Don't steal my wallet from now on."
Luanbu: "Come back on time."
Yosano: "Never get hurt."
They scolded Dazai for an entire hour like this, even talking about stealing food when they were young.
Dazai lowered his head, drooped his ears, and looked at his bandaged paws. After several months, he finally put on bandages again, and he missed the feel.
He was wrong about this, so he sat here very obediently and listened to the criticism meeting.
But he had reasons why he had to go.
His current situation is like a cat but not a cat. He can see colors that cats can't see, and taste things that cats can't. At the same time, he has the appearance and five senses of a cat.
Again, it's like stuffing the soul into an inappropriate container.
Dazai went out this time because of his supernatural ability, which made him disqualified from the world.
He wanted to know if the supernatural power was still there, if it came with the soul.
You can't ask the members to experiment with this matter, and it will be found that something is wrong.
Dazai can only go outside to find the supernatural being.
Coincidentally, he discovered a battle between people with different abilities. As a cat, he was very convenient to hide.He rushed out at a critical moment and touched the superhuman.
It was unresponsive at first.And the person with the supernatural ability was startled by the sudden rush of the cat.
Dazai stared, his pupils constricted.
The familiar power surged again, eliminating the opponent's supernatural power.
Disqualification in the world, from a passive skill to an active skill.
The supernatural ability, it turns out, is really related to the soul.Dazai felt as if he had solved a problem that had existed for a long time.
The price was that he was kicked hard, and he didn't step on the ground when he landed, and fell again.
He only suffered minor injuries thanks to the cat's agility.But at that time, he fell into a coma and was picked up by a child.
Dazai still remembered the child's name, the other was Natsume Takashi, a child with a gentle smile, but for some reason, he looked a little melancholy.
In short, he spent three days of ups and downs.
□□The conference is finally over.
Ranpo is drinking water to quench his thirst.
Dazai finally breathed a sigh of relief.
He can also relax and get a good night's sleep.
But I saw the members who had left go and come back.
Kunikida put a purse embroidered with cat paw prints beside Dazai.
"This is a purse specially prepared for you. You don't need to secretly take my purse in the future, although I don't know why you stole the money."
Luanbu put a can, and he curled his lips, obviously not very good at sensationalism.
"Hey, Lord Ranpo specially brought you a can of crab meat with a special taste."
Yosano caressed his injured paw.
"Don't get hurt in the future, even if you do, please don't die." That would require a serious injury, and she wouldn't be willing to kill the cat.
President Fukuzawa put on a serious face, and touched Dazai's cat's head.
"You are also one of the members."
Haruno combed Dazai's hair, while Natsume-sensei checked his right paw with concern.
Cat Dazai accepted everything in a daze.
The beard trembled, trying to escape from all this.
Finally he closed his eyes and settled down.
"Odasaku, this is...to the world of light..."
The author has something to say:
I never thought there would be a hundred favorites so soon, so let's add a new one.
More than 4 manuscripts have been deposited...
I almost didn't think about the ending.
I feel that I can write a short story worth 20 yuan if I expand it, but I’m afraid that the story will collapse when the time comes, so let’s try writing a short story first.
Hmm... At present, it is estimated that [-] to [-] yuan will be able to complete the book.
Thank you so much for watching and commenting.
The cute new author who just came here and doesn't know anything, is practicing the ability to write novels......
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