[Magic Way] After a thousand years, I pouted my own native language

When Nie MingJue returned home, he found that Nie HuaiSang had fallen asleep on the sofa. He stretched out his hand to touch Nie HuaiSang's forehead, and it was indeed hotter than usual.

Nie HuaiSang woke up in a daze, "Brother?"

Nie MingJue: "Well, I haven't lost my mind yet, your Yiling Patriarch doesn't work anymore."

Nie HuaiSang: "Liar, I will worship Chi Feng Zun from now on!"

Nie MingJue: "Come on, get up quickly and take the antipyretics, and then I'll cook you something."

Nie Huaisang took Nie Mingjue's hand and put the fever-reducing medicine into his mouth, took a sip of water and swallowed, "Don't take it, the food you made doesn't taste good."

Nie MingJue: "Still picking? You're taking medicine now, you can only drink plain porridge."

Nie Huaisang: ...not happy!

After Nie MingJue finished cooking the porridge and came back, Nie HuaiSang lay down on the sofa again, drowsy.

Nie MingJue helped Nie HuaiSang up: "Drink some porridge, just take a few sips before you sleep."

Nie Huaisang was fed a few mouthfuls of porridge in a daze, and then carried back to the bedroom.

Nie MingJue covered him tightly with the quilt: "Call me if you need anything."

Nie Huaisang nodded obediently.

At five or six o'clock in the morning, Nie Mingjue came to Nie Huaisang's room again, and touched his forehead.The temperature has dropped: "The ancestor of Yiling is still easy to use."

Nie HuaiSang slept until eight o'clock, feeling more refreshed, and went to the kitchen to look for Nie MingJue.

Nie HuaiSang: "Brother, I'm fine, I will worship Chi Feng Zun from now on!"

Nie MingJue brought out the breakfast and put it on the dining table: "Okay, then you can continue to worship Yiling Patriarch."

Nie Huaisang sat at the dining table, took a sip of milk and asked, "Why?"

Nie Mingjue: "You were still young at that time, and you almost forgot about it. Every time you were sick or in danger, you would worship Yiling Patriarch, and every time you were able to save yourself from danger, even if you were sick, you would be fine the next day. .Maybe it’s because I grew up, my physical fitness improved and I didn’t get sick much, so I gradually forgot about it.”

Nie Huaisang looked surprised: "Really? Then I beg him to protect my comic book from you, why didn't I succeed once."

Nie Mingjue: "When you were young, you told me that it would take time for your wish to be conveyed to Yiling Patriarch, and it would also take time for it to be transmitted back, so there is a time gap."

Nie HuaiSang was a bit curious: "Did I really say that? Big brother, I had a bad memory when I was young, so don't lie to me."

Nie Mingjue: "What did I lie to you for? Why do you think so many people worship Yiling Patriarch? If it's useless, why are they still doing daily offerings?"

Nie Huaisang: "That's right, brother, why do you think this is? It doesn't make sense at all, because brother Wei is by our side, how can he protect us?"

Nie MingJue: "How would I know? Hurry up and eat, I've booked a plane ticket home at noon to celebrate the New Year."

Nie Huaisang: "Alright!"

Suzhou——

Lan Wangji and the others had already returned home several days in advance. After all, they were a big family with complicated etiquette, and they had many things to prepare in advance.

Seeing Lan Wangji put down his phone, Lan Xichen asked with a smile, "Was Wangji talking on the phone with Wuxian just now?"

Lan Wangji: "Yes."

Lan Xichen: "It's very rare. After all, I've never seen someone who can call you for so long. Usually, when others call you, they will be silent. Even my father and uncle call you. , you are basically um, yes, no, just jumping out with a few words to fool us."

Lan Wangji: "No."

Lan Xichen: "Look, it's not my brother who's talking about you, Wang Ji. You never speak more than four words to anyone. Sometimes it's really difficult for people to answer."

Lan Wangji glanced at Lan Xichen and said two words: "No need."

Lan Xichen laughed angrily: "Heh, you, I think only Wuxian can cure you."

Seeing Lan Wangji's uncooperative appearance, Lan Xichen rarely thought of teasing him: "You said you were so difficult to deal with, how did Hanguang-Jun manage to deal with Yiling Patriarch?"

Lan Wangji: "Brother!"

Lan Xichen smiled, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore, my uncle was looking for me just now, so I'll go there first."

Lan Wangji: "Brother, walk slowly."

After Lan Xichen left, Lan Wangji held his phone in a daze. The screensaver on the phone was a photo of him and Wei Wuxian. Wei Wuxian smiled brightly, but he was expressionless.

Lan Wangji walked up to the mirror, looked at himself in the mirror, did he really talk too little?

Lan Wangji stared at himself in the mirror for a long while, and instead of suppressing a smile, he frowned. Just now Wei Wuxian said on the phone that after the New Year, he would bring his parents to the capital to introduce them.

Don't look at him calm on the surface, but in his heart he is still very uneasy. If he is open and frank, he wouldn't be afraid of anything?The key problem is that he has his own little mind.

Otherwise, take some time to find your mother these days.

When Wei Wuxian returned to the mountain, he went to see Baoshan Sanren as soon as possible, but this time he didn't ask anything about the Xuanzheng period, because he knew that even if he asked, there would be no answer.

After paying respects to Baoshan Sanren, Wei Wuxian ran to harass his master uncle. Wei Wuxian's master uncle was named Yanling, who had achieved great cultivation and was praised by everyone at the time.But later, for some unknown reason, Taoist Yanling's temperament changed drastically, and he became a violent devil, who ended up being hacked to death by random knives.

Taoist Yanling was also picked up by Baoshan Sanren after his reincarnation. Unlike Zangse, he seemed to remember the memory of his previous life.

Taoist Yanling has always given Wei Wuxian the impression that he is a very gentle uncle, gentle enough to tolerate everything.Wei Wuxian didn't know why such a person would change his temperament and become a devil in the end.

Taoist Yanling was watering the flowers with a water bottle, Wei Wuxian jumped onto his back and hugged him tightly: "Uncle Master! Xianxian misses you so much!"

Yan Ling caught Wei Wuxian firmly without moving, "You, you are still acting like a baby when you are too old."

Wei Wuxian tilted his head: "When Xianxian grows older, isn't he still a baby in your eyes?"

Yanling: "Well, you are right, but I can't beat you."

Wei Wuxian jumped off Yanling's back: "Master, why haven't you gone down the mountain for so many years? Look at my mother, she doesn't come home when she goes out."

Yan Ling smiled: "Zangse is lively and playful, you and your mother are really carved out of the same mold. I don't go out because I don't like this world."

Wei Wuxian: "Why don't you like it? This mountain is really fun. It's different from before. Now that you have the Internet and games, you will definitely like it."

Yan Ling patted Wei Wuxian's head: "Axian, for me this world is dirty, it makes me unable to breathe."

Wei Wuxian: "Master, why do you imprison yourself in the past? It's been so long, thousands of years."

Yan Ling: "Silly boy, not everyone can be as open-minded as you, at least I can't."

Wei Wuxian: "Master..."

Yan Ling: "Okay, your parents should be back soon at this time, either you pack up and pick them up. Or you can stay here and accompany me to water the flowers."

Wei Wuxian picked up the water bottle: "I'll water the flowers with you, and my parents have a little uncle to pick them up. Uncle, your flowers are so beautiful, let's take a selfie together."

Wei Wuxian put his arms around Yanling's neck and turned on the selfie mode of the phone. Yanling looked at the screen helplessly, but still put on a cooperative smile.

Yanling: "Satisfied?"

Wei Wuxian nodded, "Yes."

Yanling: "Okay, you should hurry back and tidy up, let you water a flower and water the soil all over your body."

Wei Wuxian: "Hey, I'll go back then, Master Uncle!"

After Wei Wuxian went back, he posted this selfie of him and Yanling to the group to show off.

Wei Wuxian: Look at my uncle, handsome or not!Tell me whether you are handsome or not!

Nie Huaisang: Wow!Is your master an apprentice who is accepted based on his appearance?One looks better than the other!

Xiao Xingchen: Brother! [Star Eyes] Ah Xian, are you harassing your brother again?

Wei Wuxian: What are you talking about?When did I harass the uncle?I'm not harassment, I'm obviously going to help the uncle water the flowers.

Wen Ning: Looks good!

Wen Yuan: Super handsome!

Lan Jingyi: Super handsome!envy, jealousy, hate

Ouyang Zizhen: Wow, I'm envious of your looks on this mountain!

Xiao Xingchen: Who said it wasn't harassment?When you were young, you would go into your brother’s bed every winter, and even wet the bed on your brother’s bed.

Wei Wuxian: Shut up!You are no longer my dear little uncle. [indifferent]

Nie Huaisang: Puhaha, what did I see!Brother Wei, you wet the bed! [thumps the table and laughs]

Nie Mingjue: What are you talking about, it's like you never peed on my bed.

Nie Huaisang: ...

Wei Wuxian: Haha!Nie Huaisang, you are still laughing at me, are you stupid!

Nie Huaisang: It's like who never wets the bed!Who hasn't grown up wearing diapers?

Wei Wuxian: Makes sense!

Wen Ruohan: Can you not discuss this issue in the group?

Wei Wuxian: Old Wen, old Wen, do you think my master is handsome or not!

Wen Ruohan: Generally speaking, I'm not as good-looking as I am.

Wei Wuxian: ...Pull it down!

Wei Wuxian: Go prepare the New Year's Eve dinner, bye!

Wei Wuxian put down his phone, planning to go to the kitchen to chop meat stuffing with his dad.Except for him, no one in this mountain eats spicy food. Every time when making dumplings, Yanling will make him a few stuffed with chili peppers, and then spend them just right, so that it is easy to distinguish when scooping up dumplings.

The person who loves Wei Wuxian the most on this mountain is Yan Ling, who can be regarded as responsive to every request except going down the mountain, so Wei Wuxian has been clinging to him since he was a child.

Not only does Yanling dote on Wei Wuxian, but also Zangse, and Xiao Xingchen is also his favorite. When Wei Changze pursued Zangse, he also ate several vats of jealousy from Yanling!

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The author has something to say:

Nie Huaisang: This is very embarrassing, who doesn't have a black history!Brother, you are my dear brother!

Wei Wuxian: Who is not a big boss here, what are you talking about bedwetting!Uncle, you are so immoral!

Yanling: Thinking back to Stardust...

Xiao Xingchen: Brother! There is no need for that!