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"I've become a regular..." Zhao Kaile repeated it in his mouth, as if in a dream, the tip of the pen touched the paper, and he didn't write it down for a long time.

Zhanhang said: "Sign it! Are you sleepwalking?!"

Zhao Kaile woke up like a dream, signed the contract tremblingly, and returned the contract to Betty.

"Let's do it for three years first." Betty said, "If you have any questions in the future, you can directly discuss with Zhanhang."

Only then did Zhao Kaile realize that he hadn't had time to read the terms and conditions of the contract carefully. He didn't even know how many years it was signed, but it didn't matter if he signed it for ten years. Anyway, he still owes Zhanhang more than 100 million yuan... ..

"Ok!"

Betty smiled and asked, "How is it? Do you feel tired this month?"

Zhao Kaile said: "Also..."

Zhanhang next to him gave him a sideways glance: "Tired of you from serving me?"

Zhao Kaile quickly changed his words: "I'm not tired or tired. I sleep very full and refreshed every day. Brother Hang will give me his own food so that I won't be hungry at all. I am very touched! Brother Hang is like me The light on the road of life guides the direction of my way forward!"

Zhanhang: "..."

Betty couldn't help laughing: "If you want to change careers in the future, you can consider becoming a talk show artist."

Zhan Hang seemed to have heard some Arabian Nights: "Him? He probably won't even be able to complete his speech when he's on stage."

Seeing that he was about to use a bunch of words to degrade himself into the dust again, Zhao Kaile quickly changed the subject: "Sister Li, that, have you found out who did it?"

"I've seen the surveillance, and caught one." Betty looked at the road ahead and said slowly, "I refused to admit that I was ordered by someone, and insisted that I was Zhanhang's gangster, and now I'm going in to drink tea, and I'll be locked up for a few days at most. "

Zhan Hang said coldly: "There's nothing to check, it must be Li Siyi, she didn't run away."

Betty supported her chin with one hand, with a slightly puzzled expression on her face: "But the one who entrusts her doesn't seem to have much backstage, so how dare she do this to you."

"Help me get her out of the set." Zhan Hang said tiredly, "I don't want to see her anymore."

Bai Li laughed and said, "Master Zhan, I still have a lot of things on my hands. Come and tell me, how did you provoke her?"

Zhan Hang turned his head to look out the window, and cursed in a deep voice.

Zhao Kaile was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered that Zhanhang and Li Siyi had a feud because of the slap he received - he didn't know that Zhanhang had threatened Li Siyi alone that day, so he only thought that he was the trigger of everything Suo felt guilty immediately.

"Uh..." He coughed, rubbed his hands together a few times, and said nervously, "I'm sorry, Sister Li, I have to blame for this matter."

Zhanhang turned to look at him again.

Zhao Kaile said: "Brother Hang was sleeping that day, and Li Siyi quarreled with him, so I went over to stop him, but I didn't stop him well, so I slapped her, and then..."

"Zhao Kaile, that's her problem, okay?" Zhan Hang scolded, "What are you doing here? Will she thank you?"

Zhao Kaile: "..."

Zhanhang: "I think there is something wrong with you."

Bai Li: "Okay, okay, if Kai Le thinks this way, it means that he really cares about you. Why are you so angry?"

Zhao Kaile's face was touched, but his heart was indifferent. He had long been numb to Zhanhang's criticism and education every day, and this little firepower was nothing.

Several people arrived at the newly booked hotel, Zhao Kaile got out of the car and opened the door for Zhan Hang, and carried the luggage. Zhan Hang wore sunglasses and put his hands in his trouser pockets, and entered the hotel door with a rebellious expression.

In the room, several people brought by Bai Li asked whether there were pinhole cameras hidden in every corner, and then only Zhanhang and Zhao Kaile were left in the room to continue talking.

Sitting on a chair like Uncle Zhanhang, he directed Zhao Kaile to wash the cup and pour water for him, put the clothes on the quilt, spread the skin care products, spread them out one by one, and finally opened the curtains, because he wanted to see the night view.

"According to this, it should be Li Siyi's fault." Betty asked, "Why did you pour dirty water on you?"

Zhan Hang said: "I asked her to stop showing off in front of me, and she became anxious. Can you blame me?"

Betty: "What did you say?"

Zhanhang drank his saliva, thought for a while, and managed to recreate the conversation of the day.

Zhao Kaile was drinking water next to him, and almost spit out after listening.

"..." Betty said, "Why are you irritating her? I would rather offend a gentleman than a villain."

Zhanhang frowned and said, "I want to talk to her, do you think she can understand?? It's useless to talk to this kind of person, you have to be explicit and clear, otherwise she will think Are you talking to her, is it fun??"

Betty sighed: "Your temper is really..."

She looked at Zhanhang sadly for a long time, but she couldn't really scold him, so she said to Zhao Kaile: "Kaile, you should pay more attention in the future, you must stop him if this happens."

Zhao Kaile nodded his head: "Okay, good sister Li."

It was already very late, Betty looked around the hotel, gave the two of them a few words of worry, and left with a sad expression on her bag.

The two of them looked at each other in the room.

Zhao Kaile said hesitantly, "I..."

Zhanhang said: "What are you, do you want me to run for you at this late hour?"

Zhao Kaile: "Then I..."

"You sleep on the floor." Zhanhang said coldly.

Zhao Kaile: "..."

But of course Zhanhang couldn't really let him sleep on the floor, he only occupied half of the bed, wearing blindfolds to pretend to be deaf and dumb.

When Zhao Kaile came out of the shower, there was no movement from Zhanhang, so he had to give up the idea of ​​coding, and rubbed his hair to check his phone.After looking through the readers' comments, he opened Weibo and glanced at it, and then he was shocked-there were dozens of unread messages.

He opened it suspiciously, and found that the people who replied all caught him under Zhan Hang's rumor-making blog post.

[Catch a Wang! 】

[I'm going, Da Da, are you a fan of Zhanhang? ?No, no, no! 】

【I am not wrong, right? ?Is it a high imitation? 】

[Is it a girl? 】

[Hey, why can't boys like Zhanhang? Where did the guy above put his male fans! 】

[My favorite star became a big fan of my favorite star, which I didn't expect. 】

【Is your account hacked? 】

[Wang Da, if you are kidnapped, you will blink. 】

Zhao Kaile: ......

He usually doesn't post much on Weibo, but he didn't expect that he would get so many readers by accidentally replying.He originally planned to ignore it, but when he slid down, he saw a familiar ID, Snake.

Snake: They are all ordinary people, isn't it normal to have a favorite celebrity?He is a fan of Zhanhang, what happened to you?Such a big reaction?

A person was unconvinced and angry at him: I think your reaction is quite big, what's the matter, you are also a Zhanhang fan?No wonder it is so protective.

Snake: Stupid.

That person: @! ￥@#%#&￥*

Afterwards, Snake didn't return, and the person who hated him unilaterally declared that he had won, and ended the battle arrogantly.

Zhao Kaile is almost cracked, this Snake must be Zhanhang's Weibo trumpet, right? ?What is he doing? What is he doing here?Play a trumpet to pretend to be your own fan and fight your own gangsters?

And Zhanhang himself was lying behind him, and let out a dissatisfied "Huh?"

Zhao Kaile quickly put away the phone.

Zhanhang took off the blindfold and looked at him: "Why are you still standing there? Turn off the lights and go to sleep!"

Zhao Kai let out a groan, went to turn off the lights, and then Xiaoxiao occupied one side of the bed, and the distance between the two was hundreds of thousands of miles.

Zhanhang was speechless for a while, turned over and ignored him.

Zhao Kaile opened his eyes, clasped his hands in confusion, and didn't fall asleep for a long time.A few minutes later, Zhanhang sat up and turned on the light, and went in to use the toilet.Zhao Kaile put the quilt over his head, pretending to be asleep.

But he didn't expect that he would really fall asleep while pretending.

In the middle of the night, Zhanhang, who was not sleeping well, suddenly felt something pressing on him. He opened his eyes and saw that it was Zhao Kaile's calf.

Zhanhang: "......"

He reluctantly kicked Zhao Kaile's feet away in a good temper, but after a few minutes, the other party refused to let go, and the whole person rolled over, with his arms resting on his back, breathing very evenly, as if he was in a deep sleep.

Zhanhang scolded him softly: "Why are you so ugly when you sleep!"

Zhao Kaile didn't feel anything, didn't know what he was dreaming about, so he frowned.

Zhanhang had no choice but to move away a little bit more, aggrieved himself to make room for the little assistant, but this didn't work at all, Zhao Kaile seemed to instinctively feel the heat source and wanted to keep getting closer.

At three o'clock in the morning, almost half of Zhao Kaile was hanging on him, and Zhan Hang lay down speechlessly, not ready to resist.

"Zhao Kaiming..."

Zhanhang was taken aback for a moment, and it took a while to realize that he was talking in his sleep, so he listened boredly.

Zhao Kaile said, "Your feet really stink."

Zhanhang: "..."

At four o'clock in the morning, Zhanhang finally fell asleep, Zhao Kaile said again: "Go home..." and then choked up.

Zhanhang was going crazy, he patted him on the back unconsciously, a little bit to lull him to sleep, Zhao Kaile hummed to someone, and finally calmed down.With a tired face, Zhanhang closed his eyes and fell asleep.

After seven o'clock, Zhao Kaile woke up.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he realized that something was wrong—how could I sleep on the same bed as a male celebrity! ? ? !Still half in his arms? !

The brain turned on and off repeatedly, Zhao Kaile woke up, and rolled carefully to the other side of the bed.

However, as soon as he made any movement, Zhanhang also woke up. He watched Zhao Kaile's performance expressionlessly, and when the other party made two complete turns, he happened to make a precise eye contact.

Zhao Kaile: "..."

Zhan Hang said, "Would you like to hear what you did last night?"

Zhao Kaile slapped and rolled to the ground, then stood up in horror: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."