Dazai Cat's Amazing Journey

Osamu Dazai, male, 22 years old, one of the members of the Armed Detective Agency. Although he has the wisdom that few people can match, and the mental manipulation that scares the enemy, his biggest hobby is suicide, and he doesn't like to work on weekdays.

Obviously Butei went to work at eight o'clock, but he had to sleep until ten o'clock, and came to Butei's office only after being bombarded by Kunikida's phone calls.到了武侦，太宰还是会继续摸鱼，躺沙发上睡觉，唱一唱殉情之歌，直到被国木田这个老妈子揍一顿，才会动一动解决工作。

And now, he came to Yokohama in the past and became a white kitten.

So he finally lived a life like an uncle.

Being a cat is so much fun!

The reason why a cat slave is a cat slave is because the master lives like a grandpa.

He can take a lazy nap freely, choose any place on the sofa to sleep, Kunikida not only won't beat him, but also carefully write a note on the side, reminding those who sit on the sofa not to crush the cat.

Mr. Kunikida and Ms. Haruno took care of his multiple meals a day.The kitten has to eat a lot of meals every day, and with the careful care of the two staff members, the body of Dazai cat has become plump to the naked eye. The color of the coat is pure white, and the ears are a little pink. Just very soft.Usually when he is not moving, he looks like a white fluffy ball.

As a result, the frequency of Luanbu eating glutinous rice dumplings has greatly increased.

Speaking of this, as a cat, Osamu Dazai is currently most dissatisfied with food. He can only drink a little pet milk powder and eat some kitten food.Occasionally, I would eat a little stewed fish soup and shredded chicken porridge.Is something like cat food for people to eat?Cat food should be made of crab meat!

Regarding how to raise kittens, Kunikida's book with ideals on the cover is full of three pages.Yes, three full pages.At first they fed milk to Dazai, but Dazai had diarrhea after waking up.Most cats cannot drink more pure milk and are lactose intolerant.After finishing his homework in a hurry, Kunikida went to the pet store to buy a lot of cat food and cat supplies. The clerk smiled and told him many precautions.

Don't forget to bring the cat for an injection.

Kunikida was holding a bunch of things, and was persistently taking notes in his hand account.

After thanking the clerk, he went back with several big bags full.

But Dazai didn't want to eat the kitten food that Kunikida bought.Dazai wants to eat crab meat, wants to eat crab meat very, very much, and dreams of canned crab meat.

He rolled and acted like a baby on the documents that Kunikida had to work on, scratching the documents with his little paws, making a mess of the paper.There is a little helplessness in Kunikida's eyes, but more of doting, he has become a pure cat slave.The kitten was so limp, he couldn't even bear to do something like grab the cat by the back of the neck and throw it aside.At best, hold it in the palm of your hand, and let the kitten's blunt claws scratch at the palm of your hand.

"Mr. Ranpo, Miwu-chan is doing this again."

Luanbu was buried in the pile of snacks, without lifting his eyes.

"Don't worry about it, you'll be fine after a while."

"Is that so? I understand." Kunikida seriously added a note on his handbook, "Let the kittens do some exercise to vent their energy."

Dazai rolled, a little dissatisfied. "Miwu Sauce" is his current name, which was given by Ms. Chunye.The big Sanhua is called "Mi Jiang", and he was picked up by Mi Jiang, and Dazai can only call Mi Wu now, so he was named Mi Wu Jiang.

Of course he was dissatisfied with the name, but there was nothing he could do about it, a kitten couldn't resist.Even waving paws and making dissatisfied noises will only be considered cute.

He drew out another "Mi" and climbed up Kunikida's sleeve. Kunikida understood what he meant, gently lifted the kitten and placed it on top of his head.

So Dazai scratched Kunikida's hair viciously with his small paws, and made the tied hair into a chicken coop to vent his displeasure.

But the strength of the kitten is too weak, and the claws are not sharp, Kunikida can only feel a slight sting.He interpreted the sting as a loving hug from a kitten.

Luanbu watched from the side, with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth.Of course he knew that the kitten was angry about his food, but he just didn't say anything.

Fukuzawa Yukichi walked in suddenly.

In fact, since the kitten came to the detective agency, Mr. Fukuzawa has been wandering around a few times a day, seemingly to inspect the working conditions of the members, but in fact, anyone with a discerning eye can see it, and the president's eyes are all glued to the cat.

At first, he even took some small dried fish and wanted to feed Dazai, but Dazai was just a kitten, and he couldn't eat such things at all.It was still Luanbu's reminder that the president had just prepared some kitten snacks.

Sure enough, the president turned around and finally came in front of Kunikida.

Kunikida looked nervously at the president with his messy hair and a Dazai Neko Mako dumpling.

Then Mr. Fukuzawa took Dazai away in the name of "Cats should not disturb the work of employees".

Dazai sat on the president's calloused palm, very well-behaved, completely different from Sa Poyang who was scratching vigorously just now.

After becoming a cat, he understood why the president, a serious cat slave, was not loved by cats.

The nerves from the cat are screaming frantically, stay away from this man, he is dangerous!

The lone swordsman Silver Wolf, Fukuzawa Yukichi, he may not have realized that he carries an evil spirit that would scare small animals.At this time, the president was not as stable as Butei's late stage, and he had not been a killer for a long time.The evil spirit belonging to the swordsman has not been completely put away.The president of Butei in the later period, the sword has been sheathed, sharp and restrained, looks much gentler.

But still not popular with cats.

Cats are very sensitive creatures.

Mr. Fukuzawa carefully held Maomaozai and put him on the empty table.

He walked very steadily and slowly during this section of the road, and at the end he even stroked Dazai's hair with a lot of interest.

Dazai felt a sharp sting when the president's hand came up, his pupils shrank into thin lines, the hair on his back exploded into a ball, his tail shook, but it was trembling.The instinct of a cat made him want to run away screaming, but he held back.

The president walked around, satisfied his desire to lick the cat, and left.

Dazai calmed down his shattered hair on the table.

A pair of emerald green eyes suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

Edogawa bent down in disorder, and lowered his height to be at eye level with Dazai Cat.

"The famous detective makes a deal with you." Ranbu met the pair of iris-colored cat eyes, and whispered, regardless of whether the kitten can understand human words, "You let the president touch it, and the famous detective will buy it for you." How about the snack you want?"

Canned crab meat!

The cat ear with fairly good hearing has accurately captured the key words.

"Miu-"

Dazai's kite-colored eyes lit up, and they exploded into balls again, but this time he was happy.

Luanbu straightened his waist, and looked at the kitten on the table that was so excited that it kept spinning in circles.

He was back in his place.

President, Ranbu paid his pocket money for you to pet cats.

Dazai was excited for a while, but also felt a little tired, so he found a stack of newspapers and planned to take a nap.This body is always like a mobile phone with a dead battery, charging for two hours and exercising for 5 minutes.

When he was lying down, his eyes casually scanned the old newspaper, and Osamu Dazai easily extracted the effective information on it.

The creature named Osamu Dazai was never simple.