Zaizafang

"Just kidding." Dazai changed the subject, "It's really attractive to create a world with only ordinary people, but the amount of work involved is huge. You also know that I hate working overtime, going to work, and using my brain the most."

"So what did you do?" Osamu Dazai firmly believed that since Dazai brought up this topic, he had definitely done something extraordinary, and that even his intervention would not be able to change the ending, so he revealed the corner of the conspiracy to the audience with confidence. He took a look to prevent him from being so angry that he would have a myocardial infarction all at once.

"Well, come here a little bit."

Dazai hooked his fingers, pulled Dazai to whisper something in his ear.

Osamu Dazai frowned, and quickly opened it up, then raised it exaggeratedly, his lips parted slightly: "Wow——"

Baizai has been listening to their movements, and after a while of noise, he suddenly quieted down, and heard Dazai Osamu's excited, mostly malicious exclamation, his curiosity immediately floated out, he lay on the sofa twisting and making noises : "It's all Osamu Dazai, don't hide it from me..."

Just to hide it from him.

Osamu Dazai glanced at the white cat, his kite-colored eyes were full of undisguised mischief.

As long as tricks and pranks can't get him, he will always be a melon eater, holding high the banner of chaos and evil, be a pair of CP if he can.

but.

"Did you really not think that way about me?"

Dazai shook his head, very sincerely: "How could it be? I'm so lazy, if it wasn't for the other party's idea, I wouldn't want to do these things."

"Barely trust you."

Bai Zai felt more and more that something was wrong, and made a sharp noise: "What are you going to do to the poor fellow??!"

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, walked over to pinch Bai Zai's chin viciously, and took out a small knife from nowhere, the sharp blade was scratched against his cheekbones, pressed against the skin and turned upwards.

The cold touch effectively made Bai Zai shut up.

The blade cut the fabric bit by bit, Bai Zai squinted his eyes, adjusted to the light before seeing Dazai Osamu's face clearly, he was quite speechless: "Are you shaking?"

To untie a strap, you have to cut it with a knife.

"I don't know you best."

Osamu Dazai held the handle of the knife loosely, playing with the knife: "Good news and bad news, choose one to listen to?"

Bai Zai tilted his head: "Apart from being able to meet Fei Jia, what else can be called good news."

"That's right~" When Osamu Dazai said this, the surroundings were filled with stars and sparkles, "I will send you to see Fei Jia for free~"

"Oh." Bai Zai Gujing replied calmly, "Is there any way to die without pain here? I want to try it right now. The bad news is that I can't die, right?"

Osamu Dazai stretched out a finger and waved it in front of him: "No, no, no."

"a, b, o." He shook his head at the same time, with a mysterious smile on his face, as if he didn't want to beat the cat, "Which one do you choose?"

The author has something to say:

Obviously, conduct an abo demining.

I'm going to do something outrageous.