Dazai Cat's Amazing Journey
Chapter 25
After Tosi finished that sentence, Dazai fell into silence, so naturally Tosi would not be out of words.
As soon as he starts to meditate, he feels like biting his nails.Just when he brought the finger that had licked the cat to his mouth, and subconsciously wanted to chew it, Dazai spoke suddenly.
"Don't bite your nails after petting a cat, it's unhygienic."
After saying this, Dazai wanted to keep his mouth shut, and slapped himself twice, why did he get mad?Are you a cat?Are you unhygienic?Myself, how cute I am!
Tosi also seemed to shut down for a while, and then really put his hands down.
The atmosphere then sank into an even weirder place.
Dazai kept that curled up position for a while, as if he wasn't tired.
"Fyodor, Fedya, you really shouldn't underestimate them."
"Mr. Dazai, as expected, the disqualification in the world is still there." Tuosi raised his eyebrows and changed another topic.
Dazai is trying to play with his cat ears. When he was a cat, his ears could turn easily. Now it seems a bit difficult, probably because of the different muscles, but speaking of the different muscles——
Does anyone have two cat ears on their head?
Hearing this, Dazai raised his eyebrows: "Yes, it's a pity that crime and punishment can't take effect on me."
Turning into a human, oh no, after being half human and half cat, Disqualification in the World seems to have changed back to a passive skill, and only bugs like books can work on him.
Tosi looked at him for a while, maybe because he was curious about the structure of those ears.
"Aren't you tired, Mr. Dazai?"
"what?"
"Aren't you tired? Keep that posture."
Tired, of course tired, my legs are almost numb, can I not be tired.But is Dazai the kind who talks when he's tired?In front of his old opponent, he was holding his face.
No, I am Osamu Dazai, since when is there such a thing as face, this Feordo is not his old opponent in theory, but another opponent of Dazai.
So Dazai changed his sitting position comfortably, and Tuo Si's cloak covered his body, barely covering the important parts.
"You want me to stay like this?"
Dazai looked at Tosi and asked back.Keeping this half-cat, half-human appearance all the time, how can he go out to meet people?Wrapped around the head to imitate the exotic?Hey, wait, this is a reasonable bandage situation!After turning into a cat, he had to reluctantly let go of the bandages, and now he finally had a chance to put them on again.
The bandage can barely cover the body.
"Why don't I go get a piece of clothing?" Tuo Si looked at Dazai's eyes gradually brightening, and knew that a strange idea appeared in this man's mind again. Of course he knew what Dazai was asking, but he just avoided talking about it.
"Tsk."
Dazai didn't refuse this request, he just put on his clothes honestly while disgusted.
To be honest, with Dazai's face, he was too embarrassed to run naked.
If you do that, the headlines in Yokohama might be tomorrow: Perverted man with cat ears on his head, cat tail around his waist, running naked in the street.Someone witnessed its appearance, and it was rumored that it was with...
Then this newspaper is probably taken over by the Mafia.
"The clothes are ugly."
In fact, the clothes are not ugly, but the colors are all plain white, which Dazai doesn't like very much.This person can be regarded as a clothes hanger, he looks good in anything, but he likes white.Fortunately, Tuosi was about the same size as him, barely fit, and it was not uncomfortable to wear.
Tosi glanced at him, expressing his incomprehension for such an act of scolding someone else for wearing someone else's clothes.
Dazai got his clothes and finally sat on the chair in a serious manner.
As soon as he sat down, his restless long legs raised Erlang's legs automatically.
Not to mention, after being a cat for a long time, I want to do all the actions again, and everything feels new, and I am a little hyperactive.
"Mr. Shibusawa should have come here."
"That's fine."
That guy is obsessed with clothes design.
"How long do you want me to stay like this?" The implication is, quickly change it back in the book.
Tuo Si glanced at him again, and Dazai easily understood the meaning of the eyes: You are so cute.
A black line slipped from Dazai's forehead.
"Yes, yes, I am cute, everyone knows this, but how can I participate in your plan if this continues? I have to go out, and the detective agency will come to me. Feordo, don't think I don't know You mouse still likes to pet cats, but you also have to consider how cats feel."
"You are really confident, Mr. Dazai." Tosi stopped Dazai's nonsense in time, and said seriously that he was cute. "It's so convenient to communicate. Although you can understand the meaning without speaking, it always feels a little troublesome."
"Don't Dazai-kun want to know how you came to this world?"
"Tsk, that kind of thing is nothing more than tampering with the book."
"Well, it's related to the book, but why did I bring Dazai-kun here? One Dazai is enough trouble, two... oh, that would be a disaster."
"It's as if two Fyodors are not a disaster." Dazai stretched out his hand, staring at his palm, a little unaccustomed to it not being bandaged, "This world is so fragile, what did you bother about before? It's just left and right. It’s just a cycle after another.”
"As expected of Mr. Dazai, your guess is very accurate." Fyodor praised without expression, "But it's different, it's just reincarnation. If you want to break it, that Dazai and I can do it."
"Ah—so boring, so boring, Fei Jia, don't be a fool—"
"Dazai-kun, I did not allow you to call such an intimate nickname—"
"Fyodor Fedya Fedja Fedya—tell me why, or I'll go and work with that guy right away and kill you."
A low-level threat, but nothing like that, Fyodol paused and began to explain.
"Many reincarnations probably happened before. I came to Yokohama to find books. In the process... Anyway, Dazai-kun knew what would happen."
"About?" Dazai caught the key word.
"Yes, roughly, there have been many reincarnations in this world, and these reincarnations probably revolve around these central figures. Dazai Osamu is the key figure among them, and the book is on him. And I, huh." Tosi mockingly He smiled, "It's just a marginal character."
In those countless reincarnation worlds, he is like a thin piece of paper with only a few settings, and he repeats and monotonously follows this person's activities.Although he has experienced countless reincarnations, he has no special memory of those reincarnations.Everything is very blurry, like the kind of out-of-the-box guy in the movie, who just needs to show his back, and no one will care about his activities outside the screen.
"But that's good too. It's easier for onlookers to see the situation clearly. I don't know from which reincarnation, I got the broken pages of the book." Anyway, it was probably a small victory in the struggle with the leader Dazai, "I don't know how many reincarnations have passed, but I finally got a glimpse of the truth from the broken pages of the book."
"It turns out that our world is just a phantom, it may break at any time, it may disappear at any time, and it will be overwritten due to changes in a certain upper world. Nothing is more ridiculous than this. It turns out that my feeling is not wrong, it is just It’s just a paper man with two or three settings, and it’s still a character that doesn’t need to appear.”
Dazai looked at him silently.He didn't say that Fyodor was quite an important character in his world.It doesn't matter, minimalist lines and extreme colors are thin things.Dazai himself, how much truth is there?
"You want to be real?"
Tuosi stopped answering, he hadn't planned to reveal his purpose so soon: "Mr. Dazai, you are from the upper world. The first day you came to this world, this place started to operate officially. Mr. Dazai should know Observer effect, you are the only observer in this world."
It can be said that from the time Dazai Maomao came to this world, the talents in this world barely came to life.
Dazai frowned: "It doesn't sound like a good thing, and I'm not Schrödinger's cat. You who own the torn pages of the book can know this kind of thing, and the guy who owns the book must also understand it. What happened? ? That guy didn't agree with your plan, so much so that you actually wanted to pull me over."
It can be said that it is a kind of hooliganism to drag Dazai directly into this world. Of the two chess players, one not only failed to abide by the agreement, but even invited an audience outside the arena to disrupt the situation.
"There are too many things happening in this world, and occasionally strange things will appear, such as that Kaitou Kidd who keeps appearing in newspapers, and I don't remember when he suddenly appeared as a popular figure."
Ah, Kaitou Kidd, Dazai has also read the report of the other party, he seems to be an ordinary magician with no different abilities, who knows how much power is behind him?
"As for Dazai-kun, he is the protagonist of this world, and he is more restrained. I don't know how much he knows."
This is to say that the leader Jae may not know the whole truth and is still wandering in the fog.
Dazai became excited instantly, waving his arms: "Impossible! How could I be such an idiot—"
In the middle of speaking, Dazai suddenly disappeared, leaving only a ball of clothes on the chair.
Then the ball of clothes squirmed, and a white cat got out.
"Meow meow meow meow——" Dazai Maomao yelled frantically.
"It's useless if you call it, the setting I wrote is just like this."
The monsters and so on are set in Japan, and there are many legends of monsters in Japan.And in this world, there are cats like Dazai, and it is reasonable to have youkai.Anyway, like abilities, they are all supernatural things.And when the demon power is used up, it will naturally turn back into a cat.
"Meow—" Dazai rushed forward and wrestled with Tuo Si.
To be precise, it was Tuo Si who frantically dealt with a crazy cat. Dazai Maomao's teeth and sharp claws were no joke.
Dazai Maomao was really angry. While making a shrill cry, he stretched out his paws vigorously to scratch Tuo Si.
"Meow meow meow—"
You meow know I'm going to change back and make me wear clothes—
wasting my energy--
Yes, Dazai was mysteriously angry about this matter.
When Tosi went to the detective agency to return the cat, everyone in the detective agency focused on his face.
"Your face..."
"It's okay, the cats in your company are just a little naughty."
Tosi still had that mysterious and calm look, but the cat scratches on his face made his calm expression flawed.
This cat is not naughty, this is the rhythm of disfigurement... Kunikida touched his face, feeling that his face began to hurt.
Dazai Maomao meowed bitterly.
Tosi calculated his hatred, but it was not so easy to end.
The author has something to say:
Toss a chapter on setting.
It's coming to an end...I'm already thinking about the next book, I guess it will be a Zongman, with Dazai as the main character.
Ahh, I love Dazai.
Of course, I hope that someone will watch it by then, hehe.
As soon as he starts to meditate, he feels like biting his nails.Just when he brought the finger that had licked the cat to his mouth, and subconsciously wanted to chew it, Dazai spoke suddenly.
"Don't bite your nails after petting a cat, it's unhygienic."
After saying this, Dazai wanted to keep his mouth shut, and slapped himself twice, why did he get mad?Are you a cat?Are you unhygienic?Myself, how cute I am!
Tosi also seemed to shut down for a while, and then really put his hands down.
The atmosphere then sank into an even weirder place.
Dazai kept that curled up position for a while, as if he wasn't tired.
"Fyodor, Fedya, you really shouldn't underestimate them."
"Mr. Dazai, as expected, the disqualification in the world is still there." Tuosi raised his eyebrows and changed another topic.
Dazai is trying to play with his cat ears. When he was a cat, his ears could turn easily. Now it seems a bit difficult, probably because of the different muscles, but speaking of the different muscles——
Does anyone have two cat ears on their head?
Hearing this, Dazai raised his eyebrows: "Yes, it's a pity that crime and punishment can't take effect on me."
Turning into a human, oh no, after being half human and half cat, Disqualification in the World seems to have changed back to a passive skill, and only bugs like books can work on him.
Tosi looked at him for a while, maybe because he was curious about the structure of those ears.
"Aren't you tired, Mr. Dazai?"
"what?"
"Aren't you tired? Keep that posture."
Tired, of course tired, my legs are almost numb, can I not be tired.But is Dazai the kind who talks when he's tired?In front of his old opponent, he was holding his face.
No, I am Osamu Dazai, since when is there such a thing as face, this Feordo is not his old opponent in theory, but another opponent of Dazai.
So Dazai changed his sitting position comfortably, and Tuo Si's cloak covered his body, barely covering the important parts.
"You want me to stay like this?"
Dazai looked at Tosi and asked back.Keeping this half-cat, half-human appearance all the time, how can he go out to meet people?Wrapped around the head to imitate the exotic?Hey, wait, this is a reasonable bandage situation!After turning into a cat, he had to reluctantly let go of the bandages, and now he finally had a chance to put them on again.
The bandage can barely cover the body.
"Why don't I go get a piece of clothing?" Tuo Si looked at Dazai's eyes gradually brightening, and knew that a strange idea appeared in this man's mind again. Of course he knew what Dazai was asking, but he just avoided talking about it.
"Tsk."
Dazai didn't refuse this request, he just put on his clothes honestly while disgusted.
To be honest, with Dazai's face, he was too embarrassed to run naked.
If you do that, the headlines in Yokohama might be tomorrow: Perverted man with cat ears on his head, cat tail around his waist, running naked in the street.Someone witnessed its appearance, and it was rumored that it was with...
Then this newspaper is probably taken over by the Mafia.
"The clothes are ugly."
In fact, the clothes are not ugly, but the colors are all plain white, which Dazai doesn't like very much.This person can be regarded as a clothes hanger, he looks good in anything, but he likes white.Fortunately, Tuosi was about the same size as him, barely fit, and it was not uncomfortable to wear.
Tosi glanced at him, expressing his incomprehension for such an act of scolding someone else for wearing someone else's clothes.
Dazai got his clothes and finally sat on the chair in a serious manner.
As soon as he sat down, his restless long legs raised Erlang's legs automatically.
Not to mention, after being a cat for a long time, I want to do all the actions again, and everything feels new, and I am a little hyperactive.
"Mr. Shibusawa should have come here."
"That's fine."
That guy is obsessed with clothes design.
"How long do you want me to stay like this?" The implication is, quickly change it back in the book.
Tuo Si glanced at him again, and Dazai easily understood the meaning of the eyes: You are so cute.
A black line slipped from Dazai's forehead.
"Yes, yes, I am cute, everyone knows this, but how can I participate in your plan if this continues? I have to go out, and the detective agency will come to me. Feordo, don't think I don't know You mouse still likes to pet cats, but you also have to consider how cats feel."
"You are really confident, Mr. Dazai." Tosi stopped Dazai's nonsense in time, and said seriously that he was cute. "It's so convenient to communicate. Although you can understand the meaning without speaking, it always feels a little troublesome."
"Don't Dazai-kun want to know how you came to this world?"
"Tsk, that kind of thing is nothing more than tampering with the book."
"Well, it's related to the book, but why did I bring Dazai-kun here? One Dazai is enough trouble, two... oh, that would be a disaster."
"It's as if two Fyodors are not a disaster." Dazai stretched out his hand, staring at his palm, a little unaccustomed to it not being bandaged, "This world is so fragile, what did you bother about before? It's just left and right. It’s just a cycle after another.”
"As expected of Mr. Dazai, your guess is very accurate." Fyodor praised without expression, "But it's different, it's just reincarnation. If you want to break it, that Dazai and I can do it."
"Ah—so boring, so boring, Fei Jia, don't be a fool—"
"Dazai-kun, I did not allow you to call such an intimate nickname—"
"Fyodor Fedya Fedja Fedya—tell me why, or I'll go and work with that guy right away and kill you."
A low-level threat, but nothing like that, Fyodol paused and began to explain.
"Many reincarnations probably happened before. I came to Yokohama to find books. In the process... Anyway, Dazai-kun knew what would happen."
"About?" Dazai caught the key word.
"Yes, roughly, there have been many reincarnations in this world, and these reincarnations probably revolve around these central figures. Dazai Osamu is the key figure among them, and the book is on him. And I, huh." Tosi mockingly He smiled, "It's just a marginal character."
In those countless reincarnation worlds, he is like a thin piece of paper with only a few settings, and he repeats and monotonously follows this person's activities.Although he has experienced countless reincarnations, he has no special memory of those reincarnations.Everything is very blurry, like the kind of out-of-the-box guy in the movie, who just needs to show his back, and no one will care about his activities outside the screen.
"But that's good too. It's easier for onlookers to see the situation clearly. I don't know from which reincarnation, I got the broken pages of the book." Anyway, it was probably a small victory in the struggle with the leader Dazai, "I don't know how many reincarnations have passed, but I finally got a glimpse of the truth from the broken pages of the book."
"It turns out that our world is just a phantom, it may break at any time, it may disappear at any time, and it will be overwritten due to changes in a certain upper world. Nothing is more ridiculous than this. It turns out that my feeling is not wrong, it is just It’s just a paper man with two or three settings, and it’s still a character that doesn’t need to appear.”
Dazai looked at him silently.He didn't say that Fyodor was quite an important character in his world.It doesn't matter, minimalist lines and extreme colors are thin things.Dazai himself, how much truth is there?
"You want to be real?"
Tuosi stopped answering, he hadn't planned to reveal his purpose so soon: "Mr. Dazai, you are from the upper world. The first day you came to this world, this place started to operate officially. Mr. Dazai should know Observer effect, you are the only observer in this world."
It can be said that from the time Dazai Maomao came to this world, the talents in this world barely came to life.
Dazai frowned: "It doesn't sound like a good thing, and I'm not Schrödinger's cat. You who own the torn pages of the book can know this kind of thing, and the guy who owns the book must also understand it. What happened? ? That guy didn't agree with your plan, so much so that you actually wanted to pull me over."
It can be said that it is a kind of hooliganism to drag Dazai directly into this world. Of the two chess players, one not only failed to abide by the agreement, but even invited an audience outside the arena to disrupt the situation.
"There are too many things happening in this world, and occasionally strange things will appear, such as that Kaitou Kidd who keeps appearing in newspapers, and I don't remember when he suddenly appeared as a popular figure."
Ah, Kaitou Kidd, Dazai has also read the report of the other party, he seems to be an ordinary magician with no different abilities, who knows how much power is behind him?
"As for Dazai-kun, he is the protagonist of this world, and he is more restrained. I don't know how much he knows."
This is to say that the leader Jae may not know the whole truth and is still wandering in the fog.
Dazai became excited instantly, waving his arms: "Impossible! How could I be such an idiot—"
In the middle of speaking, Dazai suddenly disappeared, leaving only a ball of clothes on the chair.
Then the ball of clothes squirmed, and a white cat got out.
"Meow meow meow meow——" Dazai Maomao yelled frantically.
"It's useless if you call it, the setting I wrote is just like this."
The monsters and so on are set in Japan, and there are many legends of monsters in Japan.And in this world, there are cats like Dazai, and it is reasonable to have youkai.Anyway, like abilities, they are all supernatural things.And when the demon power is used up, it will naturally turn back into a cat.
"Meow—" Dazai rushed forward and wrestled with Tuo Si.
To be precise, it was Tuo Si who frantically dealt with a crazy cat. Dazai Maomao's teeth and sharp claws were no joke.
Dazai Maomao was really angry. While making a shrill cry, he stretched out his paws vigorously to scratch Tuo Si.
"Meow meow meow—"
You meow know I'm going to change back and make me wear clothes—
wasting my energy--
Yes, Dazai was mysteriously angry about this matter.
When Tosi went to the detective agency to return the cat, everyone in the detective agency focused on his face.
"Your face..."
"It's okay, the cats in your company are just a little naughty."
Tosi still had that mysterious and calm look, but the cat scratches on his face made his calm expression flawed.
This cat is not naughty, this is the rhythm of disfigurement... Kunikida touched his face, feeling that his face began to hurt.
Dazai Maomao meowed bitterly.
Tosi calculated his hatred, but it was not so easy to end.
The author has something to say:
Toss a chapter on setting.
It's coming to an end...I'm already thinking about the next book, I guess it will be a Zongman, with Dazai as the main character.
Ahh, I love Dazai.
Of course, I hope that someone will watch it by then, hehe.
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