Zaizafang

Chapter 5 Double Slaughter

"Who are you--"

Dazai rolled around on the sofa in the office and finally turned into a salted fish. This was the thousand and one time he asked this question.

"I won't tell you—Liu Wei." A grimace.

"asshole."

Outside, cold sweat broke out on the foreheads of two guards armed with guns. They were newcomers.In the past few days, they have seen many strange words and deeds of Mr. Dazai, talking to himself in the air, and occasionally interacting with things that don't exist, they are simply crazy.

Bah, Mr. Dazai's words, how could he be crazy?

It is clearly an act of strategic confusion.

Otherwise, there are ghosts in the headquarters building... Wraiths like Sadako...

I always feel that this idea is scarier than Mr. Dazai going crazy.

People who work in this kind of profession are more or less superstitious, and they are particularly steadfast in certain things, or they believe in loyalty, or they worship gods and pray to Buddha... In short, they are more or less single-minded.

"Xiao Lin—you go to the bookstore outside and buy a set of xx comics." Suddenly an order came from the office.

"Ah! Yes!"

The guard named Xiao Lin was frightened, froze, and mechanically walked away holding the wooden warehouse.

Ten minutes later, he appeared in the bookstore wearing a black suit and holding a wooden warehouse. The bookstore owner thought he was going to rob.Tremblingly, he handed over the protection fee, only to hear "xx manga give me a set".

The bookstore owner heaved a sigh of relief, took out the manga and sent it away to the Great God without asking for money.

Well, he unilaterally announced that this set of comics is the most popular this year.

In short, after being frightened, the two guards didn't dare to think about it in a daze, and they made a statue peacefully, just hoping that time would flow faster and shifts would be changed earlier.

Dazai is also quite distressed now.

Because he had just been promoted to a cadre candidate in such a short period of time, he had a lot more paperwork, and all kinds of handovers were messy and annoying.And because the combination of Shuanghei has become famous, the number of times he needs to go out to work has also increased.When going out to fight, no matter how bad it is, you can use this name to frighten the enemy.

In this way, the work is already very tiring, and when I am tired of documents, it is even more annoying when a person suddenly appears on the side to sarcasm.

Double fidgeting can easily lead to hair loss.

Dazai thought of many ways to eliminate this illusion, and even used "books" once, but it was useless.As if no matter what he did, this thing would exist.

And he gradually got used to it.This is a terrible thing.

Habits are the scariest thing in the world, especially if you are getting used to a devil.

This devil, this devil even wants to take a look at comic books, and even spoils them at critical moments——

Not to mention anything else, the blood pressure alone will go up.

"There's still time to read comics."

With a height of 1.8 meters, sitting on a leather sofa, with long legs, he is doing nothing but a pair of sunglasses.

Dazai ignored him, but picked up a book expressionlessly, yes, it was the "book".

He turned to a certain page, and words appeared on the top page.

"One day, Osamu Dazai's human disqualification suddenly broke away from his body..."

Dazai had no expression on his face, but he recited the story of one of the many Dazai with emotion.

For a while recently, he enjoyed watching the development of the parallel world.Not to mention, it's all fun.In particular, there are many stories where he is with Miss xx, with a nasty little dwarf, with a black-hearted boss playing with his feelings, with the be or he ending of Bai Yueguang's friend... ... and those who know and do not know have CP.

There is a good saying, his cp really holds up half the sky.There is no chance of being in the same frame, and they can be forced to send sugar together.

During this period of time, Dazai watched his own fanfiction every day, and even his own fanfic x-fiction, and successfully cultivated his face to a thickness of 800 meters.

After quickly finishing the beginning of a certain parallel world, Dazai raised his eyebrows at the one on the sofa: "It seems that this is not you either. I'm curious, are you Dazai Osamu of that parallel world?"

"It's still the same sentence, you, guess, ah~ There are [-] trillion parallel worlds, guess whatever you want~" Dazai Osamu yawned on the sofa, and a tear came out of the corner of his eye, "You read your little story slowly, I'm not interested in that. Life is too laid back."

He focused on reading the word "leisurely" and then disappeared.

Dazai closed the book and frowned.

Every word said by this illusion needs to be carefully analyzed.

He always felt that the other party meant something, but he couldn't imagine what would happen.The story of each parallel world is unique, and his omniscience only focuses on all big people and big events. It is still a bit difficult for him to guess whether the object of Kobayashi, who is guarding the gate in the afternoon, will assassinate him ten days later. of.However, looking at the details, one can guess that Kobayashi may have a secret agent girlfriend with malicious intentions.

Just wait and see.

......

In fact, at night, Dazai understood why the leisure was disappearing.

Mr. Sen called him into the office.

The current relationship between him and Mr. Sen is not bad. Under his management of being deliberately obedient and occasionally rebellious, Mr. Sen's attitude towards him is obviously much better, at least on the surface, it is much gentler.

The main reason is to make Mr. Mori feel that the situation is not out of control, that's fine.Mr. Mori predicts that Dazai will gradually rebel after being well-behaved now, so Dazai will act according to this prediction. The future rebellion seems to be beyond Mr. Mori's control of the situation, but in fact it is still within Mr. Mori's prediction.

In short, it is all to strengthen Mr. Mori's own opinion. Anyway, people are always easy to believe in their own guesses.

What Dazai wanted to take advantage of was the last bit of panic that really exceeded predictions.

Of course, he hasn't figured out what to do yet.It's just that I instinctively feel that I should take revenge on Mr. Sen.

Who made him so disrespectful in the parallel world~

"Dazai-kun. Chuya told me that every time you send your mission report to him."

"Oh, Chuya is shamelessly making small reports." Dazai shrugged his shoulders and said seemingly indifferently, "I'm fine, let's exchange the writing work between the two of us, what do I think? nothing."

"Dazai-kun, there is a specialization in surgery. Neither you nor Chuya-kun's talents can be duplicated."

"That's why I don't want to write that boring report."

Mr. Sen looked helpless.

Dazai looked strange to him.He knew that Dazai was trying to be good, but... Maybe it was because he was old, and he still did it occasionally.It's very rare for Dazai to behave well, even if he knew that this guy was cheating behind his back, seeing him now being able to behave well is still thankful, and he finally stopped losing his temper.As a child, it's normal to be petty now.

Mori Ogai felt that he had figured out Dazai's current thoughts.

"There is a secret mission."

Dazai straightened his face, when he was serious about work, he was still serious.

"Look at this file."

A paper file was thrown over, Dazai picked it up and opened the paper seal.

"This person is our low-level staff, and his resume is very strange. I want you to investigate."

Dazai has already seen the passport photo and name on the first page.

What a familiar name, Oda, Sakunosuke.

He raised the file slightly to cover his face, preventing Mr. Sen from seeing his gaffe.

Pupil earthquake.

Mr. Mori, do you know what you are talking about——

"You can consider approaching him to see what he is going to do."

Well, this Mori Ogai is also a scumbag boss, and it's a real hammer.

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