I thought I was the first gourd in the camp

He Simeng was in a trance for a second, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion, she deserves to be my goddess, but she is different from others.

Lu Zhaomian saw He Simeng staring at the phone screen in a daze for a long time, suddenly a little curious, she leaned over to take a look.

Lu Zhaomian: "..."

As expected of my mother, she still has such a familiar tone.

Su Xingyue's reply was soon on the top of the trending searches, but the trending entries didn't seem so friendly.

#I am fucking#

Lu Zhaomian looked at it for several seconds with a strange expression before clicking in.

He Simeng also followed unconsciously.

Lu Zhaomian originally thought that the comments would be bloody, but unexpectedly, the comments were all about identifying relatives.

"I'm straight up confident: Hi, Mom."

"Mom! I am your long-lost daughter-in-law!"

"I'm not here to break up this family, I'm here to join this family! Can my brother belong to me? Dog head/"

"Not much to say, my brother is 20 years old now, and he will marry me in two years. I'll call you in advance, Mom!"

"Don't dream upstairs, just look at me. Grandma, grandma, take a look at me. I am 23 years old, female, and my height is [-]..."

"Take me one, I'm a PhD student, I have a house and a car, I'm gentle and virtuous, lively and cheerful, I can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen..."

"What happened, how did it become a blind date?"

"Isn't the point that Su Xingyue is Lu Zhaomian's real mother? Did I find the wrong point?"

"Yes, wow, aren't you surprised? Lu Zhaomian is Su Xingyue's son? Isn't Lu Zhaomian's father Lu Chuan? Oh my god."

"My God! Lu Chuan!"

Lu Chuan, actor and director, has worked in film for many years. After winning the last important award, he transformed into a director. The director's first film won the Golden Rooster Best Director's Debut Award. After two years of precipitation, he once again Su Xingyue may still be unfamiliar with Su Xingyue, but there are very few people who don't know him about Lu Chuan.

After Lu Chuan and Su Xingyue got married, he seldom heard from him. He is also very fond of his family and protects his family very well. For so many years, he has not been picked up by paparazzi or marketing accounts about him. family news.

I really didn't expect it, this explosion revealed a big news.

Lu Chuan's biological son went to the draft.

Following the entry of #我是叫妈#, #路川子# also quickly climbed up.

He Simeng stared at Lu Zhaomian for a long time before turning his head.

His eyes were sad and broken, as if Lu Zhaomian was a scumbag who cheated his feelings.

The gaze was too hot, and Lu Zhaomian's scalp was numb from being stared at. She glanced sideways at He Simeng and asked, "What are you doing?"

"What else are you doing?" He Simeng murmured in a low voice.

There was something wrong with his tone, Lu Zhaomian took half a step back warily.

He Simeng squinted her eyes, and looked at Lu Zhaomian who was full of vigilance for a few seconds. Before Lu Zhaomian could react, she suddenly pounced on him, pinched his shoulder and began to shake desperately, with a shrill voice, "My goddess is your mother?! You didn't even tell me!"

"I told you." Lu Zhaomian's lower body was very stable, and He Simeng shook so hard that Lu Zhaomian didn't move half a step away, still standing tall and straight.

He Simeng's movements froze, the hand on Lu Zhaomian's shoulder drooped, and she went silent for a moment.

"Just yesterday, I told you that she is my mother." Lu Zhaomian emphasized again, "My mother."

"I, I didn't think you were joking, ha, ha ha." He Simeng smiled awkwardly, as if thinking of something, he opened his mouth to argue, "And my goddess is so big, how could it be possible? Will there be a 20-year-old son?"

Lu Zhaomian glanced at He Simeng without a word, and reminded him friendly: "My mother is over 40."

He Simeng: "How come?"

Last time he sneaked a look at Su Xingyue with his brother, but he didn't notice it at all!

"She looks younger than my brother."

Lu Zhaomian: "...Thank you for my mother."

"It's over, my goddess has become my younger brother's mother..." He Simeng muttered, "Seniority is completely messed up."

Lu Zhaomian: "..."

"No, I'm still shocked. How could you be the son of my goddess? After all, Lu Chuan is your father?" He Simeng started rambling again.

"I always thought your family..." He Simeng coughed in an unnatural tone, "It's not a good look."

Unexpectedly, Lu Chuan was Lu Zhaomian's father.

It turned out that the clown was actually himself, He Simeng smiled tiredly.

"Huh? Why do you think that way?" Lu Zhaomian was momentarily at a loss.

"Didn't you say you came here to eat and drink when you first came to the show, and..." He Simeng touched his nose, his eyes were a little wandering, "And I feel like you haven't eaten anything look."

Like fried chicken, pizza, snail noodles and so on, every time Lu Zhaomian sees it, it's like seeing a full banquet.

Lu Zhaomian: "...That's it?"

"Ding Dong"

He Simeng's cell phone rang again.

Lu Zhaomian glanced at it and found that his mother retweeted another Weibo.

He Simeng also came over.

Su Xingyue reposted Lu Chuan's Weibo.

Lu Chuan: Claim @我们成集吧Lu Zhaomian, my son.I just saw the photo, and I lost a lot of weight. When you come back, Dad will make up for your lost meat.

There is also a picture posted at the back, a large table of food.

Su Xingyue retweeted this Weibo immediately.

Su Xingyue: Heh, I've lost a lot of weight. Your son has grown fat and strong. If you make up some more, you can probably sell it by the catty.

Not to be outdone, Su Xingyue posted a picture, a piece of green, it looks healthy.

The two figures are in stark contrast.

He Simeng tilted his head and looked at it for a long time, then asked weakly: "Who is in charge of your family?"

Lu Zhaomian clicked on the picture posted by Su Xingyue and looked at it for a long time. She seemed to have remembered its taste, and her eyes were a little empty. After a long time, she turned her head and said with difficulty: "My mother."

"No wonder..." He Simeng patted Lu Zhaomian's head sympathetically.

Lu Chuan and Su Xingyue are usually very low-key, and I haven't seen them post Weibo for a year or so. Today, they posted two in a day. It's been a long time.

There is a happy atmosphere on Weibo.

"Hahahahaha, the difference is very wide, I choose the road guide. Dog head/"

"I choose Teacher Su! Mother-in-law looks at me, I will eat whatever you prepare!"

"I eat meat, my brother eats grass, nothing wrong."

"Although, my brother is really not fat, right? My brother is really the best figure I have ever seen in the entertainment industry."

"Nine-headed handsome guy, Xiaolu yyds."

"Is Teacher Su really his mother? I always thought that in Ma Ma's eyes, my cub would only be thin but not fat. Goutou/"

However, the atmosphere didn't last long, and a few more bullies appeared in the comment area.

"Wow, I can still laugh. Isn't this tantamount to self-destruct? Dad is Lu Chuan, mother is Su Xingyue, Lu Huang's background is really good."

"That's to say, I said why the program group praised him. It turned out that it wasn't him who praised him, but his father's stinky feet."

"Is there a doctor upstairs, please? You are welcome in the psychiatry department. I will pay for the medical expenses."

The gang spirit has a lot of fighting power, it seems that all the anger is gathered together, and if he can't beat it, he will directly insult the genitals, making the Runtus disgusting.

Gang Jing cursed a few more times arrogantly, seeing that no one replied to her anymore, she was itchy to provoke again, but just in the middle of typing, she noticed that there was an extra reply in her comment.

Su Xingyue: Ha, interesting, my cub still needs me to hold it?If he wants to make his debut, there are so many movies waiting for him in the old road, just a talent show, does it match?

"hiss......"

"Mother-in-law is so rigid, I love her so much."

"Program group: don't cue."

"Program group: people sit at home, and the pot comes from the sky."

"Help @我们成集吧program group."

"@我们成集吧program group, come on, let's face each other, hurry up."

There were a few people watching the excitement who didn't think it was a big deal, and they all helped @计划团. They were just joking and playing memes, watching the excitement, but they didn't expect that the real master @ came out.

Let's form a group program group: the official statistics of the first public vote, the first ranking vote statistics, and the list of various fan fundraising, fan voting list, and fan welfare collection list are as follows.

The program team posted a long list of charts. The first one is the voting list for the first time, with statistics for each moment, and the increase in the number of votes for each time period.

No matter which list it is, the number one name is always the same.

——Lu Zhaomian

"The official data is out, does your face hurt, you guys?"

"Aren't you clamoring to see the official data? Come on, let's take a look, the clear increase in the list, do you have any questions? Are you still stinky?"

"Laughing to death, this is Li Han's public execution, right? What about his fans? They don't do anything. Why isn't the name of your family leader on any list? This is the second place?"

"Did you see the increase? Before the voting deadline, Li Han's vote count suddenly soared. Isn't this obvious? Either the navy or the program team helped vote."

"Sure enough, the program group is not a good thing."

"Sister upstairs, calm down, at least it has done something today, otherwise my brother will be blacked out."

"Laughing, why didn't my brother make a sound when he was hacked before? Now it's revealed that my brother is Lu Chuan's son, so I ran to support my brother. His appearance is too ugly. I'm speechless, rubbish programme."

"Although, the draft has hurt me thousands of times. I treat the draft like my first love. QAQ"

......

Seeing the last comment, He Simeng deeply felt the same, and nodded involuntarily, "Really, what the program group did is really recruit gangsters. But it's also, capitalists, profit is the first."

"But at least your matter is settled." He Simeng patted Lu Zhaomian's head, his eyes flickered, and he smiled maliciously, "And the program team is so over the top, we can still blackmail them. "

"Huh?" Lu Zhaomian blinked and asked curiously, "What are you extorting?"

"...No matter what, we have to pay us a meal." He Simeng racked his brains and thought for a long time before he came up with a reasonable compensation method.

It can't be too much, after all, the program team is the father.

Lu Zhaomian's eyes lit up, "This is fine."

"You get excited when you mention food." He Simeng rolled her eyes speechlessly. Just as she put her phone away, she seemed to think of something again. She turned her head and looked at Lu Zhaomian expectantly, "You said your mother would Come to see you? Come to visit the class or something."

Lu Zhaomian thought for two seconds, then hesitated and said, "If the program group invites, my mother will probably agree."

"You still need an invitation from the program group? Why doesn't your mother take the initiative." He Simeng muttered.

Lu Zhaomian touched the tip of her nose, her eyes drifted a little, "She wants to maintain her style."

He Simeng: "..."

"Then there's a high probability that it's gone. The program team has offended your family so thoroughly that they dare not invite you even if they want to." He Simeng sighed.

He Simeng understood Zhou Chenghai's thoughts clearly.

Zhou Chenghai has been in a state of trance since he knew Lu Zhaomian's family background, and he wanted to slap himself a few times when he woke up.

You know that Lu Chuan is Lu Zhaomian's father, how dare he use Lu Zhaomian to fuck?

Zhou Chenghai rubbed the sweat off his head, turned on his phone tremblingly and glanced at Weibo, and almost pouted when he saw Su Xingyue's comment on the nasty show.

Zhou Chenghai supported the table for a long time before summoning his rationality back. After taking a few deep breaths, he calmly called the assistant director over and asked him to sort out all the data and post them on Weibo.

"Just post it, don't say anything, don't apologize, let's take a good stand, and if we really apologize, we will completely take the blame." Zhou Chenghai instructed, "Anyway, it is Li who is being targeted now. Han, it's not our show, so we treat it as a favor."

The assistant director nodded thoughtfully, after trying to understand the key points inside, he looked at Zhou Chenghai with admiration, "Director Zhou, you are the tallest."

The popularity of the show has also been fucked up, and the blame has also been dumped.

"It's not enough, let me think about it again." Zhou Chenghai waved his hand, rubbed the back of his head and thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "Lu Zhaomian can still use it, his father's mother's so useful signboard is worth it It cannot be wasted."

"This..." the assistant director hesitated to speak.

You have offended him so thoroughly, how else can you take advantage of it?Is this going to tear your skin apart?It shouldn't be, Zhou Chenghai doesn't have the courage.

"You mean? Inviting guests?" Seeing that Zhou Chenghai hadn't spoken, the assistant director hesitated for a moment before asking tentatively.

"Invitation shit, it's a ghost if they can come." Zhou Chenghai cursed, rolled his eyes and said: "Let's organize a family connection, and it's okay for people to appear on camera without making a sound, and release the trailer It's not easy to cheat the audience by teasing the audience's appetite, right?"

"And Lu Zhaomian calls himself, will they not answer?"

The assistant director was amazed.

Zhou Chenghai really deserves to be the leading figure among the new generation of talent show directors, and he really does everything he can to make the show.

The assistant director only feels that Zhou Chenghai is just an old fox who has been mature for many years, with shameless written on his left cheek and not afraid of death written on his right cheek.

"Nice, this idea is really good, as expected of you, Director Zhou." The assistant director flattered while applauding, "Then when will the arrangement be?"

"Just these two days, it won't take much time." Zhou Chenghai thought for a while, he will be the second husband after a while, and it's not appropriate to interfere with the players with things other than practice.

"Forget it, didn't you just record the solo interview after dinner today? Let's change this solo interview to a family connection. While the heat is still there, don't waste time."

"..." the assistant director swallowed, "Okay, then I'll let the selection manager notify the contestants now."

Wow, with Zhou Chenghai here, it's unreasonable that this show is not popular.

Today is considered a small half of the rest day, and the practice time is not so urgent.

Lu Zhaomian and He Simeng felt something was wrong when they saw the training room from a distance.

The corridor outside the training room was full of people, and everyone stretched their necks to look into the training room, with curiosity and gossip written all over their faces.

"What's going on?" He Simeng stopped the car suddenly, and pulled Lu Zhaomian to a stop, "Are we going the right way? Is that our training room? Why are there so many people?"

Before Lu Zhaomian could reply, he saw a contestant glance in his direction from a long distance away, and his face was instantly filled with joy and excitement.

Lu Zhaomian: "..." Not good.

"Hey, here comes Xiaolu, where is it!" the contestant shouted loudly.

Hearing this, the contestants around the training room quickly turned their heads to look in the direction the contestant was pointing at, and their eyes lit up when they saw Lu Zhaomian at the end of the corridor.

"Xiaolu, you are finally here, I have been waiting for a long time."

"I heard that Lu Chuan is your father, right? Oh my god, I really like him so much. Can I have a signed photo of your father?"

"Yes, I like your father very much, and my mother likes it too. Your father is my mother's male god."

"My God, Xiaolu, you hide deep enough, tell me, what surprises do you have that I don't know about?"

"Is your father going to make a movie? Is there any role? What do you think of me? I don't pick anyone. It's ok to play a dead body."

Before Lu Zhaomian had time to run, he was caught by other contestants. He Simeng was so crowded that he found a gap with sharp eyes, and slipped out with difficulty.

Surrounded in the middle, Lu Zhaomian turned to look at He Simeng as if calling for help after seeing the last escape gap was blocked.

He Simeng put his palms together and bowed to him, asking him to ask for blessings.

Lu Zhaomian: "..."

Sure enough, secrets couldn't be hidden in the camp, a few big boys slipped away between training and told all the gossip they knew.

One spreads to ten, ten spreads to hundreds, there are only a few people with mobile phones, but there are a lot of people who know the news.

Lu Zhaomian was a little dizzy from the noise, interrupted them, and answered one by one patiently.

"I have autographed photos, but at home, I guess I have to wait until the show is over."

"I don't know if my dad has started preparing a new movie. I haven't asked, and I don't have a chance to ask." Lu Zhaomian spread her hands helplessly.

"You're all here, I just need you to do something, so I'll let you know one by one." Elder sister selection officer was stunned for two seconds when she saw that the corridor was crowded with people, only to breathe a sigh of relief when she found out that they were all contestants from her own team.

"What is it?"

Sister Xuanguan said: "Tonight's single-picking has been changed to family connection. You should get ready. Your mobile phones will be released later."

Wuhu, family connection.

All eyes on the scene were on Lu Zhaomian.

This arrangement is because who is already obvious.

Wow, Zhou Chenghai is really shameless.

This sentence appeared in the minds of all the players in unison.

He Simeng also took the opportunity to pull Lu Zhaomian out from the middle, and asked in a low voice, "Director Zhou is here for you, it's really good, I know I can't invite you, so I rely on you as an intermediary."

Naturally, Lu Zhaomian also knew that Zhou Chenghai made this move to take advantage of his parents' popularity.

"Don't worry, it's okay." Lu Zhaomian saw that the trainees scattered away, and followed.

He Simeng also followed, with a puzzled look on his face, "Why worry?"

Lu Zhaomian paused, turned her head to look at He Simeng, and said solemnly, "I'm in arrears on my mobile phone."

He Simeng: "..."

"Just ask them to recharge my phone bill." Lu Zhaomian said.

It doesn't matter how much you recharge, it's more fragrant to go whoring for nothing.

The program team sent out their mobile phones after the contestants had finished eating.

Probably because he felt that his intentions were too strong and Lu Zhaomian would definitely discover his true intentions, so Zhou Chenghai simply broke the jar and arranged a solo seat for Lu Zhaomian.

"Hey, your phone has been charged to [-]." The staff handed the phone to Lu Zhaomian with a weird expression.

Lu Zhaomian reached out to take it, smiled politely at the staff, and thanked the staff.

The other contestants also got their mobile phones, but they were not in a hurry to call. They swiped and swiped one after another, but they kept glancing at Lu Zhaomian.

Zhuang Zhi also came, and slightly raised his eyebrows when he took the mobile phone handed to him by the staff.

Lu Zhaomian was surrounded in the middle, and she didn't notice Zhuang Zhi in the distance through the crowd.

Lu Zhaomian turned on the phone under the eyes of everyone.

As soon as I turned on the phone, there was a long list of missed calls, and all of them were "Mom".

Some players have already sneaked over.

Lu Zhaomian called back under everyone's expectation.

"Hello, Mom?" Lu Zhaomian called out.

The contestants surrounding Lu Zhaomian held their breath for a moment, and eavesdropped openly with their ears upright.

On the other side, Zhuang Zhi glanced at Lu Zhaomian from a distance, and then looked down at the phone, without any desire to call his family.

Zhuang Zhigang turned off the screen of his phone, and the screen lit up again in the next second.

A string of numbers suddenly appeared on the green interface.

Zhuang Zhi stared at it coldly for a few seconds, and connected the phone a second before he was about to hang up automatically.

"Stinky boy, do you still know how to answer the phone? I have been waiting for you for a long time?"

Zhuang Zhi frowned slightly, too lazy to speak.

"Why, after staying out for a few years, even Dad can't call?"

Zhuang Zhi's face was indifferent, and he had no intention of calling out at all.

Suddenly, a gentle female voice came from the opposite side.

"Keep your voice down, tell the child well, there are still people here..."

"Cough! Dad just wanted to ask you, how have you been during this time?" The voice over there softened a bit, but it seemed that he was not used to this kind of tone, and he was a little awkward when he spoke.

"En." Zhuang Zhi replied, not wanting to say more.

"Hiss, stinky..." There was a sudden pause, as if thinking of something, he swallowed the words again, "I'm with my in-laws, please talk carefully."

"In-laws?" Zhuang Zhi repeated.

"That's right, I've made arrangements for you. When the child reaches the age, you will go to get the certificate." The other side said with a sense of peace of mind.

"Dream." Zhuang Zhi sneered.

"Little bastard." The voice over there raised again, "You have to accept it if you accept it, or you have to accept it if you don't! Who has the final say in this family?"

The voice on the other side was too loud, Zhuang Zhi frowned and pulled the phone away a little. When he looked up, he saw all the contestants on the opposite side crowded around Lu Zhaomian excitedly. Lu Zhaomian's mobile phone was placed on the table. Chatting on the phone.

Zhuang Zhi looked at it for two seconds, guessing that the other side of the phone should have stopped before moving the phone back, intending to end the topic early.

As soon as the phone was pressed to his ear, Zhuang Zhi heard a loud noise coming from the opposite side.

The sound is somewhat familiar.

Zhuang Zhi was stunned for two seconds, then listened carefully for a while, as if realizing something, he suddenly raised his head and looked across.

The players were still chattering, and the noisy and chaotic voices seemed to overlap with the voices he heard from his mobile phone.

Lu Zhaomian seemed to be tired from standing, so she dragged a chair from the side, and pressed her chin lazily on the back of the chair.

Zhuang Zhi's eyes stayed on Lu Zhaomian for a long time, Lu Zhaomian raised his head and glanced perceptively, his eyes lit up when he met Zhuang Zhi's gaze, and he smiled generously at him.

Zhuang Zhi: "..."

Zhuang Zhi looked down at the phone again, his expression was rarely blank.

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Zhuang Zhi: I just want to ask... can I take back what I said?