[Magic Way] After a thousand years, I pouted my own native language

Xiao Xingchen is a perfect uncle. He is obviously not as old as Wei Wuxian. When the Zangse couple ran wild all over the world, he diligently took care of the little nephew. Wei Wuxian can be said to be almost the same as him and Yan Ling. Bring big ones.

There is no water heater on the mountain, so Wei Wuxian usually takes a cold bath in the river. Xiao Xingchen finds a wooden bucket and fills it with freshly boiled hot water. bucket.

Wei Wuxian: "Little uncle, let's wash together?"

Xiao Xingchen's face instantly flushed red: "No."

Wei Wuxian didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "If you don't wash it, what kind of petals are you throwing in it?"

Xiao Xingchen: "It's pretty."

Wei Wuxian rolled his eyes while scooping up the petals: "You are still a child at heart, I will make you some bath soap some other day, it will be fun, suitable for a young girl like you."

Xiao Xingchen is too thin-skinned to be teased: "Ah Xian!"

Wei WuXian managed to fish out all the petals, and was sweating all over from the heat of the hot water: "I took it off, little uncle, are you really not coming?"

Xiao Xingchen watched Wei Wuxian take off his belt and immediately turned around and ran away: "You! I'm leaving!"

Wei Wuxian slumped beside the tub with a smile: "Little uncle is still so interesting!"

Soaking in the bathtub is super boring, Wei Wuxian took out his mobile phone and sent out a fruit chat invitation in the group!

Nie Huaisang: Brother, you are a god!Wrong group!

After Nie Huaisang said this, Wei Wuxian realized that the group he had clicked on was not the Kaihei Squad, but the group of the Archaeological Squad he had just joined.

Wei Wuxian: What a big deal, as long as you don’t post it to the class group, I’m in a ravine, I don’t have a water heater, I take a bath in a wooden barrel, it’s super boring!

Wen Yuan: It's Guochao. I was so scared that I didn't dare to say anything. I'll go take a bath and join the Guochao channel.

Warmth: ...

Wen Yuan: Gu, aunt!I'm going to study bye!

Wei Wuxian:? ? ?Ah Yuan?

Nie Huaisang: What kind of crematorium is this?Laugh and cry

Ouyang Zizhen: I also took a bath, the hot bath is so comfortable!

Nie Huaisang: Let's go to the hot spring together some other day!

Wei Wuxian: My minister seconded the proposal!

Lan Jingyi: My minister seconded the proposal!

Wen Yuan: The minister reconsidered!

Wen Ning: The minister seconded the proposal!

Ouyang Zizhen: My minister seconded the proposal!

Nie Huaisang: Stop it, please always remember that this is a big group, speak normally, Wei Wuxian is talking about you!

Wei Wuxian: I didn't even make a video call, I'm already restrained, okay?

Wen Ning: take a bath

Lan Jingyi: I'm still outside!

Wei Wuxian: Open/room!

Nie Huaisang: Lovers' Suite with View Room

Lan Jingyi: Farewell!

Ouyang Zizhen: Little face is yellow

Ouyang Zizhen withdraws a message

Wei Wuxian: I want to buy a book for my little uncle, the name is Self-Cultivation of the God Stick.

Lan Jingyi: Your little uncle will beat you to death.

Wei Wuxian: I'm going to the capital tomorrow, do you have an appointment with Panjiayuan?I'll take you to see the places where I grew up.

Nie Huaisang: Of course, I must go. I have been curious about it for a long time. I want to go there to buy some antiques. You need to introduce it to me.

Lan Jingyi: Wait for me, I'm doing business outside now, and I'll be in the capital in a few days.

Wen Ning: We are also in a few days, and my sister will take us there.

Ouyang Zizhen: The storm is crying, I have to wait for a long time, I can only arrive a week before school starts.

Wei Wuxian: Stop talking, I'm going out of the bath, bye

After Wei Wuxian took a shower, he lit up the aromatherapy in his room. The aromatherapy that Xiao Xingchen chose was the kind of light and delicate fragrance that was not particularly strong.

After lighting up the aromatherapy, Wei Wuxian left the room and wandered around.

Over the past ten years, the mountain has been transformed beyond recognition by Wei Wuxian.There is no way that he has a strong hands-on ability since he was a child, either bombing or bombing. After the bombing, he communicated with Nie Huaisang, a feng shui master, and rebuilt a lot of ponds, rockery and so on.

Nie Huaisang is also a strange person, he dared to change Feng Shui at will just by video call, it has to be said that he is still daring if he is skilled.

This mountain is one of the rare places in the world that is full of aura.Of course, Wei Wuxian wasn't as good as he was in the beginning, he had messed up earlier, and he got what he is now after countless failures.

Wei Wuxian's health was really not very good when he was a child. He had a small illness in three days and a major disaster in five days.So to this day, it is still too late to form a pill.The same is true for Xiao Xingchen, because he was severely injured, he was not able to form the alchemy smoothly.

But even so, for the current world where spiritual power is scarce, they are still monster-level people.

Regarding the matter of forming the alchemy, Wei Wuxian is actually not very sad. It is strange to say that the only one who still has the golden alchemy is his ancestor Baoshan Sanren.Most of the apprentices of Baoshan Sanren are gone, except for his mother, junior martial uncle Xiao Xingchen, and the senior uncle, there is only the second senior uncle who has passed away.

This second uncle used to have a golden core, the kind that could break through the Nascent Soul stage with just one kick.But I don't know what happened, the cultivation base of all the monks was regressing overnight, and the golden pills that gradually formed were also scattered in the alchemy mansion.

The golden elixir not only supports a monk's cultivation, but also supports a monk's life. Once the golden elixir is scattered, it means that they will soon die.Even if he was stronger than the second martial uncle, he passed away a few years ago.

What happened in that period of history that no one knows?Why overnight, the spiritual power will start to drain, and the cultivation base will start to regress.

Wei Wuxian had also studied that period of history, but he still found nothing. Maybe this time he accidentally fell into the tombs of the Gusu Lan family is a signal to unlock the secret.

This time Wei Wuxian came back to discuss with Baoshan Sanren, but it seems that his ancestor didn't want to talk to him about the Xuanzheng period.

Now he has to take many detours again, but Wei Wuxian doesn't care much about these detours, he has taken many detours, and he won't be depressed because of it.He seems to be able to lead far away with his talent without doing anything, but in fact, he has experienced countless failures and setbacks before he can grow to the strength he is today.

After arriving at the back mountain, Wei Wuxian took out the statement and put it in a formation he had set up.That's right, it is Chen Qing, the weapon of Yiling Patriarch.It is said that it appeared suddenly at his Catch Zhou Banquet, but Wei Wuxian said 1 people didn't believe it, but no one told him why, so he simply didn't ask.

The petition is not perfect, it is damaged.So Wei Wuxian has been working hard to restore it all these years.Ever since he was entangled by that touchable forehead a few days ago, he seems to have repaired himself.

Wei Wuxian wasn't sure how he felt, so he came to this repair circle today to make sure.

Wei Wuxian put Chen Qing into the magic circle, and Chen Qing's repairing ability really increased.Could it be that the ancestor of Yiling was really buried in that coffin?Are Patriarch Yiling and Lord Hanguang a couple?

Wei Wuxian shook his head.Throwing this unreliable conjecture out of my mind, my brain really hurt me. This is not writing a novel. How can there be such a bloody plot.Neither the model of the righteous way nor the novel of the ancestor of the ghost way dare to write like this!No, Nie Huaisang seems to be planning to write it, but it really is cruel.

After confirming the matter of Chen Qing, Wei Wuxian went back to the room and prepared to lie down and sleep. He was indeed a little tired these days, and after lighting the aromatherapy to help sleep, he fell asleep after a while.

After Wei Wuxian fell into a dream, a little black rabbit emerged from his backpack. That little rabbit was the one on the coffin.

The little rabbit landed on the ground without making a sound, and jumped onto Wei Wuxian's bed with a kick of its hind legs, and then slowly rubbed against his pillow.

On the other side, a little white rabbit also quietly appeared beside Lan Wangji's pillow.

In addition to living for a long time, these two rabbits also have a special ability, that is, if two people who trust each other fall asleep at the same time, as long as they stay beside the two people, their dreams will be connected. , and can even go back in time and space.

Wei Wuxian didn't sleep well in his dream, he felt as if he was being hugged by someone, or a princess!

Wei Wuxian opened his eyes suspiciously, for some reason he seemed unable to raise any sense of vigilance, and rubbed against the man's body, all he could see was the cirrus pattern on the man's clothes.

"Hanguang-jun, is it not good to rob civilian men in the middle of the night?"

Wei Wuxian was surprised that it was his own voice, but he didn't speak!Could it be that... the soul has been pierced?Bah, bah, bah, I'm just thinking about it every day.

"Why don't you go back to the quiet room."

The voice of the person holding him was quite helpless.

"Eh, I..."

"Your poison hasn't been cleared yet, can you see it with your eyes?"

"Fortunately, although I can't see the facial features of the second brother clearly, it's coming soon, so just let me take my time."

It seemed that he had arrived at the place, and that Hanguang Lord put Wei Wuxian on the bed. For some reason, Wei Wuxian felt a little nervous, probably because of the emotion of the person he possessed.

"That Lan Zhan, don't give up today, my waist still hurts."

Wei Ying acted like a baby to Lan Zhan in an attempt to make him let him go.

"Wei Ying, the doctor said that detoxification will be faster this way."

"But I'm going to... um!"

Wei Wuxian was surprised that he had been a virgin for 18 years, and he hadn't confessed his first kiss yet, so he experienced a tongue kiss in his dream.

Wei Wuxian suddenly woke up, the Yiling Patriarch and Hanguang-Jun were really a couple!No, it's not necessarily because of being brainwashed by Nie Huaisang. I think about it every day and dream about it at night. Forget it, forget it!

But no matter how much Wei Wuxian shook his head, those light-colored eyes when he finally regained his eyesight were still firmly imprinted in his mind.

On the other side, Lan Wangji also woke up from the dream. Unlike Wei Wuxian, he was not blind, he just watched himself fuck Wei Wuxian!

Lan Wangji's heartbeat was so fast that he couldn't even think about the details of the dream. As long as he thought about it, Wei Wuxian's body would appear in front of his eyes.

Black Rabbit: Oh, oh...

White Rabbit: Finish the ball!

Black Rabbit: I got the wrong channel, I’m not very proficient at the first time

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The author has something to say:

Patriarch Yiling: I think I should give my future self a big surprise

Hanguang-jun: As long as you are happy

Wei Wuxian: Woc, you frightened me to death, do you only like surprises?

Lan Wangji: Plop, plop, heartbeat speeding up