[Magic Way] After a thousand years, I pouted my own native language

Hearing Nie Huaisang's voice, Wei Wuxian frowned and glanced in his direction, his reaction seemed a bit slow: "Have you already gone to the bathroom? I wanted to ask you to go to the bathroom just now, but Second Brother always said I was drunk. Do you think I'm drunk?"

hiss!

Nie Huaisang felt that his life was really shortened today, no wonder Wei Wuxian needed a character who would never get drunk for a thousand cups, this drunk is simply trying to steal other people's souls away, can't anyone stand it?

The legendary winking eye Rusi is nothing more than that, right?Why should I always remind myself that I am not a broken sleeve!Otherwise, it might be accidentally bent!

Lan Wangji turned sideways to cover Wei Wuxian's face and stared coldly at Nie Huaisang.

Nie Huaisang: ...why are you staring at me?Appreciating beauty is human instinct, and I don't like men!

Nie HuaiSang leaned back against the wall with his arms folded, "Are you seriously trying to sober him up? Are you sure you don't want to do something else?"

Lan Wangji: "Get out!"

Nie Huaisang was dumbfounded by the scolding, this man is so unreasonable!

Nie HuaiSang's petty temper is still on the rise: "Brother Wangji, I'm here to help you out of kindness. You should wake up like this if you think about sobering up!"

"There is a dog!"

Even though Lan Wangji covered Wei Wuxian's ears in time, Nie Huaisang's voice was really loud, which made Wei Wuxian shudder and woke up completely.

Wei Wuxian jumped directly onto Lan Wangji's fuselage, with his legs wrapped around his waist and looked around in horror: "Dog dog dog! Where is the dog? Lan Zhan save me!"

Blue... Zhan?

Nie Huaisang raised his eyebrows. It seems that they in the previous life have indeed had a great influence on them now. Before Nie Huaisang got more advanced, Wei Wuxian yelled angrily when he analyzed the plot.

Wei Wuxian: "Nie Huaisang, you are sick! Is it fun to scare me?"

Nie Huaisang: "Then is it fun for you to scare me?"

Wei Wuxian: ...It's fun.

That's enough, don't say anything about anyone, it's half a catty!

Nie HuaiSang: "Now turn around and look in the mirror to see what you look like. I'm trying to keep you innocent!"

Wei Wuxian was startled when he saw himself in the mirror when he turned his head. The corners of his eyes were reddish, his collar was wide open, and his shirt hem was spread out, and it seemed that he could see his abdominal muscles. Those who didn’t know this thought they did something that couldn’t be described. matter.

Wei WuXian immediately got off Lan WangJi's body and put his shirt back into his pants: "Did I not lift my pants after going to the bathroom?"

Nie Huaisang: ...are you broken?

Lan Wangji: ...

Wei Wuxian: "You're thinking too much, what can happen to Brother Lan here?"

Nie HuaiSang: ...Only he's here so you don't feel at ease, you don't have any defenses against him at all, haven't you noticed?If someone else is lying on the ground now, can they still get close to you?joke!

Nie HuaiSang: "The two of you who used drunkenness to commit crimes, can you step aside now? I'm going to wash my hands."

Wei Wuxian: "Brother Lan, don't listen to his nonsense, he's always outspoken, we went out and continued to play, I didn't expect this cocktail to be mixed, but it still has a lot of stamina."

Nie Huaisang rolled his eyes when he heard Wei Wuxian's words, and after washing his hands, he left the bathroom by himself, so he didn't want to eat dog food between these two ambiguous characters.

Although Wei Wuxian got a little drunk not long after the beginning, he left halfway without reason after agreeing to stay overnight.

After Wei Wuxian went back, he didn't drink in such a mess, but he wasn't too drunk, and he persisted for half the night.

A few people get together to play cards, and those who lose should drink and drink, go up and sing and dance, sing and dance.Anyway, one of this group of people is considered to be particularly good-looking. If they take the stage, someone will definitely be willing to give way to them.

Lan Wangji hadn't lost much that night, even if he lost, Wei Wuxian would drink for him or put on a show in his place, so let it go.Nie Mingjue didn't have such tricks anymore. After losing the cards, he could only drink honestly by himself, and he couldn't hold on until the end.

In the end, Nie Huaisang and Lan Wangji were the only ones who were still sober on the wine table. After all, Wei Wuxian drank too much at the beginning, and he didn't drink less afterward, but he didn't dare to mix it up any more. That's it, although he wasn't terribly drunk, he wasn't very sober either.

Not to mention Lan Jingyi, if he wasn't allowed to drink in the first place, and he was specially asked to go up to perform, he would be the first one to get drunk.

Seeing the scattered "corpses" in this place, Nie Huaisang whispered in Wen Ning's ear: Wei Wuxian was kidnapped!

Wen Ning sobered up immediately, the quality of the murderous body was the best, and the wine and meat passed through the intestines without leaving any traces.

The conscientious Wen Ning once again acted as a porter and threw the juniors to a nearby hotel and slept with them again.

It is easy for Lan Wangji to lead people, after all, he is very strong, although Wei Wuxian is dishonest, but where can he jump and jump when he hugs people?Nie Huaisang can't do it anymore, let alone hugging, Nie Mingjue can't even carry Nie Mingjue on his back, he wants to call Wen Ning back, he really misjudged his endurance.Nie Huaisang was already sweating profusely by the time he moved the person to the bed, while Nie Mingjue slept peacefully and showed no sign of waking up.

So it is impossible to mess up after drinking!The messy one has to be sober, it's not bad to be drunk like this and not be shot down by someone!

ah!Cao!Wrong, it probably won't collapse, Nie HuaiSang was held down by Nie MingJue unlovely, this person has an instinctive sense of vigilance for danger, when Nie MingJue fell asleep again, Nie HuaiSang kicked him away, This is definitely not revenge, absolutely not!

Nie Huaisang also drank a lot of wine tonight, and his mind was also groggy, but he still knew to take a shower before going to bed. As for Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji, it was so late and it was dawn.

Although Wangxian has fulfilled the conditions for drinking and messing around, and those who want to mess up are sober, Lan Wangji's character is still worthy of trust, and Wei Wuxian didn't say that he was too drunk to find Bei , After all, the amount of alcohol is still there, but after taking a shower, he was a little dazed, and he came out straight away when he couldn't find a bath towel, watching Lan Wangji puff up his cheeks with aggrieved expression.

Wei Wuxian looked at it pitifully: "Cold."

hiss!

Lan Wangji's heart twitched violently, and he quickly wrapped Wei Wuxian with a bath towel. He really almost died on the spot just now!

Lan Wangji led Wei Wuxian to the edge of the bed and sat down. Wei Wuxian struggled a few times, feeling even more aggrieved: "I can't get my hands out."

Lan Wangji just wrapped Wei Wuxian in a bath towel, so of course he couldn't take his hand out. If Wei Wuxian was really drunk, it wouldn't be impossible to cure him, but he didn't cry or make trouble like this, with a pitiful and aggrieved look on his face. , This is called Lan Wangji, how to do it?Sure enough, one thing is still one thing, Lan Wangji has no choice but to find a piece of his own pajamas and change it for Wei Wuxian. This hand can move freely. Wei Wuxian was honest for a while, and let Lan Wangji use it. Dry your hair with a hair dryer.

Wei Wuxian's soft hair feels very soft and comfortable to the touch. He has short hair, but it was almost blown out after a while.

Who would have thought that a person who is usually crazy would be so obedient after being drunk?Let me do what you want, this is definitely challenging Lan Wangji's bottom line.

Lan Wangji pushed Wei Wuxian onto the bed: "Go to bed first, I'll take a shower."

Wei Wuxian grabbed Lan Wangji's sleeve and carefully looked at him: "Can't you sleep with me? I can't sleep by myself."

Who can bear this?

Lan Wangji patted Wei Wuxian's head: "Then just wait for me, I'll be out soon."

Wei Wuxian withdrew his hand and nodded obediently, then sat on the bed and stared at the ceiling for 10 minutes.

Suddenly, Wei WuXian seemed to sense something and stared at the window sill with sharp eyes, his whole person's aura instantly changed from cute to super strong, and the sleeping people in the whole building couldn't help shivering in their dreams .

Lan Wangji, who had just finished washing in the bathroom, naturally sensed it too, and rushed out wearing a towel, only to see Wei Wuxian who was obediently sitting on the bed and watching him.

Wei Wuxian tilted his head at Lan Wangji: "Can we sleep now?"

Lan Wangji: "Let me change my clothes later."

Wei Wuxian nodded and stayed on the bed super obediently.

After Lan Wangji changed his clothes, he went to the window to take a look, but he didn't see anything, and then he came back, but he stopped when he got to the bed.

Wei Wuxian was a little puzzled, so he could only lie down and pat the place beside him: "You promised to accompany me."

Lan Wangji lifted the quilt and lay flat on the bed. It was obviously not the first time they shared the same bed, but Lan Wangji still felt his heart beating like a drum.

Wei Wuxian looked at Lan Wangji and closed his eyes, ignoring him a little unhappy, reaching out to grab his arm.

Lan Wangji: "What's wrong?"

Wei Wuxian: "I want to sleep with you in my arms."

Wei Wuxian fully interprets what it means to push an inch, but can Lan Wangji still say no?

Of course not!Unless he's out of his mind!

In the end, Wei Wuxian got his wish and hugged the human body heater, and went to meet Zhou Gong as soon as he closed his eyes. This was a pain for Lan Wangji. It was already two o'clock in the morning, long past his usual sleep time, But now he doesn't feel sleepy at all, how can he fall asleep when his crush is pregnant?

The corpse baby who was so frightened that he fell directly to the first floor: How could I believe Zongzhu Nie's deceitful mouth?Where is the boss now?How fierce!Super fierce!I am so surprised!

Bone Blossom: Sect Master Nie's mouth is a deceitful ghost, how dare you believe him?Zai Zai, has your brain been eaten by zombies?

Corpse Baby: I'd better go back and play Plants vs. Zombies. I can bully plants these days, alas!

right?Plants vs. Zombies is not bullying zombies?Sure enough, Yiling Patriarch's audience was full of strange things.

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The author has something to say:

Wei Wuxian: There is only one Lan Wangji difference between super obedient and super fierce

Nie Huaisang: I didn't expect you to look like Wei Wuxian after being drunk!

Corpse baby: Hey, the boss is so scary, I will never steal from the boss again!

Bone Blossom: Can you steal anything?deserve it!