Male Ming sing and his shit shoveling officer

The next morning, when the weather was fine, Zhao Kaile held a piece of clothing in each of his left and right hands, and cast a questioning look at Zhanhang.

Lying on the bed and still dazed, Zhanhang casually pointed at one, then reacted and opened his eyes wide to look at the time, and said angrily, "It's only 07:30, what door are you knocking on?!?!"

Zhao Kaile's expression was innocent: "Don't we usually get up at 07:30 and go to the set at [-] o'clock?"

Zhan Hang said: "But today is a holiday!"

Zhao Kaile had no choice but to hang up his clothes and leave in frustration.

Zhanhang said helplessly, "Come back."

"Oh." Zhao Kaile came back with ecstasy and an innocent expression. Zhanhang took him aside, went to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth, then threw the two flamboyant and eye-catching clothes in Zhao Kaile's hands aside, and casually picked out a set Come out with casual clothes.

"I'm still dressed in fancy clothes when I go out to play, for fear that others won't recognize me?" Zhan Hang straightened his clothes in front of the mirror, cursing: "I'm not so confused yet, okay?"

Zhao Kaile: "Yes, yes, yes, I didn't expect it, blame me, blame me."

Zhan Hang casually carried a bag, put on semi-permanent sunglasses, posed in front of the mirror, and raised his eyebrows slightly.

Zhao Kaile gave a thumbs up knowingly: "Handsome!"

Zhanhang tilted his head: "Let's go."

In the parking lot, Xiao Li had been waiting for a long time. He got up earlier than the two of them. He was sitting in the car eating buns. When he saw them coming, he hurriedly greeted them.

Zhao Kaile closed the car door and looked at Zhan Hang with joy: "Brother Hang, where are we going?"

"My plan is after ten o'clock, and the door to that place is not open yet." Zhan Hang propped his chin and said, "You can think of a place yourself."

"..." Zhao Kaile turned on his phone and searched for nearby attractions.

Zhanhang: "Are you really searching? Go eat breakfast first! Do you want to starve your boss to death?"

Zhao Kaile begged for mercy, and sweated profusely to search for nearby delicacies.

However, this is not the most difficult part. First of all, you have to select a delicious breakfast that can be fed to picky male stars from various roadside stalls that come out early in the morning, and then spend hundreds of millions of points The time was spent driving there on the morning rush hour and [-] million points were spent queuing up, and finally got the respect and gave it to the starving male star to be scolded. By the time he finished eating, it was almost nine o'clock.

Zhao Kaile lost all interest in being squeezed by the crowd, and just slumped on the back seat, not wanting to go anywhere.

Zhanhang took a sip of porridge gracefully, and said sarcastically, "What's the use of getting up early? It's not a waste of time on the road."

Zhao Kai wants to cry but has no tears.

Xiao Li weakly suggested: "Why don't you go to the nearest park? There shouldn't be many people at this spot."

Zhanhang was noncommittal, Zhao Kaile leaned on the back of the chair and asked him: "Is there anything particularly famous there?"

Xiao Li said: "There is a carved stone carp with water spraying from its mouth. Some time ago, it became popular because of a short video, and now it is considered an Internet celebrity attraction."

Zhao Kaile asked suspiciously: "Can this be popular too? Is there anything special about this carp?"

"Yes." Xiao Li replied, "It's very ugly."

Zhao Kaile: "......"

The park is indeed not too far away as Xiao Li said. When I went in, I saw a few old men and old ladies who had just finished playing with swords and fans, packing up their things and preparing to go home. The closer to the carp stone sculpture, the more people there were.

Zhao Kaile frightenedly followed Zhan Hang along the way, and if someone stayed on Zhan Hang for a while, he would stare back seriously, and the other party had to roll his eyes and leave.

Zhanhang was speechless, so he could only lower his head and say, "Can you be normal?"

Zhao Kaile said nervously: "Brother Hang, I'm a little scared."

Zhan Hang: "I'm not afraid of what you are afraid of, who would rush over to take off my sunglasses? Huh?"

Xiao Li held back a smile and said, "It's okay, most people wouldn't expect to meet celebrities in this kind of place."

Zhao Kaile reluctantly persuaded himself, calmed down a little, and the three of them slowly followed the sparse crowd to the carp stone sculpture. Sure enough, many people were holding up selfie sticks to take pictures.During the period, Zhao Kaile had been thinking how ugly a carp statue could be, but now that he saw the real face, he couldn't help being silent.

What Xiao Li said was true. Those who knew it said it was a carp statue, but those who didn't know thought it was a toad with a tail.

"Are the fish's eyes so bulging..." Zhao Kaile thought for a while, but this carp stone sculpture seemed to have some magical power that attracted him, so he couldn't help taking out his phone and taking a photo of it .

It was time for the fountain, and the mouth of the fish began to open and close, splashing water, making it even more ridiculous.

Zhao Kaile laughed: "Help, it looks so stupid."

"It's interesting, my girlfriend saw it in the video and always wanted to come." Xiao Li smiled and asked shyly, "Can you take a photo with it for me?"

Zhao Kaile said, "Okay."

Zhanhang was not interested at all. He went out for an outing with the primary school students, and checked Weibo with one hand in his pocket and the other with his mobile phone.

Zhao Kaile turned around and asked, "Brother Hang, would you like one?"

"Play on your own." Zhanhang was very disgusted and refused decisively.

Zhao Kaile stretched out his arms again, and took Xiao Li's shoulders to take a group photo with the carp as the background. The two said eggplant to the camera in unison.

Zhanhang: "..."

What year is it? ?

The atmosphere was quite harmonious. Not far away, a three or four-year-old girl ran wildly in the crowd holding a lollipop. Her parents chased after her anxiously. The little girl was laughing and thinking that her parents were playing with her. Be careful, your head bumped into Zhanhang's knee.

Zhanhang was unprepared, almost kneeling on the ground when he was hit, his hair exploded in an instant, he turned his head and stared fiercely, but he didn't stare at anyone at all.

Under the interaction of force, the little girl sat back on the ground. She looked up at Zhanhang who was much taller than her and was wearing sunglasses. She felt that she had bumped into something terrible, and she burst into tears in fright.

Zhan Hang lowered his head and finally found the instigator, and also saw the lollipop sticking to his pants, so his mood became even worse.

After witnessing the whole process, Zhao Kaile hurried over to pick up the little girl, Xiao Li handed him a tissue, Zhao Kaile took the lollipop that Zhan Hang had stained his pants, looked down and raised his head for a while, not knowing which one to coax: "Don't cry Don't cry...... Brother Hang, are you okay???"

The child's parents chased after them, took the child and apologized repeatedly, and said they would pay for Zhanhang's pants.

Zhao Kaile said: "No need, no need, see if the child is all right, did he fall somewhere?"

The mother said: "No, I guess I scared myself, this child is really..."

Zhanhang had black lines on his face, but he didn't have an attack.

After the family apologized and left, Zhao Kaile lamented that the three of them enjoyed themselves happily, but when he turned around, he saw Zhan Hang's face full of anger, and immediately persuaded him to go back: "Brother Hang...that kid looks like he's not even four years old, so why don't you?" Don't argue with her."

"Yo, you're very polite." Zhan Hang said sarcastically, "How much do you think these pants cost?"

Zhao Kaile shook his head guiltyly but honestly.

Zhanhang said: "Eight thousand and five."

Zhao Kaile: "..."

Why, why did I just stop that family from losing money!

Zhanhang said kindly again: "Guess again, how much is your salary this month?"

Zhao Kaile: "........."

At this time, two girls who looked like college students came over, looked at Zhanhang for a moment, and asked timidly: "Hello...... Are you Zhanhang?"

Zhanhang came to his senses, and said casually, "No." Then he gave Zhao Kaile and Xiao Li winks, and the two immediately understood, and followed Zhanhang as if nothing had happened.

The two girls were a little suspicious, but they didn't insist on following him. They just looked at him for a while, and left reluctantly.

The three returned to the car, Zhan Hang took off his sunglasses, looked at the time, and said, "Go back and change your pants, it's almost time."

Zhao Kaile was still counting his wages in silence.

"..." Zhanhang said, "I'm just kidding! You really count?!"

Zhao Kaile immediately covered his heart and gasped for breath, and said with difficulty: "Brother Hang...don't make such jokes again in the future."

"Promise." Zhan Hang educated: "Work hard, don't think about money when you are young, vulgar."

Zhao Kaile murmured, and cursed in his heart, obviously you were the one who raised the money there first, okay?

After Zhanhang took care of himself again, it was already past ten o'clock when he set off. Xiao Li was very familiar with the roads in the surrounding cities, so he saved a lot of time on the wrong road, and arrived at the place - a large local shopping mall in a short time .

Xiao Li was not interested, so he stayed in the car and waited for them.

Zhao Kaile followed Zhan Hang with two bags on his shoulders, thinking it was weird, how he looked like he was serving a girlfriend who was shopping.

Luckily, Zhanhang didn’t have as much ink marks as girls when he went shopping. When he entered a shoe store, he casually mentioned Zhao Kaile’s size, and then pointed to the styles he liked one by one, and asked the clerk to pack them one by one. .Then he led Zhao Kaile into the clothing store at position C on the second floor of the shopping mall, motioned the clerk to bring some suitable ones for Zhao Kaile, and then did the same thing, but when he came out, there were a bunch of big bags and small bags.

After simply and rudely visiting a few stores, Zhao Kaile no longer had any extra shopping bags in his hands, and could only look at Zhanhang pitifully.

Zhan Hang called Xiao Li, and Xiao Li ran according to the location, and Zhao Kaile's hands were free for a short time.

Zhanhang nodded and said, "Continue."

Hearing this, Zhao Kaile almost collapsed: "Brother Hang, don't you still have several large boxes of new clothes at home?"

Zhanhang said, "You still want to wear mine all the time?"

........

What do you mean?

These are all bought for me?

Seeing that he was silent, Zhan Hang said angrily, "Did you pay me? Really."

After he finished speaking, he walked forward again. Zhao Kaile came to his senses, rushed up and hugged him around the waist to stop him, and yelled pitifully: "You don't need to buy that! You can't burn like this even if you have money!"

People passing by couldn't help but look sideways, and a few girls in Hanfu passed them by, whispering and laughing.

"..." Zhanhang's ears were reddish, and he yelled in a low voice: "Let go! Zhao Kaile! If you are so embarrassing again, I will throw you here!"

The author says:

It's because I feel so embarrassed that my ears are red.